How To Get Through Airport Security

[dib327]

Where can i play this game ? :D

[Thefundude48]

1 Get on airplane top

2 Jump off

3 take off all ur clothes

4 die

Did you know wait from a anther Vid

[severrnijKGU]

and now 50,000 new employees suck on the government's nipple.

[severrnijKGU]

step one: make the lobbyists disappear. step 2 throw all the bums out of office but do not cause a revolution because i like my health care and civil order. step 3 goto airport

[mycrazycatXD]

Dont wear a shirt with metal on it i was gping from flordia tp london with friends and my bf and i was wearing a shirt with a metal button they had tp rip it off :( $50 shirt too D:

[Falloutfan961]

ALLAH HU ACKBAR!!! or what ever family guy says.

[thegamerandminecraft]

everyone now go to the line on the right because howcast said to always go to the left.

[GeoffShouldWin]

How to get 3 Lives

Step 1: Shrikn your self

Warning Watch out for falling objects such as Hammers.

Did you know this game cheats

[TGdownthestreet]

Step One: Don't carry anything illegal.

[DudeDudovsky]

If you are Arab, you're fucked!

[500mclaren]

THIS VID SHOULD BE FOR CRIMINALS ONLY IF THEY ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE TO FIJI THUMBS UP!!!

[KukiKruch]

I like how some top comments dont have a single Like

[IDontCareSometimes]

I did all this and they took me and my child out of the damn line then did a full body check and while forcing a taser incase i move just cuz i was the only mexican in the line and it was enough suspicion because i was going to Pennsylvania and my son had no underwear nor socks on ....

[huntingtonbeachify]

TSA is the private security that is molesting grandmas and everyone else.

TSA is an enemy to everyone unless you like being molested by minimum wage security thugs.

Now TSA is on our roadways to molest you.

People wake up.

RON PAUL 2012

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

@huntingtonbeachify

Just another college student you are.

[Hamkanub]

Checking Bags Is Like Playing Tetris.

[darkkristian22]

fastest way is to yell I GOTTA BOMB

[sweetheart2109]

@darkkristian22 That the fastest way to get tackle by TSA

[zoombalaboy]

Step One: Be white

Did you know? Airports are racist.

[evil001987]

@zoombalaboy

You made me laugh... I like you... You make funny joke

[Lisa9274]

why am I watching this at 1am?

[fireman456ify]

howcast helping terriots 

[mm13501]

Security took my airsoft gun and they shot their friends. :)))

[eveeandskeve]

scince when was a bag used as a vaccume cleaner?

[jacobisjacob123]

Step One: FUCKING KILL EVREYONE AND JUMP ON YOUR PLANE

Did You Know? Men can produce sperm

[spazzical67]

Now all 371.738 people that watched this will go to the left...

[MrAtomBombTuts]

I was going to say

How to get through the airport...

Then I took a Airplane to the Twin Towers

[reecerae987]

@MrAtomBombTuts stop makeing aroow to thee knee joke and changing it

(Nova Dont Like It)

[MrAtomBombTuts]

@reecerae987 LOL its different and HIS NAME IS JAMES

[MackeyVids]

@MrAtomBombTuts I suggest you watch this.. /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[Thelegomoviemaster]

So Terroism gives people jobs?

[AaahImOnFire11]

@Thelegomoviemaster Holy shit

[pirkkalahemmo]

Is it truly that hard get trought airport security in usa?

[AwefulAzn]

@pirkkalahemmo yep but where i live they dont give you much trouble

[Lraeuser]

How to Get through Airport Security

Step one: Assasinate the guards

Step two: If step one didnt work Get gun from a police and make sure it is pawned and kill all people

Tip: if any people see you kill them imediatley before they tell to the security

[Lraeuser]

Did you know? Our hands have 5 fingers!

[jayja45]

Having a background check doesn't stop you doing something in the future

[brouterhoodofsteel]

what you need : a badge (preibly a millitar , law enforcemnt or inteligance agency badeg ie CIA) or jedi mind triks or a gun or a privet jet or a pair of wier cutters to cut the fence and run for the nerest plane or kick the pasport officer and say i am from sparta !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you know that 500 people had a cavity search last week alone ... and the all liked it !

[nhoogen1]

Screener approved except you dont have to turn on your computer-also put your shoes on the xray belt not in a bin, check points that dont do this make up there own rules.- google Richard Ried

[Disdain132]

FU means fun ultimatum

[123chrchr]

Fashion be damed !!

[Bobharshal1]

"how to be a terrorist"

Goid job on resypring peace.

