dude, wow danny i cant believe u ! you use the app called 10000 cool facts ive seen these all u r sick and twisted ! , hahahahahahha jk lo unny get your shirt off u slut :P
DUDE!!!!! I was eating cereal when I heard about the skin cells. CURSE YOU! lol. Now I lost my hunger and innocent Frosted flakes will now die the horrible death of getting soggy. :'( lol jkjk. :D
Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suesss the cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come
Somehow you're the only guy on you tube who tells stuff I really care about.. (friggin' delaghetto with his friggin realtionship advice....seriously dude, go show him how it's done)
Do a video on a guy named Gabe, and A guy named zach that likes to beat eachother up! To get your attention im going to spam numbers 87029345702398475029384750298374509283475023984750293847509283745029837450298347029834750289347502983745028374502874052897340598723049857203984750298347502983745098237405928734059827304985720398457208934750298374502983475092837450928347502938475029384750293847502938475023847502398475023984750238475029847502398475023847502398475023984752039485702990
I voter-faced...but I cannot share you with my friends because my friends are all prudes or have bad senses of humor and wouldn't appreciate your occasional swearing...:(
watch my le videos on my le channel!!!!!!! and do a video on the rumor of justin beiber asking selena gomez to marry him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111,111,111,111 x's 111,111,111,111 = wtf
future topic: how to have sex...push push squirt or push pull squirt? this better be a topic or ill look in your window go inside and stick my smelly finger in ur mouth :) thxs...like
For KOW if you get first place can you not enter again? If not then its better to get second place everytime because this contest is going on until july of 2012 and you get 2k for 2nd. Thats a whole lot more than just 8k for winning. If they do 2 contests every month until july of 2012 like they have been doing and we get danny to second place everytime thats....... 32k!!!!!!!! Cmon lets help danny and his family by getting him to second place everytime!!
heyy! could u do a video on 2012....seeing as everyone expects 2012 to be the last year of survival...though one cant actually stop the world ending wenever it is going to...u could give your opinion on that issue....thanks for ur time danny! :)
Where in the fucking world is your bare chest..take off your ur shirt u awsome awsome person! :P
maggie99monika72 1 month ago
dude, wow danny i cant believe u ! you use the app called 10000 cool facts ive seen these all u r sick and twisted ! , hahahahahahha jk lo unny get your shirt off u slut :P
K1LLAK1TTEN 1 month ago
thumbs up if you changed your ringtone on your iPhone :)
terranina1 1 month ago
press 3 for the best call answer of the 2011 !!
PlayerXification 1 month ago
Every time I burp I say burp afterwards O.O
XblackswanXx 1 month ago
(burp) Ugh!!! Hellllo! lol XD
screamoguy93 1 month ago 2
That mask makes you look like such a pervert! :P lol your awsome!
maggie99monika72 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Do you really answer your phone like that?? o.o
lilAnjPeace 1 month ago
I like your videos. Can you please make a video on night clubs?
livelifetofullest7 2 months ago
Holy crap at 1:58 Danny you sound like that bear off the Cleveland show!
boogafart 2 months ago
danny you dont seem as hapy as you used to be. me no likey
willypee100 2 months ago
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NicePcRager 2 months ago
The sound the dislike button makes when you dislike a top comment :)
BlackBoxGamers 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I have stinky fingers too!
TheOliverr41 2 months ago
i love the drawing of red face in the background :D
noname19693 2 months ago
can you do another lemon drop parade? (:
lalathevampirefruitf 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
DUDE!!!!! I was eating cereal when I heard about the skin cells. CURSE YOU! lol. Now I lost my hunger and innocent Frosted flakes will now die the horrible death of getting soggy. :'( lol jkjk. :D
armygrandkid93 2 months ago
can someone respond what happens when u hold ctrl and like a comment? it dont work for me :( me sad
martinayiteyisgod 2 months ago
these facts are from an app for the ipod
sdudajr 2 months ago
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Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suesss the cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come
TheSecondSiege 2 months ago
Press play and hit 3 and 9.
