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  • Where in the fucking world is your bare chest..take off your ur shirt u awsome awsome person! :P

  • dude, wow danny i cant believe u ! you use the app called 10000 cool facts ive seen these all u r sick and twisted ! , hahahahahahha jk lo unny get your shirt off u slut :P

  • thumbs up if you changed your ringtone on your iPhone :)

  • press 3 for the best call answer of the 2011 !!

  • Every time I burp I say burp afterwards O.O

  • (burp) Ugh!!! Hellllo! lol XD

  • That mask makes you look like such a pervert! :P lol your awsome!

  • Do you really answer your phone like that?? o.o

  • I like your videos. Can you please make a video on night clubs?

  • Holy crap at 1:58 Danny you sound like that bear off the Cleveland show!

  • danny you dont seem as hapy as you used to be. me no likey

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  • The sound the dislike button makes when you dislike a top comment :)

  • I have stinky fingers too!

  • i love the drawing of red face in the background :D

  • can you do another lemon drop parade? (:

  • DUDE!!!!! I was eating cereal when I heard about the skin cells. CURSE YOU! lol. Now I lost my hunger and innocent Frosted flakes will now die the horrible death of getting soggy. :'( lol jkjk. :D

  • can someone respond what happens when u hold ctrl and like a comment? it dont work for me :( me sad

  • these facts are from an app for the ipod

  • Press play and hit 3 and 9.

  • mongoose hees not talking about a bird

  • Thumbs up if you actually used a calculator to go back and do that equation just so you could be amazed.

  • thiss is funny i love youuu

  • TO. MUCH. SHIRTS!

    

  • i was distracted by the face on the right of danny ._.

  • i believe it's... mongesse... jk

  • anyone notice that the red box behind him that once read "pornography" now has a picture of a "jizz in ma pants" face?

  • mongooses... mongeese?

  • Where did you get that shirt ... I freaking want one !

  • =skyrim

  • hahahhahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa­a education! i love you danny! i love you!

  • i...love...PENIS! and the gradual report!

  • marry me pička ti materina! :) <3

  • thumbs up if you saw the face on the red box:)

  • Somehow you're the only guy on you tube who tells stuff I really care about.. (friggin' delaghetto with his friggin realtionship advice....seriously dude, go show him how it's done)

  • I am a voter-face AGAIN! And I guess I earned another 10 votes, so I got to put 20 toward you, Danny. :)

  • ffs iam eating original doritos and the skin part was disgusting

  • .. I changed my mind, get your shirt back off you hooker.

  • @bitchtits369 nice name bitchtits XD

  • @XblackswanXx lol, would you believe me if I said everything else was taken? :P

  • Проклетство сам заборавио да гледам ово на време за кап лимуновог сока параду.

  • God damn it I forgot to watch this in time for the lemon drop parade.

  • i love the smiley picture behind him! :D

  • Your welcome for reaching 19,704 votes

  • You changed the picture on the box on the shelf, to see if we will noticed?

  • where the new show dammit !

  • @MsMiazzzzzzzz works with thumbs down too

  • @MsMiazzzzzzzz I tried it.. didn't really like it like that...

  • @MsMiazzzzzzzz sorry, it's not possible to simultaniousy click the comment and like it

  • @J4manlol Hahah dude, I know, that was just a bullshit for more thumbs up .

  • @MsMiazzzzzzzz 194 people are stupid... including myself.

  • @theJIZZshizz Good thing dude !

  • @MsMiazzzzzzzz You're a fucking cunt

  • @ForgedinShadow2 And they are idiots!

  • @MsMiazzzzzzzz Can't believe that many people fell for it ._. nice work

  • where is the new show?

    

  • @improvisedshananigan

    yea dammit it's monday !

  • 3 for instant burp + orgasm

  • Don't you hate the new Youtube design Danny?? It's ugly, admit it!!

