The problem with golf is bad golfers. Like this guy's father. Golf is a game that calls for you to control yourself and your best last score. This is why golf is so upsetting for some and why others just chose to say it sucks, because they would rather not learn to face or control themselves. It has nothing to do with soccer, bowling or Gator wrestling. It's all about self control of both body and mind. Nuff said, play what you love.
There is no better game than golf. The hardest game ever played... requires intelligence and skills in an insane level.. That guy is a jerk, he should be quiet, no one wants to hear his bullshit
You get paid an absolute shitload fo money for hitting a small ball in a small hole hundreds of miles away in a giant park, and you get to travel around the world
ahahahahah! you think golf is athletic. omg, you must be overweight then, or havent done any REAL sports to compare with. if you havent already, do some sports to see why you need to be athletic to do them.(golfs not a sport so dont count it)
just cause your dad dragged you out on a golf course when you were little doesn't mean golf sucks .... and 4 stitches !!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! how in the hell did you make it through that? i wish i had some bull-shit flags to throw for the second half of your sad story but im fresh out. =/
Its a joke how these choades get so serious about it. I listen to people that I work with talk about it everyday I think most of them do it trying to fit in to some higher society. Don't be a follower, At least do something that uses some muscle and cardio so you don't turn in to some fat ass wearing goofy ass shoes at age 25.
Golf is not a sport as far as I'm concerned. I put it right there with shooting pool. I hate it for all the media coverage it get's especially on sports radio talk show's....it's so stupid. Bowling is better than stupid ass golf.
funny, but dont hate a game cuz u suck at it! it must suck since its the 2nd most played sport in the world... but only because a soccer ball is cheaper
first you admit it's a game... then suddenly you turn it into a sport? It's not. And thanks for assuming I suck... sadly my Dad was in the PGA and I can play better than most on a Sunday course... I just have better things to do with my time, and certainly can find better uses for that real estate.
Golf balls are also cheaper than soccer balls FYI.
Anyhow, thanks for watching, just meant as humor.
@capo689 Pro V1's are expensive man. i only play about six holes per ball then take it outta play. if i LOST $2000 worth of balls in a year id fuckin quit lol
@golfershane It's the 2nd most popular pastime you mean? Golf is not a sport, it is a game. A sport requires athletes, John Daly and the old men wandering around a course are not athletes or sportsmen.
@gnarkillkicksass You're right, Tiger Woods is not an athlete. He's just a lazy fatass... Good try, but don't confuse bowling with golf. Yes, golf is a game. An athletic game.
@golfershane Tiger Woods is probably reasonably athletic. John Daly, Tim Herron and even Pat Hurst I would dare say is not an athletes, yet very successful in golf, I could name countless more overweight pros. The fat wrecks that cart themselves around a course on a weekend are not athletic. I'm not saying golf is a bad hobby or game, I've enjoyed the occasional hit with my friends who are really into it. But thats just it. Its a fine game - not a sports and your not an athlete for playing it.
@gnarkillkicksass So, what's the difference between John Daly and a fatass offensive lineman in the NFL? Nothing. You just happen to see those fatasses push people around for a living. John Daly played football in high school.. and you say he's NOT an athlete? What about the fatass DH in MLB? The majority of people consider them athletes. Why? They eat, take steroids, miss the ball 70% of the time, and when they do make contact, they jog 90 ft and call for a skinny guy to run for them.
Buddy, lets get this straight... golf is a shit sport because there is no physical aspect, it takes way to fucking long, you just walk and drive on fucking grass and hit a ball, i agree with this video there is nothing about golf that makes any fucking sense or involves any fucking fun at all. fuck golf.
@golfershane no buddy, there in absolutely no physical aspect except 1 awing every fucking half an hour... gold is a SLOW game for old businessmen who dont like their office who decide they are going to hit something, walk, hit something, walk, hit something and walk OVER AND OVER AND OVER again... then have a buisiness meeting on te 18th hole... its A FUCKING SHIT GAME , not a sport, but a fucking joke GAME
@iain656 That statement proves that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. You've probably never done anything athletic in your life. You make up some story about you dad being a former PGA Tour player, and who is now blind. Haha! We all know you're full of shit with that one. Yes, golf is a game, but one that requires athletic ability, which is my point. Have you even seen these younger guys on TOUR? The game has changed, but you're just too dumb to realize it.
@golfershane bud, stfu. There is NOTHING about golf tat is interesting.. my dad wasnt on the PGA tour or blind, he just plays causally so idk wtf ur talkin bout but its a shit game. even fuckin badminton has more action than golf... stfu. golf sucks. period.
@iain656 My bad, I associated you with the douchebag that made this video. HE is full of shit. It doesn't take a genius to realize that professional badminton requires more athletic ability than golf. I have seen old ass people play badminton...
