First Lady Michelle Obama plants a garden

[db13395]

Who cares what that whore does.

[luvsyou7]

she's so nice..

[NZK0F]

President Obama did not use his back-to-school speech to brainwash children about his communist healthcare plan. Now Michelle Obama did with her speech on growing garden vegetables. She cleverly linked healthy garden veggies to current healthcare debate in front of D.C. school children. She subtly peddled her husband's commie healthcare plan to the schoolchildren. Obama, yYou have the bully pulpit now. Do what you need to make America a communist nation.

[donottake]

What do they plan on showing next, micHELLe taking a shit?

[cobraman96]

She reuses her shit paper trying to save the planet./But rides around in a jet all day...lmao

[cobraman96]

Really,Tell us o great one,,,,how much do you make at 22?

[cobraman96]

Asshole 86,Go fuck yourself you arrogant little needledick gamer.

[cobraman96]

9.4% unemployement and the media is fawning over a fucking garden.Poor people and conservative people have planted gardens for 100 years or more.

[A86]

Actually 9.3% now. Down from 9.5% six weeks ago.

And what year were you born? 1996? Go to sleep, kid.

[cobraman96]

Noasshole, I graduated college the year you was born you snotnosed prick.And it was 9.5 and it came down to 9.4 most likely obamas thugs fudged the numbers.

[A86]

I just said it was 9.5% and came down to 9.3%, sped. If I were you I'd get my money back from whatever "college" gave your retarded ass a degree.

[cobraman96]

You should shoot the people that gave you life you pc of shit.

[A86]

I bought it, thank you very much. Having a college education can get you a job where you can do things like that.

[cobraman96]

Bought what ,stupid? You still live at home i bet.I went to college w/your mom we gangbanged her on the 50 yardline...lmao

[A86]

What college did you go to? Your uncle's basement? I know you're mad about your mother being a crack addict and everything but don't take it out on me. And no, I don't live at home (unlike your parents in your grandparents' basement).

[cobraman96]

So little boy,How much did you make last year?

[A86]

Not much. Your mother sells rather cheaply.

[keith2k1]

Cobraman 96 said:

"No,that was intended to shut you up stupid! "

Keep them coming...wacja!

[cobraman96]

Repeat yourself over and over asshole.

[keith2k1]

This is what Cobraman96 sent to me:

keith2k1,since you're such a dipshit why don't you shut up?

This is pure comedy.

[cobraman96]

No,that was intended to shut you up stupid!

[keith2k1]

Cobraman96...since you have so many issues, why don't you run for office and fix this country?

[cobraman96]

Why don't we elect a president who's not a moron?(nobama)Btw the way u said unemployment was on the decline...so how would it get to 10%??

[cobraman96]

keith2k1,since you're such a dipshit why don't you shut up?

[donottake]

Fuck micHELLe 0bama. A lot of people would like to plant her racist ass in the ground.

[keith2k1]

You say fuck her....that's real big of you.

[donottake]

Fuck that racist bitch.

[cobraman96]

I wanna know how much this fucking garden cost? You michelle did'nt pay for it out of her pocket,after all she is only worth a few million...lol

[cobraman96]

The next video will be m. obama taking a crap while the kool aid drinkers bow down to her! wtf?

[cobraman96]

Why did we take leaded paint off the market 40 years ago,And yet m. nobama is promoting healthy eating w/her lead based garden? lmao

[cobraman96]

if anybody thinks michelle nobama is sincere they are really gullible.(For the first time since jimmy carter i am scared for the future of my country).Thats my new quote.

[cobraman96]

Besides liberals were claiming we're in a recession we it was 4.7 and now its getting better at 9.4% ?wtf?

[cobraman96]

Creeping to a halt? lmao thats rich.From 7.2 to 9.4 and thats creeping to a halt? wow you're moron.

[A86]

Has it reached 12% like originally predicted? The unemployment rate will likely reach no higher than 10% for a couple of months. I can't think of a single recession where unemployment bottomed out in less than 2 years other than maybe the 1958 recession. Even your buddy Bush took more than a year to get unemployment under control (one of the only good things he ever did).

