My sperm

[pokethewall]

O; sperm tadpoles :3 Sounds interesting ...

[danielcohndrums]

As disgusting as it sounds i actually found this quite intriguing. I never could fathom the bio-mechanical motions that translate to movement in sperm sells. They mirror a tadpoles to the T.

[TheDancechartmusic]

why are sperm sells so cute ?

[gewizz2]

ucking hell!

[JerseyBoy862]

the white part is aids

[benjaminmullin96]

this should be flagged for innapropriateness.  XD

[GlitterMySparkalz]

Your Little Minni Me's x)

[mandykal]

They all look confused!

[Sn0w0nS]

I am looking at my sperm right now onder a microscope and ther are for sure a 1000000 spermcels and on this video i see only 5 , wow i feel so good right now i am supeman and i am watxhing it now for 2 houres and they are still alive i wonder how long they wil live it is amazing they all have my dna with them i created them! I am God!

[CannibaIZombie]

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

[YJH1995]

how do you make sperm?

[Aleksandar998]

@YJH1995 Masturbate....

[lexzevil]

Your sperm don't look so healthy . Bring them to a sperm doctor.

[sammaa1997]

wtf why there recommend at my youtube page... wtf

[Nichiiro]

You little guys lol

[GermanPolesCombating]

only one sperm? how old are u? 90?

[Debbieconway1]

Kk.like that,

[strangerlover11]

His sperms slow as a gay sperms.........ahhahahahhaha

[cmichael67]

lol yeah that last one was fucked!

[datzfast]

just remember its made for pussys and not assholes. assholes make your dick stink like shit.

[kidd20grams]

low sperm count I seen like 10 sperms

[amyj86]

Wohoo! Go sperm.... No, the other way!

[nyamcz]

Can you tell me what microscop you have ?

Thx in advance

[Aznfat901]

Wtf how do u look at ur sperm

[pistorio79]

these sperms are tweaking on PCP

[enmonjea]

Don't listen to them. Your sperm are adorable.

[Fisher8562]

Their like, "wheres the egg, wheres the egg, wheres the egg?!"

[jmm1233]

this is sparta 

[Xplications]

I'm suprised 74,237 people clicked this...

Including me. O.o

[odstroy22]

lol bro your sperm are retarded dont have kids

[britelite2657]

Haha have you got Japanese eyes and buck teeth

[japmancrazy]

they are stoned. its kind of funny how many of you seem to be experts on sperm. hmmmmmmmmmm.

[jericoferrari55]

those are really bad sperms no offense but dont hav intercourse with someone

[japmancrazy]

@jericoferrari55 so you are an expert on jizz? Besides it doesn't make any sense to day not to have sex. I'm not trying to make babies. They are actually very healthy for being a few hours old.

[jericoferrari55]

@japmancrazy its ok to have sex but try not to "make babies"

[britelite2657]

they are drunk you had a beer then a good knuckle shuffle

[japmancrazy]

@britelite2657 no they are stoned and yes I milked em myself. Ha.

[fyerena12]

thats awesome lol ive never seen sperm up close in a microscope haha

[cowboys430isback]

you know your sperm is epileptic...

[danny3flip]

whats all that other shit?

[187781jason]

@danny3flip

It's probably chicken juice :)

[spikedsoldier]

Why the fuck would anyone post their sperm on youtube?

[japmancrazy]

@spikedsoldier so you could ask why anyone would do that. and for sits and giggles.

[trishnfish69]

sperm taste good if a guy eats pineappple.Plus if ya make yer man wait a month or more the sperm volume is awesome.

[astrogeek15]

@trishnfish69 nip tuck....

[DzzyL]

@trishnfish69 Lol thats the same thing this girl I work with said... "I make my boyfriend eat pineapples so he's tasty."

True or False? lol

[japmancrazy]

@DzzyL true. Anything high in sugar. You are what you eat. Celery makes you produce more sperm.

[187781jason]

@trishnfish69

Wouldn't you rather just eat pineapple?

