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  • Spai is Vermin Supreme.

  • A bloody melon sandvich ???

  • VERMIN SUPREME 2012!!!

  • @fsimmer1123

    I shall ride my Pony into the sunset.

  • I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT 0:13 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD lollolololool

  • Lol I love the part when the spy was mixing

  • who needs sleep anyways?

  • Mmmmh...It looks taste...

  • 0:18... I love that little stir..

  • Lost it at mahhd Lon

  • Usually heavy sometimes says "Sandvich makes me strong" after eating a sandvich. Now that he got served Butt Secks, is he going to say...?

  • Press 3 for... BUTTSECKS!!

  • @BillyTheFunny69 Buttsecks Buttsecks Bu bu bu bu bu bu Buttsecks!!!

  • 0:05 wallpaper please?

  • now thats why i preffer italian food

  • @angeldust117 same here

  • I'm in a catering course. I wish my teachers were like this.

  • i lost at 0:21

  • so he did 2 sandvichs! with a melon!@#

  • heavy got an erecvitch

  • LET US MICK, SUM BUTTSECK!

  • I lost it at melon.

  • They should've made Pyro the Chef...

  • 0:26 made me lol so hard XD

  • press 3 for -UTTSECKS

  • Let us make some BUTTSECKS

  • How does this not have more views?!?!?

    

  • 0:34 Spy slammed on the table?

  • OFF AGHHHH--Suggestion?

    ?_?

    MEH LOEN!!!

  • I. Eat. Your. Brain cells. I eat 'em all!

  • Mentlegen, let's make some buttsecks. :D

  • AAHHHH suggestion...........MEL-ON DUDUDUDUDUDUDUD Explosion, excellent!

  • i made buttsecks once.

    it tasted like rape

  • Top 3 Crazy TF2 Vid makers:

    - R33MIX

    - Scoutelite

    - RubberFruit

  • 0:32 boner

  • lol melon sandwich!

  • Let as/us dick some buttsex

  • @gnu191 Its "Let us make some buttsex!"

  • Oh, AHHHHHHHH suggestion?

  • MEY LON

  • Buttsecks:

    A type of sandvich where when melon is added, the entire thing turns to blackberry mush.

  • @RobloxManiac13 It's just a suggestion. You can add anything you want in buttsecks. anything.

  • Melon in buttsecks...

    I see what you did there scoutelite...

  • 0:34

    LOLOLOOL HEAVY GOT A BONER!

  • @MrCrazyian123 xD yea lol

  • mmmmmmm...butt sex...

  • I just love the randomness :P

  • Ummm Just dont eat BURNT sandviches please.

  • LMFAO at 0:42 XDDDDD

  • Spy, you can cook me dinner, breakfast, lunch any day.

  • my god this is win XD

  • The best part was when the heavy got a boner and it hit the table.

  • oof AAAH suggestion?

  • 0:33 heavy has a boner

  • i just had a weirdest boner in my life

  • 'egg salad'

  • 0:02 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • i loved the "AAAAA suggestion.........me-lawn"

  • Let us make some buttsex

  • buttsecks just happens to be my favorite dish

  • let us maek sum buttsecks

  • OM NOM NOM OM NOM ONOM NOM MON NOM

  • 0:34 did heavy push the table up... WITH HIS ERECTION!?

  • @theegabisstranded Good observation

  • @theegabisstranded

    i think he did

  • @Captain Obvious

    yes

  • @theegabisstranded "Dispensin' an erection !" /Engineer

  • I'm like the Heavy. When i'm hungry, I go in head first!

  • Uf a sugestion? Meh lon!

  • Je suis le Chef Spy !!

  • I just realized it's this video's birthday

  • LET UWS MAEK SUM BUTTSECKS

  • fuck i love this

    

  • How To Cook Butsecks

    First get A Boot Hat

    Second Stur The Pot At A Fast Speed

    Third Throw A Box Out The Window

    Forth Add A Suggested Melon

    5th Smash It In The Pot

    6th Stur At Super Sonic Speed Until It Causes A Explosion

    And You Should be Done With 2 Buttsecks

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  • Burned sandwich gives Heavy boner

  • Lol buttsecks looks alot like a burnt sandvitch :P

  • 0:33 heavy got a boner ? LOL

  • press 1 for GENTELMEN!

    press 2 for HAT CHANGE!!!!

    press 3 for BUTTSEX!!!!

    press 4 for RANDOM BOX THROW

    press 5 for .........MEH LONE!!!!!!!

    press 6 for EXPLOSION BOOM!!

    press 7 for EUUUGH!!!

    press 8 for SERVING

    press 9 for *SPLASH* ONMHONMONMONOM!!!

  • sububububububububububscribed!

  • How do you make these???

  • That's how I cook! Put random shit together while being an idiot!

  • Spy stirs like a BOSS

  • OOH!