MY Dad was actually in the PGA and I played quite a bit when young... I can assure you it takes a whole lot more effort than I put in to be good at it :-). Thanks for watching.
Here's how to make golf interesting. Plant Land Minds every 100 yds or so. Especially in the cart lanes. When putting unleash machine gun fire and mortar fire around the hole. Now that's entertainment.
i hate golf to. its funny to see the fat suburban dads get together on the weekend to make themselves look like idiots for a couple hours by getting pissed when their not tiger woods. 99% of "golfers" have no fucking idea what their doing. i play real sports like football, basketball and baseball and unlike weekend "golfers" i dont execpt to be joe montana or derek jeter.
I am completely with you on golf. That old joke about golf being a beautiful walk spoiled by a little white ball is the understatement of the universe. I'm guessing the game lost a lot in translation from Scottish culture to American culture.
Is golf the only sport that incorporates servents a.k.a. the caddy? (I know other sports have towel boys, but they usually sit until needed... They don't have to lug around a cart full of metal poles that all look the same.)
I think the reason why people say golf sucks is because there is 0 action. The players get thousands of hours to line up their shot, then you have to be quit in the stands when they hit their shot. Plus its quite true that anybody can play golf...... you cant really name name any other sport where you see granny's playing along side you......
have you ever actually played? I mean sure what you said was funny and i'm sure that was your intent of this video. I love golf, i'll play in any weather with a friend, or just by myself, but you'd probably enjoy it more with a friend.
well guess what.. that's because you're suck at ANYTHING ELSE... that leaves you with the only option to choose golf so you can tell people that you actually are active in sport... golf... go drive a nascar you fag...
golf fucking sucks as do people whos heads are shaped like golf balls ahem ahem u no who u are golf is not a sport. he needs to get over it so ya. this is fun to press audio preview
Right on, golf sucks fucking donkey dick. Im the same way. Every Sunday morning.... dragged out of bed to follow some old fucker about to die around with his god damn bag so he can whack a silly little ball around. It sucks shit, and I cannot wait until I am fucking done with this shit.
If golf and golfers ceased to exist tomorrow, I think the world would be a much better place. We could use those acres of beautiful land for something half useful.
You arrogant prick, golf is amazing. TRUST ME MAN, YOU DONT HAVE AN ISSUE WITH GOLF, YOU HAVE A PERSONAL ISSUE. So deal with that before you post radically offencive videos. jerk
Dude you're fucking hilarious! LMFAO Hahahaha Is all that shit true? Did your dad really run into an aligator? Man, your dad sounds like a dick! I can relate! My dad used to drag me out there too. Then he would berate me for every bad shot I took. That was when I was only a kid. I started playing again 2 months ago and I think that soon, I'll be better than him lol Ahhh one could only hope!
Hey capo689 u kno wat else isnt a sport Bitching and complaining yea so what ur dad was blind, u got a few dings in ur car and u missed a few mornings with ur friends there r people out there who dnt hav dads and wuld crawl over broken glass 2 spend the morning having a round wit their dad but u sit there from the most priviliged country in the world and bash ur good fortune ur the only 1 who sucks its not golf its ur outlook on life plus i didnt say every1 was out grabbing asses i said u were
don't forget baseball... it sucks too. If golf is my good fortune you can have it, what a friggin waste of space, and from your comments I think you make the case that only only horrible people like golf anyway.
You went around caddying for ur dad did u ever play golf just asking because if u havent played then u can really critisise it. Please don't say golf is a waste of space I really like it just like tonnes of other people and also if u dont like golf whatever i dont care i just get a bit angry when people bagg it so freely. Plus u said that it is so time and concentration consuming it is like that for u because u dont want to be there if u did then it would be easier.
I like to think of myself as a good person: I volunteer at the homeless shelter, hospital, and I even spent my spring break helping disabled kids in New Hampshire. I like golf, therefore your assertion that only horrible people like it is incorrect.
wow, adam64897, why don't you pull your head out of your ass and take a look around, if your soo god damn great explain why you enjoy something that is horrible for the environment and pollutes your local water source that many people drink from every second, FUCK GOLF
floflwaffle you would shit yourself if somebody put a dent in your car, don't even try to lie, obviously you haven't been exposed to extreme sports like big-mountain-snowboarding,motocross,or football where there is actually a chance that you will get hurt, god forbid a pussy golfer breaks his arm so he can't wack-off every night by himself
Haha actually iv done base jumping a couple times (once last year once this year) i also play football and i mountain bike and snowboard too but yeah if u dont think that that is extreme then u are misguided plus yeah i would be kind of angry if my car had a ding from a golf ball in it but seriously its only a ding if thats ur biggest problem in ur life then u wont be having any heart attacks in the near future.