In other news the Stock Market soared recently.

[cobraman96]

Hey dipshit,Biden and nobama said if we didnt pass that spending bill unemployment would reach 8%! ahem,Its 9.4% as of friday.I caught you spreading untruths and you went right to bush...hmmm Right from the liberal playbook.if obama suceeds he takes credit,and if he fails blame bush! Is that about right?

[A86]

Actually unemployment is down from last month and continuing down. That's more than I can say about Bush who created this mess in the first place.

I see nothing to indicate that unemployment would reach 12%. BTW, I'm not a liberal and while you talk about me blaming Bush (who created this recession in the first place) I notice conservatives still blame Clinton, Carter and FDR for all their problems. Lol.

[cobraman96]

9.5 to 9.4 woo freakin hoo..

[A86]

Like I said if you don't think that's significant for just a span of a few weeks you don't know much about economics. Hint: Unemployment usually doesn't move an entire 0.1% in just a few weeks. This is the first decrease in unemployment since last year.

[cobraman96]

So if thats the case,Then 7.4 to 9.5 in 200 days is horrible then??? Yes we can! lmao

[ohbumba]

Thank you for supporting my Obamana....erm....my administration a86. We need more...um....party members like you; loyal; quick to give George hell; gullible enough to believe he did all the things Nancy, Barney, Harry, Ted, and Chris did to....uh....steal America's economy; yes, you're definitely liberal material.

Thank you too for glossing over the true unemployment figures, the ones that....um....would have shown those lazy Americans who can't find job and have dropped off the list.

[ohbumba]

Now cobraman you leave my boy a86 alone. I am grooming him to succeed Rhom if anything should....uh....happen to him. We know it won't (hehe) but just in case.

To answer your question, yes we will blame George Bush for our misdeeds. We have enough people indoctrina....that is....uh....instructed in our methods, and we can achieve success by shifting statistics to variations of the prime, suppressing the Nazi-like tactics of our....um....I mean....er....of their party. Yes. Thank you.

[ohbumba]

You are accurate in your statement on the stock market's recent boom, a86. We have come from the brink, and are now skyrocketting to a record for 2009. If all goes as planned, we will be equal to and over the record high for the NYSE by, oh, say, by my fourth administration. (Michelle--did you see to the rewording of that Constitutional Amendment yet? No! not the one about women voting. We need stupid white women to vote for me, that's why I showed them my chiseled pecker....erm....pecs.)

[A86]

Nice trolling.

Tell me, how is Obama violating the Constitution? Wrong president, that was Bush with the Patriot Act.

[ohbumba]

Thank you for your comment a86. As soon as I finish my grits and possum belly breakfast, I will reply.

.....r

Now, to address your question, I do not have much use for our outdated Constitutional document. It prohibits far too many freedoms, like the freedom a woman should have to see her unborn child cut up like a frying chicken and discarded. That is why our liberal predecessors found it necessary to circumvent the old ways and....um....fix things. he he. We fixed them all right.

[ohbumba]

Oh yes, you asked me about my violating the old founding document a86. Well, let's sit down and have a beer while I explain.

I do not intend to limit my reign over America, and through her my reign over the free world (free for the taking since they worship me he he), to a mere two terms in office. Rhom is working on our latest behind-the-scenes plan to get around the amendment that limits terms. I'm not sure which amendment that is. I had it on my teleprompter but it seems to be gone....

[A86]

Oh, so why did you probably defend the Patriot Act?

[ohbumba]

In conclusion, as I said previously, with as little coherence as possible, the Constitution is no longer needed. It puts too many restrictions on my new regime. I am not able to control the mas....erm....that is....I did not say that. Or if I did, I merely hiccupped. Yes. I will now do that over. I am not able to continue my rescue of America in just two terms. The Constitution is as useless to me as that birth certificate that I had buried with my dear, sweet, typical white grandmother.

[cobraman96]

Unemployment hits almost 10% and the media fawns over her fucking garden???Lets go watch them attack bush when it was o lets say 5 or 6%.

