Warhammer Fantasy Battle Report : Hellblaster Valley (final)

[hellball5]

... i LOVE THE SOUNDS lol they are SO funny

[24fRaMeSps001]

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHH!­!

[raulpato60]

AWESOME KEEP IT UP!

[GameBros45]

That was so awsome! Cheers!

[Endlickfertig]

I think the german voice says:

Achtung Pack, Richtschütze feuer!

what means:

Attention guys,marksman fire!

but i am not sure :)

Nice vid, would be better when they would be painted^^

[hellball5]

okay i like the cow at 0:16

[VegasBilgeRat]

fun video =)

in my opinion (not judging, just throwin it out there as a criticism) it seems like the orcs/gobbos should have been closer to start with. 4 turns before they can even attack seemed a little harsh.

But, good battle, and good video nonetheless!

[hellball1997]

somthing you should know you have to take dead figures from the center of the rank not there far sides.

[Spykron]

ok, i also really want to know what the hellblaster german sound is from. i looked through wolfenstein and didnt see it.

achtung packt, lesuitzer FIRE! or something. i dont speak german.

[Spykron]

this was pretty cool. PAINT UP YOUR MINIS AND FILM SOME MOAR!

[Retribution83]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO! roflmmfao at the sounds! awesome! make more!

[RGBRYN]

ey where did you get these cool scream german shot just all these sounds

[heely8]

good job

[CODis4me]

woooooooooooo empire!

[lethaljatt]

MEGA VID! Helblaster = legend :)

[Dixu0000]

i love those silly sound effects lol

[outridersrule]

hurrah for the amazing multi-firepower of the empire!

[TrzyTrzyTrzy051]

O lol na 302 pkt. Nie umiecie grać.

[Dwachak]

I don't know that much about the game mechanics, but are you sure you can still fire after a missfire? isn't it really in the word that the fire was a fail? :P its like, oh the gunpowder was wet, but what the heck we just take an exstra shooting phase to reload and fire..

[SigmarHammer]

It depends on what type of artillery gunpowder piese you are using. Generally, there is a misfire chart which you roll against. Something nothing happens, sometimes it is very bad for the artillery crew :)

Thanks for commenting,

Sigmar

[xerx1000]

@SigmarHammer even if nothing happens you cant shoot that turn again

[Nihoggr]

This is crap! I demand a rematch!

My WAAAGH would tear those puny 'umies to shreds!

Oh and to be a nerd, isn't the minimun squad limit for Gobbo's around 20? Then again, you had some house rules in play.

I should film our battles with my friends. We usually play with the three of us with all against all. A game could last well over 12 hours.

[SigmarHammer]

Hi there,

Your battles sound excellent, get them videoed.

Thanks for commenting,

Sigmar

[hellball5]

@Nihoggr 12 hours!?!?dang those sound like alot of fun

[Nihoggr]

@hellball5

Yeah, the battles are quite epic but imagine for going on with the game 12 hours and it's like 4 in the morning :D Everyones tired and ready strangle someone just to get to bed :P

But yeah, when our games don't stretch out to insane lengths, I really enjoy them and the guys I play with.

[XChupacabras]

awesome video

[del069]

was pritty good would have been better with out some of the sound effects tho..

[SigmarHammer]

thanks for the comment del069.

I have to say though that the sound effects are my favourite part :)

[atomicblade]

Anybody got any advice on how to paint the empire banners becouse I understand that you have to do it freehand but if anybody has any advice on how to do it that will be brill

[tomrobo2323]

im only an amateur painter but i used something like a cross with a border round the edge, draw it on first with a pencil then use a fine brush to get the outlines so u dont overun

[steebelmoan]

haha. funny vid.

But I agree with the previous post.

There should have been atleast 30 of them

You know those gobbos would never set foot on a battlefield if they didn't have their static CR. lol

[camaraman47]

estaba claro

[Karltheslayerfan]

you shoulda doubled the amount of gobbos so they stood a chance lol

[SigmarHammer]

lol,

yep they did look like they might be in trouble from the start.