Golf is a lot of fun to play. Most of the people who 'hate' golf or talk about how boring it is have 1. never been to an actual golf course to PLAY golf or 2. had some kind of strangely horrible experience (capo689) at a golf course that jaded their opinion of the sport.
why? because you're not good at it? If you were good at it, you'd enjoy it. I admit it doesn't look too exciting on the surface, but there's a helluva lot more to it than simply striking a ball with a stick. You just have no knowledge of the game.
I hate Golf. I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but golf is so boring. If someone with fancy gloves on, taps a ball 2 inches into a hole, the crowd spazzes out. It is torture to watch.
Fuck you cunt you know what im sorry your dad didnt hit you in the temple when u got knocked out go rollover and die. Golf is way harder then any team sport cause there is no second chances and no1 there to back u up when you play a bad shot and instead of having to aim for a space like 10 meters wide we have to aim for a space like 10 centimeters wide which is just a bit more difficult plus we hav to hit a ball 1/3 the size of a cricket ball with a peice of metal 1/30 the size of a cricket bat.
wow, you are a FUCKING PUSSY, how about a little contact sport huh? you mangina. anyone knows how to hit a fuckin ball. go shove a golf club straight up your pussy you fucktard.
Hey ass ragg how about you try and land a girl huh instead of running after guys to grab their asses and put them on the ground so you can lye ontop of them. Why don't you go and get all your boyfriends and you can shove footballs up eachothers asses. Its such an intelligent sport too I wonder how some fucker came up with it "UMMM HEY GUYS I GOT A GAME WE CAN PLAY LETS GET THAT BALL AND TRY AND PUT IT IN THAT AREA OVER THERE WITHOUT YOU OTHER GUYS HITTING US" grow a brain dick swabb.
wow, you should manage to tell your fuckin sister that i have a BF. fuck you i fucking hate gays. i want them all lined up and mowed down. AND JUST BECUASE PEOPLE ARENT PLAYING GOLF DOESNT MEAN THERE GRABBING ASSES. seems like you to love talking about dudes asses. fucking queer monkey shit quimp fucktard cock licker.
from 3.11 i was like that's so much like me! i mean i always fuck up really bad on the first hole and that makes me made throughout the whole fucking game!
1.there is no energy in the game a fuckin 60 yr old can swing better than me!
2.a guy pokes a ball in a hole 3 feet away and the crowd goes wild ........thats so gay man soooo gay
How bout playin cricket or somethin HUH lets see how that golf stick saves you from a ball at 100mph rocketing at your balls...now thats called a game!
I actually used to be okay, but my game is a bit rusty these day for sure, last time out I barely missed golfers on an oncoming fairway. But thats not whay I am mad, I hate wasting a nice day on a golf course... but thats just a personal preference. Thanks for watching though!
Haha! That's awesome! F-ing arrogant golfers and their stupid, boring game! An elitist society for the rich, unathletic, and BORING citizens of our time. I hope this stupid singularly-played "sport" fades out of existence. It is so "me, me, me" and isn't team-oriented at all! Mad props for your commentary on this video!
There are many forms of golf that involv team play. The most famous example of this is obviously the ryder cup which millions of people watch every time. There are also the formats of greensomes, texas scramble, four ball and two ball better ball, foursomes etc.
Also your point about golf being for the unathletic. Have you tryed playing over 36 holes of golf in one day, carrying your clubs?... Thought not. What sport do you play by the way?
That is quite possibly one of the worst comebacks I have ever seen. This tells me two things, that you are not very funny and that you could not think of a counter point to back your argument.
As long as people enjoy golf, it's not going anywhere. And more people enjoy Golf now than ever in history. I play golf regularly and Im not rich.. Im closer to poor. I only played with a 9 iron and a driver my first time out. Then I bought a $100 club set at Wal Mart which I still have. Playing the courses in my area are approximately $35. And since when does a sport have to have a team for people to enjoy it? The "me, me, me" as you put it, exists more in other "team" sports like basketball.
Golf and graveyards: two biggest waste of land. Ever.
Bllackguard666 2 months ago
@Bllackguard666 George Carlin lol just watched that video and typed "golf sucks" into google
nkelly1432 1 week ago
@nkelly1432 lol
Bllackguard666 1 week ago
if golf courses didn't exist, you could never play ever..
Crazym0j0 4 months ago
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Can't get into golf...
Bwmz 5 months ago
LOL!
jcking33 6 months ago
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Thekherham 7 months ago
nice fake story.
Trick0mega 8 months ago
The problem with golf is bad golfers. Like this guy's father. Golf is a game that calls for you to control yourself and your best last score. This is why golf is so upsetting for some and why others just chose to say it sucks, because they would rather not learn to face or control themselves. It has nothing to do with soccer, bowling or Gator wrestling. It's all about self control of both body and mind. Nuff said, play what you love.
stradamorin 9 months ago
People, golf has a big physical aspect. Have you ever walked 18 holes?
nflfan407 11 months ago
youu just say that cuse your shit at it? look at the pros all the money they get for htting a ball their all day? and i think your a tramp
eatzz1 1 year ago
Golf rocks.