Chris3Crow 2 months ago
mongoose hees not talking about a bird
r0l0smt 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you actually used a calculator to go back and do that equation just so you could be amazed.
junnie2323 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 4
thiss is funny i love youuu
MegaJeanh 2 months ago
TO. MUCH. SHIRTS!
BerboZz 2 months ago
i was distracted by the face on the right of danny ._.
fambi8toast 2 months ago
i believe it's... mongesse... jk
spencemace 2 months ago
anyone notice that the red box behind him that once read "pornography" now has a picture of a "jizz in ma pants" face?
sydneyfrench95 2 months ago
mongooses... mongeese?
vidzsts 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Where did you get that shirt ... I freaking want one !
Xbox360vids0 2 months ago
=skyrim
TheCrazykhajiit 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
hahahhahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa education! i love you danny! i love you!
nishtabre 2 months ago
i...love...PENIS! and the gradual report!
erielight 2 months ago
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AUSJACK100 2 months ago
marry me pička ti materina! :) <3
alexcimbal 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thumbs up if you saw the face on the red box:)
TheForeveryours1234 2 months ago
Somehow you're the only guy on you tube who tells stuff I really care about.. (friggin' delaghetto with his friggin realtionship advice....seriously dude, go show him how it's done)
GrandGuru1 2 months ago 2
I am a voter-face AGAIN! And I guess I earned another 10 votes, so I got to put 20 toward you, Danny. :)
Dhesyca 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
ffs iam eating original doritos and the skin part was disgusting
charlieverde 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
.. I changed my mind, get your shirt back off you hooker.
bitchtits369 2 months ago 95
@bitchtits369 nice name bitchtits XD
XblackswanXx 1 month ago
@XblackswanXx lol, would you believe me if I said everything else was taken? :P
bitchtits369 1 month ago
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actually it is 1.23456789876543E16
dantheiphoneman 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Проклетство сам заборавио да гледам ово на време за кап лимуновог сока параду.
emelerud 2 months ago
God damn it I forgot to watch this in time for the lemon drop parade.
emelerud 2 months ago
i love the smiley picture behind him! :D
bayhagen 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Your welcome for reaching 19,704 votes
Dax21234 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
You changed the picture on the box on the shelf, to see if we will noticed?
Saymwen 2 months ago
where the new show dammit !
nejckorosec1 2 months ago
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MsMiazzzzzzzz 2 months ago 294
@MsMiazzzzzzzz works with thumbs down too
IgorDunavIsaevski 2 months ago 21
@MsMiazzzzzzzz I tried it.. didn't really like it like that...
dr4death 2 months ago
@MsMiazzzzzzzz sorry, it's not possible to simultaniousy click the comment and like it
J4manlol 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@J4manlol Hahah dude, I know, that was just a bullshit for more thumbs up .
MsMiazzzzzzzz 2 months ago
@MsMiazzzzzzzz 194 people are stupid... including myself.
theJIZZshizz 2 months ago
@theJIZZshizz Good thing dude !
MsMiazzzzzzzz 2 months ago
@MsMiazzzzzzzz You're a fucking cunt
ForgedinShadow2 2 months ago
@ForgedinShadow2 And they are idiots!
MsMiazzzzzzzz 2 months ago
@MsMiazzzzzzzz Can't believe that many people fell for it ._. nice work
ForgedinShadow2 2 months ago
where is the new show?
improvisedshananigan 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@improvisedshananigan
yea dammit it's monday !
nejckorosec1 2 months ago
3 for instant burp + orgasm
schuegrafma 2 months ago
Don't you hate the new Youtube design Danny?? It's ugly, admit it!!
