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  • HOLY CRAB !!! =o)

  • That giant crab WON'T let you through...just like at Peter Griffin's house.

  • @Katazka: Super effective.

  • 0:59 Nom nom nom

  • ... Maagikarp used splash... yeah.

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!

  • wats the fish doing ?????

  • poor crab...

  • All crabs beware! There's meat on the lose and it's hungry for your flesh. Oh, and didn't I mention the part where the meat is also GIANT?

  • oooooooom nom nom nom

  • Little Fish : Please sir i want some...more?

    Crab:MOAAAARRRR?!

    Little Fish:Yes sir.

    Crab:Stay away from VODKAAAAA!!!

  • @rendijsmysterio so dumb and out of context

  • The crab uses real time weapon change!

  • Creative use of meme.

  • the little fish is likely cleaning the crab, the crab's getting cleaned and the fish gets a meal, win win.

  • We need to hit it's weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE

  • crab looks like its chillin with a wrack of lamb and a 40 oz

  • This video actually took place in ancient Japan.

  • If you watch Giant Crab Eating Meat backwards, it's about an ancient japanese crab regurgitating meat and sharing it with a little fish.

  • ~~~999+ damage per hit!!!

  • this scares me

  • Crab: I swear if you don't cut that shit out, this peice of meat wont be the only thing I eat today.

  • i have a phobia of crabs but at the same time find them so interesting

  • lol the fish is like gimme all your money and the crab goes stfu get out of my house bitch

  • @2727rickyd LOLOL[:

  • He wants MOAR crabs

  • обжора

  • ITS RIDGE RACER!

    

  • OM NOM NOM

  • Why is this funny!?!?!? These events actually took place in ancient Japan. My great grandpa fought in the Giant Enemy Crab war, and subdued 7 Giant Enemy Crab panzers by attacking their weakpoints for massive damage. Soon, the Giant Enemy Crab's found out his weakpoint, and spent $599 U.S. dollars to end him with a RIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER. Poor man.

  • Fission mailed.

  • fish: *nip*

  • heh, pretty cool how it picks apart food to eat it....well common logic really but iv neevr really seen a crab eat before >_>

  • heuheue nos 55 s pensei q ele ia repatir metade pro peixe q tava pertubando ele!

  • lol the crabs like "fuck of its mine"

  • Japanese History is so cool...

  • Gian enemy crab has no time for puny fish

  • @gamermanslival Well obviously. The small fish forgot to flip him over before attacking its weakpoint for massavie damage.

  • bacon?

  • The crab is like GTFO MY FOOD @ 0:36

  • So interesting. Crabs CLEARLY use their claws like utensils/tools. They have opposing fingers like us! Wow!

  • @wifey231 they are nothing like us and when2012 comes you will see it for yourself lol

  • Is that a chicken nugget? lol

  • Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!

  • lol it's start breaking off pieces and eating it

  • awww it broke it and eat so nice.......

  • its a fking monster dude... i wouldnt mess with it o.o

  • fish: "can i have just one bit plz ^^"

    crab: "shut up bitch!! the stack is mine >:("

    fish: "come on plz :D"

    crab: get away from me!!!!"

  • Crabs clearly know the laws of leverage :) 0:55

  • Its eating its weak point for massive damage

  • It looks like meat is his weak point!

  • nom nom nom

  • so cute fish want to eat the meat :D

  • thats what happens when you dont attack its weak point!

  • Crabpeople

  • The description makes me lamo!

  • NO FISHY! you cannot have my fishy poofs

  • that fish certainly isnt shy

  • hmmm thats amazing

  • DESCRIPTION WIN

  • This is what happens if you take on a giant enemy crab without real-time weapon change

  • Then you can jump on its back for... massive damage.

  • @SnatchSimonizer lololol whats with that joke from the e3 lol

  • "Fish eating meat " :p

  • those fish are 22" sea bass

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  • description win

  • @ChupenmelaTodos Totaly

  • Watch ur back, you'll never know if he escapes XD

  • Just flip him over and attack his weak point for Massive Damage.

    Also, real-time weapon switching.

  • Very strategic observation. Kudos to the fish. He trajected the intensity of his attack on specific locations of the crab's meal; bringing incalculable destruction to their FUCKING HEALTH BAR!!!!

  • fish will be the 2nd meal

  • hahaha the fish wanna steal his meat:P

  • Giant enemy crab!!!!

  • my rofl crap goes NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • Attack its weak point for massive damage!

  • thats quite a tactical fish, going for its weak point and achieveing maximum damage and all. the japanese are so advanced with technology that they even had video cameras back in ancient japan. BAHAHA

  • HAHA

  • he noms to reinforce his weak point to get less attacks and a not-so-massive damage from it

  • lol this was filmed in ancient japan. ANCIENT JAPAN LMAO!

  • Lol the crabs all like. IM SOO HIIGGHHH!

  • It's giant crab. GIIIIAAAANT CRAB!!!

