Torstein Horgmo - How to make love to your board

[sk815e]

snowboarders like their women thick. skiers like them anorexic.

[curums900]

last month i bit farewell to a very special part of my life. RIP Sarah she was a beauty

[rutgers255]

"I don't even have a condom for that."

[sweet7878]

@rutgers255 comment*



[Zzzandel]

still a better lovestory than Twilight



[RocketUboat]

Imagine your bailing the shit out of this rail and then Thorstein comes over and asks how she's called xD

[sprkplg73]

this is hilarious!. I'm learning from this dude.

[blaahdieblaah]

What do you mean that guy on the left is cute, hahaha

[WeAreWakeboarders]

Snowboarders get one chick, skiiers get 2 dicks.

[TriggaPleasure]

@WeAreWakeboarders those are some big dicks

[THPRODUCTIONify]

0:44 :D

[vestraya]

i laughed so hard when he said nicole likes it hard

*goes off jump "AWW YOU LIKE THAT!"

[isSHEEPMANimmortal]

am i the only one who was surprised to find this guy speaks english perfectly? lol

[Tijdschrift17]

@isSHEEPMANimmortal why would that surprise you?

[isSHEEPMANimmortal]

@Tijdschrift17 just his name. i thought he'd have some european accent. i dunno... it was the same thing with terje haakonsen first time i ever heard him speak.

[drinknblazealday]

this is fuckin halarious!!

[steebai]

haha

[mCsKiMMeR]

nicole is like the angelina jolie of snowboards

[jeenyus720]

Dude if Torstein came up to me and asked if i was alright... well, i dont know what id do, but it would be cool

[JaKetuZ69]

Torstein trying to get friends...? 1:30



[DahSkada]

someone get that fucking skier comment away from my internets!

[g2theunther]

its a comment for that..not condom kretards

[Yomyoayotyot]

"i dont even have a condom for that" hahaha

[LarsGullekNilsen]

Norway!

[mCsKiMMeR]

5 gay dudes named their board steve

[iLOVEtheWEBalot]

4 people have virgin snowboards.

[scarrypat4]

yo i heard they broke up

[mostdope1996]

HES SUCH A BOSS... omg

[SmokeumPeacepipe]

not as beautiful as my denise

[PDROOSE]

"We need to talk nicole" LOL

[FITZx33]

hahahhaa

[ThePlanBB]

00:41 I dont even ned a condom for this :DDDDDDDDD

[Davidicus400]

@ThePlanBB *comment

[simonson593]

try pleasing both of them. that's why i stick to one

[AllGoPro]

snowboarders get one chick.. skiiers get 2 o.O :D

[MrILiketosnowboard]

@AllGoPro lol I was about to write a funny response then I got the joke. hahaha I'm an idiot.

[drukenhard]

@AllGoPro You forgot that they like to have a pole in each hand also

[semajgnik]

@AllGoPro skiers get 2 skinny flat chested, no ass chicks... boarders get 1 curvy fully developed chick.

[AllGoPro]

@semajgnik one *fat* greasy chick ;)

[firinmahlaza]

@semajgnik that can be ridden multiple ways ;D lol

[ShoopSlice]

@AllGoPro Decent sized chick not to small not to fat she's perfect, Skiers have 2 anorexic chicks =/ pehh!

[bakedinspiration]

@AllGoPro hahaha to bad most of the like cock.

[erlilun91]

@AllGoPro And people who're busy discussing whether Snowboard or Skiing is better, get none.

[bannanaization]

@AllGoPro skiiers get two halfs

[ShakexJunt]

@AllGoPro ya and one less ball by the time you're finished XD

[chesterlp7]

@AllGoPro skinny bitchez

[92jantheman]

@AllGoPro one chick, but a womanly - and not two anorexic chicks ;)

[jacobe5isascoolas]

@AllGoPro skiers have two small dicks snowboarders have one big one

[TheWarmplate]

@jacobe5isascoolas

Why can't we all just be friends!

[rogal06]

@TheWarmplate

Coz.....we just can't ;d

[FaceFullOfSnow360]

@AllGoPro True but when you crash and go down they will leave you. A snowboarder chick will always stay by your side (Or under your feet) No matter what. Coming to the conclusion ski's are gold digging whores. Snowboards are true lovers.

[VividBliz]

@FaceFullOfSnow360 lol

[jlsoccer123]

@AllGoPro hahaha ooohh yaa.

[vichimself69]

@AllGoPro Yea right whenever riding gets rough the girls let go for skiers, but snowboarders the girl stays with you until the end.

