"Dick Cheney" by Roy Zimmerman

[prchecker]

great video thanks

[TheSpikeystuff]

really informative and interesting

[clairebehun]

love the video man

[drfoxcourt]

A person when told that Dick Cheney shot someone, her reaction was "Of course he did."

[XplosivCookie]

1765 are not homophobic and have straight morals..

The rest are secretly gay, the 69 there is just what they do.

[OrionoftheStar]

When I heard the vice president shot a man, I thought "what a dick"

[liquidyodel]

dick could not ask for more

[obed12121988]

press dislike = disappoint gays

[ChuckyJesus666]

Brilliant as always, Roy!

[TheSaverino]

This guy is darling!!!

[zatharista]

Did anyone else picture Dick Cheney wearing Mickey Mouse underwear when Roy said, "When I first saw him in his 'briefs' on CNN"? xD

[hurrrdurr112]

Legend has it that, if you say his name in front of a mirror three times, Dick Cheney will appear and waterboard you using your own sink. It works with your telephone, too.

[HelenBransgrove21]

@letsfIogthezog

You moron - he is your superior in all respects. And he's really funny!

U.S. - WORLD'S NO. 1 TERRORIST STATE

[DeadeyeDante]

@HelenBransgrove21 Obvious Troll is Obvious.

[sakar181]

@letsfIogthezog

And I guess you have a tiny shrine for hitler in your underground bunker, right between the seed stash and the glenn beck endorsed gold coins you'll use to buy lube after the world ends.

[1tofallen]

@letsfIogthezog self-loathing jew alert.

[kckevinify]

It's the program that people are not responding too. I personally would love to hear a ditty about the Trickle down Effect acoustically speaking and if we are wrong oh well we will blame it on some kind Mexican or a black child. GUITARS AND GUNS ARE FUN ESPECIALLY in the hands of pimp zombies

[hedo275]

I just can't seem to get enough of this video.... just realized that out of the current total 201,918 views, I alone count for about 0.1%.

[mbk1021]

"And when it's late at night, we'll go back to my place/ Where he can tap my phone and shoot me in the face..." BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[RadarKat73080]

Cheney didn't want Aaron Burr to have ALL the fun.

[jointops99]

man your great !!! cheers from canada,,,BTW if you havent done anything on canada,,pls do something...lol cheers.

[jjsjeffjjsjeff]

always going off half cocked

lolololololololol

[newdimensionfilms]

Dick Cheney has 67 youtube accounts

[Leutchik]

How about something mocking Bahney Fwank, along with Christopher Dodd, one of the co-authors of the brilliant idea to put millions of people into the houses which they could not pay for?

[8sblack]

It's too bad Cheney's dating Barbara Bush. (Anyone get the reference?)

[8sblack]

Awesomest song EVER! No exceptions.

[lovebanditt]

OUT fuckin rageous man!!!

[slimshady2471]

k u suck

[12GaugeSteel]

I fucking hate you for this video. The song's gonna be stuck in my head, I'm gonna start singing it, my room mate's gonna hear me singing the chorus and then shit's just gonna get weird. Although I gotta say, I haven't laughed that hard for a while. Totally buying this guy's CDs when I have the damn money.

[kolgy1]

Libs hate Cheney because he has the gall to criticise their god B.O. They hate him and other conservatives because they dont like hearing the truth.

[GermanChocolateCake]

@kolgy1 What truth?

[lespaulrock1998]

@kolgy1 at least we are not evangelicals believing in god w/o base unlike darwin and we aren't trying to stop the senate from getting anything done

[sheshdd]

i can't stop laughing at this song haha

[sheshdd]

2:20 LOL

[aerowayne1]

Dick cheney got a gun the hole the world come undone.

[RadarKat73080]

Cheney outta just get it over with and have his heart removed. Imagine if Sarah Palin were our VP? A hunting accident would be a daily event!

[betenoireindustries]

this is hysterical. *plays again*

[oyvnes]

tap my phone and shoot me in the face

[oyvnes]

tap my phone and shoot me in the face

[chessgoblin2000]

@deagla Dude, that is some quality crazy you've got there. But try to stay on topic, ok?

[Dan7Bow]

Bwah, I love how he says the "half-cocked" line while giggling in anticipation. He knew the audience would die.

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

@Dan7Bow dude he was RED lol

[AEgamesFtw]

@Dan7Bow explains it please

[StellarTechnology]

@Dan7Bow Um... Dan, I believe the part you are talking about is in reference to the line before singing that part. "Shoot me in the face." It is a double entendre.

