The Matrix: Dodge this (HD)

[brotherhomie]

0:14 throwing knife lol!

[philbey09]

oh how i love the witty banter of you tube comments, at times they are better than the video themselves

[InzaneMode]

Only bad part about the movie was that trinity had no boobs

[minnnanogolf5]

Dodge This ( -.-)

[Ruttie2]

I see someone needs braces.

[MrSunnyboy1999]

There's a thing I realized ...... Why doesn't he just shoot into his feet at 0:27 ???? Just sayin' .

[Gellis2009]

@MrSunnyboy1999 because.....sshhhhh

[1107TCMS]

i love this cause my name is Tom Anderson : )

[AnimationationStudio]

@SirBurstify The matrix had a system glitch.

[Romansssz]

I wanna see him dodge 3 gatling guns

[5xOver]

Keanu Reeves has fucked up teeth.

[RidesClouds]

Teachers are pencil necks

captcha: haliticalb

[djchrisi]

Stupid gay German movie translators made Trinity say: "Only a machine"

[timliddi]

Trinity ahh man Trinity.

[waterflame26]

Damn, this is SO BADASS!!

[MegaFlorin33]

badass fight scene 

[freakycookie101]

This will always be an epic scene in movie history.

[AlexChanNZ]

Dear Neo, Y U NO SHOOT AGENT"S CROTCH!?

[jnestor481]

That beretta is so sexy

[Neves7561]

"Dodge this" now in HD.

[aaaazzzzable]

@archi99ful Wow your retarded Jesus wasn't in the wilderness. If you gonna make dumb butt jokes at least get your fact straight pathetic mean sack.

[KnoxCarbon]

Is that the first time anyone has successfully "killed" an agent?

[NiceTry7890]

just shoot him in the lag

[tehd00d1]

This bullet dodging scene IS the matrix. Everyone knows what it means when you say " look! He's doing the matrix!"

[9cloudersprofile]

I would of laughed if he dodged it

[oMrzubier]

i watched the martix trilogy countless times !!! if you can dodge gun shots why cant you dodge a simple punch like that ?

[Lochness2992]

k, that scene is awesome...

[marc80s]

"You move like they do. I've never seen anyone move that fast."

[BlissfulPsychosis]

@MSDesign87 Right. They're hackers, and their RSI-Avatars, their minds in the Matrix, are thus, physical viruses so to speak. They're the avatars that the hackers use to disrupt the program. Viruses. Smith, on the other hand is a very literal computer virus. He's like a firewall gone viral against both viruses and benign programs.

[5tateOfEmergency]

for example the rebels can hack into systems, like when trinity instantly learns to pilot a helicopter or when neo and trinity have a weapon cache roll in just before they raid the lobby

[5tateOfEmergency]

wait so the agents are the good guys, like police?. it seems like they have the same purpose as a firewall and the rebels(neo, morpheus etc) are trying to get around it

[MSDesign87]

@5tateOfEmergency You said it!

[BlissfulPsychosis]

@5tateOfEmergency No. The Agents are Firewalls in the system. By the Matrix's laws, they're good, yes. But the Matrix, itself, it evil, and used by the machines to subjugate humans, so, in reality, they're bad guys. That's the point of the Matrix. The Agents keep out viruses and hackers, but because they work for the system, that makes them bad. They're still not "evil," per se. Just doing what they're programmed to do.

[5tateOfEmergency]

@BlissfulPsychosis ah i get it now, thanks for explaining

[RadioActive236]

Agent Smith isn't very good at dodging...

[hahaz85]

and the glass windows behind doesn't even crack! Amazing!

[ZeeN4v0]

this movie is a greater achievement in american history then the flight to the moon.

[MrSpidey117]

1:27 -> the legs. seriously. Just shoot the legs...

[IMynaar]

anyone else notice,gun was on his temple, then suddenly hes facing her? and the bullet is in his fore head??

[ducktapepilot]

Trinity = SEXY!!!!

[jofowowness]

boom shaca lacka bitches, epicness!

[MrProdigypaintball]

Like a boss

[SirBurstify]

0:34 Drops guns.

0:40 - 0:50 Guns?