[Darkness0111]

kids are gonna be spazes

[JLemosify]

So... You jizzed under a microscope and looked at it? Sounds like a fun weekend bro.

[japmancrazy]

@JLemosify no ijizzed on a paper towel then used a pin to grab a sample and put it on a slide. Was very fun weekend.

[twitchalmighty]

Learn to spell words like raise.

[Sizzle3003]

@twitchalmighty Learn to actually click reply on the people you're addressing.

[briansf999]

@nighiga

[streamteck]

what is polscope ??

[ereyes28]

omg! they look just like you...

[japmancrazy]

@ereyes28 ha!

[martytruscott13]

they probs be thinking were do we go

[JeloMulawin]

omg, i have no idea i could swim back then...

[bilalisb73]

you have too many babies there lol

[nickybhai]

bring me an egg!!

[Lcmsstude]

Only one way to get those out of your body.....

[mrzbean08]

theyre kinda cute.. x]

[tubelamar]

wow they are trying to leave.....

[marioicool]

lol dude r u lookin at ur own jizz

[zyx0unknown0xyz]

lol its funny when u create sound effects!

[seasonedsevencolors]

What a waste of innocent lives.

[TheBigboy46]

@seasonedsevencolors you need a vasectomy.

[bananian]

I wouldn't want to look at my own sperms under a microscope. It's just weird to know that a bunch of worms are thrashing inside my balls.

[free2mention]

the human sperm and a tadpole, we are reptilian and fish first and then human

[TheBigboy46]

@free2mention you plan on getting a vasectomy so you are not able to make babies yourself. for myself i'm not able to make babies since i got a vasectomy.

[darkangelcloud7]

You probably jacked off a minute ago before you video this.

[mikelheron20]

@darkangelcloud7 Do you know another way of obtaining a sample?

[darkangelcloud7]

@mikelheron20 Sperm bank lol

[mikelheron20]

@darkangelcloud7 Only if you have an account.

[danylyon1]

lol if I would have a microscope i could play with my sperm and take my spermatozoons as pets

[cky2250]

i dont know why this way on my next play list from a matrix video?

[simplyBestGIRL]

not very many alive sperms?

[BMXBOBO]

if thats your sperm then you have problems, your sperm is meant to be swimming fast and have loads of them alive damn your impotant

[TheBigboy46]

everyone believe men with mild-severily mental retardation should get sterilised.

[sohaib123man]

your kids have a video of themselve on youtube BEFORE theyre even born COOL

[TheBigboy46]

most men like me who are mild-moderate mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)that got a vasectomy do to our disability, we usually masturbate everyday since it is difficult to find a girlfriend who will want to share their life with.

[Jakez98]

How can men still expect womens to have that in their mouth?!! Creepy!!

[davidls11]

@Jakez98 It looks yummy to me.

[2837sharding]

lol nasty little tadpoles

[InARealPickle]

You have some seriously spastic sperm...

Please don't reproduce.

There are enough semi-retarded ADD kids running around.

[TheFanta913]

@InARealPickle fuck off dick head kids with add and retarded you faggit

[mlynn1231]

@InARealPickle All sperm is spastic. Why do you think guys are they way they are? ;)

[texas0828]

@InARealPickle lmfao

[TheRealDeal348]

To all the people that are saying that they were sperm are not very bright, sperm and egg are nothe rreally but DNA from both parties

And to the uploader your sperm is very active. They will effinatly get someone pregnate!

[awesomeguy115]

creapy

[cornandkara]

I'd say the magnification was about 2500 ish

[mcline007]

what magnification is this?

[30stickyicky30]

cum

[HalfLifePlaya210]

That's disturbing..jerking off and viewing it under a microscope and putting it on the web.... Weird but somehow interesting O_O

[picaticatara]

The last sperm in the video looked like it would make a retarded baby.

