Except canada. Melbourne and Vancouver have been at eachothers throats for years now for the title of best city and JUST because we here in Vancouver did a LITTLE rioting and smashed a FEW cars because we lost a hockey game doesn't mean that Melbourne should have beaten us this year.
I'm afraid I cannot sympathise as this is an issue I and my countrymen deal with regularly and to which you have always turned a blind eye you unfeeling foreign fucks
The reason the key broke without opening the door is that in that level time flows in the direction you move, so if you open the door going left the next step to the left undoes your action, re-closing the door.
I didn't realize it at first either, but it's not a cheap trick, it's just how the level works.
wait a minuete..when he said the girl may be the atomic bomb if you get all the gold star's she blowsup like an atomic bomb...YAHTZEE YOU SNEAKY DEVIL
He is right when I went to aussie land I walked into an EB games for shits and giggles to see what there market was like. and once I saw a game onsale for 99 AUS dollars whichs is worth ALOT more then a Crappy US Dollar.. I was SHOCKED and border line horrified.. and then I felt guilty due to the fact that... that is Bullshit... And Now I have another reason to hate the country I live in..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Wait, who is Adrian?
I swear I will one day move to Australia to get away from my fellow annoying americans, besides I can speak in a British accent with out being called a twat
@CitizenDio they are because with the exception of the harbours there is little or polution plus every coastal town (even a shit house one like mine) has at least 5 different beaches near by and they're all pretty damn good, and thats from a person who hates swimming more then a cat.
It still bugs me that the "two doors one key" scenario as he describes it doesn't exist in the game. There's an obvious explanation/solution when you think about how the levels in that world work.
I think that it could be Yahtzee's subconscious reference to Adrian Chmielarz, a guy that created Painkiller and later ...... Bulletstorm. And I'm pretty sure (after seeing reviews of both games) that in Yahtzee's opinion the difference between Painkiller and Bulletstorm is like the difference between getting a blowjob , and making a blowjob.
Damn! You're right . The Braid review came out in 8-27-2008 . But funny thing , check the Assassin's Creed Revelation review . It came out a few weeks after these "Adrian" comments ;)
@terrytalar Not a half-bad thought, but unfortunately I think this entire review predates Bulletstorm, so I don't think that quite works.
Then again, "Adrian" is pretty wedged into a fairly large chunk of the world's collective subconscious thanks to Rocky, so maybe that's it. Or maybe he's just pulling out random names, who knows?
O yes kiraina25 it predates Bulettstorm . It came out in 2008. So You're right . But - another thought - People Can Fly were also known in those times, for f*cking up the PC conversion of "Gears of War" . So maybe " .. . F%^% off back to Gears of War... " means that's I'm not so wrong after all ;)
I balance out the prices in Australia by unashamedly pirating the everlovingfuck out every mainstream game that involves guns and ludicrous development funds in some way
$99 for some CoD rehash of bland uncreative pisswash? Why dont I just cut off my dick now and give myself a morbid fellatio like a really bad idea for a Saw movie, because I'm having trouble telling the difference between that, and giving you wallet molesting anal merchants my hard earned cash (much obliged centrelink)
uhhhh? me? well im not one of the ppl who do that stuff buying master cheif toys and bullshit. im more of a youtube minion who wastes his extra time not watching youtube on PC games such as TF2, HL2, Portal, CSS, and garrysmod. Im practically a minion to you yahtzee lol. so when you made that part some ppl werent in on it. Lol.
@guguigugu um... I don't know where you come from, so I can't say definitively... and although I admit that Australia doesn't have all the best beaches in the world, we certainly have some of the best beaches in the world. Assuming you're american, you'll probably argue Miami and the Hamptons, but Australia is practically encircled by awesome beaches. We have 10,000 of them, along 50,000 km of coastline.
@latuacantante121 all you have to do is click on me, and you'll see i'm from croatia. and i could say the same thing - not the best, but among the best ^^
@guguigugu Ok, I really couldn't be bothered clicking on your name to find where you're from. Most people here that speak English are American anyway, it's generally quicker to assume. Sorry.
But in Croatia, even if you have the same percentage of some of the worlds nicest beaches, Australia has more than ten times the coastline of Croatia. Also, why are we arguing about beaches mentioned in a comedic game review? Let's just accept that Croatia and Australia both have epic beaches.
Braid actually has 5 secret stars that are retardedlly hard to get and you are not even told they exist. But ifyou get all of them you unlock a secret ending.
