@irkofan You have every right to be irritated by my opinion, but that's all it is - an opinion; like assholes, everybody has one and they usually stink.
There is nothing wrong with bailey's fan base comprising primarily of nerds/geeks. It just is, that's all.
No. Not everyone is showbiz should be pretty. Take Woody Allen. While not hideous, he is not exactly a Greek God, and he would be the first to admit this, but I find him quite splendid.
.... Wait, what? Michal Bolton is aging? Guess you’ll have to start bangin’ corpses again. Just remember to use protection and if the head falls off you can just bury it again and pretend it never happened.
P.S when you bash Bill Bailey, all the villagers rise up for the hunt and fire and brimstone shall rain down on you.
@bofursgun 1st post i intentionally didn't "reply" because i didn't want to converse with you at all. but you did prove to me that your checking up on what others are saying here (6 days ago response to XNo1X). This is amusing but i find the whole thing so irrelevant. feel a bit sorry for you. are you bored ? broke a leg or something ? ( oh oh my "i's" aren't in capital hope the spelling nazi doesn't nail me again) P.s. wax lyrical? copy and paste from google actually
@chiffonshellsuit Oh come on - even you must find it vaguely amusing that you start waffling on the finer points of grammar but make a dreadful, basic grammatical error, confusing "you're" with "your." Normally, I could care less about the spelling/grammar of others, but could not resist with you, dear boy.
Maybe bill could do a hilarious, wry, obsevational parody of it.....?
@Surells How does simply parroting the lines verbatim of a mediocre performer merit a top comment? It's almost as bad as everyday people that post 'Rare to see two top comments that totally deserve it', utterly boring little englander
@XNo1XLuvzXMeX If he was comfortable with himself, he'd come clean, admit the fact he's balding and shave his hair or least cut it really short. It's a bit like short men who wear platform shoes, don't you think.....?
How pointing this out (the obvious) gives me issues is a complete mystery. I am six foot tall, and have, due to genetics, a healthy head of hair, albeit with a few grey streaks, but as I'm in my 40's no big deal!
@bofursgun Maybe he just likes the look, how else would he do an effective headbang? ;) lol. He's a rocker at heart, and he likes having long hair, which is actually still in amazing condition despite his hairline receding. Why should he have to cut it off just to make you feel better about yourself?
Are you sure you didn't post this mistakenly on a Ricky Gervais video......? And I never mentioned his looks. Only the fact he's a partial slaphead and can't come to terms with it. He's lying to himself and you.
@XNo1XLuvzXMeX You obviously have a thing for aging, pot bellied, balding old men.
No doubt you tossed and turned at night over Michael Bolton before he had the balls to admit the fact he was balding, and thankfully lopped off that awful jellyfish thatch.
Bailey should get the clippers out to feel feel better about himself!!! Let's all hope he has the courage to kill the streaky, dry frizz. Or at least get a deep creme rinse.
@bofursgun Lmaoo, it really bothers you doesn't it? You really think that a man like that doesn't deserve to be loved or something just because of the way he looks? You think all 'aging, pot-bellied' men should be lonely, and the fact that anyone could find him attractive scares you. I think Bill Bailey does feel good about himself, cos he knows that his personality outweighs the fact he is aging. I think it is you who has the problem. You are soo jealous :P
@XNo1XLuvzXMeX Do you have a crush on Bobbie Charlton for his magnificent combover?
The point here is that if you're bald/balding, don't lie to me, you and - more importantly - yourself. Just come clean and get some self respect by investing in a pair of clippers and ask the missus to give you a number 1 all over. That's what I'd do, but luckily I have a thick head of hair. Hereditary. The old man's the same as was his.
@bofursgun hahah :P he is hardly lying to us, we can all see his bald spot. He's not exactly wearing a wig and pretending he has hair when he doesn't. He's simply leaving it as it is cos he's awesome and he doesn't give a fuck :D. I bet you wear a toupee ;)
3. Baldies like bailey that grow that long whispy, shit string like hair at the back when they have nothing on top of their head.
Either way it's like short men who wear inserts in their shoes to appear taller, and it screams lies and denial, but the person you're lying to and deceiving the most is yourself. If bailey "doesn't give a fuck", the he'd shave all that frizz off it and come clean.
@bofursgun Ooh no, I'm replying to a post that's 4 weeks old! I must be really bored, or have broken a leg or something! I love Bill's hair, and I love his belly. His eyes are really blue, his voice is nice, he's very intelligent, and I am 24 year old woman who is not afraid to admit that she has a bit of a crush on an aging troll. By your comments, you are obviously an Adonis of a man capable of making informed decisions about the way people look. (Also, it's called a skullet.)
