There's an old saying, "There are no atheists in foxholes.". The implication is that in extremely dangerous situations, and it appears death is imminent, people turn to a higher/divine power. Who or what they choose to call on is entirely up to them, but the point still stands.
I'd shift down as far as possible, use the handbrake, put the lever in park, steer the car towards something to slide against to brake, there are lots of ways that DO work..and idiotic ways that do NOT work..like "praying to an invisible man in the sky".. : )
@ChristopherakaPaul all I want is facts, I'm a guy who believes in evidence and factual information. God is just as real to me as the tooth fairy or Santa clause.
We call on doctors and EMTs, not fairies or gods. The next time one of you religious morons needs to call on someone after an accident just pray and see where that gets you.... best of luck! :)
Atheists don't know there is no God just like theists don't know there is a God. Anyone from either side who pretends to know the truth w.r.t. that question is practicing a pretence of knowledge. Many theists don't hide from the fact that faith is requisit for maintaining their belief in God. Wish Atheists could admit that such faith is also requisit for their non-belief in God. Science doesn't say anything w.r.t this question.
@suitabledude uh, thats because the question involves religion, for any other matter i bet you agnostics dont even think about it, like, santa, dragons, faeries, you know they dont exist because there isnt a single evidence, your argument about science is irrelevant too, scientists know that our knowledge is still small, we cant even say for sure that 1 + 1 equals 2, thats how science works, dont believe fully in ANYTHING, always try to find a better answer.
@Primalxbeast Bill hicks did this joke much better. He asked what Atheists say when they cum during sex, instead of: Oh God, we say: CHEMICAL CHHAAANCE! :p
How predictable. Comedians make fun of religious people all the time, it's almost a mandatory part of their routines, but if a comedian makes an atheist joke, which by the way are extremely rare, atheists have to take it all seriously, they cannot laugh at even the silliest joke, they have to whine about it. Anyone that gets bent out of shape or actually bitches about a joke as if it's serious discourse is neurotic.
@germanamericanable in all fairness, I think the response given by the youtuber who posted this vid is pretty tame. It's not whining or carrying on for 20 minutes about a single joke, neither is the response angry or defensive. He didn't write an epistle. I think you're blowing this out of proportion. Even if the poster *were* angry, it's easy to understand becoming upset when the majority makes jokes at the expense of a minority. :-)
@PlasteredDragon Comedians have done that for as long as they've existed. I think it's a question of intent. I dont enjoy humor that demeans any group of people as a group. This joke is focused on one specific person that was giving him attitude. So I don't see it as offensive towards an entire group. Given that I am gay, I understand quite well what it is like to be ridiculed by comedians (and society).
If you die and go to heaven, and you find that you are the only member of your family, or friends , past present or future. who is ever going to be there, Can you still call it heaven!!!
well i look at death as a combination of evoulotion and reincarnation where as soon as u die u can be reborn because every second 3 people die 5 are born which leaves two empty vessels which either generate two new people or we all started out as single celled organisms and had to work are way up the latter untill we became monkeys after you die from your monkey form then u get to the final stage which is human and once again once ur human you always remain human goerge carlin has been reborn
Religious hypocrytes make me laugh. Yelling for god to help you is not only futile, but selfish too. Think of it as if there WAS a god. Why would he suspend the laws of physics to do YOU a favor before the other 7 BILLION of his kids all whisper to him too? Do yourself a favor. Sleep in Sundays, burn any religious mythology, then breathe easy for only then will you be truly FREE
You mean to say he created the galaxies, the planets, the billions of stars....But now needs man to help him do something as simple as a operation LOL kind of a step down the ladder...
@devante1No, He does not need any of us. He is God. Your point is well taken and I agree with you. He doesn't need us, we need Him. We don't do the will of God because we cannot. We cannot because we are wretched sinners and fall well short of His glory. God's mission is not for us to do His will, His mission is to save us and work through us to get His will done. He saved me, a wretched sinner, and He can save each one of you as well.
You have already failed by presuming a god exists ..thus a fallacy... a logical fallacy....such a argument is fallacious, as it relies upon its own propostion, your arguement ASSUMES that the central point is already been proven and use this to support itself
But it was funny, that you needed to show off your delusions and childhood indocrinations
@devante11 Save you from what? From an eternal hell. We have broken God's law, the 10 commandments, and He, being a perfect judge, must punish us for our crimes. As He is eternal, our punishment is eternal. But He, in His loving kindness, gave us a way to be saved from that. He gave His only Son to take the punishment and die for us that we would have our debt paid and we be redeemed to God and to spend eternity with Him.
when your brakes fail on your piece of shit prius while your doing 50 and the throttle is stuck there isnt a mechanic in the world that can save u. better start prayin.
