Super Mario Rescues the Princess "UNCENSORED"

[thekrakenism]

GAWD! What a bitch lol xD

[bardcorebush]

@MacXmedia Why are you giving a lecture, its comedy!

[stratfordtiger14]

fuck that shit

[ColLuvsFred]

by the way, by the way XD

[MKDISGREEK]

oyaoy

[BloodDrinker1231]

Ah..Screw this..Ey dragon!! you can have her!!!

[maxy104]

i LOVE MARIO!!!!!!!

[nzchic123]

by the way, by the way

[MaDFuRiT86]

sucka my dick

[rhymeswith0r4n63]

hey im the one with the boner so... jackpot!

[hella2009]

XDDDD

[shyheim333]

it was hard it was really hard LMAO

[PillerAngel72]

FAILTACULAR!

[athends]

mario kicks @ss

[manaxable]

never mess with mario!

[GodheadsDamnation]

@tmoseleyrdh stop spaming..

[applepie4able]

im starting to think that peach gets captured for the attention

[aficionadadelatinos]

Lol, ud think the bitch would be grateful, shit. Considering how many times we had to rescue her dumbass, lmfao! There was only one, just ONE, instance where it was switched (in super princess peach for the nintendo ds) but the only reason why she could do so was cuz she went fckin hormonal on bowsers bitchass minions, lmfao!

[cardtrinityfy990]

lol it's thru she seis mario you did it you saved my and after that she say that she don't know him lamoooo but funi :)))

[ParaChomp]

Seth was funny at times but he lost all of it quickly. This is proof and pathetic. Such would never even happen and all of the contradictions!

[toonguy40]

1:36 if she doesnt know him then how did she know his name was mario in 1:13 :/ loophole,then again,this is funny as $hit

[xCrazywaffleladyx]

@toonguy40 oh woah.. ur right

[iluvbluepeeps]

i wonder why ppl HAVE to comment on what the cartoon character just said like 10 sec. ago...?

[lnknprkfn96]

And by duh wayyy, by duh wayyy, i didn't just leap a bunch mushroooms, i had to jump over these turtle shell dingys, and it was hard, it was really really hard.

[dorkiesanman]

well i'm the 1 with the boner hehe

[FreeKid1337]

lol

[CSSMr5CSS]

download plants vs zombies on my channel!

[Wolfen3lit]

xDDD

[Maltemackmannen]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol

[houseofjanzen]

This is the most pathetic excuse for entertainment I've ever seen.

[lnknprkfn96]

@houseofjanzen u have awful taste and y would u just comment to make people pissed?

[dracskar09]

yeah, actually i have to agree with houseofjanzen, this really isn't good. And as a side note, Family Guy just no longer has any entertaining aspects at all. Everything they do just goes too far. Somewhere along the way Seth just lost everything that made the show funny.

[awesomesauce980]

im sry i have to disagree but thats just my oppinion

[svu1376]

what is with evryone and killing princess peach/ toadstool?

[RubbaBannMann]

"i'm not asking you to suck my dick. all i want is a kiss"

"i'm not kissing you"

"ok. fuck this. fuck it. dragon, you can have her"

[dragon08000]

crap

[DaddyMack1]

Lmfao you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad rofl that's hilarious!!!!

[pressden43]

by the way, by the way...

[hasp880912]

"Jesusa Christa I'm not asking you to sucka my dick, I'm just asking for a kissa" pfhahahahahhaahha :D

[mandoor71710]

on the preveiw i like " the dargon must be slyad" then "thats just carzy shit ur tslkin right there king"

[icepie011]

all i know that if bowser was a kopa he would look beter if he is a gombaa he will look more ugly then an a asshole.

[soccergirl051]

lmao!!! oh yeah, if you watch Luigi Finally Snaps, mario does get with peach

[MrArgsnart]

@soccergirl051 sure does :)

[07broly]

lmao

[Joshjango]

Ha ha ha ha!!!! Soooo funny

[megaballer50]

ok dragon you can have her...

hes a dang turtle!!!

[TheSirMagus]

megaballer50

Well, Kinda.... crossing between Dragon and Turtle.

Dragon Turtle... Cause turtles normally don't spit fire =P Dragons do.

[snakefish18]

Actually I read in my super mario galaxy guide book that Bowser was suppose to be a Kappa.

[TheSirMagus]

@ snakefish18

Then I guess a Kappa is a Dragon Turtle =P

[megaballer50]

why even bother? hes too retarded to reach for the axe in the first place, why call him anything?