But good luck getting them. one of them you have to wait two and a half hours to get.
@needmoreramgames That's rather coincidental...while not all that retardedly hard to achieve, the second prince of persia game DOES have a sort of system like that where you unlock fancy health bonuses after navigating through a hallway that would make jigsaw proud which eventually manifest themselves in a sword and fancy ending. Much like Braid, you're not told about them in game, and only in going online do you actually discover both what to do and what happens afterward.
Wow, it's kind of nice (and sad at the same time) to know that it's not just my country government that is a real dick. I mean, we already don't earn much money, and there's a lot of unemployment, and we still pay double the price? What's the advantage of living here instead of the USA again (other than the fact that most americans are fucking morons who feels like they rule the world and are always right)?
Lol. Nicest beaches tax. So true. Even though lately the Aussie dollar has been kicking the US dollars' arse, we're still paying full price for all these games. So that is a minor bitch.
1 person is Adrian.
Lawsondgage 5 days ago
This is why I save my money so I can go and spend that on my holidays.
xRocketzFighterx 1 week ago
Except canada. Melbourne and Vancouver have been at eachothers throats for years now for the title of best city and JUST because we here in Vancouver did a LITTLE rioting and smashed a FEW cars because we lost a hockey game doesn't mean that Melbourne should have beaten us this year.
LeoWarrior14 1 week ago
"or maybe she is an atomic bomb" funny you said that, if you touch her while have 7/8 stars she atomically explodes
shadowcrawler687 1 week ago
review Beyond Good and Evil !!!!
spiritbond8 2 weeks ago
I'm afraid I cannot sympathise as this is an issue I and my countrymen deal with regularly and to which you have always turned a blind eye you unfeeling foreign fucks
iamthechanceman 2 weeks ago
$15 is too MUCH?!?! God, I'm lucky if I can get a descent DS game for less than $19.
SDReaper2009 2 weeks ago
@SDReaper2009 he is talking about ausy dollars
halorecon95 2 weeks ago
@halorecon95 ... what's the difference?
SDReaper2009 2 weeks ago
1:01 it worked...
SDReaper2009 2 weeks ago
The reason the key broke without opening the door is that in that level time flows in the direction you move, so if you open the door going left the next step to the left undoes your action, re-closing the door.
I didn't realize it at first either, but it's not a cheap trick, it's just how the level works.
Northensnow 3 weeks ago
Wait. But what do we british get for having a 50% mark up on our games? our beaches suck due to weather, yet we still pay the equiv of 70 usd...
rozzler 3 weeks ago
@rozzler
Move to Australia?
SummerRain51 3 weeks ago
@rozzler it's your government, but there is a country somewhere in the Euro region that pays the exact same price as the USD equivalent.
mmstick 2 weeks ago
My name's Aidan. That was close.
aidanivesdavis 3 weeks ago
I was like what the f%$k he said my name, lol
LittleBigGamer729 1 month ago
Haha my name is Drew! ^.^ xx
parkourDrew4745619 1 month ago in playlist Zero Punctuation
somehow i knew the top comment would be about adrian
dreadled 1 month ago
wait a minuete..when he said the girl may be the atomic bomb if you get all the gold star's she blowsup like an atomic bomb...YAHTZEE YOU SNEAKY DEVIL
bluespeed8 1 month ago
C...Can I actually get a shirt with the imp wielding a katana on it?
SageVallant 1 month ago
He is right when I went to aussie land I walked into an EB games for shits and giggles to see what there market was like. and once I saw a game onsale for 99 AUS dollars whichs is worth ALOT more then a Crappy US Dollar.. I was SHOCKED and border line horrified.. and then I felt guilty due to the fact that... that is Bullshit... And Now I have another reason to hate the country I live in..
FurettiLamborgini 2 months ago in playlist Zero Punctuation
@FurettiLamborgini yes our game price's never went back down after the gfc -_-
wildfire28382 1 month ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Wait, who is Adrian?
AceAttorny 2 months ago in playlist Zero Punctuation full playlist
I swear I will one day move to Australia to get away from my fellow annoying americans, besides I can speak in a British accent with out being called a twat
digitalzues13 2 months ago
@digitalzues13 if you speak with a british accent people will call you a twat here haha
our accents are quite different - his was sort of british with a hint of aussie, but aussie accents are a bit different
super6plx 2 months ago
@digitalzues13 you wont be called a tawt as much but you may be called a Pom or pommy hahahha
TheTelenation 1 month ago
@digitalzues13 i'd do the same, for that reason and because i want to check out the bar Yahtzee opened up
7777souleater 1 month ago
Do we get an apology if we got Psychonauts and worship the ground Tim Schaffer walks on?
adakun13 2 months ago
Oh, that's funny, he thinks Australia has nicer beaches than California or Florida.