StatisticalCookie 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
If you press "9" 3 times while watching this video, Danny seems quite racist. <3
LovelyLotus666 2 months ago
Do a video on a guy named Gabe, and A guy named zach that likes to beat eachother up! To get your attention im going to spam numbers 87029345702398475029384750298374509283475023984750293847509283745029837450298347029834750289347502983745028374502874052897340598723049857203984750298347502983745098237405928734059827304985720398457208934750298374502983475092837450928347502938475029384750293847502938475023847502398475023984750238475029847502398475023847502398475023984752039485702990
SIDIUMx9 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
DANNY can u plzz teach us how to dance in clubs? and maybe the best way to remove ur shirt while dancing? :)
warphate 2 months ago
That Red drawing of a person behind you on the right side is Scaring me D:
AprilTheRandomChic 2 months ago
Will you make a video of just random sounds that you can make
4DiamondAppsAndMore 2 months ago
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Do a show on Christmas lights, are they classy or are they trashy?
grasseatersgetate 2 months ago
STOP WEARING SHIRTS!!!!
musicfan606 2 months ago
GIRAFFE HEAD
EmmIsabelle 2 months ago
Do a video on why we think we feel our cell phones vibrate when they actually didn't
XTremeGamer321 2 months ago
i made account but idk how to vote now T.T
thelastguyontheleft 2 months ago
keep pressing 3, 5, 7, 9 (not at the same time)
ashweenass 2 months ago
Damn...11:00
ilikepepsi33 2 months ago
Oh my gosh! You own shirts?
xPiLLsBurYxDoughBoyx 2 months ago
@ZeromasterLP noope mean what i said, i want that quote exactly
kenzieegracee 2 months ago
who does a study on wasps remembering wasps faces as opposed to caterpillars? WHO DOES THAT!
iamthecatfromthehat 2 months ago
I LOVE YOU, DANNY.
Phishyism 2 months ago
I voter-faced...but I cannot share you with my friends because my friends are all prudes or have bad senses of humor and wouldn't appreciate your occasional swearing...:(
But I voter-face....
Dhesyca 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
why people bite their nails! i do it and i dont get why!
nickmarko555 2 months ago
@nickmarko555 because you get bored or nervous or something. that is why i bite mine
ashweenass 2 months ago
<3 the shirt:)
Ariannathatweirdgurl 2 months ago
Danny do a show of chuck norris jokes
juanbuff 2 months ago
Dear Danny: Do a show on why pedophiles do what they do.... shudders
TheMouthOfSauron1 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
watch my le videos on my le channel!!!!!!! and do a video on the rumor of justin beiber asking selena gomez to marry him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111,111,111,111 x's 111,111,111,111 = wtf
snapCRACKERSpop 2 months ago
i watched this vid on friday and i forgot to send in my pic before noon!!! :(
rccola2022 2 months ago
MAN IN THE MASK!!! :-D
kfmshark11 2 months ago
Hey Danny! I love your vids! I watch them everyday!!
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
Crazychic2013 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
eww keep pressing 3 hahah
Krashtray 2 months ago
uhm... I should probably throw away the condom in my wallet then... awkward...
MarieDomander 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
10 votes a day keeps the minecraft slimey russian thing away. in other words, we are getting our lemony asses kicked so go vote.
xIxAmxKh2xI 2 months ago
you say it's due noon on sunday, but what if we are in different time zones? Or worse, on the other side of the world!??
WeirdIdeasCO 2 months ago
You are the funniest person I know. Also, can you do a show about why Angry Birds are Angry?
evies23 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
more serbian lessions PLEASE :D
solodam123456789 2 months ago
Dear Danny, could you do a show about bully's and how to deal with them? Thnx Danny! :)
DaNewzMonBrav 2 months ago
I miss the days when The Gradual Report was done shirtless.....
SerahMurphy 2 months ago
Danny isn't funny, is he supposed to be funny?
TheChickenShit 2 months ago
lol pressing 7 is even better XD
jbthemaster 2 months ago
lol Pressing 6 never gets old...
ry56789 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Well of course White Anglo Saxon Protestants can remember faces. Why would you think they couldn't?
