Apple Experiment Day 3

[hughcri]

maby u should use 3 diffent apples with the skin cut off next time beacuse u might off killed it or someit lol but seriously

[moonlandingwasfake]

Hello RKW! Can ya put the english apple in a dutch oven, that'll be awesome....

[Xpois0nx]

I have never laughed so hard in my whole life omg i love you

" God damnit hate apple your sucha FUCKING dissapointment.. and ugly "

[ryukthekid]

The insults are a little disappointing. Give that apple hell man! lady.. 0.o

Think it as if that apple just got your daughter pregnant or some shit.

[ohmyagnes]

ahahahaha this is so funny

[bv90andy]

I should flag this vid for bullying :P

[tony6436]

@bv90andy

[freedomtruthfreedom]

oh this is a great experiment. I cannot wait until the true believers see these videos and give you nasty remarks. You should bring a guy into the video to scream and yell at the hate apple. I think u are just too nice of a person to unleash fury on the hate apple. I want to see some crazy emotion for this experiment to really work. Right now the hate apple is probably on 1 shade darker.

[ziggyhuys]

You don't mean it when talkin to the love apple nor the hate apple.I think you're a robot from the planet zotronskibluaab, that's why your experiment is failing big time.You'd better quit this and send me all the ground-breaking knowledge of your planet, I'm just sayin'...

[fil512]

I'm concerned that your heart wasn't really in it when you gave your message to the love apple. In fact, if you'd said that to me in that tone of voice, I'd be upset.

[Aerosteon]

There are many great ideas in the comments below about insults/praise/indifferent statements that could be made to the Apples. If we record them in video responses will you play them to the apples?

[davcar23]

What if you have other people come and make VERY nasty and rude comments to the hate apple, and then different persons say good things on the very nicest tone. Try as a control "keep moving".

[StigTube06]

You make english people look retarded

[polomint38]

@senpumaru

You say to keep the 4th quarter and to not interact with it at all.

Surely cutting the apple of from all contact could cause insanity which in turn could cause self harm/suicide.

[neuronstorm]

Hmm.. this experiment is flawed.

You haven't ruled out the possibility that when you talk to the hate apple - you might make slightly angrier jerkier arm movements. A little bit of extra bruising over the course of the experiment could make the difference - and you aren't logging jar movement.

This to me is the most likely reason for the results of the believers. I bet they physically abuse their hate apples without realizing it. Either that.. or they spit on them!

[tanderullum]

"Whatsup?" Haha love the control apple comments xD

[wimsweden]

Love apple: "You are my god, I adore you."

Hate apple: "Be gone, devil's spawn!"

Indifferent apple: "I am agnostic regarding any supernatural status you may or may not have."

[NomadSoul76]

For the level of vitriol that we should be seeing here, look up the Monty Python argument clinic sketch, specifically the bit at the beginning where the victim accidentally enters the abuse room. The specific words might not be appropriate (although I'd love to see an apple called a pervert), but it could provide some inspiration for the appropriate tone to take with the hate apple.

[sam51092]

What if the Hate Apple is a masochist and enjoys the abuse?

[fyvidacomcom]

I believe this is an excellent point. We need some type of test control to address this.

[rcsheets]

This is the most awesome thing I've seen on youtube in quite some time.

[barstowsteve]

Apple of indifference would be a great name for a band

[nibjet]

if this experiment really worked those apples wouldn't rot out of sheer joy that they now have moustaches.

[Aerosteon]

I noticed in your rage you were shaking the hate apple's jar slightly more than the other two. This could potentially cause it to be more bruised than the others. I humbly suggest that you refrain from picking up the jars from now on so that the attacks are strictly verbal in nature.

[Unbeginner]

#1Agreed with Aerosteon.

Please don't shake the hate apple because physical damage is obviously more likely to make it age faster.

#2Also check if they are under same temperature and illumination.

Btw, are you allowed torture techniques? Perhaps you could expose the hate apple to the abnoxious Youtube celebrity Annoying Orange.

[hnielsenatcbs]

Some believers have said you're not doing this with enough feeling, and they may have a point. You should invite Nikki Owen or "LemurianSister" to address the love apple with real profound emotion. And then invite a right-wing televangelist to address the hate apple, and convince him/her that the apple is gay. Then you can do the indifference apple yourself (provided you're not hungry - that might communicate desire!).

[anonymoose222]

I really lol'd at hate apples insult.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

lol... I loved the indifferent apple thing XD

[ixiwildflowerixi]

Don't you think that by addressing the apples as "love apple" and "hate apple" they might be able to deduce what's going on and realize that you're not "really" nice respectively mean to them but are actually only pretending?

Consequently, all your talking might have no effect at all or it might even lead to reversed results!

The apple psyche is so complicated, isn't it?

[CodeSculptor]

I think the love apple suspects there's another fruit -- maybe it's an apple... perhaps a pomengranate, or a couple of juicy peaches. Mayhaps a concubine of grapes (gasp).

[CriticalAtheist]

So we've all officially gone over the rainbow then? Toys in the attic? Bars on the window? Good, because pretending just became exhausting.

[covega79]

Your indifference to the control apple might be making it depressed. Particularly day two, you were very apathetic. I don't think you should be talking to it at all, but then again, it might feel left out. However, the control apple doesn't know you're talking to the other apples, so maybe take it to the other room, but not say anything to it. It will think you did the same with the other two apples.

[opcn18]

Hate apple: "You disgust me, you filthy bit of apple, you're not even good enough to be called a core!"

Love apple: "I'm in love with you, you are so sweet and crisp, not a tinge of sour, and knowing you makes me want to celebrate"

Indifferent apple: " you are part of an experiment"

[4jonah]

The meanest thing you could EVER say to anybody comes from the videogame Katamari Damacy. Try this one, and it will rot immediately:

"You have failed.....but don't worry. Its not your fault.

Its mine.

For believing in you."

[werecow2003]

Alright, so they probably understand English, but what about the cultural divide? Maybe you should use some real British profanity, just to be on the safe side.

[comface]

Yeah, you should definately call it a cunt... in your best cockney accent.

[untziggy4]

so, a berk?

[Senpumaru]

I know you get a lot but I have some suggestions for next time:

1: I know it requires being more involved, and more jars, but next time use several apples.

2: Save the fourth quarter as another control, only for this control, don't say anything to it, good, bad, or indifferent.

Remember, these are just suggestions. What is science without peer review. :-p

[GoblinXXX]

Better yet, read the 4th apple passages from TV Guide.

[Fangs1978]

I'm hearing the love/hate but I'm not feeling it.

[ConscientiousMind]

True. The hate speech was fine this time, but you sounded dishonest when addressing the love apple. I think he realized it too and is starting to doubt your candor, which might make him miserable. You need to really mean what you say.

If he's picked up on the fact that your compliments aren't candid and has begun to decay, you may have to apologize for that convincingly. Remember that apples are 85% water and water has memory - that apple ain't gonna forget if you diss him.

[GoblinXXX]

Perhaps RK should start seeing other apples.

[Happy0]

hee hee xD

[CousinoMacul]

I think a few ethnic slurs would really make the "hate apple" rot faster. Although the most common one for those from that apple's country has to do with a citrus fruit. But then again, that might REALLY set the apple off in a tantrum! :-)

[personalsinr]

poor, poor hate apple.

[TheOtherSide100]

"...and ugly."

hahahaha :)

[rwese]

You really showed the hate apple who's boss there! :)