[Soriua]

@SirBurstify Also, when Trinity says "Dodge this", the agent change his stand position to another when the camera angle changes.

[BaronVonGordon]

@SirBurstify Glitch in the matrix caused by the smith program interacting with the neo anomaly.

[Trace0002222]

Anyone here from that thread in League of Legends? :D

[AydenMize]

0:42

The guns Neo dropped aren't on the ground anymore.MOVIE MISTAKE!!!

[036JH]

@AydenMize All the dead dudes are gone too. This was a conscious decision made by the directors, who didn't like the look of the shot with all that crap lying around.

[Dmured00]

@AydenMize Its was not a movie mistake. It was a glitch in the Matrix.

[JonesArmandoHoward]

I dodged it she has to go back to israel and they are going to pound her with rocks until she dies...

Effing Nephilim...

[DarkmastersSCHINKEN]

"Only Human!"-"Dogde this!" ?? in the german version it says "Only human!" - "Only machine!" because " versuche dem hier auszuweichen" would be much to long for the sync ^^

[IMaxwell727]

if u pause at 0:58 n look at the building its the sponser of Man Utd

[TheElemental1991]

The pilots name is Kim...

[thecatlands]

Pause at 0:32.

You can tell that Neo has uneven teeth. I just now noticed that.

[Eg0n97]

@thecatlands Thats the power of Blu-Ray :D

[MrAnonymimus]

Der Agent wich den Schüssen aus, but then Neo took a shot at his knee!

[TheElemental1991]

1:01 is my wallpaper :)

[BlissfulPsychosis]

You guys do realize that the Agents aren't viruses, right? They're the anti-virus programs.  Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, and the Rebels are all the viruses. The Agents are just doing their jobs.

[1Kovik]

@BlissfulPsychosis Though, their job is to assist in subduing all of humankind.

[TheSlenderFan]

@BlissfulPsychosis not until smith gets freed in the second movie

[keturiosakyss]

@BlissfulPsychosis Actually Rebels are Rebels. Smith after the first movie turned into something like virus.

[tearosekennedy]

@BlissfulPsychosis But Neo constructed and created The Matrix for his own evolution and entertainment; and therefore he is a mere computer programmer?

[TheSiriusVenom]

@BlissfulPsychosis No The agents is the viruses. your only anti-neo

[BlissfulPsychosis]

@TheSiriusVenom Nope. They're bad guys, but most-definitely anti-viruses. They delete rebels and exiles, neither of which have any business being in the system. I mean, look at the things the rebels are capable of. Hax.

[BlissfulPsychosis]

@TheSiriusVenom Also, yes. I am Anti-Neo. Not because I don't like him, but because my last name is Anderson. Whenever I would get back to school after a sick day? MISTER ANDERSON. Welcome back. We missed you. Every. Single. Time.

[xleax]

@BlissfulPsychosis hehe that's funny

[starzine]

@BlissfulPsychosis LOL

[carrieannefan1]

@BlissfulPsychosis

It's pointless to keep fighting, MISTER ANDERSON.

[wootdafak]

@BlissfulPsychosis

How ws your day MISTER ANDERSON ?

[raizentoushi]

@BlissfulPsychosis I LOUGHT HALF AN HOUR AT YOUR COMMENT... ur brilliant !....(sorry for caps lock but ur too cool)

[bazzarr]

@BlissfulPsychosis Too funny Mr Anderson!

[WorldPhoenix1]

@TheSiriusVenom No, they aren't viruses.

Morpheus: "Sentient programs. They can move in and out of any software still hard wired to their system..... But they are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the doors. They are holding all the keys, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them."

I would think they are more firewalls, keeping anyone from getting out. That's why they hunt down people who are "unplugged" at all times.

[Luigi4evernevermario]

@BlissfulPsychosis Except Smith. Because he's corrupt and stuff.

[WorldPhoenix1]

@Luigi4evernevermario Only after Neo becomes the one, as the program tries to balance the sudden change in an equation within the Matrix.

[Luigi4evernevermario]

@WorldPhoenix1 he still turns corrupt.