SecularTechnology 1 year ago
I agree with what you're saying but you're landing strip on your face makes me laugh and not take you seriously. But cheers GOLF BLOWS
ptaknick 1 year ago
golf does suck its only fun to play mini golf, in the pga its really boring to watch
kmbpink 1 year ago
Ing ton, wan to, Laurentian 3d
DickHorgan 1 year ago
nobody gives a fuck about your problems
MrAlternation 1 year ago
so much bulshit right there. headless man...
fredoeater 1 year ago
There is no better game than golf. The hardest game ever played... requires intelligence and skills in an insane level.. That guy is a jerk, he should be quiet, no one wants to hear his bullshit
anttu7 1 year ago
You get paid an absolute shitload fo money for hitting a small ball in a small hole hundreds of miles away in a giant park, and you get to travel around the world
Golf sucks, but I'd be happy to be a golfer
FoqLife 1 year ago
You guys freaking suck i dont know what sports you guys play but theres people that play golf for life like me you guys suck
yaocartagena007 1 year ago
im not sure if your trying to be funny. i can only hope not...
fender7682 1 year ago
It does suck and so do you.
MattyMattThing 1 year ago
golf sucks. take no strenth, cardio, of much skill, it just luck. it is a GAME that old and unathletic people do because they cant do anything else.
WWWDanielWWW 1 year ago
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you are fucking retarded
parpeterrislove 1 year ago
i personally love golf
coled82595 1 year ago
Wow fuck all you coons hating on golf
originalhippies56 1 year ago
I hate golf too. boring sport.
deideikunblueeyez 1 year ago
Wow sounds like someone is not very athletic. Just cause suk at it doesn't mean u should hate it
idkdidkdidkd 1 year ago
@idkdidkdidkd
ahahahahah! you think golf is athletic. omg, you must be overweight then, or havent done any REAL sports to compare with. if you havent already, do some sports to see why you need to be athletic to do them.(golfs not a sport so dont count it)
WWWDanielWWW 1 year ago
Golf blows
RestInPeaceRS 1 year ago
just cause your dad dragged you out on a golf course when you were little doesn't mean golf sucks .... and 4 stitches !!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! how in the hell did you make it through that? i wish i had some bull-shit flags to throw for the second half of your sad story but im fresh out. =/
bowhunter813 1 year ago
FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! you and I, sir, are on the same damn wavelength. golf is the worst sport invented ever!!!
ohwellwhateverneverm 1 year ago
Its a joke how these choades get so serious about it. I listen to people that I work with talk about it everyday I think most of them do it trying to fit in to some higher society. Don't be a follower, At least do something that uses some muscle and cardio so you don't turn in to some fat ass wearing goofy ass shoes at age 25.
WalstromT 1 year ago
Golf is not a sport as far as I'm concerned. I put it right there with shooting pool. I hate it for all the media coverage it get's especially on sports radio talk show's....it's so stupid. Bowling is better than stupid ass golf.
loukhan 1 year ago
What really angers me is when people consider golf a sport and think that golfers are athletes.
VideoSuperMaster 1 year ago
@VideoSuperMaster yes its gay
StatlessTan20 1 year ago
good comedic routine you should perform
harrymail7 1 year ago
funny, but dont hate a game cuz u suck at it! it must suck since its the 2nd most played sport in the world... but only because a soccer ball is cheaper
golfershane 2 years ago
first you admit it's a game... then suddenly you turn it into a sport? It's not. And thanks for assuming I suck... sadly my Dad was in the PGA and I can play better than most on a Sunday course... I just have better things to do with my time, and certainly can find better uses for that real estate.
Golf balls are also cheaper than soccer balls FYI.
Anyhow, thanks for watching, just meant as humor.
capo689 2 years ago
@capo689 let me rephrase... golf is the second most popular "anything" to play in the world! lol.
i spend about $2000 a year on golf balls... ive had the same soccer $20 soccer ball for five years... soccer=cheaper
golfershane 2 years ago
LOL!!! wow, that's a lot of balls in one year. Well Kudos for your willingness to keep practicing against all odds!
(I played 3 tournaments with the same ball when I was 17... just kept finding the damn thing, so went with it)
capo689 2 years ago
@capo689 Pro V1's are expensive man. i only play about six holes per ball then take it outta play. if i LOST $2000 worth of balls in a year id fuckin quit lol
golfershane 2 years ago
@golfershane
does that mean you suck at swinging? XD
X9Justin9X 1 year ago
@capo689 your dad was a blind, pga tour golfer?
Microdevine 1 year ago
@Microdevine he was a PGA tour golfer that went blind later in life.
capo689 1 year ago
@capo689 care if i ask for his name?
