Mass Effect 2: Joker flirts with EDI

[ultimatepie27]

fox news is going to be all over this

[jaws802]

"okay that was a little creepy..." I laughed for a VERY long time.

[FallenPhoenix72]

@asylumman123 Oh goddamit now the image is stuck in my head.............FFFFUUUUU

[Cylanthegreat]

JokerxEdi go!

[nevquesse]

"License to screw up commander! There you go."

[ITSOVER9000ish]

God, I love Joker's humor!

[Naratashi]

>> Joker is mine, EDI. Imaginary or not, he is MINE. haha jk

[Smokeweed38]

im ok with the m/m and f/f romance but if you can romance EDI in mass effect 3 its just insane xD

[theInvader999]

"What Jeff and I are exibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonally induced courtship behaviour."

Those sentences are what makes me love this game!

[Mar10nii]

@theInvader999 Sounds like Shelldon Lee Cooper talking

[fizzguy47]

@theInvader999 Friendzoned by an AI...

[StudioAnimus]

Whenever I see the "How are you holding up?" dialogue option, I just want to finish it with "BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."

[knives4cash]

Best license ever.

[gunnerpickle]

Well, I see the appeal for Joker.  She's a talking vagina, after all.

[nts4906]

I love this game. Played through like 70 times and never heard this. Hilarious. I always forget about joker.

[TheFatAmericans1]

EDI gets a body in ME3 and has some kind of relationship with joker

[Th3Fr33man]

@TheFatAmericans1 Midway through, EDI asks Shepard on how she can do "it" with Joker.

[bieberhater99]

this reminds me of me when i flirted with my iphone 4S with an ai built in.

[Air8990]

joker does drugs?! O_o

[Cloudstrrifeee]

License to screw up commander you heard it straight from the ship

[chanelMAN23]

Im commander Shepard and this is the creepiest video on citadel

[athtsak1]

The only thing missing on the Normandy would be a Holodeck.

[matrix2507]

"license to screw up commander, you heard it from the ship !" LMAO

[punn213]

hey, can we have Joker as a romance in ME3? I mean, if they can bring Shepard back from the death, why can't they fix Vroliks Syndrome?

[Iplayrunescape221112]

He can't have sex with EDI cause he'd break his dick

[damonkatumaru]

@Iplayrunescape221112 Not if the AI ports herself into a android body... possible spoiler?

[damonkatumaru]

@Iplayrunescape221112 Not if the AI ports herself into a android body... possible spoiler?

[psychicllamakiller]

That's pretty much what i was thinking: why the hell did shepard take the entire team with him/her in the shuttle, leaving the normandy basically defenseless?????

[GoldMysticDragon]

@psychicllamakiller Right before they take the shuttle they give the reason. Miranda says ''Lets all take the shuttle to the next location then you can decide who to bring with you on location.'' so yeah that's the reason. It's all miranda fault.

[psychicllamakiller]

@GoldMysticDragon MIRANDA!!!!! *shakes fist" >:(

But why did she even do that in the first place? it doesnt make any sense. -_-

[GoldMysticDragon]

@psychicllamakiller the reason is given by EDI she claims that testing the Reaper IFF compatibility with the ship will require time and that we should use the shuttle instead of the ship for the next mission. So probably testing the compatibility render the ship unable to travel. And if you meant why bring everyone on the mission, well you usualy can switch team member without going back to the ship right?

[psychicllamakiller]

@GoldMysticDragon I guess, but leaving the ship unguarded is such a stupid mistake. And i was under the impression that the rest of the crew ere on the ship, and you were sending the shuttle up to switch members.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@GoldMysticDragon

Why is Miranda always wrong?

[GoldMysticDragon]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag Because she almost never doubt herself thinking she is the perfect genius we gotta question ourselves sometimes to prevent screw up.

[TheGodlikeDragon]

@XDCabooseXDOwnzXD I LOL when he said that the first time.

[kadindarklord]

Shepard: You know Joker, it WAS E.D.I's fault that we left the ship. If she hadn't told us to go whilst you tested the IFF...

E.D.I: That's not fair

That's just my opinion

[Kurotaisa]

...There is something amiss with your Shepard...

It seems he has grown tits.

[syn010110]

@Kurotaisa There's something amiss with your Shepard.

