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  • Take the bleeps off. This is youtube.

  • Screw censorship, it ruined the vid!

  • Haha, awesome.

  • i hate beep sounds that are too loud

  • If you look really closely, you can see its fake.

  • He is a hole with a capital A

  • It appalls me that Rick Perry even stood a chance of becoming the nominee...Hamilton, Jefferson, and all those other rich, white, BUT COMPETENT men are rolling over in their graves.

  • yes he is the bigest asshole ever

  • Ron Paul = WEED!

  • @AGMRockstar YES!!! HE HAS MY VOTE

  • @momo4likeever1 There are better reasons to vote ron paul :P

  • @dickerin yes there is .

  • OMG IM AN ASSHOLE ROFL THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!

  • I saw all these parodies and decided to look for the real thing... It took me hours to realize that the real thing wasn't just another parody when I found it.

  • When exactly did faith make our country strong? Did faith help us plunder indian lands and massacre their people? Did faith put blacks into slavery? Did subject women to the home where they weren't considered to be intellectually equal to men? From what I've read in history, it seems to me our country was screwed up in its values when our country began. Faith and politics don't mix ever.

  • @videogamejo We were the last country to abolish slavery and we're about the only country that still has issues giving legitamate equality to all of its people.

  • @videogamejo the key is to have faith if you want, but don't radicalize it.

  • I am Maru and I approve this message.

  • Asshole. Bullshit. There, am I going to hell now? Censors are annoying and stupid, don't put them where they're not necessary. 

  • I Am Myself , And I Aprouve This Vidéo

  • I agree with this video, so much. :D lmfao

  • Curse *bleep* sound is slightly too loud.

  • LMAO

  • Why even have the stupid Peep* Sound ?

  • @ewed2 I would say its more of a Beep* sound...

  • @ewed2 Truly annoying. Its like the maker thinks Youtube is some american national tv station. Grrr.

  • @57worldwide The Kim jong il fellow who killed people if they didn't praise him enough. Hitler just killed all the Jewish cause he felt like it. :/

  • This should be the actual commercial.

  • He is an asshole! I'm Jewish, so what would happen to us???

  • @3583hidude Hmm...

    He hates the gays mostly.

    I don't think he will do anything to religion.

    But he will do something to the gays.

  • @Rotneybot What about atheists? It sounds like he would require prayer in school. He would kill separation of church and state

  • @hopy921 He should not be elected for president. That will only make America worse. Ron Paul on the other hand...

  • @Rotneybot Ron Paul doesn't believe in separation of church and state either. But at least he's smart enough to try to change that

  • @hopy921 It doesn't focus of changing America though.

    Ron Paul will be our key to fixing America

  • @Rotneybot I don't think Ron Paul will be seeing a Republican nomination anytime soon.

  • Sounds good to me.

  • OH MY GOD YOU EAR RAPED ME

    In the beginning of the video I was raising the volume,until I heard that beep .

  • lol

  • I'm an a** hole and I approve this message

  • Rick Perry: dumb asshole, or dumbest asshole?

  • teens react brought me here

    

  • @PRINCESSicecubeDEMON ME too, Teen react ftw!

  • @LiLCOSF I agree in one way and disagree in another. He's not hitler, he's the Korean governor.

  • @DeviousHands You mean, the deceased former Dear Leader of North Korea? Korea has been split into two places, North, and South, for decades. You need to be more specific.

  • I LOVE RICK PERRY!!!! Okay now that I got your attention. He's a freaking moron with a bad haircut

  • This is so stupid. Be ashamed.

  • @TheJadeShow12 It's people like you giving american people a bad name. you should be ashamed

  • LOL brilliantly done parody.

  • hahaha "i'm an asshole and i approve this message"

  • These arguments going on via YouTube comments confuse the crap out of me...

    ...*facepalm*

  • @chadunn13

    Xmas was a week long ritual observed by roman pagans commencing 17th dec to the 25th dec. It was called saturnalia. Christians hijacked it (not having an actual birth or death date for jesus) and the popular Santa image interestingly was conjured by coka cola's marketing geniuses. What has Santa to do with Jesus? You tell me. 

  • @zappafile Search on wikipedia for these terms: Sinteklaas; Julemanden.