[WorldPhoenix1]

@Luigi4evernevermario Well yes, but that's because he's no longer an agent. He was able to break outside what he was originally coded to do thanks to Neo.

[MSDesign87]

@BlissfulPsychosis

No... SMITH turns into a virus. "infecting" everything he touches and turns it like him. The rebels are simply hackers, and the agents are indeed somewhat like anti-virus, although they are more like the Matrix's firewall.

[properganderusa]

@BlissfulPsychosis

Yes, the agents are the Nuremberg defense.

[digi7al3891]

@BlissfulPsychosis Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, and the Rebels = ANONYMOUS

[Apeloff1992]

@BlissfulPsychosis Or maybe you can call them hackers, thats what i do.

[iAmPwndge]

1:01 lol

[a1sauses]

LOL did anyone notice that all the dodged bullets never cracked a single hole in the building behind the agent

[FlyHard107X]

the top comment has no likes.......

[SSBMsounds]

@FlyHard107X That always happens. Weird...

[starocean247]

-Neo while doing the matrix-

Neo: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIT!

[IIShani]

I repeat, we are under a tack!

[2nadalfederer1]

@IIShani

Laughed so hard. I imagined a tack upon their heads. (Just like Damocles sword.)

[enticingmuffin]

@IIShani your comment is so simple, yet freaking hilarious

[IIShani]

@enticingmuffin thx :D

[SimsForever1996]

@IIShani lol

[707westman]

computer viruses will never learn will they

[DannyIsKing]

there is so many mistakes in this one video

[MrJulianGalt]

@DannyIsKing there are one mistake in your sentence

[sofiann2]

@MrJulianGalt There IS one mistake in your sentence, Y U NO SPIK ENGRISH?

[QRXenomorphs]

That was his own damn fault! He supposed to be a computer virus yet he didn't bother to think about Trinity!

[Lukjane]

@QRXenomorphs Agents aren't computer virus's.

[QRXenomorphs]

@Lukjane yes they are the matrix is a computer world and they're viruses

[Lukjane]

@QRXenomorphs You don't pay attention...at all. It's sad, and with a such a simple movie. The agents are an antibody. Smith, however, turns into a virus after he's freed from the system (from NEO). Dumbass.

[enticingmuffin]

@Lukjane this isn't a simple movie...

[Lukjane]

@enticingmuffin The Matrix is pretty simple. Deep ≠ Complicated. Though, judging from your insipidity, this movie might just be a tad too difficult for you to understand.

[QRXenomorphs]

@Lukjane there's no need to be calling names you don't see me calling you an asshole for that comment do you

[Lukjane]

@QRXenomorphs I'm calling you a dumbass for arguing over something so obvious.

[mrdoinktheclown100]

nice movie :D

[90mv]

I wonder what the reaction in the movie theater was like

[yanghao6998]

@90mv lol my parents watched this in the theater

[jesusramosism]

claro que cambio para siempre las películas de acción........... pero en errores, N°1- cuando NEO suelta sus armas estas caen al piso, luego no están en el momento en que esquiva los disparos, luego por arte de magia aparecen de nuevo,( 0:36 - 0:50 ) N°2- TRINITY apunta de costado al agente, cerca de la cien, en el cambio de escena le dispara de frente en la cabeza,(1:00 - 1:04 ) dos errores en 1:10...... no esta mal

[lyshyzh]

sydney town hall

[maroonoasis]

why would the Agent completely disregard Trinity?

[90mv]

@maroonoasis guess he didn't see her as a threat

[RRReid294]

possibly the best line

[CognitiveNetwork]

Who is laughing at 1:04? Do you also hear it?

[CognitiveNetwork]

Press 4 repeatedly to reload

[machstarfox]

why didn't neo shoot him in the leg. the agent wasn't moving his legs....

[actionguy87]

When the agent dodged all of those bullets that Neo shot, the glass panes in the skyscraper behind him did not shatter...

[dude223100]

fail

LOL



[GhostLink92]

I used to be an agent, then I took a bullet to the head.

[CalumGraves]

@GhostLink92 not funny.

[shino475]

this is where neo made the matrix his bitch

[mmarcelo99]

dog shit?