Microdevine 1 year ago
@capo689 your was a blind, pga tour golfer? hmm....
Microdevine 1 year ago
@golfershane It's the 2nd most popular pastime you mean? Golf is not a sport, it is a game. A sport requires athletes, John Daly and the old men wandering around a course are not athletes or sportsmen.
gnarkillkicksass 1 year ago
@gnarkillkicksass You're right, Tiger Woods is not an athlete. He's just a lazy fatass... Good try, but don't confuse bowling with golf. Yes, golf is a game. An athletic game.
golfershane 1 year ago
@golfershane Tiger Woods is probably reasonably athletic. John Daly, Tim Herron and even Pat Hurst I would dare say is not an athletes, yet very successful in golf, I could name countless more overweight pros. The fat wrecks that cart themselves around a course on a weekend are not athletic. I'm not saying golf is a bad hobby or game, I've enjoyed the occasional hit with my friends who are really into it. But thats just it. Its a fine game - not a sports and your not an athlete for playing it.
gnarkillkicksass 1 year ago
@gnarkillkicksass So, what's the difference between John Daly and a fatass offensive lineman in the NFL? Nothing. You just happen to see those fatasses push people around for a living. John Daly played football in high school.. and you say he's NOT an athlete? What about the fatass DH in MLB? The majority of people consider them athletes. Why? They eat, take steroids, miss the ball 70% of the time, and when they do make contact, they jog 90 ft and call for a skinny guy to run for them.
golfershane 1 year ago
@golfershane
Buddy, lets get this straight... golf is a shit sport because there is no physical aspect, it takes way to fucking long, you just walk and drive on fucking grass and hit a ball, i agree with this video there is nothing about golf that makes any fucking sense or involves any fucking fun at all. fuck golf.
iain656 1 year ago
@iain656 Golf makes perfect sense, you're just an idiot. A completely full of shit idiot to be exact.
golfershane 1 year ago
@golfershane no buddy, there in absolutely no physical aspect except 1 awing every fucking half an hour... gold is a SLOW game for old businessmen who dont like their office who decide they are going to hit something, walk, hit something, walk, hit something and walk OVER AND OVER AND OVER again... then have a buisiness meeting on te 18th hole... its A FUCKING SHIT GAME , not a sport, but a fucking joke GAME
iain656 1 year ago
@iain656 That statement proves that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. You've probably never done anything athletic in your life. You make up some story about you dad being a former PGA Tour player, and who is now blind. Haha! We all know you're full of shit with that one. Yes, golf is a game, but one that requires athletic ability, which is my point. Have you even seen these younger guys on TOUR? The game has changed, but you're just too dumb to realize it.
golfershane 1 year ago
@golfershane bud, stfu. There is NOTHING about golf tat is interesting.. my dad wasnt on the PGA tour or blind, he just plays causally so idk wtf ur talkin bout but its a shit game. even fuckin badminton has more action than golf... stfu. golf sucks. period.
iain656 1 year ago
@iain656 My bad, I associated you with the douchebag that made this video. HE is full of shit. It doesn't take a genius to realize that professional badminton requires more athletic ability than golf. I have seen old ass people play badminton...
golfershane 1 year ago
yaa. fuck golf!!
shmugman0121 2 years ago
Lol this is hilarious, you have no idea what it takes to be a golfer and I'm not going to waste my time explaning:P
Golf is awesome:D
TwilightCutie01 2 years ago
MY Dad was actually in the PGA and I played quite a bit when young... I can assure you it takes a whole lot more effort than I put in to be good at it :-). Thanks for watching.
capo689 2 years ago
Here's how to make golf interesting. Plant Land Minds every 100 yds or so. Especially in the cart lanes. When putting unleash machine gun fire and mortar fire around the hole. Now that's entertainment.
zinnington 2 years ago
Football players are on the majority fat and could barely run 100 yards. I'e ssen smokers fitter than them.
Jospehporta 2 years ago
Ha ha. Cheerleading takes more athleticism than golf.
12345TKS 2 years ago
sure genesisandpower you play football with fags like you
volli56 2 years ago
How does it feel to know cheerleaders are better athletes than you, Tiger.
12345TKS 2 years ago
@12345TKS LOL then you don't know much about golf.
Jospehporta 2 years ago
i hate golf to. its funny to see the fat suburban dads get together on the weekend to make themselves look like idiots for a couple hours by getting pissed when their not tiger woods. 99% of "golfers" have no fucking idea what their doing. i play real sports like football, basketball and baseball and unlike weekend "golfers" i dont execpt to be joe montana or derek jeter.
genesisandpower 2 years ago
@genesisandpower LOL probably because you have no skill or aspirations. You sound like a loser :)
Jospehporta 2 years ago
GOLF SUCKS!!! To know more and why golf SUCK EVEN HARDER, watch "George Carlin - Golf"
gerrardanfield 2 years ago
The best R.I.P. George Carlin
Slugg329 2 years ago
Seriously, golf sucks and tiger woods is the most overrated pro athlete in the world today.