CommentorX 2 months ago
I'm truely sorry I'm this late to support you, but just joined King of Teh Webs and gave you 10 votes. Gonna repeat it every day, you have my word.
(I hadn't had the time to watch your vids in a while, so I had totally missed it. Pardon moi, ze danny)
sarkasmi83 2 months ago
Hellooooooooo! (slow motion) why ? Why not?
Just wondering can you do a box on the whole London 2012 OLYMPIC'S Zion Jerusalem thing thank's
Ps you've made my day's in the rat run brighter:)
clarky1503 2 months ago
Thats.... Fantasticals!!!!
moshimaster 2 months ago
Hey who wants to here Danny's thoughts on Justin bieber?!!
MrJacktheripper17 2 months ago 208
you should to a vid were you meet the man in the mask!!!!
like if you wan't to see this, if you do not like this post i will pester you non stop for 48 days ~Pester! ~Pester!
See i've already started
DarkBloodLust1 2 months ago
Does this mean I have to throw out my condom?
MrGuineasaurusrex 2 months ago
2:00 sxephil "aaah" sound.
xperiapauline 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
*Mongeese
SweeneyToddLover98 2 months ago
I keep my fingers on the opposite sides!
I hope i'm just kidding...Don't You?
Mjcrave8 2 months ago 2
@gradualreport Hi Danny. Please do another Murder and Carolling video. XD That would make me smiler-face.
uttoxeter1001 2 months ago
2nd place peopless!!! =P
mookiwi12 2 months ago
future topic: how to have sex...push push squirt or push pull squirt? this better be a topic or ill look in your window go inside and stick my smelly finger in ur mouth :) thxs...like
gregify13 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
DANNY I SENT U A PIC OVER G-MAIL!!!
epicNoahthegreat 2 months ago
press 9 a bunch a times
urquideza22 2 months ago
press 4 for fucky
urquideza22 2 months ago
the man in the mask is the best character on youtube since Gigi
EHISH 2 months ago
FINGERBANG!!! POW!!!!
fluffycuppycakespro 2 months ago
For KOW if you get first place can you not enter again? If not then its better to get second place everytime because this contest is going on until july of 2012 and you get 2k for 2nd. Thats a whole lot more than just 8k for winning. If they do 2 contests every month until july of 2012 like they have been doing and we get danny to second place everytime thats....... 32k!!!!!!!! Cmon lets help danny and his family by getting him to second place everytime!!
DeanO9128 2 months ago
I'll be your lemon drop lol jk
mrfreakyboy1234 2 months ago
1:25 - 1:42 there is more than one way to skin a cat
brian101ification 2 months ago
over 276,000 subcribers...everyone gets 10 votes a day...WE SHOULD HAVE MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF VOTES SO GO VOTE NOW
xIxAmxKh2xI 2 months ago
even if you just put the link in the description of your how to kiss video, you would get first place so easily
drumminghobo1 2 months ago
7 people out there have no life
W3lcomeToFac3book 2 months ago
Y U NO NAKID?
TheBroadside77 2 months ago 3
1:58 tim the bear?
wtfomg13579 2 months ago
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heyy! could u do a video on 2012....seeing as everyone expects 2012 to be the last year of survival...though one cant actually stop the world ending wenever it is going to...u could give your opinion on that issue....thanks for ur time danny! :)
TheSandyee21 2 months ago
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TheSandyee21 2 months ago
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dizzy?
paominaolo 2 months ago 404
@paominaolo my mac just right clicks :P
jamesuliston 2 months ago
@paominaolo Well played sir...well played.
bethanylewis1111 2 months ago 23
@paominaolo Joke's on you. I pressed CTRL and disliked it.
Katingaan 2 months ago 3
@paominaolo Hey worked for disliking your comment too :D It was actually cooler
CoDisafishy 2 months ago 2
i am in a mask... :3
can i be the blue lemon drop?