    Santa doesn't have anything to do with Jesus, but is not a modern invention. You are right about the modern image of Santa being a Coca-Cola production, but incorrectly implying that Christmas was hijacked by Christians from Roman culture. Saturnalia iinfluenced Christmas, but it is not simply a Roman holiday with a Christian name. There are also (older) Germanic traditions, some of which are continued at Christmas.

  • @57worldwide cheers for the info. Will look in to it.

  • Censorship causes blindness.

  • @deejayedwards what are you talking about?

  • best parody ever made

  • He's like Hitler.

    -Blame it on the Gays.

  • im not ashamed to admit im an asshole either

  • perry missed the hate bus bound for birmingham, America obviously didnt leave him a forwarding address. ...NEXT ....a better world is coming, haters better duck.

    1 LIFE

  • I freaking hate labels. We're all people.

  • @RadioactivePocky We're all people. It's just that some of us suck less than others. ;)

  • @NewEnglanddur Yeah, and those are the ones that doesn't use labels on others

  • @TheEarl93 By saying that, you're labeling those people who do label others as labelers...Does that mean the labelers suck less than you?

  • Stupid loud censorship sucks! like we cant hear the word he is saying anyway.

  • fucking xtians claiming xmas originally theirs... zzzzz

  • When he says,"Just to be an asshole." I thought he said, "Justin Bieber's asshole." O_O

  • @shotgun875 Lawl. I thought so too.

  • Liberals hate Christmas and religion, but they'll fight till the end to let Muslims build a mosque on every fuckin' street corner surrounding the WTC. Fuckin' retards.

  • @JimboVids

    That is the biggest misconception of liberals ever. The truth is most liberals have a tolerance towards all religions and their religious observances, so long as they're not pushed down the throat of everybody else. If a church bought property near ground zero, I would push for their right to build there just as much as a mosque. The irony is that liberals are more likely to have a live and let live attitude, yet conservatives think they have cornered the market on "freedom."

  • @shelton705 common misconception with a conservative such as myself, that we are completely against gays, I have a tolerance toward gays, hell I have gay friends, so long as its not being forced down my throat, you can only ask someone to tolerate, not accept, I tolerate gay people, just as you tolerate religious people.

  • @colt45pistolpete spoken well.

  • @JimboVids I'm a liberal and a Christian lol.

  • @dropyourcalls It's only a matter of time then. Never stop thinking, and I'll see you on the other side ;)

  • Who is the asshole bleeping everything? Geez... dislike b/c of the bleeps.

  • @NewEnglanddur Yeh, I did the same thing. Some people need to fucking grow up and realise these words don't have magical powers, and this man is an arse hole, there's no need to hide it.

  • That was not meant to be a factual statement

  • Fuck Christmas anyway, its a clusterfuck of buying shit for people that ain't shit and is based on a fairy tale. The people want administrators not fucking preachers in office you dumb fucks.

  • I find the censorship "beep" to be quite amusing, and will normally laugh harder at a censored swear-word than an uncensored one.

    That being said, f*** censorship.

  • Hahahhaa, love it

  • @trueChristianwalk "If you are a gay and you want to sex with any other same gender, animals, birds, your parents or some thing else then go ahead."

    Gay - between two consenting individuals of the same sex. Animals, family relation, and other things have nothing to do with it.

    Birds are animals, too.

  • I dislike Rick Perry and his "Strong" ad also, but this spoof is awful. It isn't funny, it sounds like it was written by a 13 year old kid, and and it's essentially doing the same thing his original ad was-- attacking others in a non elegant, childish way.

  • en wikipediaorg slash wiki slash Yule

  • Holy FUCK those bleeps are loud.

  • he is an a** hole. nd he likes it up da butt too. hes just not man enoughf to admit it

  • @rauschariel09 he sodomizes little boys for fun I bet JK JK but really who's business is it really anyways? What gives these assholes the right to dictate what people do in thier bedrooms? Fuck them I'm going to rape a Tomato right now because I can XD

  • this is awesome :D legit.

  • Rick Perry is like the American Hitler

  • @AwesomeA321 i do not like well i hate rick perry more than any other candidate, i used to hate Hermann Cain but hes gone (im a democrat) but sayin hes hitler that is just wrong. all u that thumbs that up should be ashamed.

