Mitch Hedberg on 'That 70's Show'

[FlameOnMyParade]

Resume:

That 70's show

Acting not like I'm surprised when I make a pool shot

[MoldytoasterMedia]

The guy that bought the hot dog is the guy from Dude Where's My Car.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Uh, no der.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB What does that mean? I'm sorry, i speak English.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia It means "No Shit, Sherlock".

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB My name is Jonathan

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Your name is dumbass.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB It's spelled "you're" not "your".

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Right. Say that in your head. "You are name is dumbass". Nice grammar, Hemingway.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB I already told you my name is Jonathan.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Nice to meet you, Jonass. Or dumbjon, your pick.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB Matthew 15:1:1 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

Try not using so many mean words, it doesn't make God happy.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Me 101: Thou shalt not quote bible verse to me, lest thou kisseth my ass.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB Why? Are you a nihilist or something?

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia No, just a guy who hates it when religious nutwads quote scripture to me.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB God is love. If you bring him into your life it will help remove your hate.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia God IS hate. He has proven his hate to myself and to humanity many, many, MANY times.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB Well, at-least you believe he exists.  That's good.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia When the hell did I say THAT? God is a mere concept that allows people to fool themselves into thinking they understand the origin of a vast, incomprehensible universe in which humanity's existence is a mere drop in the sea that is reality.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB You said you think God is hate. If you believe his is something, then you believe he exists. 

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia I figured you would be more compliant if I modified my opinion into your language.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB You also said you're not a nihilist. If you're not a nihilist, then you must believe in some higher power in some form.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Yes. I believe in the marvellous power of science. All hail Knowledge!

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB Science has proven that perpetual motion isn't posible.

So think hundreds of trillions of years from now. Eventually all humans will die.

Everything everyone has ever done and will ever do is meaningless without a higher power.

It's extremely naive to think your life has any meaning if you don't believe in a higher power.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia So basically you're creating an imaginary friend for yourself in the hopes that it will ultimately give your life meaning. And I'M the naïve one. Right.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Besides, no one needs God to give their life meaning. Sure, humanity is going to die, everything will! But that's not for billions of years! What gives your life meaning is what you make of your life RIGHT NOW. The contributions you provide to yourself, your family, and your community are what really matter. Not the belief in some ethereal being.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB "What gives your life meaning is what you make of your life RIGHT NOW"

lol. Telling yourself that your life has meaning doesn't make it true. But whatever helps you sleep at night buddy. I guess they're right ignorance is bliss.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Yes. I'M ignorant. How's your imaginary cloud buddy doing?

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB I'm not sure how he's doing, I never hear back from him when I pray.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia That might be because he doesn't exist.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB We won't know for sure until we die. It's called faith.

But i do know that if he isn't real, than life is meaningless.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia That's very closed-minded and pessimistic of you.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB It's the truth though.

"A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it." - David Stevens

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia So nearly everyone in North America believes in Christianity, soooo.... yeah. Thanks for proving my point!

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB I don't think you understand what proof is.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Neither do you if you believe in Yahweh.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@GdoubleWB I don't claim to have proof he is real, i just have faith that he is real.

[GdoubleWB]

@MoldytoasterMedia Good for you. Like you said, ignorance is bliss. Have fun, bliss boy!

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@MoldytoasterMedia The bible says that pride is the greatest sin. And it takes a whole lot of pride to make believe that your life has any meaning without a higher power.

[Nero50Z]

@MoldytoasterMedia: No it doesn't, it just takes some initiative. Instead of thinking that meaning has been handed to you by a higher power, you go out and *create* meaning by living a good life. Like the old saying goes, life is what you make of it.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@Nero50Z Think a trillion years from now. Do you really think it makes a difference if you "live a good life"? And what does that even mean? Who decides what a "good life" is?

[blusuck]

i used to have both legs, i still do but i used too aswell

[TaylorRocksOutLoud]

like i said, i did not lose a leg in vietnam xD

[piratebutty]

@tak4e4 ohh, R.I.P MR. FUNNY

[piratebutty]

@tak4e4 wat happened?¿

[tak4e4]

@piratebutty he passed in 2005 :(

[Clardol]

Mitch Hedberg was so very funny.

[tak4e4]

I freaking miss Mitch Hedberg.

[xnobody777x]

@tak4e4 fuck you

[repelghosts]

Miss you honey ...Gemma ..tears

[reilly1288]

Mitch AND Joseph Gordon-Levitt. What a phenomenal episode

[AlisonMMGood]

He's funny being himself -- he's not being asked to act!

[blindreefer]

Love the guy but he was kind of a shitty actor

[lyricaladyable]

One of my favorite comics

[Aaronthegreatest]

Holy shit....is this where he got his start or something?

[SillySeaWeed]

@Aaronthegreatest Oh no! Mitch had been doing the rounds on the comic circuit since the early to mid-nineties. He had a huge cult following and I'm sure a number of people on 'That 70's Show' wanted him on as a guest star because they liked his work.

[Racingirl911]

@magx01 Well said, and I say DITTO!

[magx01]

Hedberg was so awesome.

[munecaeburro]

Like i said, i did not lose a leg in VietNam... Hahaha