[1marcelfilms]

How to smuggle

[t90bt]

NO RUSSIAN

[chocolova23]

Shes playing a game : play again?

[TheArgenis1]

Step One: Tell them the love of your life is on that plane and she is about to make the biggest mistake of her life

[CodeRedCardinal]

Step One: NO RUSSIAN

[justanotheruser28]

Step one: walk in there naked so there is no need for them to search you.

[TheJamaicanMEmad]

Alot of terrorist were disappointed after watching this video

[shaylove565]

I'm only fifteen, and I've been on hundreds of planes... not everyone "looks" seasoned -___-

[dmytrocool]

step one

DONT BE BLACK

[EmilyStannard]

@dmytrocool Actually I'm black, I've been on many planes, and they treat me like everyone else who's white. Even if it's a joke I take everything seriously... so just STFU ;D

[dmytrocool]

@EmilyStannard what a surprise like 95% precent of blacks are law breaking scumbags, hoho cock suckers

[EmilyStannard]

@dmytrocool And I'm that 5%. Yeah admittingly they are law breaking.. that's there problem though. & I'm not in the USA, and 2% of black people in MY country are the 'law breaking scumbags'. && please take your profanity somewhere else, kcoolbye.

[recon681]

Step 1:Form a team of 4.

Step 2:Grab lots of ammunition and guns and grenades.

Step 3:Shoot your way out to the plane.

OR

Step 1:BUY A DAMN PRIVATE PLANE!

[legofreak1109]

now @ 1:56, if people take the left, the lines would e the same, now you have to take the right

[Paperman1347]

she said fashion be damned!

[TheKarate10]

Step 1: Wait in the bloody queue.

[Waffle0fWunder]

step one: dont carry bombs

[TheMightyWhitewolf]

Wow I Did Not Know!

Thank You So Much!

[mrcanadiantech]

can you become a registered traveler in canada?

[JazzfanMike]

This looks like a fun game

[Cod4Master9243]

Step One: Shoot your way down

Did you know? Balls are round

[JuliusIsMe]

@Cod4Master9243 You're lying. Balls are square.

[CutieGirl613]

@Cod4Master9243 Step 2: Go to prison

[imdamasta11]

@Cod4Master9243 actually they are spheric.

[TheSupaTwinkie]

OK BUT WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THE WEEEEED?

[zoombalaboy]

Step 1)

Be white

[ianjohn05]

Fuck giving my biometric data. Total Fuck!

[marcuspotter4564]

God, US airport security rules are so stupid that the terrorists have practically already won. They aren't actually that effective against terrorists considering that they could bring matches or a lighter and a small aerosol can (still big enough to explode). Anyway, why not sneak in the air crew line (the last line on the right)? It's always manned and almost always empty :P. I don't see the harm in that.

[sweetheart2109]

Dang my family should have pick earlier flight to Germany. We got deal yesterday for our flight to Frankfurt Germany and our flight leaves at 7:35 pm.

[ass23ful]

I dont think this will work in london gatwick

[TheKaniq94]

@themariogamer123 what the fuck man

[themariogamer123]

@TheKaniq94 XD jk bro chile

[CESSNALUVER175]

NEVER CARRY A TOY GUN OR A BOXCUTTER AT AN AIRPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER YELL ALLAH ACKBAR OR I GOT A BOMB INSIDE AN AIRPORT OR A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE MY TIPS

CESSNALUVER175

[tradecycles]

wow he has nice blue underwears.

[crayzeesteve]

@hvk4427 that is not the real way of life, everything in gods law is spiritual and mental, why do ur women wear burkhas? they were not born with them, why do u rob them of any right to represent themselves?, a womans job may be to cook and clean and look after the family, but they are human, all muslims live an unreal way of life, look at farmers in my country, that is being away from corruption, also ur too closed minded, brains were made to think, never poision others with ur evil ideals.

[crayzeesteve]

@123superwidad kill me if u can u fuck, u havent even seen the person ur talking to, dont get niaeve, your all worshiping satan and u dont even know it yet, spirituality is the only true religion wether good or bad, because there is nothing physical, u dont need a wedding to marry a person, ur actions are only truly evil depending on what u do and ur intentions, "Murder" is never a good thing, but when done to protect good people, it is merely a chore, god always forgives he does not want death.

[BAKERxXxDEATHWISH]

now i can traffic drugs

[crayzeesteve]

fucking TSA ,:/

[crayzeesteve]

to all u muslims, is it true that u are all peace loving?...oh really?, thats funny cause it says in the Quar'an that everyone none islam is an infidel and must be killed, to top it off, alot of muslims have tried to convert me, and u stone ur own people in the street for small things like theft, why do u love allah over god? god will always forgive you if u truly understand the conciquences and are sorry, unless u rape and murder innocents, stfu u muslims, im no nazi but i HATE ur religion.