[ohbumba]

Thank you for bringing these statistics to my attention cobraman. I was unaware of the depth of the problem, since I am a pupp....erm....uh....I meant....I am no able to digest all the information available to a president. For this reason I have surrounded myself with many dependable advisors. I call them czars. By the way, czar is the same word as kaiser and caesar, for those of you who did not attend Harvard Liar School. Erm.... mean Law School. I am the head czar, which also means god.

[A86]

Unemployment is dropping, there is no evidence it will hit 10%. Yes, unemployment rising 2% in 200 days is bad. Bush did that much damage. Obama's policies are just now starting to even take effect and slow the damage.

[ohbumba]

After the events of 9-11, we found it necessary to bring President Bush down from the high esteem in which the American people held him. We spent nearly six years laying every possible problem at his feet. Our strategy worked; we then tied John McCain to him in every possible way. Oh and please, a86, keep quiet about those whose benefits have expired, and are no longer on the roles. We would look very bad if everyone knew that the number of people out of work is much higher than thought.

[keith2k1]

Hmm...maybe you should keep quiet. A majority of people that are unemployed hate the govt. (Bush/Clinton/bush/Obama) and wouldn't want to work anyway. If people can cross the border and work why can't america? One word PRIDE. Some areicans are to proud to mow that lawn or to pick up that trash. If we don't take those jobs others will. A86 keep talking.

[ohbumba]

Your name is now on the list keith2k1. I advise you to show more respect for your fuehrer. Do not tell me to be quiet. You will receive a dead fish in your mailbox if it happens again.

I understand there are many lazy Americans. I have made as many as possible dependent on my government. All that remain are the 60 million or so that voted against m....erm...I mean...for John McCain. The Bibles and guns will be ripped from their hands, and replaced with shovels and rakes. Trust me. :D

[cobraman96]

U can go work in cuba and get free healthcare....But you will make about 200.00 a year.but hey thats like being a millionaire compared to obamas brother...lmao

[ohbumba]

With the renewed interest in seeing my original birth certificate made public, I would appreciate your silence in the matter. I have stored it where no one can see it. May my typical white grandmother rest in peace with it.

[ohbumba]

I'm glad you quoted those percentages A86. The public needs to keep this misinforma....uh....um....er..­..the public needs to know these things. Do not tell them about the millions who are dropping from the statistics because their unemployement has run out without finding a job. You are forbidden to reveal this classified information. Instead Rahm and I recommend you read a good book and let us handle the wrecki....um....no....the reforming of our insurance companies. Thanks, allah bless.

[A86]

Right-wingers: When the facts get in the way just insult anyone who disagrees with you.

[cobraman96]

No,that would be polosi and her cult followers on msnbc!

[A86]

I can't stand weak-ass Nancy Pelosi. Now what? Go back to watching Glenn Beck.

[cobraman96]

I can't stand the likes of you.Now what?Go back to watching keith blowamann!

[A86]

Lame non-response. Go put Rush Limbaugh's 3 inch dick back in your mouth.

[cobraman96]

HEY ASSHOLE86,Keith(bathtubb boy) olbermann is waiting to take a bath w/you in a hotel room...lmao

[A86]

watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk

[cobraman96]

Go watch rachel madcow stupid.

[A86]

As soon as you're done wacking off to Greta van Sustren.

[cobraman96]

asshole 86...the year an asshole was born?

[keith2k1]

Lets not forget when bush was in office, unemployment was on a rapid decline. Obama/McCain...it wouldn't matter who was in office unemployment would have been 10 percent.

[cobraman96]

Do you read your own shit?

[sheriff4444]

obamaisbraindead, tell your mother not to wait up for me tonight as i'll be fucking your sister...

[San47di]

One thing I've always observed is whenever someone goes out of the way to make nasty comments or references about some woman's looks, one of two things are factual 1) They're jealous and secretly wish they were that person, or 2) They themselves look like DamIt-To-Hell and badmouthing someone else's appearance makes them feel better about their own ugliness. Now tell us Brain-Dead, which one of these scenerios describes you? I'm betting the number 2 option ... In fact, I'm pretty sure of it!