It's not that an atheist doesn't believe in God. That's ridiculous. How can you not believe in the One Who's self-evident? The issue is this...an atheist doesn't want to believe in God. Because if God is real, then He has the final authority. The atheist wants to be his own authority, his own god. It's the same sin that got Satan kicked out of heaven. Oh wait, that's right, Satan is just a social construct. Yep. And so is our national debt, health care crisis, and impending collapse.
stop acting like comedians do not have an agenda... all jokes except for very few attempt to convey an issue, a belief, ... but then how did Abel and Cain have children lol
Lol I love when butthurt atheists get bent out of shape over one comedian making a joke about them, yet 50,000 comedians talk shit about Christians every chance they get and you guys laugh your asses off like it's the most original thing you've ever heard even though they all say the same shit every single time.
I'm an atheist who drives a land yacht that gets under 20 miles to the gallon, and I recently totaled an SUV by blindsiding it. My car was a little damaged, but mostly to its pride. The girl driving the SUV was unharmed, except for a nice big smack in the face from her side airbag. I was deeply concerned and, after confirming that she was alright, sincerely apologized, gave her and the officer on site my personal info, and insurance took care of the rest.
well whatever you are, if you take it up the arse, or you read from a bible, whatever you're saying is delusional : " I think Ferguson is making fun of certain Christians or Muslims or whoever who have the stupidest arguments against atheism and make fools of themselves." He is just making fun of the average wack-job atheist..if you think he's saying anything more than that you're more delusional than the people who learn verses of fantasy from books. Go fuck yourself atheist.
fuck agoodatheist you small minded little prick, and i say that about all atheists who fly the atheist flag, you all stink a mile away. Get your heads out of your asses your opinions don't matter.If you're so sure about the universe why don't you fucking do something about it? wipe out religious people?oh fuck! thats already happened. To every ass sniffing self-proclaiming atheist out there:it's a slippery slope that doesn't get you or anyone else anywhere.there are more important things in life
@YouTubricant sorry to shit all over your comment because it already stinks so bad. Craig Ferguson IS making fun of atheists. It's actually that type of person who thinks a white beam of enlightenment shines from their asscrack. Get over yourselves atheists and suck it.
@KulaAShaker I am actually somewhat of a Christian, haha...and I share your disdain for atheists who think they're so damned enlightened. But I still disagree with you...I think Ferguson is making fun of certain Christians or Muslims or whoever who have the stupidest arguments against atheism and make fools of themselves. But I may be wrong. Eye dee kay.
I'm sick and tired of seeing people diss Christianity. We can believe whatever we want and not all of us are out trying to convert everyone that isn't a Christian.
@PALETRON87 yeah right on!! because I already called the fucking AA and they wanted to charge me 100 quid! so I said screw you, you fucking heathens, I know who to call...GOD!!..yeah, he's on my side! him or the ghostbusters should do it.
@agoodatheist i feel sorry for you man, can't you see he is just making a joke, i bet you said "religious people are narrow minded with no sense of humor" i think in that case you are being just the same, everybody on the video were laughing, i don't think they are all christians but they have tolerance and some sense of humor, stop taking everything so serious and get a life driving your pryus hahahaha
@mrjiveyjr Christopher Hitchens was a really good atheist. Richard Dawkins continues to be a good atheist. Stephen Hawking, as long as he is still living, contributes much to the atheist cause. And you know why i made a witty remark revolving around sentence structure rather than properly responding to your claim? Because your claim is asinine, baseless, and a piss poor resemblance to rhetoric. And by the way, i'm a real good atheist ;)
@MrMilagroqq ""there are no good atheist" spoken like a true braindead religious nut-job" spoken like a dickhead offended by a guy who believes in god. you know what, go fuck yourself..there's a huge cavity in you that needs unstuffing, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
Honestly, I wish people would see that Craig was just being a comedian. It wasn't an actual shot at Atheism, It was just a funny thing that he said. Have a sense of humor and stop trying to disprove religion on every video. Ooh, someone is openly Christian, big fucking deal. In fact, while we are on it, we all need to learn to stop disproving each others beliefs. People think this current generation is screwed yet, all the previous generation does is argue like little bitches.
@ThatIndianGuy7116 Hi, having watched this, I don't think he is openly Christian actually. What the fuck gave you the idea he was choosing sides. Fuck every little prick who thinks this guy is this way or that just from watching a video. IT IS NOT IMPORTANT.
@KulaAShaker I wasn't saying HE was openly Christian. I was saying the idea of someone being openly christian or openly atheist or whatever seems to be so weird to people nowadays. Sorry, i guess I should have been a bit more clear. My apologies.
@ThatIndianGuy7116 Actually that kind of primitive thinking is dangerous and generally holds the world back. I for one encourage every person to rip on every religious person as much as possible and hopefully one glorious day this scourge of retardation will leave our planet.
@zenalaus In my opinion, no religion is ahead, or behind, or in it's time. most of them involve a past or future that is so vastly different from ours that you wouldn't even see how they are similar
@zenalaus LOL what a fucking joke. Were you dropped on your head as an infant? Oh thats right you were brainwashed as a child. .....Ahead of its time....*chortle*
@zenalaus christianity was created to stop primitive people from murdering each other in a primitive world. It was necessary to convince the absolute fucking retards of the past that they had to behave. Now it is a dangerous and evil cult that needs to be eradicated, in my opinion all you religious people need to either convert to atheism now or die. pick one.