[TheSirMagus]

@megaballer50

I dunno, cause humans are too curious I guess...

just like how scientists could have made a black hole that would have sucked up our planet by making electrons travel at the speed of light and crashing into each other, cause they wanted to know how the universe was created...

Just cause they wanted to know =P

[JONNOG88]

This animation short. Is actually better then the whole Super Mario Movie that was made in the early 90's.

[Mackmaine30]

@friedbacon88 go suck a dick ok stop coming on here with your shit ! just appreciate the video ass hole

[OPMcClellan]

"I'm not asking you to sucka my dick, all I want is a kiss!"

[malapalcica333]

bye du way!!hahahhahha

[MindWraith02]

i saw this... its by far the worst thing ive ever seen in my life... o.0

[FriedBacon88]

The only taste I share with mcfarlane is his taste in music

[nissanguy420]

@friedbacon88

then why are you watching this video

[FriedBacon88]

@nissanguy420

well there is music in it, isn't there?

use your head before you say something

you think is topical and witty.

[TheBurnedTomato]

U gota captured by something that goes on mushwoom

[thecrazykid84]

Fuck this Fuck it!!!

[AlwaysWillBeNeutral]

"ok fuck this, fuck it...hey dragon you can have her..."

LMAOOOOOOO epic ^_^

[COZZ3R007]

lolololol "jesusa christ im not askin u to sucka my dick all i want is a kees

[MizzBreezy85]

hahahahahah! I'm not asking you to sucka my dicka, all I want is a kees lol!

[Pawpaw14RS]

IM not asking you to sucka my dicka lmao

[ForceRecon198]

Peeach the Biatch.

[DeathToChaosGods]

Peach is a whore

[DeathToChaosGods]

pardon me, was a whore

[DeathToChaosGods]

jesus-a-christ! I'm not asking you to suck-a-my deek, all I'm asking for is a keese!

[mayb33m3]

HILORIOUS XDDD

[elalaouisosseynabil]

baaaaaaaaah the way

[generaltobi]

NERDS!!!!!!

[TWebb4]

"Well you're the one that got kidnapped by mushrooms. I mean. How the fuck does that happen?"

"You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad"

LOL

[starfletcher1]

nad baaah the waaay baaaah the waaay

omfg lmfao

[skitmen]

that was deep :D

[timmiy2000]

omg i got that dvd!

[EDDIEinWAR]

omg we dont care!

[x3MADdiix3x]

lmfao that was cute .

[lebruce76]

yumm... peaches :)

[123gas321]

"Hey dragon, you can have her" Epic lol

[SuperSonic1ify]

This was awesomeness.

[hoodcartooniez]

ha ha...

[sky30456]

"you were captured by mushrooms how the fuck dose that happen!?"

LOLZ

[hokage97531]

lol this was posted right on my birthday :P

[squrrleywithrabyes]

i jump and get da star then it go do do do do do do lol funny stuff

[jorge5088]

u suck cleanse thesoul

[tcgoodone]

u got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad,  lol

[drgoth13]

very funny stuff

[TwistedTrainWreck]

Seth Mcfarlane creates some of the worst comedy ever, this was ok tho

[capthavic]

that's why rescuing the princess is for ****ies XD

[MissSomething9]

btw xd

[komasupernova]

the mario's italian emphasis is fantastic!!!

[steyr177]

HAHAHA! damn good! :D:D

[sixfeetundermeans2me]

haha take that you ungrateful bitch

[CleanseTheSoul]

I'm not asking you to sick my dick! Jesus...

Haha

[monkofshades]

Dragon? LOLWUT?

[Chefodeath]

Seth Mcfarlane,

Please do us all a favor and refrain from molesting our cherished childhood memories with your dry and tired excuse for comedy.

[TehLoneWanderer]

@Chefodeath :

Too bad it's funny for people who don't stare at PG slapstick all day

[Catmanthefirst]

wtf was tht... still funny tho lol

[hernandadmx]

she meant like know know hang with...

[zinx43267]

uh mario, bowser isn't a dragon, he's a koopa

[dumbkid1234]

@zinx43267

which is a shelled dragon lol

[zinx43267]

no they smaller koopas can't breathe fire

[hokage97531]

you just ruined my childhood...