  • @LiLCOSF You're right. Rick Perry is not Hitler. Hitler was a little ambiguous with his religious beliefs. Rick Perry is a fascist who flaunts his religious beliefs all day every day and would love to force the whole nation to have his views. It's not like he's even relevant though since he will not be getting the nomination. In all likelihood, Romney will get it since he's the only republican candidate that is electable against President Obama.

  • @AwesomeA321 Hitler was smart; This guy is an utter buffoon. In his original advert., he shows that he only wants Christianity to be the religion for the United States of America. What a fucking dumb ass. I dare him to go against the Constitution and see what happens..

  • @AwesomeA321 That's where you're wrong. Hitler at least thought for himself. This guy just goes to every religious figure he comes to and goes, "Oh, well, this is what they say is wrong with America, so Imma just think and say that!" Lord have mercy if he becomes President. The Army's going to get screwed! >_<

  • @AwesomeA321 Not quite, he's just an idiot.

  • @AwesomeA321 dude, you don't know the full story of hitler

  • @orlin258 FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

  • @AwesomeA321 Except HItler was much smarter than him.

    Rick's like an even dumber Bush.

  • This kicks ass...

  • "Hate made america wrong, it can make america wrong again" haha classic

  • I couldn't hear a word that was being said. The beeps were so loud I had to turn volume down so low I could not hear the rest of it.

  • i lovee this :DDD

  • I...i love this xD

  • The domain RICKPERRYSTRONG is for sale call 404-492-3895 Mr.Blackman is the name!

  • RICKPERRYSTRONG

  • i laughed so hard. hahaha "im an asshole nd i approve this message" holy crap that had me rolling on the floor, damn

  • beep too loud.  amateur hour

  • Ron Paul!

  • Might have been funny if the profanity had not been loudly bleeped out. Seriously, they're just words for fuck's sake.

  • Liberalism built america, so gtfo you Fascist traitor bastard.

  • the beeps are coming from the loud jacket

  • It wasn't very funny. The bleeps were annoying.

  • You dont have to be a genius to know that Xmas is a stolen celebration anyway.

  • @zappafile actually, that shows you how stupid religious people are, They can't face facts on ANYTHING that proves that their "belief" in something imaginary is wrong. Long live Yule, the REAL christmas celebration, preceeding xmas by centuries and will be there long after this fake god thing goes away

  • @oldhipp13 I thought winter solstice was where christianity got it from, which was a pagan dealio...

  • @zappafile: Agreed, Christmas was a pagan Holiday....

  • @zappafile - Yeah, muh-fuggaz. Christmas was actually stolen from the Ponies, it used to be called Winter Wrap Up.

  • @zappafile may i ask what you mean by that?

  • Basically!

  • GUYS GUYS GUYS! the person whos the voice obviously cant say those words!

  • @jalenthefunnyboy434 he must have a rare bone-marrow disease.

  • No need to censor it. It's Youtube. It can be uncensored. Plus, the bleeps are annoying.

  • lmao

  • I graduated from a public highschool this spring and I can honestly say, I've never seen somebody trying to pray and not being allowed to. Where do these guys come up with this bullshit and why do people believe it?

  • @you123123123123 Indeed. I wonder if people like that realize that lying for Jesus is still lying.

  • @Shadoboy it is true you can not pray in public places, schools or public buildings.. You can bow your head and make silence on your own but a group of people can not hold hands and pray silently anywhere in public land-- you people are stupid you all need to educate yourself before opening your ignorant mouth

  • @qban221 That's not true. You can pray outloud anywhere you like.. be it by yourself or in large groups holding hands. You can pray at school, work, in the mall, or on the sidewalk. It doesn't matter when or where. To say that you can't openly pray would be a direct violation of the first amendment. However, the prayer cannot be led by someone who is in charge of or officiating an assembly that is sponsored or funded by the government (like public school sporting events or courtrooms).

  • @you123123123123 you are right. I never have seen it either. anyone can pray anywhere anytime. unless the thought police are going to arrest us.

  • I sure hope he checks the video reply, because this is pretty funny! XD

  • ha ha ha ha

  • Fuck censorship especially if its loud censorship

  • Stop it with the liberal conservative crap not only liberals support gays you know.

  • A Rick Perry ad totally came up while I was watching this, haha

  • very well done!