[ohbumba]

Thank you for defending Michelle san47di. I um....I mean...Michelle has been instructed to...erm....not to that is....she will be planting many green items in her....um....garden....I have instructed her not to plant those....um....the plants that draw the attention of the uh....those....the men from the DEA and ATF....um....er....if she....that is....she must not be charged by white policemen for any criminal activity such as possession of drugs plants or paraphenalia (did I spell that right)

[cobraman96]

Love that name

(ohbumba) now thats funny!

[Friendo108]

obamaisbraindead, do you know what the funny thing is? For starters, she actually doesn't, and second, have you looked at yourself in the mirror, and thought to yourself that no one actually cares about you? People look at you and they see nothing worth likeing, Your own family don't even like to be around you, they hate you. You will leave this earth knowing that you have failed in life.

[ohbumba]

Thank you for those comments friendo. You must understand....uh....that uh....you need to....please try and um....conservatives are busy in um....their concern for (dammit Rhom you left out a page of my speech on the teleprompter) they are too worried over trivial things like denying women the right to have their baby brought into the world dead. But please do not tell people that I do not care about them. I um....that is....I love their tax money....I mean....I love them for giving me their

[rhs6520]

how come no one in the media ask's her about the function she had in chicago she held in favor of partial birth abortion as a regular medical procedure. are people scared to ask her that?

[tubeparker23]

i saw the watermelon!!!!!!!! but wheres the chicken coop???? uh oh....no fried chicken for obama. I heard Obama gave Tyson chicken a $20 billion dollar bail out.

[Joe402]

I never understood conservative hate towards Michelle Obama. I have a a few ideas but...

[DULDEN85]

just look into her past....this isnt a color issue, in this day and age anyone who makes it a color issue has issues.

[Joe402]

I dunno can't find nothing wrong with her.

[DULDEN85]

look into her racist past....

[gabbytony]

Just like these people. Move into government housing and start tearing the place up.

[gabbytony]

I thought I was gonna laugh my ass off when I saw this.

[Dani9901]

She is trying to set an example for America. Healthy eating, being active outdoors, and taking pride in what you produce.

[DULDEN85]

meanwhile his admin is making farmers go through insane restrictions for harvesting,. restricing home grown food and small farms as well ans organic farms and meats...yeah...you kow what you're talkng about...all the liberals got bent over for hope & change

[A86]

"meanwhile his admin is making farmers go through insane restrictions for harvesting,. restricing home grown food and small farms as well ans organic farms and meats"

WTF are you talking about?

[DULDEN85]

guess you didnt pay attention any further then election day...typical.

[A86]

Cite the source of where you got that story from.

Making accusations about Obama with no proof. Typical (Neocon).

[DULDEN85]

typical liberal...bought into socialist rhetoric and got the full con...but as a college student you must think he is a god....most students do untill they get out and go to the real work world and see how democrats bend this country over...when you are paying for his failed bailouts for the rest of your life like the rest of us...we'll see how you feel then....just hide away until you decide to join the real worlld kid.

[A86]

1) I'm not a liberal.

2) Typical uneducated Neocon making stupid-ass statements they can't back up.

"go to the real work world and see how democrats bend this country over"

Really? I remember certain Republicans not doing shit about US ships being bombed in 1983 (Reagan), arming dictators in the 70s and 80s and not preventing the largest terror attack in US history (he who shall remain unnamed). I also remember the US economy being better before 1982.

[DULDEN85]

picking the lesser of 2 evils that support the US...it was iran-contra in case you forgot, give me a good reason why there have been more republican presidents over the dems...because people think they will get " A Change" with dems...then they see the truth...less govt with republicans...i can go on & on...but you know us neocons....

