Brian Watts - Tall

[MrFPShamrock]

im 6"5 and im 16 o.O

[DestructionBattery]

im just above 5'2'' and i cant reach anyting!

[bella3718122]

I'm like 5"6' and I'm 11 lol

[xLimitlesso]

Omg this is true. At 6'10" I get this shit a lot. The worst in when people literally can only talk to you about your height...

[artk1ng]

love how he's bending over the mic to talk into it

[wrightman690]

I'm 6'5. This man understands.

[beaglelover102]

This guy is good but his tics don't flow. He just randomly says jokes.

[luciferiexcelsil]

Lol, being tall can be a drag... Specially if you go to countries where people aren't usually tall... being 6ft1 or anywhere above sucks in Asian countries.

[cantilever]

This guy has potential...

[goofey708]

:) i feel better being 150 cm now ^^ !!!! hahahaha and btw im pretty good at basketball for being a shortie and im a girl ;)

[yugoxgc]

@goofey708 the best girls are around that hight;) and you can play basketball thats like a bonus of sorts

[goofey708]

@yugoxgc

>XD awesome!!!!! how tall are you ?

[yugoxgc]

@goofey708 185cm or sth around that number, 2cm more or less don't really make much difference in hight, unless those are 2cm more in the heel, if a girl is torturing her self with exesively high heels I'm carring her.... which I like btw ;)

[goofey708]

@yugoxgc

:O YEEEY carry me *-* <---- sparkle eyes ! :)

hmmm so if i sat ontop your shoulders i would be really high up wooow

[yugoxgc]

@goofey708 GLADLY XD... Mmm... that would be nice :}, I never get to try it :(... I suggested it to 2 my friends, one was almost screaming while I was still bend in half, but did like the idea at first... Why most girls must be either embarrest or scared? T_T

[goofey708]

@yugoxgc

well , i would be a little scared , i do it with some of my guy friends but that was inside and i kind of hit my head on the roof ahahaha ^^ ,,,, do you have fb ? ^^ :D .!

[yugoxgc]

@goofey708 if by fb you mean Facebook than sure I do... Do you want to be friends?? ;)

[blastitude]

i'm 6. but holy god, i'd take the shower bruisings for being 6'4

[suthuaj]

try being almost 7ft tall.i'd love to be 6'4".and no i dont play basketball.

[araider18]

lol when i was 14 i was 6'1 now im 15 and im like 6'2 maybe 6'1 and a half and i hve that problem with the shower in my bathroom xD

[1ghostronin]

ROFLMAO! im 6"1 my showers is exactly like that lol......cant stop laughing

[Thats70sGamers]

my last name is watts

[cmarcelo10]

Seriously ma other tall fellas! Quit complaining will ya? I'm 6ft 2 and I absolutely love being tall, and as we al know, chicks dig it! haha

[straaler5]

i'm tall, and i hate public restrooms for the same reason. except for the shirt part.

[bungiecoocoo]

6ft 5in. he shoulda mentioned the danger of ceiling fans

[iHacksorzz]

@bungiecoocoo whoo ouch

[flaminghotlithuanian]

he's cute...and tall! i like tall!

[TheCatsLastWord]

Not laugh out loud funny (for me), but I liked his jokes ^.^

[GrimandBright]

i also know how he feels. i'm always pissed because i can't go one day in life without being asked how tall i am.

[TheloniousKeys781]

6'3 is really not all that tall... at all really.

[joeyh31]

@TheloniousKeys781 it's 7" above average height

[Tenperth]

Goodwill = Department store?

[WarVideo]

Green exit sign?

[berkev8795]

LOL @ his face when he says this is my shower head @ 0:53

[airbender5]

lol this guys mad funny

[cheesydarkside]

rather be tall, but then again i'm a girl so it doesn't matter as much i guess..

[Xonipher]

5'9" an the shower head is too low.

[64talb]

yup... 5'3

[TheOstrichGods]

Another disadvantage to being tall--car shopping! I'm 6'2 and it literally took me 6 months to find a car i was 100% comfortable in!!

[MrStalker12345678901]

He didn't make up the match.com joke

[MrLesilectro]

@MrStalker12345678901 do you have any idea how creepy that is considering your username?

[casper123]

Brilliant.

[dogfight156]

oh yeah? try 6'3" in japan. (sumimasen: 190.5 cm) people don't even ask why i have cuts and nicks and bruises on my head, they already know.

[surferdudette19]

Dude I'd rather have giant problems than small issues man.

[ShookOnesTO]

thats was refreshingly funny!

[BlakeTahoe]

im 6'3 and that shower bs is totally true....especially in hotels/motels......and no world....everyone over 6ft DOESNT/DIDNT play basketball in high school

[Phreestem]

@BlakeTahoe THANK YOU!!! Oh My God! I'm 6'2" and everyone's like "Do you play basketball?! :D" and I'm like "NO! STFU!!! >:O"

[skatemoree16]

@BlakeTahoe Im 6'2 and im in highschool id play basketball........ But im white.

[AndroidPhantom]

5'6 mofo booyah

[vict0r1ous]

i like the medicine joke

[SolBadguy601]

I feel his pain....I'm 6'4 myself

[robiitis]

6'3 isnt tall, cmon...

[DoctorPorkenheimer]

@robiitis My friend is 6'5 it's pretty tall...

[DAKMAIN]

@robiitis Any taller and you default yourself on to an NBA practice squad..

[bubblgummer4]

i feel this guys pain. im 5'11 and like the tallest person in the state. everyone else is like 5'2.

[rangepker781]

@bubblgummer4 i gotta move to where ever that is bud... im only 5'4

[bubblgummer4]

@rangepker781 lol your already taller than a full grown adult from here

[702homie]

this guys funny. ive always liked when comedians expand on jokes though. so these little set up line, punch line things he does kinda leave me wanting more cuz hes funny

[RESIDENTRYAN]

5"2 so stop complaining!

[freelancergin]

this guy's really funny

[pedrohkrx1]

Ahaha this guy's funny!

And I do understand his drama.. 6''3 myself..

[transduct1on]

@pedrohkrx1 me too

[monstermovieman]

awesome

[MsqProductions]

ehh not that funny

[jellybellies132]

6'4 isnt really tall

[akuma4u]

@jellybellies132 yes it is! the average height of a man is like 5 10 i think...

[TXkingMN]

@akuma4u its 5'7

[akuma4u]

@TXkingMN 5 7 are u sure? that sounds awfully short!!

[TXkingMN]

@akuma4u it is they had a study on discovery channel and i think its either 5'8 or 5'7

[afin85]

@akuma4u i seriously doubt it maybe in the usa

[ashthegreat]

@akuma4u

I bet its mainly due to the east Asian populations.... :P lol

Numbers aren't fair in that category.

[akuma4u]

@ashthegreat i guess you could say the same thing about peoples weight, like fat people in the states vs ethiopians

[neo007ful]

@jellybellies132 well it is preety tall. I myself am 6'1 and a half and i' ll be damn lucky if i'll get to be 6'4..

[twholland1]

haha i like his cadence

[potentialninja]

hes funny i voted for him

[DM3062]

last part was kinda funny

the rest.. ehhh

[blakka91]

dont feel his stand up performance.

dont know why.

[leonVKL]

MOAR

[VoodooRhythmSound]

He's pretty funny. Best so far actually.

[kevr127]

hahahaha hilarious

[LAKings0101]

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