[Dan7Bow]

@StellarTechnology Yes. I am very aware of this. Thank you.

[8DX]

Genius !!

[EoN604]

Cheney is a fucken Dick!

[temporaldisplacement]

Comedy gold!!

[Azkadelya]

There is a mistake in his song, it should follow: Roy Zimmerman, the sexiest man alive!

[SupermarketsRevil]

@Azkadelya

Umm.. Sean Connery... hellooooooooo?

[raveen1956]

He is the updated Tom Lehrer!

[jnerebel]

@raveen1956 YES! That's what I've been saying...he's the heir apparent to Tom Lehrer!

[vampgaze02]

So fucking brilliant, why haven't I heard of this guy before?!?!?!

[sarcasticwit1]

Good question....Roy should be nationally known!!

Spread the word! And buy a CD. I would recommend........ um........all of them.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Make that internationally known

[8DX]

Welcome to the miracle of youtube - making the geeks, sleek.. the recluses inclusive and the heinous famous.

The more democratic public appreciation of artists gets, the better the material.

(despite several paradoxes - hard to be the best blogger....)

[koponenii]

great !

[Ullygirldk]

"where he can tap my phone and shoot me in the face" LMAO<3

[NerdInHisShoe]

..He's always going off half-cocked!

[stopjunkscience]

Hmmm, a left brainer catering for the middle class 'left brain-brigade'. This stuff has its place of course but lacking in inspiration!

[FractalHelix777]

Awesome. I'm already a subscriber and have commented before, so allow me to add that besides being brilliant you're cute.

[nlpjohn]

The Ted Haggard song by RZ was hilarious so I wanted to hear more from RZ... But I don't get this song... The song implies Dick Cheney is a homosexual... I understand the comedy concept and exagerating a truth for a comedic affect....but where is the evidence that he is a homosexual? RZ has talent as a singer/song-writer but this song was complete nonsense...there is nothing witty in it. This song left me disappointed after hearing the brilliant Ted Haggard song... 1-star, a waste of time.

[Incubi00]

The song does not imply Cheney is a homosexual. (If I'm a guy and say I find, let's say Johnny Depp sexy, does that make HIM gay? I don't think so.)

The song might not be Zimmerman's best one, but it mostly makes fun about the shooting in face incident, Cheney's demeanure in general and the fact that he's certainly not the sexiest man alive.

(And the only person about whose sexuality Zimmerman jokes about in this clip is his own.)

[Sertrinous]

Really doesn't imply that. It's just situational comedy.

[TheMarymc]

greetings from dublin ireland, roy.sane!

[gamesbok]

Very good indeed. Thank you.

[Evasively]

Hilarious.

[NerdInHisShoe]

Man, at first I didn't get the 'tap my phone and shoot me in the face' part, but now I think I do

[WonderNerd24]

hahaha

[love4talent]

Roy, you're hilarious! Good way to start the day with a good laugh! Thanks!!

[ArianneHermida]

Yes! This song made my mom, a conservative who hates folk music, smile. That's an epic win in my book.

[NerdInHisShoe]

This guy is brilliant!

[niniomigrania]

When I first saw him in his briefs on CNN

I knew that he was not like ordinary men

Head over heals I fell for his shuck & jive

Dick Cheney, ain't he, the sexiest man alive

He's like a barrel of oil, he's crude and yet refined

He makes me feel like I've been wined, dined and strip-mined

His heart is broken but I know he'll survive

Dick Cheney, ain't he, the sexiest man alive

The briefcase, the trench coat, the super-spy stylin'

You tell him, "Honey, smile!" He says, "I am smilin'"

[Oiaku]

How the fuck does a Spanish chain letter make its way here?

[acr08807]

Sólo Dios sabe.

[nick2293]

Its funny i was thinking the same thing.

[art101tv]

Part of me wants Cheney to keep splattering his junk all over Fox "News." Every time he opens his mouth, he reminds everyone that he's completely nuts. When he showed up at the Obama inauguration in a wheel chair, I said, "Hey look! It's Doctor Strangelove."

[chessdawgz]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ragglefragglecalp]

MEIN FUHER I CAN VALK!

[nixonfanatic]

Bloody brilliant, nice one.

+1 Nix

[NorseRonin]

haha, that fucken' made me laugh. so true too :D

[GuinnevereB]

I'm singing: Roy Zimmerman... (don't know what rhymes with Zimmerman!) The funniest man alive!