@bofursgun Also, "The Missus"? Are you living in 1950? Are you implying that Bill is somehow incapable of shaving? I don't think the skullet stems from being incapable of shaving, so much as a will to rebel and keep it around. If it offends you so, why not go watch someone with a full head of hair. Before now, I had no clue that male-pattern-baldness hinted at a deep-seated inhumanity. Here I thought it was a marker of excessive testosterone.
@irkofan Firstly, I did not use a capital "t" or "m" when writing "the missus." Some grammatical copy and paste respect please.
And "missus" is a fine, fine term in the annals of Brit comedy. Look no further than Frankie Howerd or the timeless "suits you, sir" Fast Show skits.
Dear, if you're going to be a comedic Anglophile, at least know your history and try to steer clear of porky, baldie comics whose fan base is made up primarily of Lord of The Rings fans.
@bofursgun I'm sorry, I guess I was just irritated by your opinion, which really seemed to amount to; Everyone in show business should be pretty because I said so. Anyways, I don't entirely see what's wrong with Bill's fanbase being nerds/geeks, or are you just being insulting and spiteful with that-----or perhaps it's another attempt at humor on your part. I guess I'll never know. (Seeing as how I'm blocking you after I've sent this message, and don't really care to know.)
My local Argos lets you view the treasure as well. But one can't possibly see to the end, for Argos' treasure is infinite. The rate at which it is sold and replaced is impossible to view in one lifetime, and transcends human experience.
Our local Argos has no doors to where all the stuff is kept, just a big archway to the back storage. I have peered into its depths at Christmas shopping time and lived.
@NewYorker41696 Lol, Argos is a shop that has counters with loads of giant laminated books. You find what you want in the book (they have everything in the world ever) and do a stock check on a little machine with the item's special code. You write down the code and after paying, give it to someone behind the counter and they'll vanish into a door and bring out whatever you ordered lol. Truly a magical place.
@cpcgamer In the 21 years that my wife worked at Argos' Milton Keynes HQ I don't think she ever came across the phrase "Laminated book of dreams". Bill must have made it up....
@irkofan You have every right to be irritated by my opinion, but that's all it is - an opinion; like assholes, everybody has one and they usually stink.
There is nothing wrong with bailey's fan base comprising primarily of nerds/geeks. It just is, that's all.
No. Not everyone is showbiz should be pretty. Take Woody Allen. While not hideous, he is not exactly a Greek God, and he would be the first to admit this, but I find him quite splendid.
Just my humble opinion.....
bofursgun 3 days ago 3
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1:51 Looks like a Marshall Valvestate. I gots me one of them :')
Looby6995 3 weeks ago
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order number 666, to your collection point please...
skyrat1991 1 month ago
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.... Wait, what? Michal Bolton is aging? Guess you’ll have to start bangin’ corpses again. Just remember to use protection and if the head falls off you can just bury it again and pretend it never happened.
P.S when you bash Bill Bailey, all the villagers rise up for the hunt and fire and brimstone shall rain down on you.
biclopsbob 1 month ago
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Aww he didn't talk about the "order number 123" woman..
bonnijee 1 month ago
rofl at bofursgun. 40 year old troll . Think he got upset at you guys. That's what happens when your an irrelevant ignoramus.
Noun: An ignorant or stupid person.
Synonyms: know-nothing
chironshell 1 month ago
@chironshellsuit 43 actually.
And it's spelled "you're" and not "your".
And then you wax lyrical on nouns and synonyms in an oh so "cheeky", devilishly witty way.
What a chump.
bofursgun 1 month ago
@bofursgun 1st post i intentionally didn't "reply" because i didn't want to converse with you at all. but you did prove to me that your checking up on what others are saying here (6 days ago response to XNo1X). This is amusing but i find the whole thing so irrelevant. feel a bit sorry for you. are you bored ? broke a leg or something ? ( oh oh my "i's" aren't in capital hope the spelling nazi doesn't nail me again) P.s. wax lyrical? copy and paste from google actually
chironshell 1 month ago
@chiffonshellsuit Oh come on - even you must find it vaguely amusing that you start waffling on the finer points of grammar but make a dreadful, basic grammatical error, confusing "you're" with "your." Normally, I could care less about the spelling/grammar of others, but could not resist with you, dear boy.
Maybe bill could do a hilarious, wry, obsevational parody of it.....?
bofursgun 1 month ago
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I used to be a pale, mythical warden of the treasure, then i became too old to go to the Narnia of household goods ;_;
Kixstri 1 month ago
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Rare to see two top comments that totally deserve it.
Surells 1 month ago
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@Surells How does simply parroting the lines verbatim of a mediocre performer merit a top comment? It's almost as bad as everyday people that post 'Rare to see two top comments that totally deserve it', utterly boring little englander
fralust 1 month ago
5th rate Seinfeld crap.
fralust 1 month ago
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@fralust Jog on misery face
Surells 1 month ago
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The Tardis of Toasters. Awwwww yeah.
