Sandra Lee - Cantaloupe Martini

[dayannaxx3]

jesus , you can drink o.O

[fllnxxangel]

damn how much vodka are you gonna put in that damn glass!

[ofohsh0]

"cocktail time!.. Again!"

we know sandra, we know.

[ofohsh0]

she WOULD have friends named "kimmy" and "carrie"

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

Goddamn that's a lot of vodka

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

Goddamn that's a lot of vodka

[GhostBanger69baby]

They didn't give you the recipe because they knew you're a drunk.

[zeldafreak701]

I made this last night. Didn't have melon flavored vodka, so I used pineapple instead. It was delicious.

[koolie8261]

its not cooking if everything is pre made.

[BishtrainerTai16]

her hair is bigger than her body.

[playasadonejoe]

I love the bit when she begins to speculate why you may want to freeze pulp, realises she's drifting dangerously away from alcohol, and snaps back to preparing her Martini mid-sentence

[chocolatemilk0000]

pre-chopped cantaloupe -_-

[babyelephant7734]

Omg she is lesbo!!!!! Her girlfriends

[PennyDreadfuI]

I hate when eateries hoard their recipes, however, when it comes to this ditzy bitch, I wouldn't share one with her either...

[daliagon17]

1:59 Sheer happiness :)

[blugreen123]

"Cocktail time...again!" Oh, Sandy...

[Redwillowfox]

I'm sure she had a lot of fun experimenting

[zeldafreak701]

This actually looks kind of good, you know, when I don't want to feel feelings anymore.

[FailOfANerd]

"They would not give me the recipe!" Why would they, Sandy? They know you make a mockery of every type of cuisine you get your eyes on.

[windhowl22]

@FailOfANerd hahahahaha!!!

[zeldafreak701]

That's a shit load of vodka, my God!

[ando1135]

i find it humorous when she says "i LOOOVE this martini!!" is there a martini that she wouldnt like?

[yellowman88]

i feel like she puts a lot more effort in making the perfect drink then her cooking.

[TheLizzifer]

Sandra, have you ever met a martini you DIDN'T love?

[JoBrosCanGoBlow]

I think she has a problem.

[paigeberri]

HALF JUICE... HALF VODKA.

[boyanatomy]

Priceless. Cantaloupe from 'those salad bars'. It's like she thinks the produce section is in Narnia.

[lavergaputa]

She is a lesbian because she said "for my other girlfriends".

[XmochocoffeeX]

"And they wouldn't give me the recipe!"

No derp, dipshit

[dinotoofy]

@XmochocoffeeX they don't usually support alcoholics LOL!! She blows my mind. >_> A few shots of vodka *pours whole bottle*

[RazzyFoxtrot]

they wouldn't give sandra the recipe the same way you don't give north korea instructions on how to create a nuclear weapon. aunt sandy's are dangerous, shaky hands.

[inferno232]

@RazzyFoxtrot You nearly made me fall out of my chair. Damn. I could hardly breathe from laughing, now I'm seeing swirling stars, just like Aunt Sandy after "cocktail time."

[jmdx13]

Pretty sure that "cup of water" was actually vodka. Aunt Sandy's not stupid enough to water down her cocktails.

[Heather063]

@jmdx13 I bet the ice cubes are also vodka.

[boyntonchang]

HAHA! did u guys see at 1:51 her lame thumbs up "COCKTAIL TIME!" oh sandra just go to rehab already

[boyntonchang]

wolfgang's recipe probably had a lot less vodka auntie sandy

[goliaboi]

she LOVES this martini

[abehammy]

LOL "Cocktail time!... again."

[abehammy]

Holy shit, how much vodka did she put in that?

[AsAboveItIsBelow]

"Any fancy glass will do" y'know, like a Yahtzee shaker...

[FailOfANerd]

"they would not give me the recipe..." why would they?