    *BONE*

  • Erectin' a heavy!

  • you should make a video that's a few minutes long, like a sketch thing.

    Srsly.

  • Just take the butt

    and the secks

    and put zem together!

  • Did heavy just get a boner? :o

  • Anyone else find it painful that he slammed his face down into that toothpick LOL

  • Heavy: Buttsecks is deilicious!

    Dude that was epic cooking xD

  • And I thought the Swedish Chef was batshit insane o_o

  • I see spys face...piss

  • THAT. LOOKS. DELICIOUS

  • 0:33 heavys erection hits the table

  • I want some of Spy's fantastic buttsex!

  • wait, did the heavy get an erection at 0:34 ?? the table bounced up where heavy was sitting O__O

  • let us make buttsecks!

  • i just love this video!

    MELON!

  • AAAAHHH Suggestion? Melon!

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  • Oh shit

  • -gets a boner- oooh....mmmerde

  • May i make AAAAAAA sugjeshchin?

  • Let us meek sum buttsecks!!

  • i believe we found Rubberfruit's dealer

  • Recipe for buttsex

    Ingredients: 1 jumble of off-camera crap

    1. Put shoe on head and place ingredients in pan. Stir with ladle.

    2. Throw out block of tofu cause it's nasty.

    2.a. AAAAH suggestion: adding a MEH-LONE here gives the dish a citrusy taste.

    3. Transfer mixture to washtub and stir with stick.

    4. Heat in oven until it explodes.

    5. Serve charred to a crisp.

  • @Evertide05 6. get a boner cuz its "magnificent" 7. EAT !

  • @Evertide05 That`s amazing xD.

  • @Evertide05 Delicious...

  • @Evertide05

    You forgot the eggs.

    0:00

  • @Evertide05 Good recipe, but you don't taste buttsecks.

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  • Random question, but why does the title have to have "French" in it? We already know the spy's French. But, really, this is an excellent video.

  • Let us maek some BUTTSECKS

  • I renamed my sandvich 'Ze Buttsecks' because of this

  • Why is the hat changing bit so lulzy?

  • I was rofling until he just came out of nowhere and said "let us make buttsex"

    then it was awkward o_o

  • And I thought RubberFruit was fucked up

  • Let us EAT

  • let us make some BUTTSEX

  • Did anyone else notice that Heavy got a boner at 0:34?

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  • Sandwich + melon?................BRILLIAN­T

  • The way he shoves that melon in the pan makes me laugh.

  • Anyone else getting weird lines when watching in fullscreen?

  • anyone else gets weird squares when watched in fullscreen?

  • melown

  • Scout: Urgh!

    Heavy: OOH!

    *Heavy's erection hits the table*

    I cannot stop cracking up. XD

  • LEET UZ MAK SOME BUTTSEX

  • that face at 0:23 always cracks me up. xD

  • The sandwich bled!

    Poor sandwich...

  • 0:43 It looks like his face was splattered all over the table... :D

  • 80

  • MUTTSECKS

  • 00:07-I tried doing that face and I ended up in a mental home

  • BUTSECKS

  • 00:34 heavy boner XD

  • So, heavy sees the sandvich and gets a boner?

  • The video was loading so I watched another video called "Huntsman in a nutshell"...

    as the video started the heavy got a boner... go watch the video and youll see what i mean

  • press 3 for buttsecks

  • Ahem.. Recipe?

  • cant stop watcing.

  • Best buttsexx ever.

  • One suggestion?

    ME-lon!

  • 0:33 heavy boner

  • Guys, it's 'NICK', as in steal.

    Let us nick some buttsex!

  • Press 5 for the spy to whistle at you.

  • LET US MAEK SOM BOTTSECKS! Greatest line ever.

  • I literally can't contain my laughter ANY time I watch 0:13

  • This spy needs a Michelin star.

  • lettuce maek sum butsecks :P

  • press 9 for the best part of the video.

  • Laughed so hard I cried!

  • L3T U5 M4K3 5UM BUTS3X :3

  • Burned Sandvich gives Heavy a booner

  • @Warkera looks more like a chocolate cake :3

  • What was that under the table? O.o

  • @LordCHull Heavy Boner Guy

  • @LordCHull

    That my son was an erection it happens when a man is aroused by something, in heavy's case a filthy poo sandvich.

  • AAAAHHHH Suggestion?

  • @stormdumb MEHLOUN???

  • @stormdumb ME-LON!

  • Let us make some buttsecks!

  • 0:34 Heavy had a boner.

  • 0:34 Heavy got a boner??!

  • I died at the sight of the thumbnail

  • @GuyInATopHat

    omg me too

  • Would you like more herp with that derp, sir?

  • Were those bloody or poopy sandwiches? X'D

  • I thought I knew the definition of random. But then I watched this.

    This is so funny XD

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