CitizenDio 2 months ago
@CitizenDio Maybe not but being a stones throw away from Fiji helps.
TalynCo 2 months ago
@CitizenDio they are because with the exception of the harbours there is little or polution plus every coastal town (even a shit house one like mine) has at least 5 different beaches near by and they're all pretty damn good, and thats from a person who hates swimming more then a cat.
TheTelenation 1 month ago
@TheTelenation No polution**
TheTelenation 1 month ago
3:07 Nice lamp-shading Yahtzee...
kingvideogames 2 months ago
Enjoy your shitty beaches America :P
MrFisturmom 2 months ago
I agree, all the games that come out today are just pieces of crap.
MrTHEPOPTARTS 2 months ago
HA! I live in florida where the beach are just as nice or even better so fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
RednekGamurz 2 months ago
Adrian disliked this.
Ragnarockalypse 2 months ago
I am jealous of the beaches though. :(
cjrosa6 2 months ago
OH MY GOD! IM TO BLAME!!! *shoots myself*
CloudCereal553 2 months ago
GOD DAMNIT ADRIAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
xNistiNx 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
My name's not Adrian, but if it were I'd be shitting it right now
jakethemusicman 2 months ago
It still bugs me that the "two doors one key" scenario as he describes it doesn't exist in the game. There's an obvious explanation/solution when you think about how the levels in that world work.
frznbxy 3 months ago
WOOOO AUSTRALIA!
azzaman96 3 months ago
actual review starts at 1:30
xPurpleDrinkx9001 3 months ago
WAHEY!
Jcolinsol 3 months ago
"adrian" is not my name, but its what everyone calls me to tease me sometimes, so that part scared me shitless.
shadow11479 3 months ago 131
@shadow11479 whatever you say... ADRIAN :3
somerandomshark 3 months ago
@Jjamaaal
I think that it could be Yahtzee's subconscious reference to Adrian Chmielarz, a guy that created Painkiller and later ...... Bulletstorm. And I'm pretty sure (after seeing reviews of both games) that in Yahtzee's opinion the difference between Painkiller and Bulletstorm is like the difference between getting a blowjob , and making a blowjob.
terrytalar 4 months ago 121
@terrytalar Bare in mind Bulletstorm was being made under the watchfull eye of the leader of the Shittybrown shade coveredbased brigade - Epic Games.
And Developers like EPIC or EA are to creativity what sponges are to water.
supajasiu 2 months ago
@terrytalar
This review is much older than bulletstorm. At that time People Can Fly were known only for Painkiller.
SciassMort 1 month ago
@SciassMort
Damn! You're right . The Braid review came out in 8-27-2008 . But funny thing , check the Assassin's Creed Revelation review . It came out a few weeks after these "Adrian" comments ;)
terrytalar 1 month ago
@terrytalar Not a half-bad thought, but unfortunately I think this entire review predates Bulletstorm, so I don't think that quite works.
Then again, "Adrian" is pretty wedged into a fairly large chunk of the world's collective subconscious thanks to Rocky, so maybe that's it. Or maybe he's just pulling out random names, who knows?
kiraina25 4 weeks ago
@kiraina25
O yes kiraina25 it predates Bulettstorm . It came out in 2008. So You're right . But - another thought - People Can Fly were also known in those times, for f*cking up the PC conversion of "Gears of War" . So maybe " .. . F%^% off back to Gears of War... " means that's I'm not so wrong after all ;)
BTW. I'm aware that it is pure speculation.
terrytalar 3 weeks ago
@terrytalar how do you make a blowjob? Surely you give one instead (not gay)
mrgerry123 2 weeks ago
@mrgerry123 treat your girl well, take her to dinner, the movies and a blowjob is on the making \o/
felphero 2 weeks ago
@felphero
he was not asking, how to "get" , but how to "make" ...
terrytalar 2 weeks ago
@mrgerry123
U suck by now , so why u wanna be a better cocksucker ?
