Why is this funny!?!?!? These events actually took place in ancient Japan. My great grandpa fought in the Giant Enemy Crab war, and subdued 7 Giant Enemy Crab panzers by attacking their weakpoints for massive damage. Soon, the Giant Enemy Crab's found out his weakpoint, and spent $599 U.S. dollars to end him with a RIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER. Poor man.
Very strategic observation. Kudos to the fish. He trajected the intensity of his attack on specific locations of the crab's meal; bringing incalculable destruction to their FUCKING HEALTH BAR!!!!
thats quite a tactical fish, going for its weak point and achieveing maximum damage and all. the japanese are so advanced with technology that they even had video cameras back in ancient japan. BAHAHA
That fish there is trying to hit the weakpoint of that giant enemy crab, it can't flip on its back for MASSIVE DAMAGE. This took place in Japanese Ancient underwater history...
The fish, in my opinion, should flip the crab over and hit it's weak point for massive damage, and then steal the meat. Just like they did in ancient japan.
pemberreeves your description"Note the small fish, attacking its weak point for massive damage. This video was filmed in Ancient Japan." is the funniest thing i have ever seen on youtube no joke!!!!
HOLY CRAB !!! =o)
Pitkona 14 hours ago
That giant crab WON'T let you through...just like at Peter Griffin's house.
TheGrungeGamer2 2 months ago
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spider pig, spider pig
does whatever spider pig does
can he swing, from a web
no he can't, he's a pig
look out, he is the spider pig
volsrule101 3 months ago
@Katazka: Super effective.
bromaier 3 months ago
0:59 Nom nom nom
rynox77 4 months ago
... Maagikarp used splash... yeah.
Katazka 4 months ago
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!
Sora293 5 months ago
wats the fish doing ?????
imyourvediogirl 5 months ago
poor crab...
wewew2012 5 months ago
All crabs beware! There's meat on the lose and it's hungry for your flesh. Oh, and didn't I mention the part where the meat is also GIANT?
NightbreakDreamer 6 months ago
oooooooom nom nom nom
TheMonoxsk8 6 months ago
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StupidWhiteKidsOffic 7 months ago
Little Fish : Please sir i want some...more?
Crab:MOAAAARRRR?!
Little Fish:Yes sir.
Crab:Stay away from VODKAAAAA!!!
rendijsmysterio 7 months ago
@rendijsmysterio so dumb and out of context
o56kid 6 months ago
The crab uses real time weapon change!
Lugmillord 8 months ago
Creative use of meme.
Feaisian 9 months ago
the little fish is likely cleaning the crab, the crab's getting cleaned and the fish gets a meal, win win.
flamedrag18 9 months ago
We need to hit it's weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE
KotMatrosk1n 9 months ago 2
crab looks like its chillin with a wrack of lamb and a 40 oz
eggfleece 9 months ago
This video actually took place in ancient Japan.
AquariaSpirit 9 months ago 3
If you watch Giant Crab Eating Meat backwards, it's about an ancient japanese crab regurgitating meat and sharing it with a little fish.
ultran33b 10 months ago
~~~999+ damage per hit!!!
norman201 10 months ago 2
this scares me
EdwardNygma1 10 months ago
Crab: I swear if you don't cut that shit out, this peice of meat wont be the only thing I eat today.
1alejo2 11 months ago
i have a phobia of crabs but at the same time find them so interesting
elhacko1 1 year ago
lol the fish is like gimme all your money and the crab goes stfu get out of my house bitch
2727rickyd 1 year ago
@2727rickyd LOLOL[:
Jmichaeledwards 1 year ago
He wants MOAR crabs
sonicuzzu 1 year ago
обжора
pankerify 1 year ago
ITS RIDGE RACER!
GiantEnemyCrab63 1 year ago
OM NOM NOM
NighthunderBAE 1 year ago
Why is this funny!?!?!? These events actually took place in ancient Japan. My great grandpa fought in the Giant Enemy Crab war, and subdued 7 Giant Enemy Crab panzers by attacking their weakpoints for massive damage. Soon, the Giant Enemy Crab's found out his weakpoint, and spent $599 U.S. dollars to end him with a RIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER. Poor man.