[SuperAnnoyingtroll]

@ForeverSims46 You are a blocking faggot.

[davenw6]

Great great movie if only the sequels were half as good.

[AtlantiXYL]

he could shoot his leg

[jzrit580]

What happened to the guns on the floor? Why didn't the glass shatter? Why did he get shot in the forehead? .... How about you just watch the movie and be happy. This was the sh*t. Nitpicking idiots.

[mysteryk1234]

Why don't they just shoot him in the legs?

[MeanMomment]

Neo got sum ugly teeth lol

[fulgore256]

: 37 to : 49 the part that chance the matrix saga .

[alexs87]

Press 9 for pure epicness.

[Alchemist1330]

why can't all of youtube be this quality

[Aloverssoulz]

@Alchemist1330 One day it will be xD

[GetaLifeMan1234]

Once he drops the two pistols and starts to slowly limbo, you would notice nothing is on the ground. Mistake much!!!

[lcGlHeaD]

@GetaLifeMan1234 At 0:36 we can see he drops the guns

Then at 0:43 there is nothing in the floor

Then at 0:50 we can see the guns again

lol

[PeruChanca]

@lcGlHeaD

No only no guns but no bodies

[GameJebus]

1:01 -Mmm whatcha saaay oh that you only meant well, cuz u did mmm watcha saaay mmm cuz its all for the best, cuz it is.

[YTF00CKR]

TRINITY... HALP!!!

[thelupoistheman1]

Carrie Anne Moss is too fucking sexy.

[WeylandYutaniInc91]

Love this line! "Dodge this!" BANG!!!

[skatty14]

"Dodge this!" Best line ever!!!! I ♥ you Trinity! :)

[TheSkyIsFallingInn]

thumbs up if you agree that the glass should of smashed behind him , if not then the guns are shit

[TroyWajda]

@TheSkyIsFallingInn Neo, was shooting two Beretta 9mm 92FS pistols...maximum leathal range of 50 meters. While more than likely it would have hit the glass the shatter proofing that they do on them would surely be able to stop the 9mm (more than likely ball) round with only a scratch to show for it.

[dalex243]

0:28 MOMMY! HE CHEATED >:O

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

why doesn't Neo shoot the agent in the legs?

[laffizzle]

SICKEST MOVIIE EVER MADE

[Primeordeme99]

In the german version she said: Only agent...

[icannotfly]

@Primeordeme99 really? haha that's almost better.

[PyschoX213]

@Primeordeme99 Damn... That's badass!

[xxxbex666xxx]

keanu reeve is hot

[PETCRADS97]

can't dodge this

[4rt1f1c14l]

stop -> play -> push 4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,

OMFG AMMO HAX LOL

[TheHeeKazH]

stop -> play -> push "9""9""9""9""9""9"

[DroopyDog17]

the idea of the movie is grand, the people who directed it are idiots

[Rhinoch8]

He failed at the LIMBO DANCE!!!!

[gemstone89]

Imagine neo doing this in real time and not slow motion lmfao

[VietXKamikaze]

0:33



[TheFrostyShadow]

Press 8 if u want to skip to the best part

[concam28]

SHE PUTS THE GUN TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE, THEN THE BULLET HOLE IS IN THE FRONT WTF

[unnamed715]

@concam28

The game glitched. :P

[ordinarygamer94]

@concam28 well the gun was in his forehead wen the bullet was shot (scene with agent falling back, neo in ground)

[pgeske]

I wish 1:04 wasn't in the movie...

[MrCacadlo]

PRESS 3 ANd 9

[Avatar23561]

Why does the agent get a bullet shot into his forehead while trinity put the gun on the side of his head?

[TheAubryjordan]

o love it the song of 9mm when you shoot with

[bertini18]

there is no way a 9mm pistol could send a person flying

[Alkali64]

@bertini18 but you see no problem with bodysatching and dodging bullets? lmao

[Ellipser]

1:00

[totaketheblack]

This scene changed action films forever.

[thelupoistheman1]

@totaketheblack ,

This whole movie changed action films forever.

[turtletarian2]

say bye to this video when the protect ip adress bill passes