UchihaItachi1986 2 years ago
hahahaha!
A guy with no head playing golf.
I know thats not true, but that was priety funny.
kenen29 2 years ago
lmao dude you got a future in comedy!
apexibb750 2 years ago
I am completely with you on golf. That old joke about golf being a beautiful walk spoiled by a little white ball is the understatement of the universe. I'm guessing the game lost a lot in translation from Scottish culture to American culture.
caveatemp 2 years ago
Golfers are required to use etiquette while playing the game but they are allowed to boss their caddys around... thats fucking ironic
Slugg329 2 years ago 2
Is golf the only sport that incorporates servents a.k.a. the caddy? (I know other sports have towel boys, but they usually sit until needed... They don't have to lug around a cart full of metal poles that all look the same.)
thespiritmage 2 years ago
I think the reason why people say golf sucks is because there is 0 action. The players get thousands of hours to line up their shot, then you have to be quit in the stands when they hit their shot. Plus its quite true that anybody can play golf...... you cant really name name any other sport where you see granny's playing along side you......
wrightnum3 2 years ago 9
@wrightnum3 Golf also takes too much damn space.
LithuanianGuitar 10 months ago
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all of you say golf sucks because...
A) You're all ignorant turds who have NEVER even tried playing the game.
B) You suck abyssmally at it that you stop playing.
In short, golf WINS, You FAIL
Raptor1182 3 years ago
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No, golf sucks. Plain and simple. Golf fails miserably.
areyousure90 2 years ago 8
golf is for people who fail at life
edmannumber1 2 years ago
eh golf is for weirdo rich white dudes that dont stfu about golf
narutonamizake 3 years ago 3
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mrbob367 3 years ago
have you ever actually played? I mean sure what you said was funny and i'm sure that was your intent of this video. I love golf, i'll play in any weather with a friend, or just by myself, but you'd probably enjoy it more with a friend.
rollerblading101 3 years ago
Golf does indeed suck - elitist, fashion disaster rubbish
IommiSabbath1 3 years ago 10
golf is so stupid, first a dress code are you fucking kidding me nuff said
nyy4288 3 years ago 2
Only a dress code at nicer expensive courses.. just regular fun courses you can wear whatever.
rcw0388 3 years ago
Fuck you you ignorant prick, Go fuck yourself to hell. You have mental problems. Stupid cocksucker.
peanutbutterplaya 3 years ago
Have u even played?
gonadder 3 years ago
if you were any good at golf you would like it YOU HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM!!! You suck GOLF RULES!!!
gonadder 3 years ago
well guess what.. that's because you're suck at ANYTHING ELSE... that leaves you with the only option to choose golf so you can tell people that you actually are active in sport... golf... go drive a nascar you fag...
gipfeli 3 years ago
Fuck You. Golf Is so fun you suck!!!!!
gonadder 3 years ago
@gonadder Are You on crack mostly i Won't Hat but Come On Its So lame, I Mean You Hit A ball With A stick Woooo Weeeeee (This Is Just My Opinion)
KIDxxXTREMExx 1 year ago
golf fucking sucks as do people whos heads are shaped like golf balls ahem ahem u no who u are golf is not a sport. he needs to get over it so ya. this is fun to press audio preview
staceyxxoo1 3 years ago
wow. what a dumb fucking rant. this had nothing to do with golf. u were just bitching and moaning about ur dad for 4 minutes. you're a moron.
Kingjne92 3 years ago
Right on, golf sucks fucking donkey dick. Im the same way. Every Sunday morning.... dragged out of bed to follow some old fucker about to die around with his god damn bag so he can whack a silly little ball around. It sucks shit, and I cannot wait until I am fucking done with this shit.
If golf and golfers ceased to exist tomorrow, I think the world would be a much better place. We could use those acres of beautiful land for something half useful.
koolaidman007 3 years ago
Golf is a super gay sport . It is boring like Tennis. Hit a ball drive a golf cart. Hit a ball drive a golf cart ect. ect. Stupid and GAY
TahoeJoe06 3 years ago
Golf is a little boring but saying that it sucks is a little over the top.