[tehsk8er]

nice but u need to paint the dudes

[AKOK11]

Gut gemacht (well done)! Suprisingly entertaining. And it's a good thing that Hellblaster held together. With my luck, it would have blown up during the first volley!

[tomrobo2323]

it does tht for me lol but when we had a 2vs2 6k game i had two volley guns and neither misfired so they devasted the poor orcs and skaven running at me

[7MickThomson7]

Very funny... xDDD

hahahah

[SigmarHammer]

thanks Mick.

[blindfortune101]

i liked tht

o well lets speed up the inevitable!

oh and for all you tht say paint ur guys i have an unpainted dwarf army tht works fine!

[SigmarHammer]

thanks blindfortune101, I appreciate that.

[blindfortune101]

no problem i hate ppl telling you youve done a shit paint job on ur guys or they r not painted!

o ye nice german voice for hellblaster crew

[Michawk]

This is great. And I love the German voice when the volley gun is firing :)

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks Michawk, I'm pleased you liked it.

[MetalAnimationStudio]

i play empire to

but when i fire the volleygun i always roll a misfire

just bad luck i supose

[SigmarHammer]

I guess that's what I love about Warhammer... until you roll the dice, you can never be sure what will happen.

Better luck next time with your volley gun :)

[slavehandler]

:) you sound like me just i normally roll a 6'er but nowadays the volley gun get's destroyed:S so anoying:-(

[revan3001]

not enough points for animosity

LONG LIVE NONE SQUABBLED GOBS.

[SigmarHammer]

Lol, yes I suppose goblin army commanders would really love that :)

Thanks commenting.

[ReginMoerk]

Hilarious!! Haha.

[krader93]

Yay! I'm a Warhammer enthusiast also! Great job! I laughed many times! Keep on going!

[toastbrot21016]

you are cool!!!

[SigmarHammer]

thanks toastbrot21016, that's the sort of comment I like ! :)

[ploop408]

could have been painted

[Kang5030]

Painting an army is one of the great parts of the hobby, but sometimes you just wanna play the game. :) Little odd to see unpainted figures used for a youtube video, but baaah, who cares. A Helblaster is a Helblaster, sez I!

Speaking of which, that's one lucky cannon. No misfires, twice? And a non-permanent inbetween? Paint that bastid and bring it to tournaments, it's obviously possessed by a luck demon.

Good video!

[damanofdreams]

i agree its a good cannon but maybe it just got lucky that one time and with its huge st of hits its got a good chance at demolishing more than enough of any army for a win

nice vid tho

[Cairnth]

Lol, that was really funny. Nice to see somebody playing this game for fun and laughs!

[toothy84]

Why don't you paint your men? Both of you? Lame. I painted my empire army with meticulous detail.

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks very much sideeffect55, it's pretty cool making these and a great laugh too.

[sideeffect55]

this is cool. and funny way to go

[redcoatofthe33rd]

Really good! Pleazzzzzzzzzzzz make more :))))

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks very much redcoatofthe33rd.

I haven't been near movie maker for a while but I do have plans to make a Vampires vs High Elf battle so watch this space or subscribe to my vids so you know as soon as I post it up online.

[smithy1221]

EMPIRE RULE!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[bajaint]

loveit

[SigmarHammer]

thanks very much bajaint

[CODis4me]

i loved the sound effects, the germans fireing their gun was funny

[SigmarHammer]

thanks very much CODis4me

[foivosgr]

I love warhammer and you make me love it more!!!Please make an other one, I'm begging you!!!Put and some dwarfs too in the next...

[SigmarHammer]

more videos on the way, I'm pleased you like them. Thanks for your comments.

[Tzeentchmage]

cool... i would suggest to paint Ur warriors, it lokks even better ;-)

[SigmarHammer]

I am working on my painting right now, it's good fun and a very slow process for me :(

[yulbrenner]

You have one of the best video batreps I've seen. I think you should incorporate more live action video- perhaps players doing some end-of-turn analysis. Keep up the graphics and stop-motion stuff.