@briney1973 who cares, its their retarded and dangerous beliefs that need to end. i could give a fuck if they pay taxes. they are all viruses and need to be eradicated.
@ThrowDownArtists hey amigo,I know your kinda pissed about the religious people of the world. but look man, that very strong opinion you have about them, they share that same opinion about you. there is no reasoning with either of you two groups. I remember a time when I could just be cool with an atheist, but now you guys are all hardcore and I'll be honest just too damn preachy for me (sound familiar?). plus your platform sounds like Hitler's. you really think that'll help? NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
@travisdalewhite plus. I'm friends with a lot of christians, and I'd be willing to bet they have more guns than you...seriously come down to the bible belt with talk, they'll show you how they throw down. and believe me it won't be that artistic.( hint that was a bit of wordplay with your profile name. not trying to poke at your intelligence because I know how touchy you guys get about that) Also when did being atheist mean your a genius? bc I know an atheist and he's as dumb as a box of rocks.
@ThatIndianGuy7116 It's okay for people to try to disprove other people's beliefs. Just try to do it respectfully. Anyways, yes, Craig was just being a comedian. Comedians are just comedians. They say a lot of things. But this 'answer' video is silly because it's not a question of 'either or.' Where did anyone get the idea Jesus was against science? Where did anyone get the idea Christians don't become scientists or go to doctors? Fringe groups? Fringe groups r in everything.
I'm an atheist, and a Craig fan ... is he really a believer or is this just comic material? He seems smarter than that to me, but perhaps I'm wrong ...(no, not wrong about the 'god' thing)
try praying and read your bible that should do it if you have faith ``just watch what ya say when your talking about god ```you will regreat that day```there is only one way and that is through JESUS```the olny way ``later america`
@Burori1 shut up you atheist punk. Fact that you responded makes you an offended dickhead. I responded on the other hand because i enjoy bitchslapping.
"typical christians" right because you know when a person starts off with typical its going to be a good one. typical christians always in there mind when the word god is used.... its instantly there own. damn it i hate that word typical. but what i said has truth behind it.
even the text response to the comedy has it wrong. It is too late to call on a good mechanic and if the accident is major it will be too late to get help from a good doctor. Putting yourself in the hands of God is not such a bad thing.
Also who said it was medical science versus God. Certainly not the Christian doctors I know.
The Bible LOUDLY states, that the cross(of Jesus) and basically all things related to it(Bible), are foolishness, to those who perish. I feel sorry for yas. No really.
@TucoGBandU I feel sorry for those who were indoctrinated to fear skeptical inquiry, not just with whatever religious dogma you adhere to but most others religious dogmas as well
I don't see why people care about what other people believe? If you want to believe in an infinite void of nothingness then go right ahead, or if you want to believe in a higher spiritual being than go right ahead. The more people make fun of another belief, just makes their own religion or belief seem like it's filled with a bunch of Douchebags. You should just call Christianity, Douchebagianity or Atheism, Douchebagism.
@lilmissmachiavelli I was just telling a story from my life. It was in response to the the end of the video and the point of my story was doctors being good at what they do does not disprove the existence of God. may God bless you in all that you do....
There's an old saying, "There are no atheists in foxholes.". The implication is that in extremely dangerous situations, and it appears death is imminent, people turn to a higher/divine power. Who or what they choose to call on is entirely up to them, but the point still stands.
gsh341 8 hours ago
It wouldn't be a prayer, exactly...but the word 'holy' would come up.
thespecialneedsgroup 10 hours ago
I definitely don't call god to replace my brake pads. lol
thinkboutit 11 hours ago
wasn't it god who made the brakes fail in the first place?
setmedic 23 hours ago 3
this is funny? what a dick!
michaelflorida56 2 days ago
I'd shift down as far as possible, use the handbrake, put the lever in park, steer the car towards something to slide against to brake, there are lots of ways that DO work..and idiotic ways that do NOT work..like "praying to an invisible man in the sky".. : )
winterstellar 2 days ago
Not funny. But then Craig never was funny....it's all about the smile, the swearing, and the accent.
YouAreAnIdiotSoThere 2 days ago
a good Mechanic . God can kiss my fuzzy ass.
megawelderguy 2 days ago
On-Star of course. Craig knew that.
rickbangkok 3 days ago
@ChristopherakaPaul all I want is facts, I'm a guy who believes in evidence and factual information. God is just as real to me as the tooth fairy or Santa clause.
TheFlowshizle 3 days ago
Why does a person who "does not believe in the existence" of the Creator, spend his / her time trying to prove that He does not exist?
ChristopherakaPaul 3 days ago
@ChristopherakaPaul To argue with idiots that believe in an invisible man in the sky.
megawelderguy 2 days ago
When my friend was diagnosed with a pancreatic cyst which needed immediate operation, we called on The Great Physician.
When a woman I know in Barbados was diagnosed with a cancerous tumour, we called on The Great Physician.