LCRDKazrai 2 months ago
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@Bofursgun
You have issues if you care so much what he looks like. Unlike you, he is comfortable with himself.
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 2 months ago
@XNo1XLuvzXMeX If he was comfortable with himself, he'd come clean, admit the fact he's balding and shave his hair or least cut it really short. It's a bit like short men who wear platform shoes, don't you think.....?
How pointing this out (the obvious) gives me issues is a complete mystery. I am six foot tall, and have, due to genetics, a healthy head of hair, albeit with a few grey streaks, but as I'm in my 40's no big deal!
bofursgun 1 month ago
@bofursgun Maybe he just likes the look, how else would he do an effective headbang? ;) lol. He's a rocker at heart, and he likes having long hair, which is actually still in amazing condition despite his hairline receding. Why should he have to cut it off just to make you feel better about yourself?
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 1 month ago
Why doesn't he just admit he's a slaphead baldie and shave off all that crap whispy hair? Worse than a combover.
The man has issues.
bofursgun 2 months ago
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@bofursgun Nobody gives a toss hahaha he's funny and interesting and creative. Looks don't even count
ThisIsEnglaaand 1 month ago
@thisused2bengland "Funny and interesting", say you?
Are you sure you didn't post this mistakenly on a Ricky Gervais video......? And I never mentioned his looks. Only the fact he's a partial slaphead and can't come to terms with it. He's lying to himself and you.
Long live Karl Pilkington!!!!!!!!!
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@bofursgun ever think he likes his hair like that? I'd say he does considering hes had it like that for fucking years
Psychomaniac363 1 month ago
@Psychomaniac363 I bet it's soft as silk. Love his hair.
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 1 month ago
@XNo1XLuvzXMeX You obviously have a thing for aging, pot bellied, balding old men.
No doubt you tossed and turned at night over Michael Bolton before he had the balls to admit the fact he was balding, and thankfully lopped off that awful jellyfish thatch.
Bailey should get the clippers out to feel feel better about himself!!! Let's all hope he has the courage to kill the streaky, dry frizz. Or at least get a deep creme rinse.
Are you also into combovers?
bofursgun 1 month ago
@bofursgun Lmaoo, it really bothers you doesn't it? You really think that a man like that doesn't deserve to be loved or something just because of the way he looks? You think all 'aging, pot-bellied' men should be lonely, and the fact that anyone could find him attractive scares you. I think Bill Bailey does feel good about himself, cos he knows that his personality outweighs the fact he is aging. I think it is you who has the problem. You are soo jealous :P
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 1 month ago
@XNo1XLuvzXMeX Do you have a crush on Bobbie Charlton for his magnificent combover?
The point here is that if you're bald/balding, don't lie to me, you and - more importantly - yourself. Just come clean and get some self respect by investing in a pair of clippers and ask the missus to give you a number 1 all over. That's what I'd do, but luckily I have a thick head of hair. Hereditary. The old man's the same as was his.
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@bofursgun hahah :P he is hardly lying to us, we can all see his bald spot. He's not exactly wearing a wig and pretending he has hair when he doesn't. He's simply leaving it as it is cos he's awesome and he doesn't give a fuck :D. I bet you wear a toupee ;)
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 1 month ago
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@XXXlovesmen What do you think is worse?
1. A combover
2. A toupe
3. Baldies like bailey that grow that long whispy, shit string like hair at the back when they have nothing on top of their head.
Either way it's like short men who wear inserts in their shoes to appear taller, and it screams lies and denial, but the person you're lying to and deceiving the most is yourself. If bailey "doesn't give a fuck", the he'd shave all that frizz off it and come clean.
Insecure.
bofursgun 1 month ago
@bofursgun Ooh no, I'm replying to a post that's 4 weeks old! I must be really bored, or have broken a leg or something! I love Bill's hair, and I love his belly. His eyes are really blue, his voice is nice, he's very intelligent, and I am 24 year old woman who is not afraid to admit that she has a bit of a crush on an aging troll. By your comments, you are obviously an Adonis of a man capable of making informed decisions about the way people look. (Also, it's called a skullet.)
irkofan 1 week ago
@bofursgun Also, "The Missus"? Are you living in 1950? Are you implying that Bill is somehow incapable of shaving? I don't think the skullet stems from being incapable of shaving, so much as a will to rebel and keep it around. If it offends you so, why not go watch someone with a full head of hair. Before now, I had no clue that male-pattern-baldness hinted at a deep-seated inhumanity. Here I thought it was a marker of excessive testosterone.
irkofan 1 week ago
@irkofan Firstly, I did not use a capital "t" or "m" when writing "the missus." Some grammatical copy and paste respect please.
And "missus" is a fine, fine term in the annals of Brit comedy. Look no further than Frankie Howerd or the timeless "suits you, sir" Fast Show skits.