  • If you press "9" 3 times while watching this video, Danny seems quite racist. <3

  • Do a video on a guy named Gabe, and A guy named zach that likes to beat eachother up! To get your attention im going to spam numbers 870293457023984750293847502983­745092834750239847502938475092­837450298374502983470298347502­893475029837450283745028740528­973405987230498572039847502983­475029837450982374059287340598­273049857203984572089347502983­745029834750928374509283475029­384750293847502938475029384750­238475023984750239847502384750­298475023984750238475023984750­23984752039485702990

  • DANNY can u plzz teach us how to dance in clubs? and maybe the best way to remove ur shirt while dancing? :)

  • That Red drawing of a person behind you on the right side is Scaring me D:

  • Will you make a video of just random sounds that you can make

  • STOP WEARING SHIRTS!!!!

  • GIRAFFE HEAD

  • Do a video on why we think we feel our cell phones vibrate when they actually didn't

  • i made account but idk how to vote now T.T

  • keep pressing 3, 5, 7, 9 (not at the same time)

  • Damn...11:00

  • Oh my gosh! You own shirts?

  • @ZeromasterLP noope mean what i said, i want that quote exactly

  • who does a study on wasps remembering wasps faces as opposed to caterpillars? WHO DOES THAT!

  • I LOVE YOU, DANNY.

  • I voter-faced...but I cannot share you with my friends because my friends are all prudes or have bad senses of humor and wouldn't appreciate your occasional swearing...:(

    But I voter-face....

  • why people bite their nails! i do it and i dont get why!

  • @nickmarko555 because you get bored or nervous or something. that is why i bite mine

  • <3 the shirt:)

  • Danny do a show of chuck norris jokes

  • Dear Danny: Do a show on why pedophiles do what they do.... shudders

  • watch my le videos on my le channel!!!!!!! and do a video on the rumor of justin beiber asking selena gomez to marry him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111,111,111,111 x's 111,111,111,111 = wtf

  • i watched this vid on friday and i forgot to send in my pic before noon!!! :(

  • MAN IN THE MASK!!! :-D

  • Hey Danny! I love your vids! I watch them everyday!!

    If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

  • eww keep pressing 3 hahah

  • uhm... I should probably throw away the condom in my wallet then... awkward...

  • 10 votes a day keeps the minecraft slimey russian thing away. in other words, we are getting our lemony asses kicked so go vote.

  • you say it's due noon on sunday, but what if we are in different time zones? Or worse, on the other side of the world!??

  • You are the funniest person I know. Also, can you do a show about why Angry Birds are Angry?

  • more serbian lessions PLEASE :D

  • Dear Danny, could you do a show about bully's and how to deal with them? Thnx Danny! :)

  • I miss the days when The Gradual Report was done shirtless.....

  • Danny isn't funny, is he supposed to be funny?

  • lol pressing 7 is even better XD

  • lol Pressing 6 never gets old...

  • Well of course White Anglo Saxon Protestants can remember faces. Why would you think they couldn't?

  • I'm truely sorry I'm this late to support you, but just joined King of Teh Webs and gave you 10 votes. Gonna repeat it every day, you have my word.

    (I hadn't had the time to watch your vids in a while, so I had totally missed it. Pardon moi, ze danny)

  • Hellooooooooo! (slow motion) why ? Why not?

    Just wondering can you do a box on the whole London 2012 OLYMPIC'S Zion Jerusalem thing thank's

    Ps you've made my day's in the rat run brighter:)

  • Thats.... Fantasticals!!!!

  • Hey who wants to here Danny's thoughts on Justin bieber?!!

  • you should to a vid were you meet the man in the mask!!!!

    like if you wan't to see this, if you do not like this post i will pester you non stop for 48 days ~Pester! ~Pester!

    See i've already started

  • Does this mean I have to throw out my condom?

  • 2:00 sxephil "aaah" sound.

  • *Mongeese

  • I keep my fingers on the opposite sides!

    I hope i'm just kidding...Don't You?

  • @gradualreport Hi Danny. Please do another Murder and Carolling video. XD That would make me smiler-face.

  • 2nd place peopless!!! =P

  • future topic: how to have sex...push push squirt or push pull squirt? this better be a topic or ill look in your window go inside and stick my smelly finger in ur mouth :) thxs...like

  • DANNY I SENT U A PIC OVER G-MAIL!!!