[A86]

"less govt with republicans"

HA! What magical Republican was this? Ronald Reagan, George Bush I and George Bush II all massivey expanded the government. They massively expanded corporate welfare, military/war spending, wiretapping, emergency powers for the president, spying, torture, banning gay marriage and trying to outlaw abortion, trying to force Creationism to be taught in school, etc. That is not small government by any means. They also left us huge debts and 4 recessions.

[DULDEN85]

4 i remember one and io worked right through them obama on the other hand has just loaned our futures away to something that is to big to fail um yeah and the problems dont start untill the democrat start taking seats in both houses and for that list with the exception of touture obama has not touched it what does that say for our glorious emperor his debt will far overshadow anything in the history of the GOP combined oh abortion too guess its easier to kill unwanted children than out enemies

[A86]

"right through them obama on the other hand has just loaned our futures away to something that is to big to fail um yeah"

I bet you didn't say shit about the Bush $1.4 Trillion bailout.

"the problems dont start untill the democrat start taking seats"

The recession started in 2006 around the time of the housing bubble burst. Many months before the Democrats took Congress. Your timing is off. Besides, recessions don't start overnight, they build up. And coincidental timing doesn't mean much.

[cobraman96]

What was the unemployment rate under bush?And what is it now?hmmmmmmmm

[A86]

The unemployment rate was around 9% when Bush got out of office. And raising fast. Under Obama it is creeping to a halt and bottoming out. By 2010 it will be back down to normal levels.

[cobraman96]

LIE,Look it up 7.2% in jan.Besides as soon as nobama won the election it went straight up like the space shuttle rocket after the election was over.If we really believed in hope and change consumers would have spent more money b/c they believed in nobama.Btw that unemployment rate came from the the feds.Why must liberals lie so damn much?

[A86]

*ahem*

(dot) guardian (dot) co (dot) uk/ business / 2009 / aug / 07 / nonfarm - payrolls - us - unemployment

Back in 2008 it was predicted that the unemployment rate would not fall until 2010. It's already falling which is earlier than predicted. You don't know much about recessions, do you? When the 1982 recession hit unemployment did not bottom out until 1985.

[cobraman96]

What if it does reach 12%?You will just balme bush or reagan or somebody...lol

[DULDEN85]

sure....and when she said she was never prouder ect ect...yeah, shes a real glowing example.

[rahkshifan99]

that gardens ugly as fuck! all she knows how to do is smile with those vampire teeth!

[shakaz01]

your only jealous cuz its not yo momma or sister in that house.. lmao. get a life.,

[kellygirltx1]

GARDENING... well, when you have a Harvard Education but FAIL your BAR EXAM....what else can you do??? LOL

Meanwhile...back at the ranch...her ol Hubby is trying his best to turn AMERICA (the greatest nation in the world) into a run down, overworked, underpaid, OVERTAXED, indebted, socialist mess of a country where YOUUUU the "WE" of the "WE THE PEOPLE" won't have any free rights anymore because of a Marxist dream he has of RUINING AMERICA and Where's your Birth Certificate Obama? Not Eligible?

[iluvghosts143596]

sounds more like bush and his family. obama is SAVING america.

[DULDEN85]

sounds like you never voted.

[DULDEN85]

lets not mention you have to return most of your tax return next year to help pay for the stimulus that we are apying for that will be paying as far down the road as our great great grandchildren....not to mention the inflation ect ect...but what can you expect from lazy liberals that want to share the wealth you and i make...2012 is sooooo far way, 2010 isnt :)

[larelles1]

At least she's doing something to help the environment/community. Good for her I say!

[KP23anda]

ryannum: Please go back to second grade elementary school and learn how to write.

[matthewlowe410]

I get it

[ryannum]

shes got a harverd education and she planting flowers.....

tsk tsk what a wast.

Glad I didn't vote for obama or i'd be realy pist! But I didn't so im just as anoid as I was before the people voted for a half black half white guy.

Was brains ever an issue.... guess not.

In closing: im not racest I just think for myself and cant stand idoits and liers.

[Irm6001]

didn't they pass bill no more organic farming soon no gardens..hers will have to go first

[6thStreetProductions]

Nice work! Arugula, huh?