It appears she grew a penis.

[Kurotaisa]

@syn010110

Walked right on that one.

[syn010110]

@Kurotaisa lol :D

[Kurotaisa]

@syn010110

I just noticed that both cases end up with a DickGirl.

D=

[Kurotaisa]

@syn010110

I just noticed that both cases end up with a DickGirl.

D=

[AliceJasperfan]

just saying if anyone was to flirt with a AI ...it would be Seth Green

[Floymin]

Anyone ever imagine Cerberus giving EDI a body so that she could be with Joker?

[asylumman123]

In ME3 there will be about 5 littlecombat drones flyin around with jokers face on them lol

[paulo1ftw]

@asylumman123 very fragile little combat drones :P

[that1dude0092]

@asylumman123

it will be bad enough

since they are giving EDI a robotic body (possible companion?)

[Romzyx]

@asylumman123 And when they shoot it will be Joker's voice going: "Pew pew pewpewpew! Yeah..."

[mujuma]

PILLS HERE.

[rosieluerules]

you know what would happen with a romance with Joker. Shepard and Joker making out he says "I think I love you" she says "Really?" he says "Not you the ship"

[chellovack]

rule 34 on EDI

[that1dude0092]

@chellovack hard to picture that....

[Talyn81]

Okay yeah, that was little creepy.

[asaqe3]

Careful joker, you are not Gaius Baltar.

[johnnyzombie100]

EDI looks like a talking vagina.

[hellosidra]

@johnnyzombie100 that. is. vile.

you've now scarred me from EDI for life!

[wadi288]

@johnnyzombie100 I've always thought that, good to see I'm not the only one who notices

[Culture261]

@johnnyzombie100 wow never noticed that beore...now cant quit noticing it.

[papapudding]

@johnnyzombie100 As if Mass Effect players knew what a vagina looked like... Oh wait or was it Call Of Duty players?

[macandfriends]

@papapudding Starcraft, actually

[Cheburashka207]

@johnnyzombie100 LOL

[Doofe2012]

In ME3:

Shepard: Uh, Joker, why are you humping the Normandy's exhaust port?

Joker: *jumps away* What?! I wasn't! I was, um, cleaning it...with my...semen.

EDI: What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more hormonally induced courtship behavior than platonic symbiosis.

Shepard: Great. Should I erase Normandy and paint The Love Boat on our hull while I'm out here?

[TerraRone]

I was hoping Joker would be a romance option in ME 3, but it appears he's now taken.

[cr4yv3n]

"jeez you sound like my mom !" xD

[xxsatinangelxx]

I think shepard should have said something to EDI about the fact that she's now calling him Jeff instead of 'Mr.Moreu' xD I love these two tho :) X

[sonwukong666]

"Okay i'm going but please don't let me catch you screwing any part of the ship while i'm gone."

that's what I wanted to say

[staskonstantinov]

Anyone else hoping for Joker/EDI romance in ME3

[yohsempai]

I can't imagine EDI going rogue, it would definitely catch me off guard if she ever did though. I highly doubt it.

[MrMonstermusik]

EDI looks like the eye from lord of the rings

[HelloClarice727]

@MrMonstermusik She looks like a talking talking vagina to me.

[yuumeko]

"EDI, should I have noticed that?"

"No, Jeff. It is not worth noting."

"Well, there you go, Shepard. Looks like we haven't noticed anything."

[dagger1087]

I wish there could be 'hormonally-induced courtship behavior' between Shepard and Joker. *sigh* Damn... Oh well, just another way Bioware has disappointed me.

[DMGOD64]

@dagger1087 Shepard would have broken Joker like a twig. Literally.

[vendo233]

Ah yes, "liscense to screw up"...

[narutofreek44]

jokers right that was a little creepy

[Wolfstanus]

But EDI like to she Joker on his knees...

[Zoronii]

Unnatural! 

[NEMIS12]

Is that seth green?

[DoctorLoLWich]

@NEMIS12 Yup indeed.

[natureshamy]

@NEMIS12 Yes!

[Jokenx3]

EDI I'll kill you!

Stop flirting with MY Joker!

[farkatoon]

joker: i liike working with edi

edi: i dont need u ur useless

joker: fffffffuuuuuuuuu

[SgtTarkov]

I hate Jennifer Hale's voice so much.