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks very much yulbrenner. I'll got a few video plans so I'll have a think about your suggestions. Thanks again and all the best,

Sigmar

[ciastoman]

good job =)

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks very much ciastoman.

[Sicdrummer2807]

hahah Leg it Ladz! Oh...

[SigmarHammer]

:) I laughed when I was making it too.

[Sicdrummer2807]

Yeah its the best bit!! I love the other videos too. My favorite is Gobbo :)

[matty0l214]

love the sound affects

[SigmarHammer]

thanks matty.

[matty0l214]

lol

[matty0l214]

you should make more of these

[SigmarHammer]

I'm planning to. I put on a poll on my blog and people voted for Vampire COunts vs High Elves so that's what I'll video next.

[matty0l214]

that would rock

[unclesoflaugh]

awsome!!!!!!

[SigmarHammer]

thanks unclesoflaugh.

[unclesoflaugh]

yeah i watched sum of ur other vids ther really good too

[magila1]

This was very well done! 5/5

[SigmarHammer]

thanks very much, please check out my other videos.

I hope they're going to get better over time as I get a bit more experience.

[millionaire345]

haha well done i especially liked the village scenery please do more

[sutk66]

bliabong i no what u mean

[bilabong267]

thats pretty sweet most battle reports almost kill you with how boring they are but i actualy watched the whole thing without being bored out of my mind

[SigmarHammer]

I'm pleased you liked it. Thanks for the comment bilabong267.

[troelsdc]

GOd damn it, this is how ALL Battle Reports ought to be done ! :-D Everything, the animations, the detailed information, the sound effects and the music in the last part, not to mention your funny comments along the way = FANTASTIC ! Plz do some more of these, you got a talent :-D

[SigmarHammer]

thanks very much indeed. I appreciate that, you've spurned me on to finish off Battle Royale. Then it's full battle reports all the way.

[Necrodomo]

It's a good idea and your animation and sound effects are pretty cool too. But why on earth would you bother doing this with unpainted miniatures? Please, slap some paint on those minis and put down a grass playmat to cover your "woodgrain battlefield" before attempting this again.

[SigmarHammer]

sadly, I don't have enough painted miniatures to support even a skirmish of this size :(

I do have the grass green mat now though :)

[buckboy121]

thats was awsome can u teach me how to make one plz

[SigmarHammer]

first of all download Windows Movie Maker, it's free from Microsoft. Then simply start playing around with it for a while. You can import pictures and sound files into Movie Maker and then arrange them the way you want and add credits, title screens etc.

It's good fun but it can take quite a long time.

[Necromancer170]

i like this shit you're good at this

make some new videos ;-)

[SigmarHammer]

thanks Necro, more on the way.

[Shinobi1010]

awesome terrain. the whole set up is just freakin awesome!!

[SigmarHammer]

thanks Shinobi. Check out my other vides, there's more painted minis in those.

[Hrochanecek]

The Hellblaster's firing sound is awesome :D

[SigmarHammer]

Yeah, I like that bit too :)

Thanks very much for the comment,

Sigmar

[Hrochanecek]

The Hellblaster's firing sound is awesome :D

[crazyknight2008]

awsome, i want to see more..i play orcs and gobos and i really enjoyed this vid..when can we see some more -- :):)

[SigmarHammer]

thanks very much. there will definitely be more skirmish videos coming. it looks like the next one will be vampire counts vs high elves (people are voying on my blogsite right now)

[doodycat123]

wot u shud have done was swap the spider riders positions with the black orcs and flank the spearmen using the gobbos as cannon fodder. if that isn't a good idea sorry but i only started warhammer 2 weeks ago.

ORCS AND GOBBOS ROCK!!!

[doodycat123]

wot u shud have done was swap the spider riders positions with the black orcs and flank the spearmen using the gobbos as cannon fodder. if that isn't a good idea sorry but i only started warhammer 2 weeks ago.

ORCS AND GOBBOS ROCK!!!