Krod5234 3 years ago
You arrogant prick, golf is amazing. TRUST ME MAN, YOU DONT HAVE AN ISSUE WITH GOLF, YOU HAVE A PERSONAL ISSUE. So deal with that before you post radically offencive videos. jerk
westsidetigerwoods 3 years ago
i love golf and i dont find this offensive in any way, its funny
golfpro020591 2 years ago
this fucking guy says fuck way to fucking much get a life man and i play golf so FUCK U
rdneckhunter1039 3 years ago
lol agreed, golf is boring as hell
ipathbomb92 3 years ago
golf sucks
soccergod00 3 years ago
Dude you're fucking hilarious! LMFAO Hahahaha Is all that shit true? Did your dad really run into an aligator? Man, your dad sounds like a dick! I can relate! My dad used to drag me out there too. Then he would berate me for every bad shot I took. That was when I was only a kid. I started playing again 2 months ago and I think that soon, I'll be better than him lol Ahhh one could only hope!
crzeloon 3 years ago
haha this dude is funny but golf is really fukin boring
Bartek151 3 years ago
Hey capo689 u kno wat else isnt a sport Bitching and complaining yea so what ur dad was blind, u got a few dings in ur car and u missed a few mornings with ur friends there r people out there who dnt hav dads and wuld crawl over broken glass 2 spend the morning having a round wit their dad but u sit there from the most priviliged country in the world and bash ur good fortune ur the only 1 who sucks its not golf its ur outlook on life plus i didnt say every1 was out grabbing asses i said u were
floflwaffle 3 years ago
don't forget baseball... it sucks too. If golf is my good fortune you can have it, what a friggin waste of space, and from your comments I think you make the case that only only horrible people like golf anyway.
capo689 3 years ago
You went around caddying for ur dad did u ever play golf just asking because if u havent played then u can really critisise it. Please don't say golf is a waste of space I really like it just like tonnes of other people and also if u dont like golf whatever i dont care i just get a bit angry when people bagg it so freely. Plus u said that it is so time and concentration consuming it is like that for u because u dont want to be there if u did then it would be easier.
floflwaffle 3 years ago
I like to think of myself as a good person: I volunteer at the homeless shelter, hospital, and I even spent my spring break helping disabled kids in New Hampshire. I like golf, therefore your assertion that only horrible people like it is incorrect.
adam64897 3 years ago
wow, adam64897, why don't you pull your head out of your ass and take a look around, if your soo god damn great explain why you enjoy something that is horrible for the environment and pollutes your local water source that many people drink from every second, FUCK GOLF
ipathbomb92 3 years ago
how is golf bad for the environment? How does it pollute my local water source?
adam64897 3 years ago
pesticides, lots and lots of pesticides
and oh yeah way to much fertilizer to keep the turf green
ipathbomb92 3 years ago
yeah farmers use pesticides too...fuck them too and all the good they do for society right? You're just a pissed off tree hugger, go find a hobby.
adam64897 3 years ago
if you didn't have farmers you wouldn't eat dumbass... racing motocross is kinda a hobby of mine, too bad I can't do it at 2 AM,...
ipathbomb92 3 years ago
floflwaffle you would shit yourself if somebody put a dent in your car, don't even try to lie, obviously you haven't been exposed to extreme sports like big-mountain-snowboarding,motocross,or football where there is actually a chance that you will get hurt, god forbid a pussy golfer breaks his arm so he can't wack-off every night by himself
ipathbomb92 3 years ago
Haha actually iv done base jumping a couple times (once last year once this year) i also play football and i mountain bike and snowboard too but yeah if u dont think that that is extreme then u are misguided plus yeah i would be kind of angry if my car had a ding from a golf ball in it but seriously its only a ding if thats ur biggest problem in ur life then u wont be having any heart attacks in the near future.
floflwaffle 3 years ago
Golf is a lot of fun to play. Most of the people who 'hate' golf or talk about how boring it is have 1. never been to an actual golf course to PLAY golf or 2. had some kind of strangely horrible experience (capo689) at a golf course that jaded their opinion of the sport.
ephidapoon 3 years ago
Uhhh no - 1. Golf Sux. 2. Golf Sux.
TahoeJoe06 3 years ago
why? because you're not good at it? If you were good at it, you'd enjoy it. I admit it doesn't look too exciting on the surface, but there's a helluva lot more to it than simply striking a ball with a stick. You just have no knowledge of the game.
adam64897 3 years ago
like the bloke in the video
golfpro020591 2 years ago
golf is the only sport where the players get bored and gain weight.
davetista 4 years ago
I hate Golf. I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but golf is so boring. If someone with fancy gloves on, taps a ball 2 inches into a hole, the crowd spazzes out. It is torture to watch.