When a taxi driver I met was stung in his chest by a scorpion, he called on The Great Physician.
When I was diagnosed with an incurable disease, I called on The Great Physician.
If you're ever diagnosed with something incurable, you better call on The Great Physician.
ChristopherakaPaul 3 days ago
@ChristopherakaPaul Hail The Great Physician.
megawelderguy 2 days ago
It's funny because he's joking... and the christians here don't realize that.
VenomShock 3 days ago
We call on doctors and EMTs, not fairies or gods. The next time one of you religious morons needs to call on someone after an accident just pray and see where that gets you.... best of luck! :)
augustmoon0004 3 days ago 13
@augustmoon0004 I have and so have others and He answers those who are humble.
ChristopherakaPaul 3 days ago
@augustmoon0004 yes with my 0.1 seconds left of time before the car crash that ignites my car spontaneously combuste, let me just call 911 NOW!!
ExtemelyStoopid 1 day ago
This video shows how blind and dumb atheists r.
Terceira73 3 days ago
@Terceira73 do you have any evidence or factual information to back up your god?
TheFlowshizle 3 days ago
@TheFlowshizle who is blind and dumb now?
TheFlowshizle 3 days ago
@TheFlowshizle message me and I will share the information you seek.
ChristopherakaPaul 3 days ago
@TheFlowshizle How can a person who never read the bible describe the God of that bible thru his own personal encounter with jesus?
Terceira73 3 days ago
if people are christian just by saying "oh god", then pornstars must be preachers when they aren't on set
pleetf 3 days ago
@pleetf I agree with you. This is a wrong classification.
ChristopherakaPaul 3 days ago
Atheists don't know there is no God just like theists don't know there is a God. Anyone from either side who pretends to know the truth w.r.t. that question is practicing a pretence of knowledge. Many theists don't hide from the fact that faith is requisit for maintaining their belief in God. Wish Atheists could admit that such faith is also requisit for their non-belief in God. Science doesn't say anything w.r.t this question.
An agnostic friend.
suitabledude 3 days ago
@suitabledude I absolutely agree.
germanamericanable 3 days ago
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@suitabledude uh, thats because the question involves religion, for any other matter i bet you agnostics dont even think about it, like, santa, dragons, faeries, you know they dont exist because there isnt a single evidence, your argument about science is irrelevant too, scientists know that our knowledge is still small, we cant even say for sure that 1 + 1 equals 2, thats how science works, dont believe fully in ANYTHING, always try to find a better answer.
Kuranoniisama 3 days ago
I'm an atheist and I thought the joke was funny.
You'd have to have some seriously thin skin to get offended by that joke.
Primalxbeast 4 days ago
@Primalxbeast it's not offensive it's just dumb. Craig Ferguson isn't funny.
Gman052488 4 days ago
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@Primalxbeast it's not offensive it's just dumb. Craig Ferguson isn't funny.
Gman052488 4 days ago
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@Primalxbeast it's not offensive it's just dumb. Craig Ferguson isn't funny.
Gman052488 4 days ago
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@Primalxbeast it's not offensive it's just dumb. Craig Ferguson isn't funny.
Gman052488 4 days ago
@Primalxbeast Bill hicks did this joke much better. He asked what Atheists say when they cum during sex, instead of: Oh God, we say: CHEMICAL CHHAAANCE! :p
Dandramere 4 days ago
How predictable. Comedians make fun of religious people all the time, it's almost a mandatory part of their routines, but if a comedian makes an atheist joke, which by the way are extremely rare, atheists have to take it all seriously, they cannot laugh at even the silliest joke, they have to whine about it. Anyone that gets bent out of shape or actually bitches about a joke as if it's serious discourse is neurotic.
germanamericanable 4 days ago
@germanamericanable in all fairness, I think the response given by the youtuber who posted this vid is pretty tame. It's not whining or carrying on for 20 minutes about a single joke, neither is the response angry or defensive. He didn't write an epistle. I think you're blowing this out of proportion. Even if the poster *were* angry, it's easy to understand becoming upset when the majority makes jokes at the expense of a minority. :-)
PlasteredDragon 4 days ago
@PlasteredDragon Comedians have done that for as long as they've existed. I think it's a question of intent. I dont enjoy humor that demeans any group of people as a group. This joke is focused on one specific person that was giving him attitude. So I don't see it as offensive towards an entire group. Given that I am gay, I understand quite well what it is like to be ridiculed by comedians (and society).
germanamericanable 3 days ago
@agoodatheist I don't think you get the point.
pistachio0891 4 days ago
Actually I say "Oh Fuck!"
TheTexanCanadian 4 days ago
It was funny. And he's right. It's my irrationality that goes along with "OH shit oh shit oh shit!!!". Throw a Jesus or good in there for insurance
marineooo5 4 days ago
well considering god made those mechanics and doctors i guess your calling on him ^^
Debello36 4 days ago
@Debello36 what you did there, I see it...
azminivanracer 4 days ago
If you die and go to heaven, and you find that you are the only member of your family, or friends , past present or future. who is ever going to be there, Can you still call it heaven!!!
macnefrititi 4 days ago 12
@macnefrititi Very good point!!
cowtowngrl 4 days ago
@macnefrititi Yes.
wabdih 3 days ago
@macnefrititi Heaven is heaven, there is nothing else to call it.