  • I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a sith lord, but you don't have to be in the death star all the time to know there's something wrong with the galaxy when George Lucas put Hayden Christensen at the end of episode 6 special edition, but our kids can't openly learn the dark side of the force. As president, I'll bring balance the force. Faith made the galaxy strong, and I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm Darth Vader and I approve this message.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • It would have been funnier without the censored beeps.

  • @jekcheck...or douche...that should work fine, too! LOL

  • replace the word "asshole" with the word "cunt" it's more fitting and thus doesn't need bleeping

  • Ditto on the bleeping--why do it? Either don't bleep it or use another word.

  • Turning it into "hate makes America wrong again". Very clever, and I really mean it.

  • Even dubbing him with Chad Warden's talk about dildos and gay niggas makes him sound more intelligent.

  • it's funny to me only because they have a soul brotha doing this one. "now looky here!!!"

  • The bleeps are loud and annoying on purpose. They are symbolic of Rick Perry himself. 

  • Roflmao, make up bullshit issues, is that what you fucking liberals call it? You're making up a bullshit issue about his video, wow you're absolutely fucking retarded. Goodjob libby

  • The voice doesn't match the picture...

  • Why can't we just go back to hating niggers

  • @abortionDR Cause we've all heard the jokes everyone tells about you at school, and Rick Perry is just funnier.

  • Economic liberals are idiots.

    Social conservatives are idiots.

  • @ArborWeek This comment is full of win.

  • @ThePBRlover First off, when was this time you're talking about? First American presidents were deists, not Christian. Or did you mean later in the "golden" years of the 40s/50s when everyone was a Christian yet children were beaten to bloody pulps and it was acceptable to cheat on your wife and to drink and beat her? Or do you mean between those two years when it was OK to kill people of color and make them slaves? Whats wrong with you? How is any of that MORE moral than today?

  • @oscargodson First American presidents were deists. That is a straight up lie. All the founding Fathers studied the Bible. Between 1760 and 1805 34% of all quotes cited by them were directly from the Bible. In 1811 a lower court made this ruling which was later cited by the supreme court. "whatever strike at the root of Christianity tends manifestly to the dissolution of civil government." if there wasn't a word limit i could go on and on.

  • @ThePBRlover "The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites"– Thomas Jefferson

    The criticism of Christianity by the founders is well documented

  • @ThePBRlover what the fuck is a true christian? I hear this phrase being tossed around like crack and know one seems to know what a true christian is, all they can say is what isn't. And what leaders are you talking about in government that were true christians?

    I also like that you say that it's amazing that the world can be so hateful toward something so beautiful. Wake the fuck up, people are so "hateful" to Mr. Perry because hes a hate mongering indoctrinated piece of shit.

  • @mcholypotato A true Christian is a person that Has a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. That has admitted there sin and the fact that they cannot pay the price for there sin on there own. That they accept Jesus Christ as the lord and savior and believe he was killed on the cross and rose 3 days later. Also when i said "it's amazing the world can hate something so beautiful." I wasn't referring to Perry but Christianity. God Bless

    :)

  • @ThePBRlover -sigh-

  • @ThePBRlover Actually according to the 1797 Treaty of Tripoli, signed under President Washington himself, the United States is not, in anyway, based upon any religion, including Christianity. It's okay, I wouldn't expect a right-wing conservative like you to know anything about that.

  • @bananas0195 Er, actually the Treaty of Tripoli was signed by President John Adams. Many of the original founders and early statesman remained in Congress in 1979, a mere 9-10 years after the Constitution was penned, and they UNANIMOUSLY, and according to newspaper record 'without dissent or quarrel, signed and ratified the treaty. President Adams in regards to the treaty, when signing it: 'And I do hereby enjoin... all other citizens or inhabitants thereof...to observe and fulfill'

  • @ThePBRlover Because a petty God incapable of forgiving the human race for having great-great-great^200 grandparents who at some magic fruit without his permission sent his self-incarnate son to earth to intentionally getting himself murdered as a bloody human sacrifice to himself, to appease himself and then didn't actually die because he rose from the dead and went up to heaven unscathed is such clear and wonderful love. Like murdering the Egyptian firstborn (Psalm 136:10)...

  • BlEeP

  • BLEEP!

  • lol at those pussies up top complaining

  • Good try... but this is the internet, you can curse. It's ok.. those beeps are too annoying.