TENGA-EGG-WEVY

[hollowcaustic]

All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't fuck Humpty Dumpty back together again

[GridXLu]

How did I get here

[htown77087]

i was just wondering..does it make pussy farts? a more realistic feel to it i think

:))

[Kadano1]

@htown77087 yes, it does. some models (of those ive tried, only micro wavy, also known as silky at intimategadgets com, where one goes for ~3€) have less texture so you can force the air out and it is almost silent.

[petersteele67]

WTF ?! Oo

[Helenalexzhang]

What's that gooey thing for?

[xXTianaXx]

@Helenalexzhang It's lube.......................

[naruto4sakura4sasuke]

O_o

[JohnnyJohnW]

Wavy

[RileyTheCharmedOnes]

I love you guys FUNNY commented , Haha....

He should record more after he go clean the egg...

LOL

[MiGhTyMoUsE187Clan]

Thumbs up if you wana see deleted scenes lol

[GENERALBLAIS]

no wonder what he did after his video

[jakxzero]

Wow new toys on the kinder surprise

[dcdweerawardhana]

adf (dot) ly/2R9ak

[flo261983]

and now he is going to use it ^^

[heeh2]

I feel awkward when he starts fingering it.

[javi12345emocpj]

XDDDDD

[hottenga]

zapraszam na hottenga.pl

[hottenga]

zapraszam na

[mathkor89]

what the hell is this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ? condom ?

[oTokyoLove]

@mathkor89 sex toy..

[XSevenSonata]

@mathkor89 A Male Masturbator product, To be proper.

[stuldupedziwko]

i poszedł zwalić konia

[MrSmithPNS]

can reuse?

[StrawberryShrtcake17]

Want

[alexramsaymusic]

30 seconds after posting this video, the egg was fucked

[Rewayah]

@alexramsaymusic Loool!!! X,D

[helloraheel]

Its reallly osome

[quaqmireful]

LOL the packet is like ramen powder soup!

[TheDaniel7310]

i thought it was for eating O-O

[Bangoustine]

stop put your finger in, this is disgusting

[badboy1475369]

cool but will it blend?

[shuhelali]

hey's it's Easter soon (now 14 April 11). I'm scared I might mix up the Easter eggs to the family with this thing :o

[Jaime728]

@shuhelali if you do, can i be part of your family just to take a few? they're expensive little eggs xD

[shuhelali]

@Jaime728 but they don't taste very nice with toast :(

[Jaime728]

@shuhelali put your jam inside it first... oh god thats... yeah i've said enough

[NashaRussiaZV]

это приспособление для дрочки чтоли?!фууу...как мерзко..

[halo3odstgeek]

To thedeadserv, it's not that they need it, it's just that they aren't good enough to get a real one

[thedeadserv]

@halo3odstgeek u know, i just happened to check in here again cuz someone replied to my comment (that wasn't you) if you want to reply to me, you actually HAVE to click REPLY....

and in reply to your comment: LOL!

[Avrilxchan]

sooo this thing is like if ur too lazy to masterbate yourself this thing does it for you..? O_o

[3DSCat]

nah does not seem vary tight at all..whats the point of a lose pussy?

[thedeadserv]

THIS IS A SINGLE USE PRODUCT.

Thumb this up for all the ignorant folks... seriously... they need it lol!

[Whoizcasper]

LOOl my sister just gave me one of these we didnt know what it was so i searched it wtf man thats weird!

[revlucio86]

y para que coño sirve??

[Axelrlz]

@revlucio86 hahaha que pelmaSSo

[alcabrunco]

esse produto é uma porcaria. uma fraude! não comprem. o produto é oco e se desgasta muito facilmente. em menos de um mês o tenga egg que comprei na loja do prazer estava em frangalhos! kkk na propaganda o produto parece sempre melhor do que é mas esse egg é um grande golpe. NÃO COMPREM.

[CyberEu]

@alcabrunco

É de tanto você usar. Usa todo dia vai acabar rápido mesmo.

[alcabrunco]

@CyberEu Que espécie de consumidor é voce? eu usei o produto por MENOS DE UM MES!! E você não acha que ele se desgatou muito rápido!!

[thedeadserv]

@alcabrunco lol, és mto otário. lê as instrucções. É um produto descartável de USO ÚNICO!

GUYYYYYS's don't be idiots like this arse I replied to, this is a SINGLE USE PRODUCT. It's not meant to last! It's a one night stand!