Hoonozit 2 days ago
Wow, this is a little embarrassing, but I call on Craig Ferguson.
psychwardmovies 4 days ago
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well i look at death as a combination of evoulotion and reincarnation where as soon as u die u can be reborn because every second 3 people die 5 are born which leaves two empty vessels which either generate two new people or we all started out as single celled organisms and had to work are way up the latter untill we became monkeys after you die from your monkey form then u get to the final stage which is human and once again once ur human you always remain human goerge carlin has been reborn
1mcashinrs 4 days ago
at least this little prick could be funny...
TheSysDef 4 days ago
Religious hypocrytes make me laugh. Yelling for god to help you is not only futile, but selfish too. Think of it as if there WAS a god. Why would he suspend the laws of physics to do YOU a favor before the other 7 BILLION of his kids all whisper to him too? Do yourself a favor. Sleep in Sundays, burn any religious mythology, then breathe easy for only then will you be truly FREE
wwwRODcom 5 days ago
These comments here are EPIC FAILS!
guy2008rules 5 days ago
And yet, astonishingly, this is not evidence for the existence of God!
mistabook 5 days ago
i thank god for doctors and mechanics. comprende?
metalf919 5 days ago
@metalf919
Why would god need humans to do his own work?
You mean to say he created the galaxies, the planets, the billions of stars....But now needs man to help him do something as simple as a operation LOL kind of a step down the ladder...
devante11 5 days ago
@devante1No, He does not need any of us. He is God. Your point is well taken and I agree with you. He doesn't need us, we need Him. We don't do the will of God because we cannot. We cannot because we are wretched sinners and fall well short of His glory. God's mission is not for us to do His will, His mission is to save us and work through us to get His will done. He saved me, a wretched sinner, and He can save each one of you as well.
AlltoChrist36 4 days ago
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@AlltoChrist36
You failed on your first line
"He does not need any of us. He is God"
You have already failed by presuming a god exists ..thus a fallacy... a logical fallacy....such a argument is fallacious, as it relies upon its own propostion, your arguement ASSUMES that the central point is already been proven and use this to support itself
But it was funny, that you needed to show off your delusions and childhood indocrinations
devante11 4 days ago
@devante11 Save you from what? From an eternal hell. We have broken God's law, the 10 commandments, and He, being a perfect judge, must punish us for our crimes. As He is eternal, our punishment is eternal. But He, in His loving kindness, gave us a way to be saved from that. He gave His only Son to take the punishment and die for us that we would have our debt paid and we be redeemed to God and to spend eternity with Him.
AlltoChrist36 4 days ago
when your brakes fail on your piece of shit prius while your doing 50 and the throttle is stuck there isnt a mechanic in the world that can save u. better start prayin.
metalf919 5 days ago
who do u call when the doctor tells u your gonna die and they cant stop it? ghostbusters?
metalf919 5 days ago
From what I understand, Craig Ferguson is actually an atheist himself.
ecollazo67 5 days ago
lmao when something bad happens..........oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck or ddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaammmmnit comes out of my mouth. :)
skibling1 6 days ago
It's not that an atheist doesn't believe in God. That's ridiculous. How can you not believe in the One Who's self-evident? The issue is this...an atheist doesn't want to believe in God. Because if God is real, then He has the final authority. The atheist wants to be his own authority, his own god. It's the same sin that got Satan kicked out of heaven. Oh wait, that's right, Satan is just a social construct. Yep. And so is our national debt, health care crisis, and impending collapse.
andrewdreiling11 6 days ago
@andrewdreiling11
Where's this self-evident god of yours then? Oh that's right... in your little brain.
logicallunatic1 5 days ago
You know why one can never have an intelligent conversation with an atheist? Because they have all the answers. Don't believe me? Just ask one.
mrbilliards1962 6 days ago
What a fuckin moron
Chrisdvc26 6 days ago
it was pretty funny...
jonasgrant 6 days ago
stop acting like comedians do not have an agenda... all jokes except for very few attempt to convey an issue, a belief, ... but then how did Abel and Cain have children lol
DormantIdeasNIQ 1 week ago
Uh, you call a fucking mechanic.
karimtemple 1 week ago
i agree with burori1, he is correct. lol.
tnuoccak3v 1 week ago
he is a fucking comedian. dumbass
css500elite 1 week ago
It's a joke. If you think about it to hard it doesn't work.
BenU314159 1 week ago
This is ripped from Bill Hicks ...
sharpyboyhero 1 week ago
I think he's funny - what does an atheist say in these types of situations?
gurucarcar 1 week ago
I usually say "Oh shit !!" .... it has the same effect
gustavoandrian 1 week ago 24
Lol its funny because it dosent matter who you call on your prob
MrBadmeetsevil13 1 week ago
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@MrBadmeetsevil13 You said: "Lol its funny because it dosent matter who you call on your prob" but actually, sometimes it does.
zenalaus 1 week ago
He's a comedian, get over it. Comedians crack jokes on everybody.