[TheBigboy46]

it probably would, i'm a mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)and i know mental retardation runs in my family. most guys with mental retardation including me we don't believe in sperm, it was best for me and other guys with mental retardation chose to get sterilised. we believe sperm is very, very dangerous material which sperm should not come out of our body. i feel i was a sperm that was retarded which made me should should have not fertilised the egg in the first place.

[TheBigboy46]

you can check my profile if you want to to see that i'm mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)

[RYELLOWFAST2010]

@picaticatara lmao

[icanflyfaraway]

i remember when i was a sperm

[TheBigboy46]

oh you do, you plan on getting yourself sterilised after you have children of your own. i got myself sterilised when i was 20 years old since i'm mild mentally retarded. i'm not capable of raising children, plus i don't believe in sperm. to me sperm is dangerous material because it causes an unwanted child.

[beggo321]

HA did u cum on your microscope?

[mad122780]

My Sperm are better than yours!!!!!!!!!

[MrStupidhunter]

i cant help but think of homer simpson pretending to be a sperm :D

[WARNINGxB1OH4ZARD]

Well guys if you ever want a baby i put sperm in the sperm bank before i got sterlized so now I DONT HAVE TO WEAR A CONDOM XD

[TheBigboy46]

well i got sterilised when i was 20 years old because i'm mild mentally retarded. i'm not capable of raing children myself. people with mild-severly mentally retarded including me usually chooses to get sterilised because we know we are not capable of raising children.

[tristanjames92]

oh.. so they really do have tails.. hahaha

[JordanKimbalI]

They look good enough to eat!

[JordanKimball]

Damn you future self!!!!!

[TheBigboy46]

i'm very happy i shoot blanks since i got sterilised.

[mrfourtysevenman]

why would you get steril?

[infidelguy]

Well, at least you had fun getting your samples together.

[bigbatboy23]

we need to end testicles as we know it. after a baby boy is born they need to remove the testicles so there will be no more sperm to reproduce.

[birdboy999999999]

ur crazy man. sperm cells are produced by ur body and are a very crucial part in making humans, without sperm there would be no us today.... you can be happy with the fact that you no longer are able to reproduce. y do we need to end sperm? ur an idiot.

[bigbatboy23]

sperm is dangerous material, it causes a pregnancy that shouldn't happen, men have no buisness making babies and having children. sperm should not be released from the male penis. it needs to be blocked by getting sterilised period.

[chaoticbluberry]

@bigbatboy23: Reproduction is part of nature, you can't change nature. Your dream will NEVER happen.

[TheBigboy46]

yes i know, bigbatboy23 changed to thebigboy46. i know i can't change that. but for me it was best for me to get sterilised since i'm mild mentally retarded. like i said i'm not capable of raising children, there is a possible chance that i will abuse children with violence(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE) if i had children, i'm a very nervouse type of person and children get on my nerves really easy. getting sterilised was the best thing that i did.

[chaoticbluberry]

I am really sorry to hear that, but if you commented out of your (no offense) mental problem I understand why you said it. If you didn't say it out of your mental problem, keep it to yourself. Sorry to hear about your problem.

[TheBigboy46]

i'm saying it is because i know i'm not capable of raising children because i'm mild mentally retarded. thats reality, i'm not trying to force other men to get sterilised. i'm not ashamed of my disability and i'm not afraid to let it be known.

[mrfourtysevenman]

sorry.

[bigbatboy23]

plus i know you are and idiot and dumbshit yourself.

[TheBigboy46]

@birdboy999999999

[TheBigboy46]

i guess you believe in sperm then. i bet you want to reproduce making babies through out your lifetime. yes i'm happy i am no longer able to reproduce period. i just don't understand why you say i'm an idiot about sperm. i don't like sperm period and yes i'm mild mild mentally retarded. i know you don't like retards like me. but i can't help it i'm mild mentally retarded. i know now you don't want to hang around people who are mentally retards.

[TheBigboy46]

@birdboy999999999 i guess you don't understand that people with certain disabilities are not capable of raising children. that includes me since i'm mild mentally retarded. don't you think i did the right thing by getting a vasectomy at the age of 20 years old. i see so many parents that abuse and kill their children and i don't want to end up in that situation.