[lorenzanayoly]

Y would they give It to u

[PrincessMultiracial]

Wofgang Puck must be laughing his ass off at this.

[rachelallencamus]

prechopped cantaloupe? how'd you get a cooking show if you can't even chop cantaloupe? what does it take, 3 minutes?

[sacremende]

@rachelallencamus If she picked up an entire cantaloupe, she'd sink to the ground, so cut her some slack.

[gmcruz123yahoo]

Name dropper. No kidding they wouldn't give you the recipe. They don't want to be associated with your kind.

[maryannawesomeaita]

Something tells me this isn't QUITE the same as the one at "Wolfgang's" restaurant.

[ynot797]

"And they would NOT give me the 'russipe'."

lol Oh, Aunt Sandy. They probably just thought you were some crazy lush. (Which we know is true.)

[gymnast768]

Sandra, dear, they didn't give you the damn recipe because you're a freaking alcoholic. 

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

I really want to party with this woman...

[MrUnicornXD]

she poured for exactly 12 seconds.

[eatmyshortssss1]

Pulp is cute?

[Moneyshotdrama7]

I don't think you put in enough vodka!

[wespolly]

Why is it always vodka? For those that don't know, vodka just tastes like....BURNING.

[ljae1234]

she is gay

[charmaliqueNYC]

@ljae1234 How could she be gay when she's dating the governor?

[alexwise1300]

They probably didn't give you the recipe because you were most likely wasted off your ass and not making sense. You probably thought you were asking for the recipe but really you were crying in bathroom and yelling for the recipe as you starred at yourself in mirror.

[Lunaxfee]

@alexwise1300: And THANK you for making me nearly choke on my apple juice~ 8D

[BratSimpson]

wth! is that like a date rape cocktail?

[memeenginealpha]

"Cockatail time! ...again."

[ShearGenius507]

HOLY BITCH!

[jiarb]

Is this supposed to be a single serving? Because I'm pretty fucking hammered now.

[2000CivicHatch]

she needs to watch Alton

[Trashfished]

@2000CivicHatch yeah lots of faggotts watch Alton.

[fordlandau]

She is so fabulous. Don't even bother to buy a whole cantaloupe and chop it up. You don't need to strain it really. Wastes time before you add a liter of sterno and skull the lot.

[maryannawesomeaita]

Did she just SQUEEZE her OWN lime? My goodness. Also, if you'll notice, she says nice at least 5 times when describing things in this video.

[swiftset]

whaaaat? no cream?

[shinybowser]

I keep watching 1:34 in hopes that she will chop her fingers off.

[RayRoark2009]

did she say her girlfriends, is she a lesbian.

[0its0green0]

When she says Wolfgang, I'm guessing she's talking about Wolfgang Puck?

If that's the case, Chef Puck probably doesn't give his recipes to alcoholic whores like you, Aunt Sandy.

[RayRoark2009]

@0its0green0 lol

[RayRoark2011]

I wonder if she even gets stopped by the police for having vodca in her car. The police probably let her by with it cause they dont want her to force any of her discusing foods on them.

[geekoftheweek27]

I would be shitfaced after one of those. 

[ASassyVulture]

"I LLLLLLLLLLLOVE Martinis!"

You can say that again sister!

[bakaboy2000]

She forgot her capful of vanilla. 

[chefrob88]

Somehow I think Wolfgang Puck put a BIT more thought into it...I dunno...

[chrizzboo]

half vodka half juice!?

yeah, its defenetly cocktail time again Oo

[bedietfree]

Cocktail time!....Again!

Oh Aunt Sandy.

[rockbandrocker122]

HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ALL THE water SHE PUT IN IT!

[1SaneManiac]

COCKTAIL TIME (with thumbs up)! Wow. Go Aunt Sandy :)

[itsjazzyspazzy]

STOP POURING!

[1814Brandan]

Why not PLAIN vodka? You're already getting the melony taste from the cantaloupe!!!!