Jvizzlezz 1 year ago 18
Fission mailed.
awesomeness4242 1 year ago
fish: *nip*
averyfatsnail12 1 year ago
heh, pretty cool how it picks apart food to eat it....well common logic really but iv neevr really seen a crab eat before >_>
Amaranthus616 1 year ago
heuheue nos 55 s pensei q ele ia repatir metade pro peixe q tava pertubando ele!
pasttana 1 year ago
lol the crabs like "fuck of its mine"
MrHorribleCunt 1 year ago
Japanese History is so cool...
bobbyewing311 1 year ago
Gian enemy crab has no time for puny fish
gamermanslival 1 year ago
@gamermanslival Well obviously. The small fish forgot to flip him over before attacking its weakpoint for massavie damage.
ivanlagrossemoule 1 year ago
bacon?
PedrOxt2 1 year ago
The crab is like GTFO MY FOOD @ 0:36
Bamchucknorris 1 year ago
So interesting. Crabs CLEARLY use their claws like utensils/tools. They have opposing fingers like us! Wow!
wifey231 1 year ago 2
@wifey231 they are nothing like us and when2012 comes you will see it for yourself lol
dindinz666 1 year ago
Is that a chicken nugget? lol
AKQJ40 1 year ago
Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!
kevinmarquez19 1 year ago 3
lol it's start breaking off pieces and eating it
trenq13 1 year ago
awww it broke it and eat so nice.......
m1r4o 1 year ago
its a fking monster dude... i wouldnt mess with it o.o
KiriouSs 1 year ago
fish: "can i have just one bit plz ^^"
crab: "shut up bitch!! the stack is mine >:("
fish: "come on plz :D"
crab: get away from me!!!!"
hanrinch 1 year ago
Crabs clearly know the laws of leverage :) 0:55
Snakkpungur 1 year ago 3
Its eating its weak point for massive damage
TrevorMTopham 1 year ago 3
It looks like meat is his weak point!
awesomeJoz 1 year ago
nom nom nom
bananian 1 year ago
so cute fish want to eat the meat :D
GTAdrifter1234 1 year ago
thats what happens when you dont attack its weak point!
kolimo1 1 year ago
Crabpeople
Filmon97 1 year ago
The description makes me lamo!
lowerlowerhk 1 year ago
NO FISHY! you cannot have my fishy poofs
rvpsmdsk 1 year ago 4
that fish certainly isnt shy
KrimHyu 1 year ago
hmmm thats amazing
darkot6 1 year ago
DESCRIPTION WIN
thealmightyX 2 years ago 7
This is what happens if you take on a giant enemy crab without real-time weapon change
PrivateRyanJipped 2 years ago 6
Then you can jump on its back for... massive damage.
SnatchSimonizer 1 year ago
@SnatchSimonizer lololol whats with that joke from the e3 lol
yassway30 1 year ago
"Fish eating meat " :p
reitanmaster 2 years ago
those fish are 22" sea bass
amcabbott 2 years ago 2
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eray232 2 years ago
description win
ChupenmelaTodos 2 years ago 127
@ChupenmelaTodos Totaly
ikbenonfire 1 year ago
Watch ur back, you'll never know if he escapes XD
ollebertsson 2 years ago
Just flip him over and attack his weak point for Massive Damage.
Also, real-time weapon switching.
Seijitsu0 2 years ago 7
Very strategic observation. Kudos to the fish. He trajected the intensity of his attack on specific locations of the crab's meal; bringing incalculable destruction to their FUCKING HEALTH BAR!!!!
immeyouhe 2 years ago
fish will be the 2nd meal
alfok 2 years ago
hahaha the fish wanna steal his meat:P
KleineLee078 2 years ago
Giant enemy crab!!!!
kungfufreak360 2 years ago 3
my rofl crap goes NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
stipo360 2 years ago 3
Attack its weak point for massive damage!
marzy17 2 years ago 5
thats quite a tactical fish, going for its weak point and achieveing maximum damage and all. the japanese are so advanced with technology that they even had video cameras back in ancient japan. BAHAHA
thesickmick 2 years ago 5
HAHA
Mikeycianciorocks 2 years ago
he noms to reinforce his weak point to get less attacks and a not-so-massive damage from it
Bazilisk91 2 years ago 2
lol this was filmed in ancient japan. ANCIENT JAPAN LMAO!
suuperstylin 2 years ago 5
Lol the crabs all like. IM SOO HIIGGHHH!