[MrYousaf1000]

@CreepyLizard Most muslims are not violent you are mostly right but they do not drink. For all you haters out there hating muslims b/c of 9/11 is like not liking pizza because you do not like Pizza hut. It is just plain wrong and mean

[azzaz691]

@JuliusIsMe imm falg you for being a rasist redkneck wussy

[JuliusIsMe]

@azzaz691 How was this racist?

[azzaz691]

@JuliusIsMe its trying to help ppl not get what you little bible beater thinks as muslems thrug the line ook they still check for bombs no matter what now...

[JuliusIsMe]

@azzaz691 1. I didn't mention anything about Muslims.  2. Im not a bible beater. I didn't mention anything about religion. You're the one who's starting.

[azzaz691]

@JuliusIsMe ou act ike the us if fucking dumb we chck for bomb now over and over..this is not oging to help terroist

[JuliusIsMe]

@azzaz691 I was just joking. You should go back to grammar school.

[azzaz691]

@JuliusIsMe i know i should :b

[DJMC5ive]

How about this. Charter your own private flight, and fuck the TSA. if you know a guy with a Cessna, im sure he would love to help fund his hobby!

[SimpsonLizz]

pokejus1 your fuckin rasist! xD

[crayzeesteve]

@SimpsonLizz play MW2 campaign

[firendable]

Thanks for helping Osama, douchebag!

[MrSafetymeeting]

Go naked.It reduces your chance of being groped by a minimum wage troll.Dont carry a boxcutter.Some people actually believe they could be used as a weapon.LOL

[XxFightinDirtyxX]

@HelloKittyLovesYou00 Then they're not following their religion. It says in the Qu' ran that you can't drink.

[dope187]

Step 1: "Follow the rules the airport provides you..."

[York20165]

when i fly i normaly fly with the same 2 people so then theres 3 of us so heres how it goes:

they get a pat down

i carry my carry-on plus theres my backpack there laptop and breatheing machinie which wieghs almost as much as me

a T.S.A worker helps me (i have to put the machinie and laptop in there cases) get it and there shoes i get lost at the main termanal

get on the plane to my vaction

repet on are wat home

[vazmilto]

@pokejus1 I LITTERALY URINATED MYSELF LAUGHING BECAUSE OF YOUR COMMENT

[Itinkled]

Thanks for teaching the people who did 9/11 how to get past jerk... :(

[BronzeRatz]

@Itinkled You really have no idea what 9/11 is, do you? I'm not even American, and I know..

[Itinkled]

@BronzeRatz Uh, I obviously do know what 9/11 is. I was joking jeeze... I am an intelligent American and know all about 9/11 and the cruel things that happened, how it happened, and why it happened. How did you even get that I don't know anything about it??? I was talking about how they got the box cutters through the airport security to kill the plane pilots with that they used to crash into the trade centers. So, it looks like I know quite a bit more than you about 9/11. think before you type.

[crayzeesteve]

@Itinkled it was the NWO

[Multisuga783]

omg i never new i only got three lives in an airport!! first i was scared i would go deaf from the plane going to high or that the plane would crash! thats it i hate airports! *grabs atom bomb throws at airport* take that you three live giver motha fuckas!

[azncoolz]

now everyone will go left.. i will go right. lol

[CaniPaul1]

TSA = Nazi

[hvtecfreak]

step 1 " fuck this "

[jaimesim1]

"Step" 1 Grabe a ak47 murder every body and enjoy your flight

[24turd]

step 1: be a terrorist

[mjcabooseblu]

Step 1: Go through the fucking security, and quit bitching.

[AnnabelLolita]

This is bullshit. This is 100% USA shit. TSA = never heard of and most of this shit is just total bullcrap for outside USA. On other hand. I watched this thing as a joke and it served that role well :)

[jjsyue8193]

if everyone sees this line up on the right (:

[pussylumpessru]

this vids boring

[NGNeroDevilBringer66]

Today is TSA's tenth birthday.

[MrProductionK]

2:16 wouldnt anyone inclduing terrist do that or will they do it like the costum by check your stuff to reply back

[blade530]

can i haz thumbs ups pwease or pedo bear will kill you

[HPman213]

Play again? HELL NO!