[Killroi99]

@thedeadserv ive gotten 5 uses

[thedeadserv]

@Killroi99 ..oh... uhm... thanks for.... sharing.... awkward lol

[Larsernxd]

single single single single single single single single.........

[UberToober]

Lmao, that lube looks like it had a thick consistency,

Wouldn't it be funny if those tricky Asians put glue in instead and then you had this egg glued to your dick?

[youshouldknowmee]

Ooooooo~~ mommy mommy i wan one of those so cute <3

um sure what is it ?

dad's like um can i borrow that for when ur mom pretends 2 sleep?

teenage son's like yeah i think i will get one 2

cheaper than a girl friend

mom's like what?

[akane1412]

Must be awesome to be a guy D:

[lotrfreak2010]

@akane1412 Naw, we get multiple orgasms :3.

[dickztoyzreviews]

You can wash them out and use them... watch videos of them in action at TENGAFAN . just google it

[PeaceLoveWomen]

couldnt u wash em out and use it again?

[QuirXify]

A rubber vagina, lol.

[siuhoho2669]

you are professtional!

[blackcusedlady]

dit bezorgt een man pas een kut gevoel!!

[Sypher782]

Christmas list NAO

[stemylee]

It looks like something you would wear to keep your dick warm....

[mrmoriman]

Develloped by NASA!!

[llamadan40]

@mrmoriman ..and apple

[digitallolita]

This item for finger use right?

[oonemesisoo1337]

wtf that thing is tiny, how could I get even half my penis in that?

[Masterpicher]

@oonemesisoo1337 watch the how to use a tenga egg video, then you'll see =/

[Sacherz]

@oonemesisoo1337 it stretches like tis super stretchy, watch the "Tenga Egg" actual commercials. ull see it demonstrated on a ...phallic object. 

[jeremejVEVO]

面白いですねぇ。

[CharlieC213]

haha in the end hes like and now if you excuse me i got to go play with it

[missy192]

WOW! hahaha you're fingering her good ;D

[tskxnewb]

@missy192 like how you would like it? ;D

[Engelhafen]

I got one and yeah it feels great on my finger!

[Indipuk]

its one use only

[LittlexLola]

bleh that thing grosses me out

[TheBigchuckE]

wwwBUYTENGAEGGScom is having a sale on these. I got a 50% discount for buying 6.

[letterbekmen]

is it reusable?

[nrdesign1991]

@letterbekmen if you clean it

[seethefight]

I love how he unwraps it like its Christmas morning. I got mine at BuyTengaEggs(dot)com lol

[blott1978]

I love how he put it away like he wasn't going to use it immediately.

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[victorvalenzuela87]

i want one, really. I'm going to buy that shit.

[tampicomx]

mom, my Kinder Surprise has a strange toy...

[Rewayah]

@tampicomx Lolz! Lolz! Lolz!! XD

[medevilseven]

then he shoved this up his ass

[XArcane]

Haha, he puts it back in it's shell like he isn't going to use it immediately.

[Dragonemperor15]

Are these one time use?

[paultje162]

@Dragonemperor15 yoiu car reuse

[Engelhafen]

you can use a carrot naelotheunknown

[snorkel321]

5 bucks on dealextreme!

[stoz99]

hahaha hes fingering an egg

[layger7]

AND NOW HAVE FUN :D

[david942k]

I wonder what he did with the egg..

[fivefoflow]

He used it for a wank.

[xXKentoXx]

i'd slip this into the easter egg hunt this year

[lovepeacebliss]

@xXKentoXx hahhahahahaha now that would be funny!!!

[theMilkz]

haha. the lubricant packet looks like instant noodle flavouring powder. :p

[firespikez]

@theMilkz you mean it wasn't???

oh shit

[Rewayah]

@theMilkz Looool!!! XD

[Mantrousers]

I used this in my stand up routine recently. Check my Japandemic channel to see the comedy set. :)

[WilliamT618]

My meat is way too large for these small pieces of rubber.

[killerskillet]

I guess hat makes you the coolest guy on youtube.

[irizarry56]

were are these sold......

[extreme003]

only can use one time??

fuck!!!

[bubaks2]

when u run out of lube use saliva? just blow ur nose into the thing and u will have all the lube u need.

[1994Kevork]

@bubaks2 hahahahaha

[mrunleashme]

I have a similar version to these in stock.