It sounds too deep, too sleepy and too slutty.

Meer can be monotone at times, but he sounds like a man. THAT IS THE POINT!

[TheNewDaySucks]

@SgtTarkov to me she always sounds bored not really a soldier type of woman

[mujuma]

@SgtTarkov I thought Shepards voice great but its just his facial expressions that are odd... I prefer him with a helmet on.

Never played as the Female, as most guys tend to do. I've heard her voice a few times atleast it isn't some perky teen rofl.

"Like aw mai gawd, he totally just shot at me... MY NAILS@!#@#"

[EliminatePro]

Thats what pills are for! Lol

[mikenike245]

i can see it now they are going to giver her(like a geth or hologram) body and joker going to get all " I LOVE YOU EDI ! "

[philoupke]

@track818 Actually that's not entirely correct.. An AI is an artificial intelligence, you are referring to a VI ( virtual intelligence ) even though they are both programmed.. The AI can actually think and reflect for itself, and take personal actions in what it would think is best.. ( wich can be a threat, wich is the reason why they are forbidden in the ME universe :) )

[GoldMysticDragon]

Last thing i want to hear my spaceship pilot say is ''License to screw up.'' lol

[endauthority]

caprica

[naierer]

I'm looking forward to Joker-EDI-Legion love triangle :D

[Eddboy229]

@naierer Robot threesome with one human?

I'm sure someone's done that somewhere.....

[naierer]

@Eddboy229 I thought I'd seen pretty much all kinds of kinky shit until I discovered Mass Effect fan art.. Some of the devoted fans are really, uh, creative.

[Eddboy229]

@naierer Rule 34, my friend.

Freaky shit.

[ProblmSolvd]

i pissed myself at the "well there we go shepard, looks like we havnt noticed anything" line

[tokyogirl345]

They're besties, best friends.

[rennan94]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite AI of the Milky Way

[Metroid225]

Joker is like the Adam Sandler of the future.

Soon he'll be making terrible movies and making out with the drive core on weekends.

[IAm18SeriouslyIAm]

@Metroid225 No he is the Seth Green of the future lol :P

[Metroid225]

@IAm18SeriouslyIAm Oh shit, I see it now...

[Samuraislash600]

Haha EDI and joker have a funny relationship

[Patryk13m]

FemShep+Joker=mass effect 3 sex.

[metalmittens]

@Patryk13m How would that work? She'd break his entire lower half....

[RoadSideCircusM77]

ive never been so attracted to an intergalactic mass relay ship before.

[track818]

EDI is an AI, so she was based off of someone else's personality very likely. Since the Illusive Man essentially built the ship, that means this person probably is within the facility of Cerberus. Now this personality was imbedded with the sole purpose of being able to interact and function a little farther than the required message system of other AIs since, honestly EDI seems more human to me than any machine I've seen. My point? Joker needs to meet her maker x] cute couple in the making

[RoadSideCircusM77]

@track818 actually, in mass effct, ais are based on a "blue box". a quantum computer specially designed for inteligance programs. when a blue box is activated, or a program is transfered into one. the ai gains a new personality. certain aspects of the ai can be restricted, but the aIs personality will be random.

I JUST OUT GEEKED YOU!!!

[track818]

@RoadSideCircusM77

lol xD then build an alternate universe where JOKER CAN GET LAID!!! By EDI haha

[res20stupid]

@track818 I like looking for fanfiction that does this. That, and Joker/wrex

[track818]

@res20stupid

Joker? Is that you?

[res20stupid]

@track818 it isn't for sex, however. It's more comfort.

[ToiletBomberAlpha]

@res20stupid - Fanfics are for fags....

[res20stupid]

@ToiletBomberAlpha You must really appreciate a good fanfic then?

[doglover427]

I was thinking more like he calls her ED because she annoys him. Like Erectile Dysfunction XD that's just me though.

[Raventhetitan]

Now I know what Jedi stands for... the Joker/EDI pairing.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

@Raventhetitan

It all makes sense now.. Joker is the founder of the Jedi

[Stef04343]

@Raventhetitan That's just terrible. :D

[sethnet1022]

"Okay, that was a little creepy."

[MrCringedragon]

how do you get to this place? how does EDI 'replace the crew'?

