Voicemail Theater: Season 1 Ep. 20

[MICTURNER87]

@stargate12345678 that was meeeee!!!!

[stargate12345678]

My favorite is *Thats how you know your a n00b*

[Ledhead2224]

thumbs up if you nostalgia lol

[NowThatsMuzik]

it's.. 867-5309-eeinne! seal the deal.

[KillerProductions117]

well gotta go call my doctor

[zerek44]

@KillerProductions117 lol

[flaala1]

The kid at the end u did te complete opposite of what u just told us 2 do.

[stacieplars4116]

2:32 IS THE BEST BESSY HAHA :)

[MakaveliDaDon777]

LMFAO @ 1:00-1:16

[thedude1325]

Yea, I knew that guy.

[Kiwicrasherz]

season 2 episode 9. its my favourite voicemail ever :)

[wwwlgbdk]

mmmm yummy:D

[killer429]

And thats how you know you're a noob

[xXMiracleManXxVideos]

I sen my voice mail to them today I hope it's in the video :)

[exonerator]

My favorite one is when the kid goes WHY?! THAT'S BULLSHIT.

[urbanwarz]

Sweet this ep was made on my b day

[orisei]

just remembered your comment while watching some other voice theater vids

its S2 EP9

[TobyW360]

how come us gamers are really...gay

[alexander1485]

the editing isn't as good on this one.

[brandonwilson9876543]

if you have a erection lasting more than 4 hours screw the docter call the gunnis world records

[haty24]

i thought the last one was loveandhate

[Frogfoot69]

all the cool people are making there videos HD but thats ok i forgive you machinima because i love you...

[EXOCHEESEF]

that erection viagra joke is played out by the callers

[irthechief]

do yourself a favor and do the dishes

[osborna]

Hell yea biatch, get off xbox and make me a sandwich

[imcoolandreallynot]

you're on a diet!

[osborna]

Don't make me tell you twice

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice...

[DrDante32]

the last one was so pointless

[Lordvolipoop]

OMG will people stop with the masterbation and sex jokes there geting old realy fast, do something with more thought

[Swordmaster7th]

the n00b part was SO FUNNY :>

[Halo3Gh3]

this is to all the gay chicks who tell you to stop sucking in videos well that sucked okthe last chick the went has balls olololololololo i am so good you are noob

[xGHxLankyxGHx]

its only because girls aren't funny.

[daveyboystephan]

1:01 was funny xD

[starwarsbaker]

bull siht

[Tallest0Purple]

You know you're a noob when you don't have a 'you know you're a noob' joke.

[gideon1452]

mmmm

yummi

[nillor0]

Indeed :3

[gamrliam7]

she sounds fat

:)

[360xGAM3R]

wow that girl was telling other people to send good voicemails when hers sucked nuts

[thorpure166]

lol how did hers suck

[thegoaliekid]

that was a jingle

Call 867-5309

i don't remember where i heard it on though

[ClassOf200718]

That was actually a song by Tommy Tutone. The song was called 8675309(Jenny).

[JimmyBshaw]

i hate that girl at the end....

[squeakyduckquack]

she sounds hot...

[JimmyBshaw]

in your opinion, mabye. but ALL girls sound alike in XBOX LIVE (they sound hot) and they usually end up being nasty

[mastera1993]

how would you know lol

[JimmyBshaw]

bad experience....

[eliteninja23]

lol petey121 got pwned

[halonerd231]

2:43 so true so true

[lorcan0c]

dont you think this episode is violating privacy by showing you what their gamernames are? what if people want to send in voicemails but remain annonymous?

[Loves2scooge]

1:00 XD seriously

[fballboi2]

shut up jason or else ur going to be raped.

[Neibarger3]

Rofl me at 2:32

[TheKariboDude]

00:37 plasma pistol works better when u set it on infinate ammo!

[toadmann7]

wow you would know that wouldn't you?

[TheKariboDude]

i did it cuz i was bored........ it felt weird 0_0.. now im ashamed XD

[toadmann7]

as well you should young man! don't ever post profanities such as that on the internet! you never know who may be reading it, i hope you take this as a leaning experience to heart

[showingtheway]

1:38

machinadiss!

[Hyped510]

lol Icy Fr3sh Pwn is funny!

[MVFB27]

2:14 best voicemail ever!!!