KingThracian 1 week ago
So we atheists take jokes seriously now? Come on, guys.
009SoundVEVO 1 week ago
@agoodatheist You're a stupid ass bitch, dumbasses like you shouldn't be allowed to post videos.
BarbecueBobFan 1 week ago
It's funny because it doesn't matter who you call on
mchandler2112 1 week ago
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@mchandler2112 You said "It's funny because it doesn't matter who you call on" but sometimes it does.
zenalaus 1 week ago
Lol I love when butthurt atheists get bent out of shape over one comedian making a joke about them, yet 50,000 comedians talk shit about Christians every chance they get and you guys laugh your asses off like it's the most original thing you've ever heard even though they all say the same shit every single time.
uome20bukz 1 week ago
We just use a different word for the same thing: "Oh shit!"
sipes55 1 week ago
O.O thats supposed to convert anyone ?? thats just so stupid
Roxsith 1 week ago
I'm an atheist who drives a land yacht that gets under 20 miles to the gallon, and I recently totaled an SUV by blindsiding it. My car was a little damaged, but mostly to its pride. The girl driving the SUV was unharmed, except for a nice big smack in the face from her side airbag. I was deeply concerned and, after confirming that she was alright, sincerely apologized, gave her and the officer on site my personal info, and insurance took care of the rest.
What now, superstitious bigot?
sillygames 1 week ago
well whatever you are, if you take it up the arse, or you read from a bible, whatever you're saying is delusional : " I think Ferguson is making fun of certain Christians or Muslims or whoever who have the stupidest arguments against atheism and make fools of themselves." He is just making fun of the average wack-job atheist..if you think he's saying anything more than that you're more delusional than the people who learn verses of fantasy from books. Go fuck yourself atheist.
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
fuck agoodatheist you small minded little prick, and i say that about all atheists who fly the atheist flag, you all stink a mile away. Get your heads out of your asses your opinions don't matter.If you're so sure about the universe why don't you fucking do something about it? wipe out religious people?oh fuck! thats already happened. To every ass sniffing self-proclaiming atheist out there:it's a slippery slope that doesn't get you or anyone else anywhere.there are more important things in life
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
Is there a god called "FUCK"? Cos that's the one I'd shout for ^^
Babek79 1 week ago
This is Ferguson making fun of people who make fun of atheists, NOT him simply making fun of atheists. Therefore, this video is stupid.
YouTubricant 1 week ago
@YouTubricant sorry to shit all over your comment because it already stinks so bad. Craig Ferguson IS making fun of atheists. It's actually that type of person who thinks a white beam of enlightenment shines from their asscrack. Get over yourselves atheists and suck it.
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
@KulaAShaker I am actually somewhat of a Christian, haha...and I share your disdain for atheists who think they're so damned enlightened. But I still disagree with you...I think Ferguson is making fun of certain Christians or Muslims or whoever who have the stupidest arguments against atheism and make fools of themselves. But I may be wrong. Eye dee kay.
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ANSWER: I don't call upon anyone. I just swear a lot. It's enough.
Conn30Mtenor 1 week ago
I'm sick and tired of seeing people diss Christianity. We can believe whatever we want and not all of us are out trying to convert everyone that isn't a Christian.
thatonemusickidd 1 week ago
I'm atheist and I laughed. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're a very sad person.
ThePhantom135 1 week ago
I CALL UPON YOU GOD, USE YOUR MAGIC POWERS TO SAVE ME!
PALETRON87 1 week ago
@PALETRON87 yeah right on!! because I already called the fucking AA and they wanted to charge me 100 quid! so I said screw you, you fucking heathens, I know who to call...GOD!!..yeah, he's on my side! him or the ghostbusters should do it.
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
I know who you wouldn't call on, and thats some piece of shit in the sky who's already given you a life time of misery.
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@CoastWardGuide what about the piece of shit who's had it so bad, he's commenting on a youtube video.
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
I'm calling upon my bad-ass driving abilities! XD
screenpuller 1 week ago
I'm calling upon my bad-ass driving abilities! XD
screenpuller 1 week ago
@agoodatheist i feel sorry for you man, can't you see he is just making a joke, i bet you said "religious people are narrow minded with no sense of humor" i think in that case you are being just the same, everybody on the video were laughing, i don't think they are all christians but they have tolerance and some sense of humor, stop taking everything so serious and get a life driving your pryus hahahaha
RGO0907 1 week ago
There are no good athiests.
mrjiveyjr 2 weeks ago
@mrjiveyjr Christopher Hitchens was a really good atheist. Richard Dawkins continues to be a good atheist. Stephen Hawking, as long as he is still living, contributes much to the atheist cause. And you know why i made a witty remark revolving around sentence structure rather than properly responding to your claim? Because your claim is asinine, baseless, and a piss poor resemblance to rhetoric. And by the way, i'm a real good atheist ;)
proprodigySD 2 weeks ago
@proprodigySD You have no soul. You have no moral compass.
mrjiveyjr 1 week ago
@mrjiveyjr "there are no good atheist" spoken like a true braindead religious nut-job
MrMilagroqq 1 week ago
@MrMilagroqq Thanks for the input dummy.