[reeseFEAST]

@TheBigboy46 no offense to you but you sure like pointing out that your mild mentally retarded don't you?

[TheBigboy46]

@reeseFEAST yes i do, so everyone knows that it is the reason why i hate sperm. i feel sperm is dangerous material and it shouldn't be deposited in a woman during sexual activity. i'm very proud that my sperm is not able to come out of my penis since i got my sperm blocked because i got sterilised when i was 20 years old. i have no buisness making babies since i'm mild mentally retarded.

[NWAGF]

loser

[TheBigboy46]

why did you call me a loser.

[xxwesdogxx]

@reeseFEAST lmfao i searched high and low to find that guys comments and it was sooo worth it

[TheBigboy46]

i do know that sperm is produced in our bodies, but since i have a disability where i'm not capable of raising children and plus i don't believe in sperm. most men who are mild-moderate mentally retarded choose to get sterilised because they know they are not capable of raising children.

[TheBigboy46]

you can't accept what my issue is about sperm, i'm mild mentally retarded(MENTALLY CHALLENGED)and men like me do not believe in sperm. for us we don't need sperm coming out of our body during sexual activity. for us sperm is very, very dangerous material. i understand what you mean about sperm, for you sperm is normal and you believe in making humans. what i'm trying to say is most men with mental retardation decide to get sterilised for 1 reason, we do not want to reproduce do to our disability

[COREkilz]

OMG the only reason you want all men to get sterilised is you dont have a good sperm count OR nothing sperm... is it because u want more men to be like you?

[TheBigboy46]

i don't have no sperm coming out of my penis because i have my sperm blocked because i went and got sterilised when i was 20 years old because i'm mild mentally retarded and i am not capable of raising children. i was bigbatboy23 but now thebigboy46.

[TheBigboy46]

no i don't want any men like me, i decided to back out on that idea, i feel other men should make a decision to get sterilised and not forcing them to get sterilised. since i'm mild mentally retarded it was for my best interest to get sterilised. i'm not capable of raising since i have a good chance of abusing children with violence(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE)if i had any children. so it was best for me not to be able to procreate.

[COREkilz]

yes i understand you

[AVP181]

Well i mean no offence but u must be retarded if you dont belive in rasing children, am 13 and i would love to rase them and bring them into this world than no1 at all.

[mrfourtysevenman]

god made us that way.

i do too but im a loser who cant score in high school.

[TheBigboy46]

@AVP181 i am a retard, i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}i'm not capable of raising children, that is the reason why i got a vasectomy{STERILISED}so i cannot father a child in my lifetime.

[mikelheron20]

@AVP181 If you really don't mean to be offensive I suggest you stop using words like retarded.

[AVP181]

@mikelheron20

Am ok mate

[TheBigboy46]

@mikelheron20 why should i stop using the word retarded.

[mikelheron20]

@TheBigboy46 The fact that you have to ask the question tells me that you would be too stupid to understand the answer.

[TheBigboy46]

@mikelheron20 i'm just saying that i know iam a retard{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}.

[cooler1212121]

@AVP181 u got it

[Xetrez]

@AVP181 lol @ rase children. Yeah, I would aslo like to rase all the children. I hate the stupid shits.

[dzgfdg]

@COREkilz i would like to sterilize all men just to kill humanity

[AVP181]

So you want that to happen to every human bieng in the world? Yea? Well the huma race would be extinct in at lease 100 years if that happend so shut up sperm is a good thing

[TheBigboy46]

no, i don't want that to happen. i decided to let the individual to make that decision. i was bigbatboy23, but now thebigboy46. i decided to get sterilied when i was 20 years old because i know i'm not capable of raising children. i have a good chance of abusing children(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE) with violence. i am mild mentally retarded and i don't need to have children, now i am almost 52 years old.