(And a hell of a musician besides.)

[stupidvideonut]

aside from the hilarious songs, you are an amazing guitar player

[BermondseySteve]

Roy IS the best! And n0deity is right: YT is where many of us discovered him. How did we ever get through the 8 year nightmare of the evil triumvirate (Bush/Cheney/Rove) and their minions?

Thanks to Roy for helping us survive.

[n0deity]

To think living over here in England, if it wasnt for Youtube I would have been completely unaware Roy ever existed. Fooking brilliant talent.

[suznm1]

Tap my phone and shoot me in the face... omg!! just the BEST!!!

[enderwiggin42]

I cant get enough of this song :)

[mamolian]

He's carefree.. he's hairfree.. you get the ideaa ♫

[csmoke1234]

sean conneria haha

[empbac]

I am smiling. =|

[rlrsk8r1]

"Second ammendment right to free speech." Funniest thing I've ever heard in my life!

[XXDRAGONXSLAYERXX]

roflz this is so funny

[krissy4nik]

Oh how i love zimmerman wordplay.

[pin5033]

What does he say on 2:28?

[empbac]

He's always goin' around half-cocked.

[Brisbe42]

"He's always going off half-cocked, that's why I...".

[graaar]

My boyfriend can always creep me out with his cheney impression. This was hilarious!

[bdf2718]

I beg you, implore you, to NEVER do a song like that about Alberto Gonzalez. Because if you did I'd laugh myself to death. And then I couldn't watch it a second time.

[HCelticPrincessness]

Another great one, Roy. So do you think of him as Darth Cheney or Dick Vader. LOL Susan in Iowa

[nietsnevel]

I like Dick Vader

[Elganko]

Dick Cheney is a lot more malevolent than Darth vader ever was, so I think just saying Dick Cheney gets the point across the best.

But yeah, I can see the resemblance:p

[k3753y]

I would like to get Roy Zimmerman to come to Altoona, he's so hilarious.

[rofreeze]

gj lol

[pin5033]

He is not on TV cause of his extreme 1-sided lyrics,which would be very provocative..

He has talent for great stuff,but if he could su about the liberals already :)

BUT WE DONT WANT THAT! :D

[bhig3]

love this song

[059578136]

boring

[TaPpingForTruth]

bravo

[kyriaasimi]

Yes, but he is a witty, talented, intelligent, wonderful asshole.

Because that's what you have to be to be a good satirist.

<3

[procritic09]

@kyriaasimi How is he an asshole?

[kyriaasimi]

@procritic09

Two years ago, some idiot was running his mouth over how much of an asshole Roy was because he bashed the vice president, so I responded. You don't get to be a good satirist, especially a good political satirist, being made of cuddles, rainbows, and kittens.

[cadu1995]

@kyriaasimi Bullshit asshole. Asshole does not have to be part of the equation at all. You may not agree with him but YOU must be the asshole or is it REPUBLICUNT?

[beautyliedead]

@cadu1995 My lesbian fiancee is definitely a Democrat, and -adores- Zimmerman. He's playing all the time in our house. :)

But holy fuck, Republicunt is HILARIOUS.

[beautyliedead]

@cadu1995 my fiancee, of course, being Kyriaasimi. :)

[cadu1995]

@beautyliedead So a 22 year old lesbian "in love" with another teenage lesbian called VENUSTUS? who can't even make a complete sentence come out of her mouth correctly -MUST BE LOVE. lol republicunt-glad u like it. Enjoy a long & prosperous life fellow space traveler.

[kyriaasimi]

@cadu1995

Seriously? Did you not see the heart in that post? At all?

I agree with Roy, totally and completely. I'm subscribed to him, because I enjoy him that much. You apparently just can't read and flame at the same time. I'm sorry. Next time I'll use smaller words.

Also, I'm a liberal, democrat, LESBIAN. There's cunt involved, but it's certainly not republican <3

[cadu1995]

@kyriaasimi Heart? That doesn't even make sense. Or is it supposed to be LOVE?

I don't care who you enjoy or subscribe to-& you don't use anything other than small words moron.

I don't care if you're a DUMMOCRAT -republicunt- or dummocunt LOL But anyone that is a lib.,dem & lesbian can;t be too much fun. Lol Unless u suck some cock once in awhile. Try it u may like it. Although i know the women love the oral tonguing more than the cock. lol Happy orgasms dear.