TRandy13 4 years ago
Fuck you cunt you know what im sorry your dad didnt hit you in the temple when u got knocked out go rollover and die. Golf is way harder then any team sport cause there is no second chances and no1 there to back u up when you play a bad shot and instead of having to aim for a space like 10 meters wide we have to aim for a space like 10 centimeters wide which is just a bit more difficult plus we hav to hit a ball 1/3 the size of a cricket ball with a peice of metal 1/30 the size of a cricket bat.
floflwaffle 4 years ago
wow, you are a FUCKING PUSSY, how about a little contact sport huh? you mangina. anyone knows how to hit a fuckin ball. go shove a golf club straight up your pussy you fucktard.
flamedeathturbine21 4 years ago
Hey ass ragg how about you try and land a girl huh instead of running after guys to grab their asses and put them on the ground so you can lye ontop of them. Why don't you go and get all your boyfriends and you can shove footballs up eachothers asses. Its such an intelligent sport too I wonder how some fucker came up with it "UMMM HEY GUYS I GOT A GAME WE CAN PLAY LETS GET THAT BALL AND TRY AND PUT IT IN THAT AREA OVER THERE WITHOUT YOU OTHER GUYS HITTING US" grow a brain dick swabb.
floflwaffle 3 years ago
wow, you should manage to tell your fuckin sister that i have a BF. fuck you i fucking hate gays. i want them all lined up and mowed down. AND JUST BECUASE PEOPLE ARENT PLAYING GOLF DOESNT MEAN THERE GRABBING ASSES. seems like you to love talking about dudes asses. fucking queer monkey shit quimp fucktard cock licker.
flamedeathturbine21 3 years ago
I am sure pouring molten metal up your ass with a turkey baster would be hard too... doesn't make it a sport, but we highly encourage you to try it.
capo689 3 years ago
golf is way harder than all the other dumb sports where the goal is like ten metres wide.
u all suck and that's y golfers get paid more than any other sportsmen u poor losers
dyaneir 4 years ago
golf is way harder than all the other dumb sports where the goal is like ten metres wide.
u all suck and that's y golfers get paid more than any other sportsman u poor losers
dyaneir 4 years ago
nIce video quality. People who talk about how much they hate golf is kinda outdated though.
I like the material! You should do standup.
SBPStudio 4 years ago
from 3.11 i was like that's so much like me! i mean i always fuck up really bad on the first hole and that makes me made throughout the whole fucking game!
insanegeorge 4 years ago
im wid u bro golf suck big time...
1.there is no energy in the game a fuckin 60 yr old can swing better than me!
2.a guy pokes a ball in a hole 3 feet away and the crowd goes wild ........thats so gay man soooo gay
How bout playin cricket or somethin HUH lets see how that golf stick saves you from a ball at 100mph rocketing at your balls...now thats called a game!
shadyINspa 4 years ago
ur probably are just mad at golf cuz u suck at it
metalheadgolferman 4 years ago
I actually used to be okay, but my game is a bit rusty these day for sure, last time out I barely missed golfers on an oncoming fairway. But thats not whay I am mad, I hate wasting a nice day on a golf course... but thats just a personal preference. Thanks for watching though!
capo689 4 years ago
headless guy
walkman123456789 4 years ago
The only thing more boring than golf on TV is golf on the radio.
winnardairshows 4 years ago
You think golf sucks because you suck at golf. Thats your opinion though and I dont care.
hubomba 4 years ago
Oh, the ignorance.
Team oriented?
Ryder Cup.
It's obviously not appealing to you, which makes it boring.. FOR YOU. Now who's me, me, me?
But you're one funny guy.
DiinoRAWR 5 years ago
Haha! That's awesome! F-ing arrogant golfers and their stupid, boring game! An elitist society for the rich, unathletic, and BORING citizens of our time. I hope this stupid singularly-played "sport" fades out of existence. It is so "me, me, me" and isn't team-oriented at all! Mad props for your commentary on this video!
jondahutt 5 years ago
There are many forms of golf that involv team play. The most famous example of this is obviously the ryder cup which millions of people watch every time. There are also the formats of greensomes, texas scramble, four ball and two ball better ball, foursomes etc.
Also your point about golf being for the unathletic. Have you tryed playing over 36 holes of golf in one day, carrying your clubs?... Thought not. What sport do you play by the way?
loyalarmyict 4 years ago
Golf is for "men" who need help/practice putting the "ball in the hole" with their girlfriends. :-)
jondahutt 4 years ago
That is quite possibly one of the worst comebacks I have ever seen. This tells me two things, that you are not very funny and that you could not think of a counter point to back your argument.
loyalarmyict 4 years ago
What about the Mini Golf :(
joebarrrs 4 years ago
As long as people enjoy golf, it's not going anywhere. And more people enjoy Golf now than ever in history. I play golf regularly and Im not rich.. Im closer to poor. I only played with a 9 iron and a driver my first time out. Then I bought a $100 club set at Wal Mart which I still have. Playing the courses in my area are approximately $35. And since when does a sport have to have a team for people to enjoy it? The "me, me, me" as you put it, exists more in other "team" sports like basketball.
ephidapoon 3 years ago
DOWN with golf!!!Iwould have given you 5 stars, but the last of your video won't play, so I didn't get the final punchline. You're a funny guy!
mycatlilly 5 years ago