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@MrMilagroqq ""there are no good atheist" spoken like a true braindead religious nut-job" spoken like a dickhead offended by a guy who believes in god. you know what, go fuck yourself..there's a huge cavity in you that needs unstuffing, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
Honestly, I wish people would see that Craig was just being a comedian. It wasn't an actual shot at Atheism, It was just a funny thing that he said. Have a sense of humor and stop trying to disprove religion on every video. Ooh, someone is openly Christian, big fucking deal. In fact, while we are on it, we all need to learn to stop disproving each others beliefs. People think this current generation is screwed yet, all the previous generation does is argue like little bitches.
ThatIndianGuy7116 2 weeks ago 21
@ThatIndianGuy7116 Hi, having watched this, I don't think he is openly Christian actually. What the fuck gave you the idea he was choosing sides. Fuck every little prick who thinks this guy is this way or that just from watching a video. IT IS NOT IMPORTANT.
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
@KulaAShaker I wasn't saying HE was openly Christian. I was saying the idea of someone being openly christian or openly atheist or whatever seems to be so weird to people nowadays. Sorry, i guess I should have been a bit more clear. My apologies.
ThatIndianGuy7116 1 week ago
@ThatIndianGuy7116 no probz mate
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
@ThatIndianGuy7116 Actually that kind of primitive thinking is dangerous and generally holds the world back. I for one encourage every person to rip on every religious person as much as possible and hopefully one glorious day this scourge of retardation will leave our planet.
ThrowDownArtists 1 week ago
@ThrowDownArtists Primitive? If you're referring to Christianity, it was ahead of its time - and still is.
zenalaus 1 week ago
@zenalaus In my opinion, no religion is ahead, or behind, or in it's time. most of them involve a past or future that is so vastly different from ours that you wouldn't even see how they are similar
totallyINFAMOUS 1 week ago
@zenalaus LOL what a fucking joke. Were you dropped on your head as an infant? Oh thats right you were brainwashed as a child. .....Ahead of its time....*chortle*
ThrowDownArtists 1 week ago
@zenalaus christianity was created to stop primitive people from murdering each other in a primitive world. It was necessary to convince the absolute fucking retards of the past that they had to behave. Now it is a dangerous and evil cult that needs to be eradicated, in my opinion all you religious people need to either convert to atheism now or die. pick one.
ThrowDownArtists 1 week ago
@ThrowDownArtists That's not really going to get people to join your cause. Just sayin'.
pas84av2 1 week ago
@pas84av2 Time for getting people to join is over. They need to die now.
ThrowDownArtists 1 week ago
@ThrowDownArtists all the religions in the world today are cults. if they pay taxes they are a reliogion. if they don't pay taxes they are a cult
briney1973 6 days ago
@briney1973 who cares, its their retarded and dangerous beliefs that need to end. i could give a fuck if they pay taxes. they are all viruses and need to be eradicated.
ThrowDownArtists 6 days ago
@ThrowDownArtists hey amigo,I know your kinda pissed about the religious people of the world. but look man, that very strong opinion you have about them, they share that same opinion about you. there is no reasoning with either of you two groups. I remember a time when I could just be cool with an atheist, but now you guys are all hardcore and I'll be honest just too damn preachy for me (sound familiar?). plus your platform sounds like Hitler's. you really think that'll help? NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
travisdalewhite 6 days ago
@travisdalewhite plus. I'm friends with a lot of christians, and I'd be willing to bet they have more guns than you...seriously come down to the bible belt with talk, they'll show you how they throw down. and believe me it won't be that artistic.( hint that was a bit of wordplay with your profile name. not trying to poke at your intelligence because I know how touchy you guys get about that) Also when did being atheist mean your a genius? bc I know an atheist and he's as dumb as a box of rocks.
travisdalewhite 6 days ago
@ThatIndianGuy7116 It's okay for people to try to disprove other people's beliefs. Just try to do it respectfully. Anyways, yes, Craig was just being a comedian. Comedians are just comedians. They say a lot of things. But this 'answer' video is silly because it's not a question of 'either or.' Where did anyone get the idea Jesus was against science? Where did anyone get the idea Christians don't become scientists or go to doctors? Fringe groups? Fringe groups r in everything.
zenalaus 1 week ago
?what do you call when you are in a falling plane
A good mechanics to fix a flying plane from falling or a well qualified doctor that will fix you after falling!!!
alialshaikh 2 weeks ago
@alialshaikh [?what do you call when you are in a falling plane]
Personally, I would call upon the god of excrement because I would be screaming "OH SHITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
sleazybtd 2 weeks ago
@sleazybtd screaming OHHHH SHITTTTTTT!!!!! well end up by you falling directly into an assHole
alialshaikh 2 weeks ago
there is still plenty of gas in the tank so yell TORA! TORA! TOYODA!!!!