[PinkRangerVida]

@cadu1995: Yeah! After all, what's a woman unless she's sucking cock? You tell her, bad boy!

*middle finger*

[snapefanalways]

No, You Are!!

[tezcatbus]

who?

[vigwig]

Why are you not on television Roy!?!?! Are all the agents brain dead? You deserve a wider audience.

[thescowlingschnauzer]

Fanny, actually.

[adamradford1989]

Could you do a "how to play" video for this, please?

Anybody?

Come through for me, youtube!

[snapefanalways]

Wow, it's truly scary that you think Dick Cheney is great. Yes, the Bush administration, that ignored all prior warnings about an immenent threat of an attack in the summer of 2001 & FAILED TO PROTECT US & then used the nations fear of another attack to get us into a war that should have never been waged ( but , hey, as long as Haliburton & Bechtel & Blackwater are profiting) who cares. You are the ignorant discrace whom I am sure will be voting for McInsane this Nov.

[jimbob677]

for the record the gov. had no way of knowing if those threats were credible enough to act on them. if they acted on every threat that came through nothing would ever get done so do some more research before you make a stupid comment.

[snapefanalways]

Hey, billyjoejimbob, you need to do some resereach, not just regurgitate what you hear on Faux Noise. The Clinton Administration warned Bush about increasing "chatter" & John Ashcroft ( despite numerous warnings during the spring & summer of 2001) declared to those working in the intelligence community that he didn't want to hear any more about terrorism or possible threats. And, since they can't react to every threat, why were plans being made BEFORE 9/11 to invade Iraq ??????

[Jinmarui]

Rah rahrahrah rah rahrah rahrahrah!

[andrewbreen]

Dumb? He puts your intelligence and Cheney's to shame.

[Xakryn]

Obvious troll is obvious. Jesus christ, no one can actually be so stupid.

[heberjm]

CHENEY / SATAN '08

[darksean99]

Chuthlu/Cheney '08

Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

[pamelitasun18]

"Super spy stylin"!! haha!!

You're so HOT!!

[rissaofthesaiyajin]

'Strip mined' and 'shoot me in the face' nearly made me ruin my monitor XD Roy, you RULE!

[guitarguru134]

i heard that on the knews he said that he'd be delighted to go hunting with hilary clinton. if true lulz

[drewdriz]

Great! Check youtube video "Ode To Dick Cheney" it is cool to.

[drewdriz]

This guy is great. I also saw a video by "Unconstitutional" on youtube called "Ode To Dick Cheney" it was cool.

[GBart]

My god this guy is such a talented lyricist

[graaar]

Roy, if you ever perform in the northern California bay area, I MUST KNOW.

[Cabiee]

Since recently discovering Roy, I now have 3 names on my "dream list" of people I would most like to meet!

[oilotnoM]

about 1:30 ... LOL strip mined!

[graaar]

funny funny funny and disturbing. I like.

[graaar]

hahahahahahaha ohh man... brilliant!!

[msumedanthro]

LMAO! Roy Zimmerman is my hero, hands down.

[ChamedonToR]

type in "The Me And Gary Coleman" song, its better in my opinion

[realnoid]

Better than Bob.

[Nonamed22]

I love this song. Really good lyrics. ;D

[bobkat79]

Roy you are fantastic! Stumbling upon your songs has really made my week.

[frikalik]

How do you manage to get ALL your lyrics so complicated funny.. theres so many puns and double meanings and stuff shiieet

[GreenGoofball]

Tap my "phone" and shoot me in the face! ROFLMAO.

[nicolega2001]

Roy, you're brilliant!

[RoyyGreene]

Thanks ^_^ lol

[Morthagg]

:' )

[ScaperSteph]

lol

[melman]

Could you do a "how to play" for this please?

[McDaidUSA]

This song is so darn funny i don't know where to begin, and its done so well, it is priceless....

hopefully you will shame the bastards out of office, since there is little hope of getting rid of them any other way....

[781228XX]

Thanks, I got the gonorrhea part. I'm from Denamrk, and I don't know more about him, than I've heard on Letterman. But still:

This song rocks!

[781228XX]

What the hell is Sean Connerya?

[jonathanwilliamray]

It's a mental disease where you think/act too much like Sean Connery / James Bond. It's a play on "gonorrhea".

[DeblerQueen]

Awesome!!

[HCelticPrincessness]

LOLOL. Susan in Iowa