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  • just got this for 1p

  • @98Lubo You got ripped off!

  • @Atripple you bet i did

  • The crab scene made me spit my water out

  • you forgot to mention that during sex scene Pink Floyd - Echos is playing

  • I just gave my credit card to a DVD retailer and told them to get me all the Richard Harrison movies with Ninja in the title. Will I have any money left?

  • 8:06 - Zardos speaks to you!

  • I had one of those muay Thai boxers come at me in Bangkok once. Very elaborate kick fighting moves. I just got my arms around him while he was posing and choked him out. These cinema fight scenes are hilarious.

  • wtf? that movie made no sense at all.

  • 4:02

    ROFLEEEEZ!

    I almost shit my pants XD

  • It's so ridiculous that the english actors are saying the same thing as the dubs, and even more ridiculous that they just play the lines late.

  • The model for the robot featured in this movie, was eventually used by Hasbro, to make the Transformer's toy "Omega Supreme"...

  • I really wish I bought this film when I saw it in Poundland or The Works.

  • 4:48 That is the loudest bitch slap I've ever heard!

  • why nobody wants to upload the whole movie or any other godfrey ho ninja movie on youtube

  • Only highlight in the review is the name Jaguar Wong what a cool name.

  • The guy wearing the wig is Hwang Jang Lee... a legend in Asian cinema.

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  • I think it's crazy that Richard Harrison turned down A Fistful of Dollars and suggested Clint Eastwood instead. We have a lot to thank Mr. Harrison for.

  • this review is terrible, this film was a cinematic masterpierce and was the high point of richard harrisons career

  • WOW he must of had one hell of a shitty career LOL.

  • pretty much haha appearing in a couple of ninja films and then having the footage chopped up and placed into about 12 different films, and some other less notable western films..

  • Reminds me of Bruce lee film Game of death 2. His Footage was chopped up to make that film over ten years after his death LOL. =)

    But really 12 films WTF!?

  • you forgot the garfield phone !

  • Hilarious review, LMAO!! Who's the guy that plays Richard Harrison? Do you know where to find the man himself?

  • Thanks! The guy who plays Richard Harrison in this video is Professor Bruce, who sometimes appears in the reviews. As for the man himself, I believe he has his own electronics company these days in America, although I also read he lives in France. I'm sure he's still running around killing ninjas though! ;)

  • @shitcasecinema Look what Dicky said, "In my opinion, it is a death wish for an actor to be in too many B or should I say C movies. Maybe my greatest contribution to cinema was not doing Fistful of Dollars, and recommending Clint for the part."

  • 5: 42 - that's the gong from the Mortal Kombat theme song

  • Hahaha well spotted mate, I know you're a big fan of MK but that's really well spotted :D

  • why thank you.

  • 7:47 "oh so thats y its calld Ninja (Terminator) not coz schwarzenegger's in it not lol"

  • I can't help but think of Arnie as the Terminator when I think about this movie. Could you imagine him doing ninja moves? :P

  • it would probably be Commando, but with ninjas.

  • lol & thats a good one may be but it depends

  • Lol its a self defense baton

  • Did I say "turdburger?" I meant "magnificent piece of filmmaking."

  • Nice to see that someone else has seen this turdburger. The scene with the robot in it is the most awesomely bad thing evar.

  • ROTFL! The wig man! LOLOLOL! That's Hwang Jang Lee and he's still pretty hot! But he doesn't wear a wig anymore. ^__^

  • Awesome :D Do you know the name of the guy who played Jaguar Wong? Did he do any other films?

  • The man who played Jaguar Wong was Jack Lam. Yes, he made a few more films but not many. If you do a search for this movie on the imdb you will find the answers you are looking for. ^__^

  • I got a lil disturbed with the whole throwing the ninja stars at the crabs, that was well cruel, they cant help it if they were drunk

  • Thanks for the review, it was great. I just wish they made more films like that.

  • incredible. theres no other word for it. it's just incredible.

  • Another top review. Loved alcholic Bruce AKA 'Richard'. I will just have to watch the film now. So bad that its good! Poor crabs! You wouldnt get away with that now! LOL!

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