[greenghost2008]

should have kept the spiders back and let the others take some shells and then use their speed to go ahead and charge em

[SigmarHammer]

yep, I cannot disagree with you there. My Gobbo tactics were not good.

[LLJKmikec81]

How would that have helped? So he gets his Black Orcs wiped out first and his spider riders get wiped out second. Its not like they can charge through guys.

The entire game was dumb.

You put a low leadership army out there with against a gunline and he rolled well.

GG, no tactics involved especially when he anchors the Helblaster on the edge of the world so you can't even flank it properly.

[Luppolo88]

5/5 XD

[Kazad22]

Cool

[legoklods]

nice report but plz put some of the models till next time.

[legoklods]

*paint, not put...

[SigmarHammer]

I know what you mean, it's just so tough to find the time. It's easy to edit videos because I can save them when I want. It's a bit tougher to paint - esp when you're not so good like me :(

I have done some vids with painted models though, please check them out.

I'm pleased you liked the video anyway.

[Galpus]

MEIN GOTT...that Volley Gun is a deadly weapon...the greenskins never stood a chance.

Thanks for sharing.

[WarhammerftwXD]

I have tought about doing just the same thing! This was nice! ;D

[SigmarHammer]

thanks very much. give it a go, it's great fun.

[Adrao]

lol man ive been watching your vids im gonna rate them all 5/5 coss they rule

[SigmarHammer]

Brilliant, thanks Adrao. They'll be another one up this weekend and the weekend after, remember to come back for more and check out my blogsite too (for lots of Warhammer info, army tips, tactics, photos and all the latest on the new Vampire Counts out in Feb/March 2008)

[CoolioMe99]

excellent

[matte85]

haha great vid, man :)

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks very much. There are plenty more online please check them out. I'll be back to my skirmish vids as soon as the Battle Royale is finished.

Thanks again,

Sigmar

[adrianleverkuhn]

awesome!!!! please do more!! I love them. I miss my battles from when I was at high school :(

[SigmarHammer]

I am planning some big skirmishes with multiple units per side. Thanks for the brilliant feedbac, I appreciate it.

[wererat9]

I agree with Plisken35 on the cheapness of High Elves. Thanks for posting the mini battle report!

[Plisken35]

eeee yupper.. me being that friend.. its all true.. guess he needed a squig or 4 in there.

[SigmarHammer]

:) lol

[kurigan1001]

I swear that Hellblaster is to cheap for what it does.

[SigmarHammer]

I know what you mean Kurigan, it's a tasty bit of kit.

It does sometimes screw up though, I had a game where I didn't inflict a single wound because it misfired.

[Plisken35]

cheap? CHEAP!!! Nooo.. cheap is the two high elf bolt throwers, that never blow up with a range of 48".. May we all agree that those finger wiggling point eared tree hugging elf's are a pain.. and that always goes first rule...

[gyso227]

oi, high elves rule

[kurigan1001]

Man this is just so familiar for some reason, guess because that is what happens when I play my orcs against my friends empire. happens all to often.

[SigmarHammer]

ouch !

:)

[utuby33]

i love that sound of pain and agony lol make me laugh good vid

[FighterPilot444]

jesus I love these Warhammer vids when u gonner do more ?

[WarhammerFan87]

Ha ha, Wonderful sir, Very good,

Also check my videos

[flameseeker574]

nice report, i was sceptical at first but after seeing this, my sespesions are gone

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks very much. I'm working on scenery and painting my figures to improve the quality of my battle reports. Please check back regularly or see my blogsite (the address is at the end of the videos).

Thanks again,

Sigmar

[HammerDude1]

these vids are a brilliant laugh. whens the next one going up ?

[SigmarHammer]

Thanks for the comments. I agree, I need to get my figures painted up pronto. I'll get to work on it.

I think the longest vid I could fit on here is about 25 mins. So plenty of scope for a bigger battle.

cheers,

Sigmar

[XvallorX]

^^ nice vid.

volley is powerfull - when i play empire i love that gun :D

paint this army and play long.

cya