terrytalar 2 weeks ago
I balance out the prices in Australia by unashamedly pirating the everlovingfuck out every mainstream game that involves guns and ludicrous development funds in some way
$99 for some CoD rehash of bland uncreative pisswash? Why dont I just cut off my dick now and give myself a morbid fellatio like a really bad idea for a Saw movie, because I'm having trouble telling the difference between that, and giving you wallet molesting anal merchants my hard earned cash (much obliged centrelink)
7CellarDoors 4 months ago
good thing my name isn't... IT IS ADRIAN! NOOOO! Lol jk
rtyui136 4 months ago
hateful yankey twat? i like it it, sounds like he was mocked by Americans and now must remind every one how much they suck
GLoBeTree1 4 months ago
@GLoBeTree1 would you prefer denial yankey twat?
supajasiu 4 months ago
@supajasiu polish huh, nuff said
GLoBeTree1 4 months ago
@GLoBeTree1 Jewish actually.
supajasiu 4 months ago
uhhhh? me? well im not one of the ppl who do that stuff buying master cheif toys and bullshit. im more of a youtube minion who wastes his extra time not watching youtube on PC games such as TF2, HL2, Portal, CSS, and garrysmod. Im practically a minion to you yahtzee lol. so when you made that part some ppl werent in on it. Lol.
camofire096 4 months ago
"...Is he gone? GOOD I HATE THAT GUY!!!" :P
KingChayle87 4 months ago
but every australian insect, fish and animal wants you to die in a very painful way
guguigugu 5 months ago
@guguigugu You're clearly just jealous because we have the best beaches :P
latuacantante121 4 months ago
@latuacantante121 you so don't, we do! :P
guguigugu 4 months ago
@guguigugu um... I don't know where you come from, so I can't say definitively... and although I admit that Australia doesn't have all the best beaches in the world, we certainly have some of the best beaches in the world. Assuming you're american, you'll probably argue Miami and the Hamptons, but Australia is practically encircled by awesome beaches. We have 10,000 of them, along 50,000 km of coastline.
latuacantante121 4 months ago
@latuacantante121 all you have to do is click on me, and you'll see i'm from croatia. and i could say the same thing - not the best, but among the best ^^
guguigugu 4 months ago
@guguigugu Ok, I really couldn't be bothered clicking on your name to find where you're from. Most people here that speak English are American anyway, it's generally quicker to assume. Sorry.
But in Croatia, even if you have the same percentage of some of the worlds nicest beaches, Australia has more than ten times the coastline of Croatia. Also, why are we arguing about beaches mentioned in a comedic game review? Let's just accept that Croatia and Australia both have epic beaches.
latuacantante121 4 months ago
Braid actually has 5 secret stars that are retardedlly hard to get and you are not even told they exist. But ifyou get all of them you unlock a secret ending.
But good luck getting them. one of them you have to wait two and a half hours to get.
needmoreramgames 5 months ago
@needmoreramgames That's rather coincidental...while not all that retardedly hard to achieve, the second prince of persia game DOES have a sort of system like that where you unlock fancy health bonuses after navigating through a hallway that would make jigsaw proud which eventually manifest themselves in a sword and fancy ending. Much like Braid, you're not told about them in game, and only in going online do you actually discover both what to do and what happens afterward.
Iwastheret0 4 months ago
WOOH!!! psychonauts and beyond good and evil!!!
AceAttorny 5 months ago
4103
darkfafi 5 months ago
Oh damn. Now there are 4033 viewers. Ohwell.
RobDohChannel 5 months ago
OMG OMG OMG 3,999 VIEWS GONNA REFRESH THE PAGE
RobDohChannel 5 months ago
On Australia they also pay a lot for games?
Wow, it's kind of nice (and sad at the same time) to know that it's not just my country government that is a real dick. I mean, we already don't earn much money, and there's a lot of unemployment, and we still pay double the price? What's the advantage of living here instead of the USA again (other than the fact that most americans are fucking morons who feels like they rule the world and are always right)?
rodsk8dude 5 months ago
Lol. Nicest beaches tax. So true. Even though lately the Aussie dollar has been kicking the US dollars' arse, we're still paying full price for all these games. So that is a minor bitch.
iParry117 5 months ago
@iParry117 Can't you order games from a UK company and have them shipped?
wesmatron 5 months ago
I'm too busy playing all of my cheap games to go to the beach
LucidEyes17 5 months ago
Hahah, atomic bomb. Clever girl.
CharlesBeefy 6 months ago
Wow I can't belive someone would complain about 15 dollerz for an origanal game vs 90 for a unoriginal one
Cabikcreator 6 months ago
Yay, i can be first and not be BANNED!!!
TheDAPLR 6 months ago
@TheDAPLR
Woo.
Chriscompo69 6 months ago