TheCumulusClimber 2 weeks ago
I'm an atheist, and a Craig fan ... is he really a believer or is this just comic material? He seems smarter than that to me, but perhaps I'm wrong ...(no, not wrong about the 'god' thing)
pchamney 2 weeks ago
fuck i just wanted to hear sum comedy ruitines and i ended up in strange youtube *clicks back button twice
alphacrisis 2 weeks ago
try praying and read your bible that should do it if you have faith ``just watch what ya say when your talking about god ```you will regreat that day```there is only one way and that is through JESUS```the olny way ``later america`
littleman2755 2 weeks ago
We don't call for anyone. We say fuck, shit, crap, motherfucker, piece of shit car, etc, etc.
Bobloblawman 2 weeks ago
And that's assuming we call out anthing 8U
Burori1 2 weeks ago
Simple, we go "FUCK!"
Burori1 2 weeks ago 17
@Burori1 THEN GOD FUCKED YOU
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
@KulaAShaker ... Stupid.
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@Burori1 shut up you atheist punk. Fact that you responded makes you an offended dickhead. I responded on the other hand because i enjoy bitchslapping.
KulaAShaker 1 week ago
@KulaAShaker God fucked me just as much as Superman fucked you. No wait, Superman was actually a good character u _ u
Burori1 1 week ago
Dick!
glenfiner 2 weeks ago
i damn god, because it was the damn christians that got us to this point.
philosophergenius 2 weeks ago
As Craig would say: "IT'S A JOOOOOKE!!!"
ColeMercury 2 weeks ago
Ha-ha!
Tributer102 2 weeks ago
WAIT WUT IS CRAIG A DEIST!?!
AutoTerminator 3 weeks ago
hold on i want to pull a christian.
"typical christians" right because you know when a person starts off with typical its going to be a good one. typical christians always in there mind when the word god is used.... its instantly there own. damn it i hate that word typical. but what i said has truth behind it.
compendiumgravemind 3 weeks ago
heh as good as christian rock
clearviewuk 3 weeks ago
A tow company. Like most theists. Does God come and start your cars?
guicho0o 3 weeks ago 2
even the text response to the comedy has it wrong. It is too late to call on a good mechanic and if the accident is major it will be too late to get help from a good doctor. Putting yourself in the hands of God is not such a bad thing.
Also who said it was medical science versus God. Certainly not the Christian doctors I know.
1234poppycat 3 weeks ago
atheists are funny people
ikawpipa 3 weeks ago
The Bible LOUDLY states, that the cross(of Jesus) and basically all things related to it(Bible), are foolishness, to those who perish. I feel sorry for yas. No really.
TucoGBandU 3 weeks ago
@TucoGBandU I feel sorry for those who were indoctrinated to fear skeptical inquiry, not just with whatever religious dogma you adhere to but most others religious dogmas as well
robvlob 3 weeks ago
Creationists, what do you think you are filling up your car with? (and on the third day god created crude oil). Morons.
MrShepperson 3 weeks ago
@MrShepperson Oh, yeah. Fossil fuel comes from -- fossils!! Those things God salted the desert with to test our faith.
manthasagittarius 3 weeks ago
I don't see why people care about what other people believe? If you want to believe in an infinite void of nothingness then go right ahead, or if you want to believe in a higher spiritual being than go right ahead. The more people make fun of another belief, just makes their own religion or belief seem like it's filled with a bunch of Douchebags. You should just call Christianity, Douchebagianity or Atheism, Douchebagism.
TheCommenter01 3 weeks ago
Dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog: Nobody's really interested and it kills the frog.
qdHazen 3 weeks ago
@qdHazen Actually the quote is: "Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies."
Ironically, you told it wrong and could have made it funnier by doing it properly.
Oceanus57 3 weeks ago
do atheists love their families? because they are just chemical reactions?
ikawpipa 3 weeks ago
@ikawpipa Absolutely not. We just wait for our wives to go into heat and copulate then. *sarcasm*
sudburylawyer 3 weeks ago
@sudburylawyer - life has no meaning for atheists.
ikawpipa 3 weeks ago
@ikawpipa that's right. We give our lives meaning.
sudburylawyer 3 weeks ago 2
@ikawpipa You're thinking of nihilists...
haugaard 3 weeks ago
@haugaard - ok thanks.. are nihilists also atheists?
ikawpipa 3 weeks ago
I call State Farm. State Farm is there, with a tow truck!
glitcher21 3 weeks ago
i dial 999 or if in the US 911..
CabbageKonga 3 weeks ago
@lilmissmachiavelli I was just telling a story from my life. It was in response to the the end of the video and the point of my story was doctors being good at what they do does not disprove the existence of God. may God bless you in all that you do....
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SayGoodbyeSir 3 weeks ago
i just smoke weed
jesussmokes1 3 weeks ago