  • press 9 a bunch a times

  • press 4 for fucky

  • the man in the mask is the best character on youtube since Gigi

  • FINGERBANG!!! POW!!!!

    

  • For KOW if you get first place can you not enter again? If not then its better to get second place everytime because this contest is going on until july of 2012 and you get 2k for 2nd. Thats a whole lot more than just 8k for winning. If they do 2 contests every month until july of 2012 like they have been doing and we get danny to second place everytime thats....... 32k!!!!!!!! Cmon lets help danny and his family by getting him to second place everytime!!

  • I'll be your lemon drop lol jk

  • 1:25 - 1:42 there is more than one way to skin a cat

  • over 276,000 subcribers...everyone gets 10 votes a day...WE SHOULD HAVE MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF VOTES SO GO VOTE NOW

  • even if you just put the link in the description of your how to kiss video, you would get first place so easily

  • 7 people out there have no life

  • Y U NO NAKID?

  • 1:58 tim the bear?

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  • @paominaolo my mac just right clicks :P

  • @paominaolo Well played sir...well played.

  • @paominaolo Joke's on you. I pressed CTRL and disliked it.

  • @paominaolo Hey worked for disliking your comment too :D It was actually cooler

  • i am in a mask... :3

    can i be the blue lemon drop?

  • what kind of man you are dude.....

  • 1:38 :P lolz

  • O MA GASH WHO WAS THAAAT WHAT DID HE SAAAAY!!! always best :P

  • Danny make a parody of LMFAO: Sexy and I know it :D, that would be awesome with your genious mind !

  • WTF? 301 views and 613 likes??????? :D

  • Press 3 for fun :P

  • Danny, why do people get chicken pox? And what is it?

  • You're finally a youtube partner! Congrats!

  • i used to think taking an arrow to the knee jokes were stupid, then i took an arrow to the knee..

  • @MrMsUniverse Oh no you did not just...yes..yes you did....

  • 12,345,679 times 9 = 111,111,111

    12,345,679 times 18 = 222,222,222

    12,345,679 times 27 = 333,333,333

    and so on xP

  • @Drakemuse 2+2=4

    oh. what. yeah i went there.

  • You need some sleep.

  • lol 301 views and 570 likes? i dont understand..

  • finnal submation: turn captions on and eleven dropped off our lemon drops.

  • You know what.... the man in the mask... looks allot like Danny... Oh my god is he his Cousin!

  • i like danny more than the man in the mask

  • Danny, luv the shart but for LOVE OF GOOD take it off!!!!

  • wait seriously how do u know this?

  • I love you sweetness you make me laugh : ) oh and why are you wearing a shirt again ; )

  • Do a vid on STD'S

  • Wasp's refuse to remember bee's faces then right.

  • I've always wanted to make a cat vomit using my skin, and now I know how. Thank you Danny, you truly are my best friend on the internet

  • i've got a better one .037 repeating divided by 3 equals .012345679 repeating, and no, i didn't forget to put an 8 between 7 and 9

  • You forgot to tell us the fact about you wearing a shirt... :(

    Y U SO SERIOUS?!?!?!

  • Danny, you are awesome. How about a video on male-female bromance? Seems like an important social contract and you appear to like those.

  • I sent mah foto. ;D

  • thumbs up if you opened calculator and did 111111111 x 111111111

  • YAY THE MAN IN THE MASK AGAIN!!!!!!!

  • @jeffro778 SPOILER GTFO NOOB

  • just emailed you! =O

  • 1:09 is hilarious hahah

  • if you got the lorax add, watch that shit.it's gunna be an amazing movie

  • what does he mean condoms last a month in a wallet? before its able to break easier or what?

  • i love your shirt , <3

  • Hey danny! you should do a show on The myth of Zombies Vampires And ware wolfs... Cause that would be really awesome...

    Thanks :)

  • do a show on how to intimidate people :)

  • Just emailed my picture to Danny! I hope my picture will be chosen!

  • Did anyone else notice he played the same clip twice?

  • These are the best episodes!