TheBlueAnonymous 2 months ago
what kind of man you are dude.....
TheLordvj 2 months ago
1:38 :P lolz
mihapek1 2 months ago
O MA GASH WHO WAS THAAAT WHAT DID HE SAAAAY!!! always best :P
mihapek1 2 months ago
Danny make a parody of LMFAO: Sexy and I know it :D, that would be awesome with your genious mind !
nejckorosec1 2 months ago
WTF? 301 views and 613 likes??????? :D
JumpingerX 2 months ago 2
Press 3 for fun :P
bassie808080 2 months ago
Danny, why do people get chicken pox? And what is it?
DrWatson371 2 months ago
You're finally a youtube partner! Congrats!
coolstoryhuman 2 months ago
i used to think taking an arrow to the knee jokes were stupid, then i took an arrow to the knee..
MrMsUniverse 2 months ago
@MrMsUniverse Oh no you did not just...yes..yes you did....
DjLumbee 2 months ago
12,345,679 times 9 = 111,111,111
12,345,679 times 18 = 222,222,222
12,345,679 times 27 = 333,333,333
and so on xP
Drakemuse 2 months ago 4
@Drakemuse 2+2=4
oh. what. yeah i went there.
TheBlueAnonymous 2 months ago
You need some sleep.
waterwings69 2 months ago
lol 301 views and 570 likes? i dont understand..
bAsZBumP24 2 months ago
finnal submation: turn captions on and eleven dropped off our lemon drops.
EpicSplodge 2 months ago
You know what.... the man in the mask... looks allot like Danny... Oh my god is he his Cousin!
KiIIerEIite 2 months ago
i like danny more than the man in the mask
holypiss17 2 months ago
Danny, luv the shart but for LOVE OF GOOD take it off!!!!
turbofart101 2 months ago
wait seriously how do u know this?
aah1374 2 months ago
I love you sweetness you make me laugh : ) oh and why are you wearing a shirt again ; )
mdqmissy 2 months ago
Do a vid on STD'S
crazymanawesomeful 2 months ago
Wasp's refuse to remember bee's faces then right.
jeffm516 2 months ago
I've always wanted to make a cat vomit using my skin, and now I know how. Thank you Danny, you truly are my best friend on the internet
rocker173 2 months ago
i've got a better one .037 repeating divided by 3 equals .012345679 repeating, and no, i didn't forget to put an 8 between 7 and 9
RDeathmark 2 months ago
You forgot to tell us the fact about you wearing a shirt... :(
Y U SO SERIOUS?!?!?!
TacoCat666 2 months ago
Danny, you are awesome. How about a video on male-female bromance? Seems like an important social contract and you appear to like those.
masterhazardous 2 months ago
I sent mah foto. ;D
DallasLovesMusic 2 months ago
thumbs up if you opened calculator and did 111111111 x 111111111
MikeBassil 2 months ago
YAY THE MAN IN THE MASK AGAIN!!!!!!!
jeffro778 2 months ago 109
@jeffro778 SPOILER GTFO NOOB
Stfncosminul 2 months ago
just emailed you! =O
hollidayang 2 months ago
1:09 is hilarious hahah
SRVthenumberONE 2 months ago
if you got the lorax add, watch that shit.it's gunna be an amazing movie
asanineartist 2 months ago
what does he mean condoms last a month in a wallet? before its able to break easier or what?
TraXXXtar 2 months ago
i love your shirt , <3
JuliasarousRex 2 months ago
Hey danny! you should do a show on The myth of Zombies Vampires And ware wolfs... Cause that would be really awesome...
Thanks :)
MegaBrooks123 2 months ago
do a show on how to intimidate people :)
16baza16 2 months ago 2
Just emailed my picture to Danny! I hope my picture will be chosen!
BreastsIsBest 2 months ago
Did anyone else notice he played the same clip twice?
doesnotmiss1 2 months ago
These are the best episodes!
officialgrant 2 months ago