£6.99 plus £1.10 postage for single egg

£34.99 plus £2.50 postage for a case of 6

Payment through paypal. Msg me for details

[ZombieIrish]

I want a penis just to use this.

[divinedido]

lol

and these are pretty cool, too bad they're for one use only

[Dragonemperor15]

@ZombieIrish Seriously the best comment ever.

[moanluvingguy2009]

@ZombieIrish Its a nice toy to use, but overall i think girls have better toys than guys

[AvasDevilsAdvocate]

@ZombieIrish Haha, I think everyone does! I was just going to say the same thing- it just looks awesome!

[junkyturd]

@ZombieIrish i'll give you mine

[shuhelali]

@ZombieIrish my wife says I shpuld get one too :(

[MasticArte]

Japan XD

[biporio]

Ok, I got many things to say:

1. Hehe, that's so small.

2. I would be the first to buy a automated device. You know, something that i don't need to use my hands.

3. Oh, the Japan...

[xxxlancealotxxx]

@biporio google real touch

[biporio]

When people negatives comments like that, it just makes me laugh louder.

[jonnnyclear]

well it's better than using your RAW hand, to bad it's too expensive

[kitarobbie]

Yes, that's right, he's putting GLUE INTO THE SEX TOY.  What kind of fucking idiot are you?!

[rrbaars]

read the specs first idiot its sent with a sachet of japanese lubrication

[EmperorKarsa]

As cool as that may feel, Rosie Palm and some hand lotion is much cheaper.

[KuraKaze]

They're one use only.

[ilikefoodxD]

So after one use, the lubricant would be all used up, and you'd have to buy a new one? Way to spend your money, guys.

[alogli]

i assume you could turn it inside out like in the beinning of the vid and refill with other lubricant...

[1cheeselova]

wow really?

your dumb as hell, you can buy more lube or just use saliva

[espectaculardavidrcq]

Tengo curiosidad por probarlo...........

[OnionRings4Life]

The future kinder egg.

[thehoeslaper]

is it better than going lefty? is it like a real beaver? i want one

[WTCHME]

What do you think this guy did after the video?

[JDnx]

xbox?

[hedwiggy]

if I was a dude, I don't think I'd want to have sex with that.

[JDnx]

i wouldnt exactly call it having sex... mor like jerkin it

[AcerSiXX]

@hedwiggy if you were a dude you'd want to have sex with pretty much ANYTHING!!! =)

[naelotheunknown]

now we ALL know what you did right after making this video... :)

[romeprince11]

pathetic and expensive

fleshlight owns this

[keevwolfgang]

Most fleshlights I've seen go into the 70's and some are over a 100, these go for 8 bucks a pop. I don't think you've looked up the prices for these.

[C2ThaRAD]

i ripped one on the first try LOL

[buttersbutt]

I just ran across this video of this thing and was like "what the hell is this?, some kind of pre-packaged boiled egg?"

[niggerchild69]

How the fuk do you use one of these?

my dick is bigger than 3 inches

i don't get it

[Jessica3605]

its made of rubber your stick your dick in it and pull it up and down

[Cassan39]

asians made it dude

[carlos1234567898765]

whats it for?  kidding :P

[D1G17ALPH33R]

they're multiple use

[Tektribe808]

are these onetime use toy bio-degradable?

[mientkicycek]

mozna to na twardo ugotować?! :D

[stoningking]

only one packet of lube?

[elvisjonesus]

Can it go in the recycle bin ?

[skizmic]

@elvisjonesus Maybe compost bin?

[gothictiller12]

tenga makes the best sleeves

[fataldeception]

unluckily for you, the japanese manufacture and invent the best in consumer products. tenga products are actually much better than the fleshlight - but if you can't afford them, then why not aye?

take the tenga flip.. its rated the best toy for a reason.

[Rolanda1974]

The egg is very elastic and streches out a hell of a lot, believe me. You can take them almost all the way down. I sell them in my shop and the tenga eggs are a very big success. All the guys that tried the egg, are impressed by it.

[MaliciousMal]

that egg is way too small, if you're gonna spend the money, upgrade

[Sospiro1209]

theyre too expensive, me and my friend are gonna share one

[PeachsX]

eww gross why would you share something you masturbate with?

[Sospiro1209]

dont judge me

[nuke888]

rotfl !

[butterkunt]

people shake hands, no?

[PriusRider]

lol?