  • The crab doesn't care about no small fish trying to attacks its weak point for massive damage. He's just like NOM NOM NOM!

  • yes NOM NOM NOM

  • @BaronOfBacon the fish is fake and gay! :P

  • Wow, it's obviously afflicted with gigantism

  • david james

  • That fish there is trying to hit the weakpoint of that giant enemy crab, it can't flip on its back for MASSIVE DAMAGE. This took place in Japanese Ancient underwater history...

  • Massive crab. Massive damage. Massive crab. Massive damage.

  • nom nom nom nom

  • GET IN MY BELLAAA!!!!!!!!

  • RIDGE RACER!

  • 599 US dollars.

  • MASSIVE CRAB. MASSIVE DAMAGE!

  • attack its weak point for massive damage!!!

  • umm or... tiny crab eating minni meat xd

  • I want that as my pet.

  • Look at that Giant Enemy Crab. Hit it's weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

  • its so cute!

  • The fish doesn't have the Cell Processor, so it can't have real time weapon change.

    This battle took place in Ancient Japan.

  • Giant Enemy Crab

  • haha the fish^^

  • his hands is like spoon and fork

  • What an amazing creature! So amazingly flexible!

  • Its the Diamyo Hermitaur from Monster hunter!

  • the cookiemonster!

  • fish: so here is this gient enemy crab and I will attack it's week point for massive damege.

  • omg the crab is like ripping little peices of meat off like how ppl eat bread or muffinz

  • thats wat people call full of crab....

  • OMG MONSTER HUNTER D:

  • Its name is Kåre

  • The fish, in my opinion, should flip the crab over and hit it's weak point for massive damage, and then steal the meat. Just like they did in ancient japan.

  • the fish isn't using real time weapon change :(

  • whats that =O

  • one of the three legendary bill ritch's assertions

  • whats that =O

  • what's wat =O

  • Whats that =O

  • attack its weak point for massive damage

  • giant enemy crab

  • CRAB BATTLE!!!

  • pemberreeves your description"Note the small fish, attacking its weak point for massive damage. This video was filmed in Ancient Japan." is the funniest thing i have ever seen on youtube no joke!!!!

  • Bastard fish stealing his meat :(

  • IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

  • quick hit his weak point before its too late!!!!!

  • *rave music* G-G-Gi...gi-giant--g-g-g-g-gia­nt enemy Crabs, M-M-Mas-Massive D-Damage.

  • Oh noes it's a giant enemy crab!

  • CRITICAL HIT!!! lmao POKEMON! YAH!

  • so heres this giant enemy crab....RRRRIiiiiIIIiiiiDGEEE RRRRAaaAAACERRR!!!

  • RIDDDGEE RACERRR.

  • Damn it fish! Use real time weapon switching!

  • should be called meat eating crab lol

  • this is based on actual events in ancient japan

  • no no no you have to attack it's weak point for MASSive Damage!!!!!!!!!

  • lol, that little cheeky fish keeps coming in and taking a bite every few seconds.

  • quck get ben k to attack waek point for massive dddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm­mmmaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggeeeeeee­eeeeee

  • if it'll show up, i can use genji here to flip it over and attack it's weak point for massive damge!

  • 599.99

  • Flip it over for massive damage!

  • The fish has superior maneuverability, and is thus able to attack the crab from multiple fronts. The crab never had a chance.

  • This is a historical battle that actually took place.

  • In ancient Japan?

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

  • Attack its weak point for massive damage!

  • hahahah

  • hes smart lol

  • it is sweet and people that do not agree will die

  • om nom nom

  • I would eat this.

  • attack its weak point, for massive damage

  • yeah shure i bet thats on a restaurant and ppl are planning to eat him...

    USE THE FORK ON THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE NOM NOM DAMAGE

  • i bet it cost 599 US dollars

  • Video filmed in Ancient Japan! Hahaha

  • the fish doesn't have a cell processor so it can't use real time weapon change to find its weak point and deal MASSIVE DAMAGE!

  • giant enemy crab.

  • I thought it was dead, until it moved.

  • did the fish have real time weapon changing?

  • Remember. Attack its weak point for massive damage!

  • LOL

  • now how about feeding him sushi and wasabi sauce

  • BIG crab

  • wow, the meat is it's weak point :o

  • 1 hands aknife the other is a grappling hook wtf?

  • afk-ing?

  • crab

  • Attack its weak point for massive damage

  • hoowa it is japanise crab so sorre

  • remember this happened in real life japanese history

  • attack it's weak point for massive damage

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  • Well, good to see us Americans aren't the only ones consuming too much meat. Oh, wait, that crab's from the US... nevermind =/

  • Correction: It's in Japan. Success >.>

  • LOL.

  • Flip it over and attack it's weak spot from maximum damage

  • CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!

  • i had one eat chicken

  • Cute ^_^

  • lmfao XD i love the description

  • Giant enemy crab!

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!!!!!11

  • the description deservses 5 starz!