[SgtvVv]

that 1 chick sounds like a slut

[ZacProductions08]

Yet Another AWESOME VoiceMail i sware, when i

1. figure out how to do a live msg thingy,

and 2. think of something funny to say i will send you one! and i would add you to my friends list buttt. your probably packed already.

keep up the AWESOME movies! and for anyone that wants to help me make videos in Halo3 and GTA IV (coz i dont know how to record in GTA IV) add my gamertag or message me please! gamertag = xSiLeNtSqUiDx

Cheers! ;D

[dominicroy36]

the crappy movie one is funny

[gamefan0]

lol the girl named jenny and her number was...867-5309. why does that sound familiar.

[Conquis7ador]

its from a famous song

[gamefan0]

i know. i was trying to make a lame joke lol.

[Conquis7ador]

hard to tell if someone is sarcastic over the internet lol

[gamefan0]

lol you got a point.

[reap62]

lol you guys got like a little im goin on here. well now i forced it into a chatroom

[gamefan0]

lol i loved the vibrating controler one

[ForcefieldMachinima]

last one was crappy

[DaGamesterZ006]

2nd 1 is hilarous

[caboose314]

ok so all the ppl who make these voicemails r retarded or gay?

[nillor0]

I agree, that i have a brain disease.

But that doesnt give you any rights, to call us retarded or gay.

[millachipmunk]

stupid bitch

[leogunX57]

i got the number of this skank named jenny her number is eight six seven five three oh niiieeeiine

[Jmaster4life94]

NOOOO WAY THATS ME!!!!!!!!

[monkeysk8er33]

I'm sending something in as soon as I can think of something funny to say...wait...that's it!

[elsha3r2]

ah shit my pants!

[masterchief3100]

lol "why thats bullshitt"lololol

[HaloFan262]

actually crappy movies is spelled blah blah.

sucked the joke out of that 1

[elsha3r2]

2:08 lol

[nillor0]

Thank u. :3

[CRAZYxDAFTxPUNK]

oh godd!!!! 2:03!!!lol i almost busted my diaphragm!!!

[dualblade14]

You know your a noob when you whore the mongoose.

[eruption777]

i had an erection for 4 hours after watching this video then i contacted my doctor and he watched the video and he got an erection and my city warned everyone not to watch the video so of course everyone watched the video so now everyone has an erection and all the girls nipples stick out 5 feet................... its pretty awesome.

[Stingyringg]

epic lolz

[dualblade14]

roflmao.but seriously the antidote is MACHINIMADE!is it in you?ah crap I need some machinimade.

[afgefy]

random lolz

[wwetrekkie]

What the... a horse?

Who decided that was a good idea.

[TeamPunishmentLIVE]

nope

[Zalshy]

Im counting the days.

[afgefy]

not real. seen this about 10 months ago

[imlikeuber1337]

this i retarded and i wouldve said something alot cooler like im gonna poop in your shoes when you least expect it so when u wake up in the morning and try on them new bapes your gonna have a smelly surprise

[linkassassin360]

great... except the lecture at the end, take ur own advice (and don't lecture ppl, they don't listen)

[XXskittles610]

Oh and ctf. Fuck off I am a girl and just cause of my gender doesn't make me a dike, fat, or ugly. Infact i'm known. Loser.. Quit ditchen on girls we can play games to you ass.

[neroxx123]

hahaha thats me on 0:33. btw since ur a girl and a gamer why dont you send in a vocie mail to machinma? i havent hearn any female voice mail and i think it would be funny as hell!

[pjm5437]

haha u dike

[XXskittles610]

Ew, okay first off you guys have no life trying to date someone on xbox or internet!!

Fags.

Second off, this was really good. Very funny.

I enjoyed it and I laughed. :]

That's ALL!!

--SKittLEs??? Skitz2

[vergil433]

you guys need to come up with more original voice clips damnit (voice senders)

[basementboys32]

(static) mmmmmmmmm yummy lol roflcopter

[binky10001]

holy shit O_o

[nextdanpatrick]

"godspeed broski" lol

[Enthropomorphia]

rofl

[eunoekrigwe]

wow kid

very original

[PBG33K]

Girl at the end needs to take her own advice lol. What a failure..

[Avengingpoet]

that girl at the end sounded like a bitch

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

that  happens to be my friends voicemail u bitch

[narutorocker99]

Then she must sound like a bitch then.

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

ur fucking mom sounds like a bitch

[jsrfsongwizard]

Rofl.

[bambamohnos]

SHES A WHORE

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

no shes not u fucking asshole

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

u fucking dumbshit, u dont even know her! all u fucking bitches think that every girl gamer is fucking ugly, well she isnt if u dont belive me, send me a message and ill show a pic of her

[ctf117]

show me the piiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

[mixtertrix]

hell yeah man i got got heaps of friends that are girl gamers and 98% of them are hot as all hell....and there awesome gamers too!