[DaRRoXX]

@MrCringedragon Right near the end. When the major event occurs involving Joker, EDI takes over the roles of all personell unable to fulfill their normal roles. Hopefully as spoiler free as I could make it...

[MrCringedragon]

@DaRRoXX oh, okay, i remember now, i always make a point of talking to every crew member after anything happens, but i must have missed this one. Thanks Darroxx

[Silencer2869]

Ass Effect ! ! !

[chickmagnet1187]

@Silencer2869 mass erect is more like it.

[Silencer2869]

LISENCE I SCREW UP!

[camokkid]

Joker: EDI's got that covered.

EDI: You're really, REALLY not helping your argument Jeff!

Am I the only one who thought this?

[78castawayable]

" ok im ready I'm good I'm ready to save the day" it's ok jeez no need to get touchy feely lol

[DarkAtHearts]

"Ok.. Ya that was a little creap"

o__o

[butterfly7707]

Wow i no your thousands of miles away in space but damn a computer??? LMAO i mean i can see in dragon age that was the past nothing to do but this is the future lmao i love this game ME<3

[Xpwn525]

i dunno. how could he fuck EDE if:

1.he's a cripple

2.she is a ship

3. she doesnt have a vagina(okay fleshlight maybe)

[westsidepride69]

@Xpwn525 Exhaust port.

[Chingophia]

@Xpwn525 theres gotta be a suitable nook or cranny he could jam it into...

although i must say that im no master at screwing AI...

[1337Figaro]

@Xpwn525 I just got some strange pictures in my head....

[rmeddy1]

EDI's gonna fuck Joker in ME3 , she is already free and she's gonna Geth tech to build herself a body

[PuppetierMaster]

@rmeddy1 OR! BattleStar Galactica out of it an go Android, =p

[jaredmowens]

EDI: I enjoy seeing humans on their knees.

Joker: *best expression ever*

EDI: That is a joke

[umya223]

Joker: I should just go!

Shepard: Wait.. thats my line!

[littlelyn94]

holy shit that was an intense stare down 

[MissGirlFactor]

Joker forever <3 I wish he was a romance option. Dammit.

[butterfly7707]

@MissGirlFactor i wish that to lol :) sorry thane i didnt mean it.......

[ITACHIxPEREZ666]

lol 

[wester42]

screw the love bug i'm going on a war time cruise on the normandy

[SpadeHand]

...That shouldn't be so cute.

[lemmedasker]

look at thiiis. having a platonic symbiosis with joker. heavy risk, but the priiize....

[Wxue89]

I always think of Edi as the talking vagina.

[DPROSpeed]

@Wxue89 she looks like one too xD

[Kreuzritter1989]

@Wxue89 Yeah, the Illusive Man is stil a perv...

[bkruschwitz]

@Wxue89 and now I'll never see EDI the same way again.

[anonymous133711]

@Wxue89 artificial vagina

[rcflight13]

@Wxue89 Greeeeeeaaaaattttttt, now I see her as a talking blood-filled spam sandwich with teeth. Thanks for the nightmares.

[Bookster343]

@rcflight13 I don't know what or who you're commenting to or about, and I know that your comment is over a month old, but I feel obligated to thank you for "talking blood-filled spam sandwich with teeth".

[superblahmanofdoom]

@Wxue89 YES!

[CLJO92]

@Wxue89 thank you... i cant unsee it now >=(

[Lark88]

@Wxue89 Thanks... Now I can't unsee that.

[oOkenzoOo]

@Wxue89 the perfect woman ?

[TheSwitche]

Because you know what, I should... I should just g-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Damnit.

[gurezurei]

EDI is really Joker's waifu.

[Wurby]

If my computer was voiced by Tricia Helfer I'd want to fuck it too.

[DBZisthebestanimever]

there should be a joker sex scene

[DailyJustingonzales]

PILLZ HERE

[NocturnaReborn]

I wish I could replace EDI with Glados

[cheesepuffs617]

@NocturnaReborn except that would end badly. For everyone.

Neural toxin, anyone?

[DarkWarrior076]

I bet she can form a "Cortana like" body and Joker would mess around with her. XD

[Rathause]

anyone else get the feeling that EDI messed up the simulations on purpose to make Joker feel useful?

[DJBertz94]

Careful joker. You cant get it in with a hologram...