FinalyFantasy 2 years ago
It's giant crab. GIIIIAAAANT CRAB!!!
KIBITKO 2 years ago
The crab doesn't care about no small fish trying to attacks its weak point for massive damage. He's just like NOM NOM NOM!
BaronOfBacon 2 years ago 59
yes NOM NOM NOM
Zippyraww 2 years ago
@BaronOfBacon the fish is fake and gay! :P
nuKal4metal 1 year ago
Wow, it's obviously afflicted with gigantism
Morphae 2 years ago
david james
cptelcraigo212 2 years ago
That fish there is trying to hit the weakpoint of that giant enemy crab, it can't flip on its back for MASSIVE DAMAGE. This took place in Japanese Ancient underwater history...
gamezlol 2 years ago 4
Massive crab. Massive damage. Massive crab. Massive damage.
VastFarFlung 2 years ago 8
nom nom nom nom
educate9946 2 years ago 3
GET IN MY BELLAAA!!!!!!!!
TemplarTTKnight 2 years ago
RIDGE RACER!
killman9999 2 years ago 4
599 US dollars.
CFlow375 2 years ago
MASSIVE CRAB. MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Blockization 2 years ago
attack its weak point for massive damage!!!
dachshundfan 2 years ago
umm or... tiny crab eating minni meat xd
VideoCoffin 2 years ago
I want that as my pet.
CightonProductions 2 years ago
Look at that Giant Enemy Crab. Hit it's weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
kbo2m5 2 years ago
its so cute!
shinmrkarate1980 2 years ago
The fish doesn't have the Cell Processor, so it can't have real time weapon change.
This battle took place in Ancient Japan.
TheKingofMotown 2 years ago 5
Giant Enemy Crab
TheMassAnnoyance 2 years ago
haha the fish^^
serum80 2 years ago
his hands is like spoon and fork
Aeer0 2 years ago 2
What an amazing creature! So amazingly flexible!
czechman86 2 years ago
Its the Diamyo Hermitaur from Monster hunter!
lordyzonde 2 years ago
the cookiemonster!
NitroMike87 2 years ago 2
fish: so here is this gient enemy crab and I will attack it's week point for massive damege.
LeesWildWorldStudios 2 years ago 5
omg the crab is like ripping little peices of meat off like how ppl eat bread or muffinz
togimogi 2 years ago 2
thats wat people call full of crab....
roticanai 2 years ago
OMG MONSTER HUNTER D:
stickmasterDX 2 years ago
Its name is Kåre
kingpotet4ever 2 years ago
The fish, in my opinion, should flip the crab over and hit it's weak point for massive damage, and then steal the meat. Just like they did in ancient japan.
Kan2209 2 years ago 5
the fish isn't using real time weapon change :(
realchingon1 2 years ago
whats that =O
xXxP3PPYxXx 2 years ago
one of the three legendary bill ritch's assertions
realchingon1 2 years ago
whats that =O
xXxP3PPYxXx 2 years ago
what's wat =O
maresesc 2 years ago
Whats that =O
musselsoppa 2 years ago
attack its weak point for massive damage
matto95 2 years ago 2
giant enemy crab
ohyeah205 2 years ago 2
CRAB BATTLE!!!
koreanmob08 2 years ago
pemberreeves your description"Note the small fish, attacking its weak point for massive damage. This video was filmed in Ancient Japan." is the funniest thing i have ever seen on youtube no joke!!!!
Pelizo 2 years ago 4
Bastard fish stealing his meat :(
Yodoxin 2 years ago
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
espeorb 2 years ago
quick hit his weak point before its too late!!!!!
joseaca 2 years ago
*rave music* G-G-Gi...gi-giant--g-g-g-g-giant enemy Crabs, M-M-Mas-Massive D-Damage.
nanisensei 3 years ago
Oh noes it's a giant enemy crab!