[ShiftAero]

or you know, you can just wait. if you dont wait in line, you'll wait on the plane or the lobby, so theres no escape lol

[Fantageous]

how amusing.....skip security and fly charter

[deadmau5808]

step 1: hire chuck norris

[Willettes1]

my fist is a weapon

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

How to be a Terroist

[olegario39]

337,306 people are now terrorists

[elasticunderpants]

howcast is the #1 channel for terrorists and criminals. like seriously how to pick any lock, how to hot-wire a car, and now how to get past security?

[justinkicksass2]

step1: get a small bomb

step2: place it in ur suit case

tip: drop ur suitcase

step3: run your ass away from the case

step4: cover your ears

step5: the airport is yours!

[TheKEMblog]

step 1 get through the airport like any other normal person

[Docter1awesome]

You might as well teach us How to escape from jail xD

[AK47COMBAT]

step 1 play mw2

[pokejus1]

Step 1: "No russian" 

[AbiltyStrike666]

@pokejus1 modern warfare 2?

[AnnabelleRE0]

@pokejus1 hahaha Mission from Modern Warfare 2! Nice plan ;D

[spongebot64]

@pokejus1 SORRY, ME NO SPEAK RUSSIAN.

[bene391]

step 1 go grand theft auto on there asses

[mastertheunknown]

step 1: bring knife and wet towel

step 2: use wet towel to clean blood

Step 3: buy new towel at one of many shops

[madridista7CR]

how to break open an apple with an almost invisible (thing)

/watch?v=OBDIy9ZvIcI

worth watching

[Miaka150]

@madridista7CR no, I watched it, it sucked

[tsuikyit5511]

you will need:handguns,uzi tec 9, mac10,ak47,M4,ray gun,riot shotgun spaz 12, USP,mp5,.357 Python,revolver,chisel/melee weapons,brass knuckles,gun clips and mags.

step 1 take out a gun and kill everybody

step 2 buy the airport for no cost at all

[tsuikyit5511]

step 1 get a car

step 2 run every1 over

tHe AiRpOrT iS yOuRs

[dvorak121]

Step 1: Walk through airport security...?

[labombina3]

why that guy in the suit 1:19 is checking out that old hag ass??

[RandomPonyProduction]

best game ever

[kAwaiilNgaQ13]

o.O this is crime LOL XD

[joedawg112]

call all 4 guys from "no russian

[wouterkyn]

Step 1: pick the shortest line

Step 2: sceam :"He has a gun."

step 3: repeat the proces !

[hippiechickie18]

@MyBeebles genius!

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@MyBeebles what if theres a white guy already screaming that! :(

[airsoftanator]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas woops.....

[xxGreatAlinaxx]

@MyBeebles you're racist :/

[madridista7CR]

@MyBeebles fuck you im a muslim

[xxGreatAlinaxx]

@madridista7CR i am too but you set off a bad example

[elliot424]

@madridista7CR im a pig 

[mdbr2]

@MyBeebles WTF wrong with you ?

[TeamLovatoRain]

@MyBeebles Fuck you asshole thats so racist! go to hell

[MyBeebles]

@TeamLovatoRain Meh, Muslims deserve it so I don't give a fuck tbh.

[CreepyLizard]

@MyBeebles Most Muslims are just people bro, they don't have a beard - they drink - they go clubbing and do whatever you guys do. Believe me I come from Bahrain. You're comments makes you come of as some ignorant foreigner about to wet his pants

[illidin25]

@CreepyLizard And muslims who have a beard are not people? It is Sunnah to have a beard.

[XxFightinDirtyxX]

@CreepyLizard Actually no, Muslims actually DON'T drink. haha

[Telamon8]

@MyBeebles

You just dug yourself deeper into the pile o' shit .

[maisjwad]

@MyBeebles youre so fucked noww.....

[kennedy072]

thats was just great the guy watching me at the back was a security guard in the airport

[deedmyster]

0:30 uh where did he lose half of a life???!!!

[Jcolinsol]

Conform to the rules and behave obediently to all authority instructions or your human rights will be negated.

Because that's how shit works in the free country.

[Mindraker1]

Pay $128/year to these guys because they are doing a sloppy job when my tax dollars are already padding their wallets and they are stealing my luggage? Fuck you, and your fat children.

[Makkealamarkus]

I tought this video helped me how to smuggle pot into plane trough an airport security :(

[tsuikyit5511]

step 1:get a AK47/M4 Carbine

step 2 : kill everybody in the airport

step 3 : THE AIRPORT IS YOURS!

[TheMISTERNO2]

@tsuikyit5511 stolen by me

[tsuikyit5511]

@TheMISTERNO2 ?????????????????????????

[TurkRitcha]

@tsuikyit5511 the only problem is there are 100s of cops with submachine guns