Sesame Street: Who's Alive?

[chainsaw76]

2:29 "Now we know for sure that Rock is not alive".

Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are proof of it.

[AlphaGainForce]

Trick question. You are a puppet.

[FloppYakaShawN]

*looks hungrily at rock*

"Why not"

*OMNOMNOM*

[Ambrose4e]

premiring in my schooL @@@ my school!!!!!!!!!!!

[keybearersora]

I learned my very first Latin word from this skit.

[mailman0824]

"Hello, me Cookie Monster, and this big fella here is unborn fetus! Yeah, hi unborn fetus! We here to ask intriguing scientific question: which one of us is alive?" Well, Cookie, seeing as you are a PUPPET that doesn't grow, breathe or eat, I think even rock over there knows the answer to THAT question...

[mailman0824]

Hello, me Cookie Monster, and this big fella here is unborn fetus! Yeah, hi unborn fetus!

[prismwashere]

ergo...OM NOM NOM!

[spenseriv]

What u got rock? Drivers liscense passport i take anything. Haha!

[edimx]

Why not.... jajajajjaa

[logician360]

Thanks Cookie Monster! This will be invaluable for my life sciences exam tomorrow.

[Leprechaunhouse]

haha how he breathes

[Leprechaunhouse]

haha how he breathes

[MrGeckoz]

im 10 and still friggin love cookie moster ill always remember C is 4 Cookie and Cookie is 4 me i love you cookie monster !

[megamanrocks99]

COOKIE MONSTER JUST ATE THAT ROCK!

He's probably chuck norris.

[piguy314159]

@megamanrocks99 No... HE'S A GORON!!

[missmagicdance]

fun fact :

did you know that the cookies that cookie monster eats are not real cookies oil and chocolate are harmful to the puppet so instead the paint rice cake like cookies :)

[angelpichu1]

@missmagicdance i did know tht. i read it in a book called "sesame street unpaved" if you have never heard about it, it talks aboth the past 30 (40 now) ears it's been on air!

[missmagicdance]

@angelpichu1 thats so cool maybe i'll buy it i love sesame street when i was a child i used to practicly worship it :)

[angelpichu1]

@missmagicdance also did you know that they sometimes used (not shure if they still do) rice cakes. cool huh?

[AF1J]

LITTLE BABY COOKIE MONSTER..AAAH ME SO CUTE

[DarkPull]

Does it have to be all of those to be alive? A plant is alive but it doesn't eat or breathe. And are theose cookies with sesames on there?

[liveytheKHqueen]

@DarkPull Actually, Plants do eat and breathe. A plant makes it's own food. It breathes in some science way. :p I don't really know how to explain it at the moment. It's a lot to go into but a plant does in fact eat and breathe.

[geddon0031]

YEA! ROCK! go rock!

[Availelle]

The What's Alive Institute

[CountHamburger]

i love how my science teacher is still trying to teach us this in the 7th grade

[XxSarahxX800]

Cookie monster is the reason why America is so fat.

[IANOYTYK]

@XxSarahxX800 How so? I know some people have been saying that because he ate so many cookies... but my parents told me and my brother (and any of my friends that were at my house after school) that we couldn't eat cookies like Cookie Monster because we weren't cookie monsters. We were humans- just like we don't eat dog food because we aren't dogs. So how is Cookie Monster the reason America is fat?

[XxSarahxX800]

@IANOYTYK Not everyone is like YOUR Parents. The kids got influenced by cookie monster just like that other muppet that says she likes her hair. They want little girls to love their hair. And its working. The same with cookie monster. Just saying...

[TotalGraffiti]

"Whicch one iz alive? me or diss rock?"

Well cookie monster if you want us to get technical here, neither of you.

[IANOYTYK]

@TotalGraffiti I don't know he makes a pretty good argument here!

[TotalGraffiti]

@IANOYTYK

in a way..

[musicbox193]

Cookie monster must have very tough teeth

[wednesday55]

"ergo" XD

[loveuscott1]

cookie monster doesnt even eat the cookies but its still funny!!! lol ahahahahahaha!!!

[loveuscott1]

cookie monster has gotten soooo much better from when i watched it when i was lil

[KILAH4716]

lol cookie monster asking a rock for a driver's lisence and passport. If it were alive, it would HAVE THESE THINGS!!!!

[Mw2RhinoVideos]

sesame street forever! =D

[MrDeathbat89]

haha 1:26 huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuu ahhhhh

what is he doing besides breathing?

[kruppenstein]

They forgot about one thing...