[SimonOhNo]

@AllGoPro Snowboarders get one chick, which has curves and looks beautiful. Skiiers get 2 ugly anorexic girls. :3

[krusherkeller]

was that Silje Norendal in the beginning?

[xl3lackd0oqx]

I would like to be Torsteins Board...

[badnad13]

'She's twin tipped, so she can go....both ways.'

Quality line.

[PatchBishop]

"F*CK NICOLE!"

[DeloWaters]

"Whats her name?" "Stephanie." "Steve alright cool"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[bakedinspiration]

I call my bored my jib stick and I love getting my jib stick wet and sticking it into big powder pillows oh yeah BIG BS 3 gets me all hard the on the lifts when im hitting it all raw dog on that 10 inches of fresh day. MT BAKER REPRESENT 140 INCH BASE THIRD BIGGEST IN NORTH AMERICA!!!

[daik1]

dont need a girlfriend i got 4 snowboards. they love lip slides

[TeamTRIB]

lol



[zSeAnThEbOmB]

haaaaaaa i love torstein even though i'm a skier :)

[GalaxyFan1005]

So funny

[BetterIntegra]

Steve,alright cool...that's cool...hahahaha

[SteveBangify]

she can go both ways hahaha

[EastTroyTrojans]

I don't even have a condom for that

[TheKr3w654]

what do u mean that guy to the left is cute...

[123thatoneguy]

"whats her name?"

"Stephanie"

"Steven?, alright that's cool..."

[kirinlager49]

@123thatoneguy Thanks for the subtitles dude

[ShufflerBreeze]

@123thatoneguy Steve*

[xStr3aks]

@123thatoneguy He actually said Steeve but nice comment ;)

[EliteAssassin26]

@123thatoneguy u have 140 thumns up :P

[K3wbie]

damn it NICOLE! hahah awesome

[sampizhotmailcom]

0:57 she likes it hard ahahah!!

[mbawzz]

what is the name of the girl in the beginning?

[KSINOBLE7]

I'd throw Nicole under a bus for that girl in line!!!!

[YourMomIsATurtle]

@KSINOBLE7 thats silje norendal i think

[psychedeliccheese]

thats no random chick in line

[bballer231823]

Prudence is my lovely ladies name

[56retoocs]

must be nicoles time of the month in the biggining

[AlcatrickSkate10]

mine's named Courtney. :')

[coleslaw19971]

Whats her name, Stephanie... Steve all right cool, that's cool

[LIFTJUMPERSsb]

i named mine Bertha (:

[zzzirrkrizz007]

oh my god what is his problem naming his board and saying its his girlfriend wtf??

[s15p]

@zzzirrkrizz007 haha, because he is the shit and can do whatever he wants!

[bballer231823]

@zzzirrkrizz007 how dare you question him you piece of shit

[MuziikMuziik]

I'm a skier but I love Torstein!

[morninwoodful]

Nicole is my moms name...

[ChizCheeseAwsome]

What's her name?

Stephanie

Oh, Steve ahright that's cool.

[mCsKiMMeR]

3 gay dudes who named their board steve...

[TeamThreads]

3 people are virgins

[Acablec]

I just got candice once I break her in I know she'll treat me right

[Uptight121]

My boards name is Tori. She likes it hard. She is SUCH a cock block. She is pretty hot and sexy. She flirts too much. Don't know what to do with her. She is stubborn..

[marczidane]

skiing is for little fat kids the 3dislikes ski



[thedubfather987]

No one know name of the song at the end ?

[SAVVYxMau5]

@thedubfather987 lol, sexual healing by marvin gaye

[yogert88]

Holy shit my boards name it nicole and i named her that when i first got her (2009)

[TeamThristyPb]

Oh Baby

You guys guess what Brianna my banana just smack me for watching this damn

[forum149]

my Rachel was so shy her first time on camera with no bindings, but she doesn't mind to much now she got a little slutty

[CodyTV1000]

Shouldn't this be age restricted? They get pretty intimate...and Nicole is looking pretty hot.

[ValentinaOfficialTV]

FTW!!!!! I call this forplay

[morefirestreetwear]

AWSM!!!

[snowbordersrock]

whats her name... Stephanie. Steve oh ok thats cool

[MrJLC94]

3 girls didn't like the video

[MrFilipussy]

''Nicole is a little shy, she likes it hard some times to''

Haha! Best snowboarder ever!

[drumnuts14]

"She's twintip so she can go both ways". Im pretty sure all boards can go both ways?