[zinx43267]

how did i

[hokage97531]

you just said bowser is a koopa, i always thought mario was a dragon-ass-pwner

[zinx43267]

well bowser is a spiked shelled, fire breathing turtle, if you've seen brawl or bowser's inside story he gets even bigger and stronger

[tonnot98]

n-nothings happening---im not a prince---your a sick basterd---well im the one with the boner so jack pot for me LOL

[pearlypoop]

that was fucked up lol

[snowymech]

wait...if she dint know who mario was,then how did she know his name...

p.s FTW

[Garath120]

Heard bowser say his name, maybe? Imagination, kid :)

''Argh, I hear that Mario is on the way! :@''

[pikaman360]

hehehehe

[moviegurl21]

LMAO i love the star song haha

[truami]

Seth, here is a bit.... the four horsemen of the apocalypse sitting at the programmed system that they received to bring existence to near non-existence but then they all have the sense that if they push.... the red button... they can never have this yearning feeling of wanting to push... the red button.... again. Then they all walk away and have a smoke.

[tri708]

2:31 xD

[sidearmsalpha]

Man, can't wait for a Zelda parody!

[Gunnerzsd]

then i get the star and it goes da da da da

[boch615]

And by da way, by da way...

[maggot14djyim]

lol 1:46

[zblink182]

your gay

[gatoraidsU]

marios voice sounds like stewie when he says "by the way by the way"

[LonghornDynasty]

P: wow, you jumped a couple of mushrooms, i so impresed

M: well ur the one who was captured by mushroom i mean how the fuck did that happen? LMFAO

[jakelol1995]

LMFAO!! well done seth XD

[funnydrole]

wouah

[162dude]

"Jesusa Christ ima not aska you ta sucka ma dick" LMFAO

[milkynat]

and the "leteteteletehteh" LOLOLOLOL

[WorldWalker128]

Good thing that THAT mario wasn't the mario from Nintendo and the Princess from that was NOT the princess from the mario games. Otherwise I'd have been scarred for life and Nintendo's mascot would have been Link.

[laicheong]

but bowser actually captures peach cus he loves her and wants to marry her... he wouldn't just bite her head off like that really

[atatyrknumber1]

Well in this video he was apperantly hungry, so yeah.....

[Izone508]

LOL oka dragon have her

[crazyboy111ful]

the adverts b4 were crap but the rest was good especially when princess peach got her head yanked off and mushed into bowsers stomach

[DeRon911]

You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad LMFAO for real though if cant give him one lousy kiss she deserves to get eaten

[Stonedorc]

hes got a good point. all he was asking for was a kiss. not suck my dick or let me eat your pussy out. just one kiss,im with him fuck it let her get eaten.

[bobds1]

;o; this is sooooo funny!!!

[itachiisnotemo]

"i'm not aska you to sucka ma dick"

[upakyou]

I LOVE HOW MARIO SAYS "BY THE WAY"!

[shrodu]

Oh wow...The only censors were on DICK and FUCK....Right, Everybody knows those words by now....BTW, Give up, Seth.

[derd2re2r]

your damn well right

[shrodu]

Thanks

[RyanTaylorrz]

Wtf are you on about "Give up, Seth"?!

[FREEDEJATAYLOR]

bahahahahabahahahahhaha

[lolerskates0901]

0:33 , hilarious

[TheMegaafroman]

THE FUCK! 0:35! SICK! XD

[KartalovesKiba]

this was so funny!

[foopdeedoop]

this is part of family guy

[Sabertooth1000000000]

Robot Chicken ripoff.

[jamesdaddy]

go a mario

[match219]

Found at kmart for 5 dollars

[Alexanderson1988]

by the way lOL

[DiamondHearts16]

wow

[sepulsagaz]

oaiuhaoiuhaoiauhaoiuahaoiuh!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mimer101]

women...:P

[ChupuFox]

Dog + tin foil hat + microwave = APOCOLYPSE.

[gothemoandverymad]

omg that is realkly funny i loved the start too.

[TheNaughtyShorty]

Bonerr whooohoooooooooooooooo

[4sostrander]

lol stewies voice

[DavidPlim]

@4sostrander its the same guy >>

[Qwampa]

thats not stewies voice.

[tylerandweston]

lol the best part is 2:31

[OminaOne]

2:00 -> you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad :p

[RaphaniacZX]

2:32 mmmmmmmmm!

[Quake161]

Shes musta tasted really good.

[sweeter1900]

haha!

[OnThatPowder]

shhhahahahah i shit shat my slong in your hair!

[kuwait0093]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

[PaulieWaRior]

2:27

[LassesIndex]

The starting ad fills 25% of this video... -.-

[Sydneyloveable]

LOLZ

[mustamu]

jezusa christ, im not ask you to sucka my dick XD

[senselesschaos]

@mustamu lol

[Nunousity666]

lol

[Patrick200717]

Mario being rejected lol!

[pivitdude]

dada da dadadada da da