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

yea look now who cant fucking say shit now that uv seen her u fagot

[riddlebox44]

I AM A WILD BEASTMAN RUNNING TROUGH THE FOREST WAITING TO BRUTALLY F**k THE FIRST CAMPER I FIND

[oaklandraiders90]

n e 1 need halp gettin all halo avhivements??? i can helps u on ur KATANA. i have had all achievemnts since the 3rd day the game came out.

GT: Soda Dude69

[stevey1219]

I got all the achievments then my acount got hacked and cant get some on my new one.

[guitarlord2012]

WHOA! I know zerek44! haha ima have to tell him he got on machinima!

[ctf117]

lmao the horse is so funny

[IXnightbreedXI]

1:54 PWNED xD

[theass07]

that video was pretty cool, very funny and since subcribed keep sending videos your vidoes are kickass i <3 it

[yosoyeltupapi]

2:00-2:09 what did he say i didnt understand it but it was funnier than shootin a basket full of asians

[2d122]

getting quite racey out here

[Aggionist]

lollo

[Tridege]

GODs speed broski

[xPrEsSuRR]

the girl told you fags lmfao!!!!

[jimmehleece]

machinima i am your father now just jokin but i will be your killer

[pburgess1]

hey im just about to watch this movie im getting myself ready an...o godammit pre-mature ejaculation

[Hittman720]

OMG girl in Halo :0

[Dark94Flame]

And? I hate you people.

[madmanharvz]

grrr..

[kjeldvontijn]

good to know its only one  ^^

[Zimgr2]

wow, all i know is that usually like, 10 yr olds go on xbox live & start cussing. they probably think its cool or sumthin. it gets really annoying, but its pretty funny too.

[Kevsters1998]

Well to be honest I'm only 10, but unlike other 10 year olds I don't cuss, but I do play halo, and as a matter of fact I'm pretty god for my age, ORIGHT!

[grisom7]

umm isnt that rachel from pregame lobby at 2:46?

[Inbasul]

The pink elite speaks truth.

[LemmYFRT]

do you just send your voice or your voice and the master chief moving

[Loves2scooge]

you just send ur voice

[Ryand1208]

its because of things like the last one that

we dont accept many girl gamers into xbox live

if they want to be little femonists and be treated fairly then they should stop saying shit like that

[kromax338]

i had to call a doctar, i have the longest erection for hours!

[Flameboy112]

wtf and now now (like a min l8er) i hit watch in hi quality and it loads like in 5 seconds >:O verry angry surprised face

[Flameboy112]

god episode 11 isnt even half loaded and i have watched episodes 12 - 20 already D: LOAD FASTER :[

[VansAndVolcom]

Begining allways makes me laugh

[mustangV]

1:55 = that besat part ROFL, love it

[islandcowfish]

meta= creepy guy with a cold

[0fficialCoffee]

@ Pastooleo1,

Your mom failed at sucking my dick last night.

[basementboys32]

arguing through comments thts sooooooo cool losers

[MystDragon3k]

2:38

OMG Its the Meta!

[pastooleo1]

no its not ... not even close, the armor is wrong in two places.... FAIL = MystDragon3k

[MystDragon3k]

You cant see the chest peice...but EVA helmet, CQB on the left shoulder, and EOD on the right...yeah, thats the Meta's armor from RvBR...dont know what youre looking at...and btw...dont bother saying I fail, you dont even know me.

[nillor0]

Who is the meta?

[MystDragon3k]

The Meta is the main antagonist of the Red vs Blue Reconstruction series.

[SoFrosts]

The last message contradict its self

[H0rizon1]

lol

[ss2gernade4]

lol

[lmao20092009]

FAKE!!!

[postonsucks22]

WHat's fake about it?

Douchebag

[cjo1992]

Whens the next one coming out? Its been awhile.

[TheArchFTW]

2:00 - 2:09 lol

[nillor0]

Ty :3

[janenba1]

lmaoo eight six seven five three o niieeieeiin

[FATDUCK159]

god speed broski

[bartunshwaple]

Green Elites Kick Ass, Assault Rifle Pants Firing Also Kicks Ass

[xPLUGZx]

this one video was okay.

[SonOfTheMasterChief]

same here

[ocdan]

i still laugh at hearing "whyyyy, that's bullshit!" in the intro

[JaMezAvEri]

these videos used to be funny but all they are now are quotes from family guy or cock/gay jokes

[FlogzaB]

yeah...

my ass could make something more original

[sweeterskillz]

1. family guy sucks.

2.if i hear a cock joke again im gonna cry.

3. machinima, STOP PUTTING THOSE ONES ON

[Th3TenaciousD]

lol...godspeed brokiis...XD