[Omiiee1]

@drumnuts14

Technically, no.

[MrBobbyBrew]

My boards name is Jessica!

[bizzurman]

"steve alright cool... well aahh," eyes board for a sec... "that's cool..."

[libbotoppo]

haha that girl couldnt hold back her laughter at the beginning

[UBERMAN2828]

-3

[UBERMAN2828]

Emma -3

[Pierodatrieste]

my boards names Sarah, can't wait to take her out this winter, she sleeps on my bedroom...with me

[CanIHaZaH]

Nicole is the name of my girlfriend. It's a privaledge to have Torstein ride my girlfriend...

[tkrohn11]

@CanIHaZaH ummmm...

[AwesomeAngel06]

I noticed that he has two DC boards! Which one is the real Nichole?!?!

[truemeister09]

my boards name is Becca <3

[chockondick1]

I named my brand new board Betsy today :)

[hairball202]

My boards name is April XD

[shotgun2face]

my boards name is helga D:

[turkeyjazz]

@shotgun2face hahhahahahahahahahahhaha

[NoobPeriod]

i named mine Megan, after the first bitch to suck my dick in my new town where i moved :)

[mCsKiMMeR]

@NoobPeriod thats very creative

[ChrisAngelRosado]

lmfao he said that in x-games 15 lol he was like yea nicole got madd at me at the first fall but i gave her some foreplay so shes all good now, and shes twin tip so she can go both ways lmfao torstein your my hero

[ABAGOFPOT]

what is the iron you used to wax nicole?

[zZpOrD]

its just the thing you gotta do before you get down to business............this is what i like to call foreplay LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[7heBoss]

Nicole is such a cock block

[MrMgaffney]

laughed my ass off soo funny my boards name is stella

[PEZ1514]

"Damnit Nicole!!!" hahaha..faggit

[yomamadud77]

Lol mines called Sophia

[Mrdopest2]

whats her name? Stephenie

Steve...! alright cool......well ahhh... thats cool

[Mrdopest2]

Nicole I thought we talked about this!!

[rOmpism]

haha, what a legend! "we talked about this!"

[frontfliproduction]

Two douchebags Who die not like the video!!!

[prosnowboarder19]

"shes twin tip, so you can go both ways"

[RIFIncorperated]

you liar nicole was in the corner!

[CheoSamadSSI]

I jsut got a Dc PLy aka a nicole.

[tuctucklaffy]

0:42 I don't even have a condom for that!

[The123ryan123]

@tuctucklaffy comment...

[bigmicahlittle]

hhhmmm i think by boards name is going to be.................courtney

[M0FFAT1]

you wanna drop.. ok. well i gotta be ready first... oh wait your not ready?

[MrJoNation13]

This is my favorite video on youtube!!

[ListenToBob968]

whats her name stephanie steve? allright thats cool well um thats cool

hahahaha

[Jibberwockies]

she's warmed up alright... this is just a thing u gotta do before u get down to business, this is what i like to call foreplay. hahaha

[9008macdaddy]

1:26 wtf was he tryin to do... no wonder why his boards name is steve

[ryanfirework]

@9008macdaddy his boards name is stephanie.

[9008macdaddy]

@ryanfirework haha went right over ur head

[ryanfirework]

@9008macdaddy xD

[idonthaveanyname5]

"Hey whatsup?"

"Oh sorry, she doesn't like you. We gotta.. ummm. we gotta talk."

[TRAMPEDITS]

DAMN IT NICOLE!

[everythingairsoft1]

"what do u mean that guy to the left is cute?!?!"

[ultraviolentrays]

my board's name is Sheniqua, she likes kickers, unprotected sex, backside rodeos, throwing my face into rails, sliding out on ice, and crack cocaine

[InItalia13]

what model is that board?

[AwesomeAngel06]

I got a ride board...

And I made him Rupert. :)

[Dblack845]

If you ski, why are you here?

[TheIndyColts]

My board is named Karissa. She really likes grinding rails and nosepressing boxes.

[TheSteezEmarati]

I talk to my board sometimes

[liamcharnock95]

haha what a fuckin hero!

[GnarlyAssFools]

MY board is called Nadine!

[sqwundle]

0:11 that blue green and black javket is sexy anyone know what kind?

[blueeyedsurfer2003]

bahahaha fucking hilarious man!

[barberryboarder]

this is so funny

[TheVolumeFilms]

this explains his comments after winning x games big air...thought he was on crack

[RedSkittles0]

2 people ride skies 

[burtonjibber4]

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