Dear, if you're going to be a comedic Anglophile, at least know your history and try to steer clear of porky, baldie comics whose fan base is made up primarily of Lord of The Rings fans.
Right?
bofursgun 4 days ago
@bofursgun I'm sorry, I guess I was just irritated by your opinion, which really seemed to amount to; Everyone in show business should be pretty because I said so. Anyways, I don't entirely see what's wrong with Bill's fanbase being nerds/geeks, or are you just being insulting and spiteful with that-----or perhaps it's another attempt at humor on your part. I guess I'll never know. (Seeing as how I'm blocking you after I've sent this message, and don't really care to know.)
irkofan 4 days ago
OMG, I love this bit so much. <3
irkofan 2 months ago
What does part troll mean?
mattfox14 2 months ago
@mattfox14 Name of The Show/Tour I think.
TheChloZoNeko 2 months ago
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0 people are....wait.
lilkillize 2 months ago 2
love this :'D
JasBaku 2 months ago
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This makes me so proud to work at Argos!
freyalou95 2 months ago 2
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I imagine Tim Minchin saying...
"Father...???"
jantisoy 3 months ago 10
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After working at Argos this becomes 100 times funnier
pedmond1 3 months ago in playlist Liked 3
So many beautiful things, I cannot posses them all! Stock check! Lol
bmobekac 3 months ago
I WORK AT ARGOS :D
Kidney555 4 months ago 2
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@Kidney555 Is your job title "Mythical Warden Of The Treasure"?
astral365 4 months ago 3
@Kidney555
Gah - Pale Mythical Warden of the Treasure!
binarynightmare 3 months ago 2
@Kidney555 what is like to work for argos ?
23withthemoneytree 3 months ago
My local Argos lets you view the treasure as well. But one can't possibly see to the end, for Argos' treasure is infinite. The rate at which it is sold and replaced is impossible to view in one lifetime, and transcends human experience.
Szaam 4 months ago 2
TARDIS of toasters. Lol.
MJLongman 5 months ago 2
cheered up my overcast friday :D
Mikeydsmith 5 months ago
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Our local Argos has no doors to where all the stuff is kept, just a big archway to the back storage. I have peered into its depths at Christmas shopping time and lived.
thishatandyou 5 months ago 13
November here we come!
legodarknight101 6 months ago
i dont get it... i hate being so american.
NewYorker41696 6 months ago
@NewYorker41696 Lol, Argos is a shop that has counters with loads of giant laminated books. You find what you want in the book (they have everything in the world ever) and do a stock check on a little machine with the item's special code. You write down the code and after paying, give it to someone behind the counter and they'll vanish into a door and bring out whatever you ordered lol. Truly a magical place.
Bethster7 6 months ago 2
@Bethster7 thank you for enlightening me.
NewYorker41696 6 months ago
@NewYorker41696 thank you for enlaminating me
Greensmurf 5 months ago 2
@Bethster7 Wow, that sounds cool.
Mullahgrrl 5 months ago
"the wardens of the treasure" MUAHAHAHA!
nukebacon876 6 months ago
omg love <3
ThisIsEnglaaand 7 months ago
Watched him live yesterday, I was rolling around crying with laughter!! :'D
johnnyboyA7X 7 months ago 2
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up to this point no dislikes!!!!!! YOU Have taste!!!!!
antjh1981 8 months ago 2
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i used to be a pale mythical warden of the treasure....then i was banished (fired) 8D
MrOmnisetsu 8 months ago 6
@cpcgamer In the 21 years that my wife worked at Argos' Milton Keynes HQ I don't think she ever came across the phrase "Laminated book of dreams". Bill must have made it up....
simplydv 8 months ago
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The Narnia of household goods
it's like a betting shop...the tiny pens....little slips...and where EVERYONE IS A WINNER!
God there's so much great material in this clip! sensational!
mumfy3131 8 months ago 7
''So many beautiful things, i cannot possess them all''
*cries* ''Quick, stock check''
squatch1983 8 months ago 2
:') crying with laughter, gotta love Bill
AuroraElite 9 months ago
Tradis of toasters <3
RobertBerg123 9 months ago
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Why is the keyboard covered in plastic?
TO CATCH THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER!
MrZeppels 11 months ago 88
Must.Resist.Making.A.Fap.Joke ><
santajimi 2 months ago
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So hey, fun fact, "Laminated book of dreams" is a term used in official Argos training materials.
CPCGamer 1 year ago 135
@CPCGamer LOL!
matty77reynolds 11 months ago
@CPCGamer it really is lmao
ThePagslab1 9 months ago
@CPCGamer It was also used in the Argos warehouse where i used to work
gordongate 2 months ago
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@CPCGamer Brilliant!!!
cascrosschris 1 month ago