EvilClown1111 3 years ago
CRITICAL HIT!!! lmao POKEMON! YAH!
faruh123 3 years ago
so heres this giant enemy crab....RRRRIiiiiIIIiiiiDGEEE RRRRAaaAAACERRR!!!
thEsPamer106 3 years ago
RIDDDGEE RACERRR.
Seckser 3 years ago
Damn it fish! Use real time weapon switching!
carnyzzle 3 years ago 5
should be called meat eating crab lol
JumonHam 3 years ago
this is based on actual events in ancient japan
bandwagonretards 3 years ago 3
no no no you have to attack it's weak point for MASSive Damage!!!!!!!!!
JayVSBellz 3 years ago 2
lol, that little cheeky fish keeps coming in and taking a bite every few seconds.
Mike45450 3 years ago
quck get ben k to attack waek point for massive dddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeee
cruellordsoth 3 years ago
if it'll show up, i can use genji here to flip it over and attack it's weak point for massive damge!
sharkboyinc 3 years ago 2
599.99
hdofu 3 years ago 4
Flip it over for massive damage!
Greatgreenzors 3 years ago 5
The fish has superior maneuverability, and is thus able to attack the crab from multiple fronts. The crab never had a chance.
averagenova 3 years ago 5
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this isn't pokemon, stop making it seem like it
jaimeT65 3 years ago
This is a historical battle that actually took place.
Twobitz1 3 years ago 24
In ancient Japan?
ownagenewb111 3 years ago 8
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
Zerobadniks 3 years ago 8
Attack its weak point for massive damage!
4znPpl 3 years ago 3
hahahah
SiddaProductions 3 years ago
hes smart lol
HTFDUDEHTF 3 years ago
it is sweet and people that do not agree will die
n136ha 3 years ago
om nom nom
Arodoraa 3 years ago 2
I would eat this.
anapoles 3 years ago
attack its weak point, for massive damage
CockSniffers 3 years ago 2
yeah shure i bet thats on a restaurant and ppl are planning to eat him...
USE THE FORK ON THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE NOM NOM DAMAGE
MrShroubles 3 years ago
i bet it cost 599 US dollars
Schlippan 3 years ago 3
Video filmed in Ancient Japan! Hahaha
titan3d 3 years ago
the fish doesn't have a cell processor so it can't use real time weapon change to find its weak point and deal MASSIVE DAMAGE!
freehat20 3 years ago 5
giant enemy crab.
Arodoraa 3 years ago 4
I thought it was dead, until it moved.
TAWpilot07 3 years ago
did the fish have real time weapon changing?
GiantEnemyCrab63 3 years ago 7
Remember. Attack its weak point for massive damage!
Elfenliedfan666 3 years ago 5
LOL
skiersteve32 3 years ago 2
now how about feeding him sushi and wasabi sauce
ShadowTwain 3 years ago
BIG crab
th3trueking 3 years ago
wow, the meat is it's weak point :o
slurfo 3 years ago
1 hands aknife the other is a grappling hook wtf?
georgef35 3 years ago
afk-ing?
blueuser4000 3 years ago
crab
banalbling 3 years ago
Attack its weak point for massive damage
Dontshutmeup 3 years ago 2
hoowa it is japanise crab so sorre
jimbopickled 3 years ago
remember this happened in real life japanese history
hodgy100 3 years ago
attack it's weak point for massive damage
massive
massive
massive
massive
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UnknownRider94 3 years ago
Well, good to see us Americans aren't the only ones consuming too much meat. Oh, wait, that crab's from the US... nevermind =/
BrokenHorn90 3 years ago
Correction: It's in Japan. Success >.>
BrokenHorn90 3 years ago
LOL.
pemberreeves 3 years ago
Flip it over and attack it's weak spot from maximum damage
Trahildar 3 years ago
CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!
thebonefish 3 years ago
i had one eat chicken
firemast6 3 years ago
Cute ^_^
Freischuetzdx 3 years ago
lmfao XD i love the description
LegatoBluesummers810 3 years ago
Giant enemy crab!
youcantubeittoo 3 years ago
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!!!!!11
dudecomixproductions 3 years ago
the description deservses 5 starz!
viktork6 3 years ago