[toknoy05]

26 years old man jacking off

[xXTurnipHeadXx]

WTF big bat boy did u fukin get ur nuts chopped off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u hate boolllackas speraphobe withput speernm thered be no cum shots

[bigbatboy23]

i still have my testicles, just the tubes cut and sealed so no sperm will be in my semen when i cum. i don't want any children since i'm not capable of raising children.

[alistaro]

dude you have some dead ones. why would you put this on youtube?

[Feynry]

Alistaro, sperms have the average lifespan of 1 day, outside of the male, so its possible that some can die as he.. does his business.

[afroryan11]

why would you want your body to stop producig sperm its great

[bigbatboy23]

because no man should be producing sperm since it causes a pregnancy which shouldn't happen.

[bigbatboy23]

i hate sperm, sperm is dangerous material since sperm causes a pregnancy. i did get sterilised so i have no worries of not getting a woman pregnant.

[bigbatboy23]

i don't believe in sperm. i don't know how we got sperm but it don't make sense.

[bigbatboy23]

because i don't believe in sperm, we need to end sperm as we know it.

[TheBigboy46]

@birdboy999999999 you want to be able to reproduce making babies during your lifetime then. i guess yieve in sperm then.

[TheBigboy46]

why can't you get the message that people with certain disabilities are not capable of raising children, they choose to get their sperm blocked from ever it coming out of their penis, maily people with mental retardation does not believe in sperm including me. we believe sperm is dangerous matarial which we do not want any sperm coming out of our penis PERIOD.

[MateofDorothy]

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great

If a sperm gets wasted God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good

Ever sperm is needed in your neighbourhood

: D

[bigbatboy23]

the sperm is dangerous material, it gets you in trouble because the sperm cause a pregnancy. i'm totally against sperm, that is why i had a vasectomy so my sperm does not come out of my body.

[MateofDorothy]

You awful man! Why didn't you just pluck a few of your hairs put them under the microscope and post that on here instead and pretend they were sperm. I am sure that impressional cherubs view you tube and might see this video. How dare you. Couldn't you repost this video and say that it shows your hairs just after they have been plucked and that is why they are twitching???? Truly shocking! How can youtube allow this filth!

[GuruVote]

You're just one person, you're not going to change anything. Who gives a fuck and you do know that you have the choice to watch the videos on youtube and not a choice of not to watch them? Youtube allows content under it's ToS, and apparently this doesn't abide againts it. This could be for educational reasons too, you cunt.

:P

[bigbatboy23]

you need to understand that sperm should not be deposited in a woman during sexual activity, you should use a condom or get a vasectomy. i'm very thankful i got a vasectomy so my sperm doesn't come out of my penis.

[bigbatboy23]

you are fuckin asshole guy, you just don't get it. sperm is very bad material. your sperm has no buisness coming out of your penis. you need to get a vasectomy so you don't get anyone pregnant. as i say i am a sperm hater and not a sperm lover. i'm thankful i got sterilised when i was 20 years old.

[candlewick15]

@bigbatboy23 "sperm is very bad material. your sperm has no buisness coming out of your penis. you need to get a vasectomy so you don't get anyone pregnant."

Seriously, GTFO of YouTube and stop using alt accounts to thumb up your comments.

[TheBigbatboy23]

@candlewick15 why is that, nothing wrong with my opinion.

[TheBigboy46]

@GuruVote i know i'm just one person i'm not trying to get other men sterilised, if other men want to get sterilised that is their decision and not mine. i chose to get sterilised since i'm mild mentally retarded. it was best for me to get sterilised since i'm mild mentally retarded. i am a very nervouse type of person and children get on my nerves really easy. there is a good chance i would abuse(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE)children with violence.

[GuruVote]

@TheBigboy46

Well maybe you should lock yourself in the bathroom for a couple hours. Take some pills, it'll help.

A lot.

[TheBigboy46]

@GuruVote i know i have a choice to watch the videos and not a choice to watch them.

[vampiresse98]

the look like tiny tadpoles

they look funny 2 haha

(i dont know why im laughing)