[ctk9]

@kruppenstein if it is alive...it will die?

[smileyskull98]

cookie monster im 12 and half of the kids in MY class LOVE you AND tell ur DUMBASS boss he is loseing more then HALF of his viewers, which are 6th graders and up i really love u and i grew up with u ,yea u ate cookies all the time but still it didnt stop me from eating veggies, im fight JUST 4 u no onne else so TELL veggie monster to KISS MY ASS dnt ask him TELL him ur WAY better

i really love you so this ones 4 u -gives u a kiss- BTW PLZ HELP BRING BAK COOKIE MONSTER in any way u can think of

[lesil1000]

When cookie monster breathes he sounds like a smoker.

[lyssaloo102]

I LOVE YOU COOKIE MONSTER! Im not a kid and he still makes me laugh. The kid never grows outta me!

[DrThunder88]

How much tax money goes to fund the "What's Alive" Institute?

[CamillaWohoo]

''What do we have here to ea.. oho hohoo COOKIES! YEAH HAHAHAAH!....''

[aglewi41]

so im not alive. good to know

[thepriceofreality]

plants don't eat.... cookie, your science is flawed.

[saphirebandit93]

@thepriceofreality plants do eat they take in nutrients through their roots among other things. What he means by eat is taking in outside substances for nutrition.

[BigEasyWinger]

Hi rock!!!

[JHeartStar207]

ii Luv Duhh Cookiie Monsterr... iiM Liike A Co0kiiE Monsterrrr

[MarshalGrover]

From the same season as the "Veggie Monster" fiasco and you guys still think it's that way.

[jubjub444]

kids do what they do you cant control them

[themkelly]

ok rock here da cookie, eat up!

[WC6]

Robin Williams did it better.

[Talon4ce]

I love Cookie Monster's lack of correct grammar in a sentence that includes the word 'ergo'. :D

[iluv2write4]

I love cookie monster soo much. When i was little i would always eat cookie like cookie monster. "nom nom om nom. yummy cookie."

[TheCamoTurtle]

Lol Poor Rock i consider him alive D: *hugs rocky*

[bandit957]

The Supreme Court needs to view this sketch, following its Citizens United ruling.

[multihana100]

cookie monster u rock

[lild3siiladii3]

Hahahhaahahahaha omggg hahah

[RebalArts]

ask rock any photo I,D PASSPROT ANY THING LIKE THAT hahaha

[BigEasyWinger]

On YouTube, I've seen Cookie Monster eat a rock, a typewriter, a phone, paper, and an art canvas among other non-food items. How he hasn't gotten a heart attack from this, I have no idea! :P

[BeautyByBubbles]

Oh... the cookie monster,......GOOD TIMES!

[amandajb7]

oh, Cookie...!!

[FlamestrixWindfyre]

Ergo? Cookie monster just said ergo!!!

[kawaiiSweden]

"Oh, me so cute! Hahaha..." Lolz

[Dekobee]

If Cookie Monster has no hole through his mouth, then how could he "eat" that rock?

[lildarkhorse]

<'s cookie monster!!!! ^_^ "om nom nom nom"

[LauchEleven]

ohh me so cute ! :D

[Juudoka]

we heer tu azk sainteefek kuestchon :D

[spottyeel]

no! no! rock not eat cookie!

[laila123455]

I LOVE YOU COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!

[FSXaddict5]

i am just lol ing, it's good vid but cookie monster didn't or doesn't technically do those things either

:-P

[theguyindawheelchair]

cookies monster is a legand!

[mick3635]

i'm watching with out my preschooler... cookie monster is the best

[ZetaNeubourn]

He would eat the rock! XD

[antsamthompson9]

This is hilarious!

[Deadmansparty2002]

very cute. Cookie Monster is fun no matter what age you're at.

[pendulousphallus]

Tell you what. GIve me unlimited funds and access to free on-demand lightning and endless devoted lackeys and I'll change your perception regarding the definition of life.

It won't be pretty.

[ZetaNeubourn]

@pendulousphallus .....Gesundheit?

[pokapopcorn]

Don't fuck with cookie monster. He eats rocks for breakfast!

[camillesantiago]

I can't believe he ate the rock

[Dosunty]

I would like to be in charge of cleanup after his cookie scenes. :)

[princess7strawberry]

1:10 "You got photo? Me take anything. Driver's license, passport, what-what-whatever". Hilarious!

[Sylux9501]

^.^

[nkotb5ross]

1st comment!

[Quartrez]

@nkotb5ross At least you could've said something interesting.