Attack of the Jumping Cholla Cactus

[MrRsmith1957]

Discovered your clip December 2010. LMAO!!! I know I watched it 100+ times that day and it was just as funny every time! Now when I get down in the dumps over all that is wrong with our world I come here and watch it. Thank you sooo much for posting this and shareing it with us. Stuff like that happens to me and a co-worker when we decide to do things. LOL!! We have done stupid things too, and Still laugh about them!!

[Blakspire]

I bet you cried when you got that stupid ass eyebrow piercing

[mrluckyuncle]

@Blakspire Why do you want to say something mean like that? Actually, the piercing didn't hurt much at all. The cactus doesn't hurt when it goes in -- but it sure hurts when it comes out!

[MrKillJoy200]

I was attacted by this cactus in Arizona once....I was about 4...

"Mommy, can I hug the tree?"

"No dont go near i-"

*Spiny thorns shoot out*

"Ow!"

[Skate2bate]

I call next meme!

[mrluckyuncle]

@MegaPorcupine: you think I was acting!?!

[Goldenrod636]

And i'm even more scared of them now

[budw84]

if johnny knoxville is looking for any stunts for jackass 4, all he's gotta do is call you

[siradmiralbanana]

Son of a bitch. He should've stayed in high school.

[HEadshot00001234]

FAIL!

[Albrtd3]

Didn't your momma teach you not to play near cacti?

[feAr636]

this gut looks like a grade A pedo

[1TyroneBiggums]

pikachu state park?????

[xgrimreaper317x]

If i touch this with my finger, its gonna stick to my.....finger...oww oww ouch ahhh

[thatkindofguy234]

My mom thought I was watching porn XD

[Funbandza]

At first i was thinking its a girllll OFGMGG

[Redrobottyler]

You have the worst of luck lol

[Helmholz42]

eh, chollas dont really jump

[GypsyRider]

you know come to think of it, Jan Brewer should probably line the border with those plants LOL

[GypsyRider]

you know I know i shouldn't be laughing but if you knew that you were getting that close to a jumping cactus you deserve what you got, if you didn't know that thing was a jumping cactus i suppose you've learned your lesson and will always remember what that plant looks like. Either way thaks fo the laugh

[klobiber]

respect ^^

I believe that hurts ^^

[moortier]

Good you got that thing off your face. 

[Ambulanceo]

billy corgan?!

[mrluckyuncle]

@Ambulanceo You think I look like him?

[Ambulanceo]

@mrluckyuncle

I unno that's the first thing that popped in my head lol

[umean123]

@mrluckyuncle be carefull next time... those can actually make you sick if they get atleast 100 needles in you.

[ZigB95]

hahahaha, sorry, dude. just had to laugh at you xD

[tommie314101]

hey, a cactus, lets put my face in it

[llamasaysrawr3240]

ROFL poor guy! XD

[throatpiece]

LOL!!!

[vagabondroller]

I just backed up into one of these today. It got me in the back of my leg right above my knee. When I bent down to pull it out it stuck in the back of my calf so I couldn't stand up. I had to take my belt off, run it around the cactus inside my pants and yank. Now I have a big ass bruise and a bunch of little scabs. When I finally got free I just laghed my ass off. Crazy ass little plant.

[dimplzxbby]

lmfao..... retard

[melmaginnis]

Your response to being stuck and how much it hurts was even funnier after I saw that your eyebrow was pierced......

[readthatkm]

Lol. you are still alive! :))

[katie24690]

Been there, done that sadly. As an born and bred Arizonan, I can tell you that one cannot fully experience Arizona until they get a cactus stuck on them. Congrats. Note for you: use a stick next time and hope that there isn't a next time.

[LanFeng212]

Pronounced the name wrong. You pronounced it like the pokemon... The "I" is pronounced like the "I" in "it"...The "A" is pronounced like the "A" in Awesome... Gotta be careful when pronouncing names out in southern AZ, you'll get laughed at if you do it wrong. Sorry about the cholla... think of it as the desert initiating you... =P

[alwaysfaithful1110]

Welcome to Arizona - Where Darwin proves his point!

[mrluckyuncle]

You make a good point. I'm sure I spread the seeds of that cactus far and wide.

[Nonniemayrox]

imagine if someone threw you into a pit of them.

[ahmose313]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing. Then again, I know what that feels like, fell in a patch when I was little, and a teenager...and last year. Desert rat knowledge doesn't help when you're accident prone. But still, FUNNY!!! Mean little pricks!

[Brockolli3000]

pussy

[waynechengg]

why.... why would you do that

[mrluckyuncle]

That's a silly question. Why would you ask it?

[DeathcoreDylan]

Owned.

[mrluckyuncle]

What do you mean?

[umean123]

@mrluckyuncle you stuck your face in there and the cactus showed you whos boss by getting your face.

[pabbananna]

too too funny, my worst fear, having one jump at you with macro photography.

I ALWAYS carry pliers in the desert

[DOGMAMOM]

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. Hehehe

[blllaaaaaaaa]

dumb ass lol

[CactusRincredible]

LMAO!!! those are the most painful cactus EVER! The best way to get one off is with pliers! Even then it is very difficult. It is a Teddybear Cholla btw. That guy is in SOOO much pain! Those are the best home defense. I have one right by my front door! LOL

[Goldenrod636]

Its what make me fear cacti.

[leslie645]

OMG!!! that was sooooo funny!

[MPG5150]

You are a dumb ass. Hope you don't breed.

[djanarak]

What in God's name persuaded you to get your face close to that bastard of a plant? It gave me a wonderful thought tho, why doesnt the US Airforce carpet bomb places with this plant? If that doesnt force the enemy to surrender, I dunno what will. XD

[CactusRincredible]

Excellent IDEA! I have one for "home defense" right by my front door!

[umean123]

@djanarak I dont know but i hope next time he doesnt put his privates near it... i accidently did that... i dont want to do it again lol

[umean123]

@djanarak Jesus christ id surrender before you even drop them lol

[umean123]

@djanarak but for them to jump on you you would need to take care of them so they live long enaugh to own them unless your air raiding with ALOT of cactuses of course.

[liberalinthedesertaz]

@djanarak dude, the Airforce would have to bomb my yard then and then I would sue the shit outta the gov't for killing my plants..

[geonerd]

@djanarak Apache warriors would lure the US Cavalry next to a cliff, where the women and children were waiting with huge baskets of Cholla knuckles. Death from above!

[wasp9]

@djanarak Spread the seeds all over Afghanistan. The Taliban will begin to surrender in droves. xD

[didgemonster]

LMAO thats so funny. Sucks that happened. Youre a trooper.

[HuecoDocDammit]

Thank you for posting this and I'm sorry I laughed so hard. More than 20 years ago my brother got into one of those when we were on vacation. He had an entire branch stuck to him. Eventually me, my other brother, and my dad were all impaled with peices of that branch.

[tig3rbit3r]

i ROFLMAO when you showed that cactus on your face hahaha

[mrluckyuncle]

It makes the pain worthwhile when I know it brought a little joy to someone.

[callmeshane303]

LOL - just think how much fun it would be to come flying off a horse and land deep into a thicket of them......

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PASS.

[AdmiralJDI]

I live in Arizona.

Welcome to the local plant life.

[geonerd]

"Welcome to Arizona!" :)

I can't decide whether to LOL! or OMG!

I've gone a few rounds with the #$%@# things and can completely sympathize. Hope you didn't suffer any lasting effects.

[SmolderingRuin]

Well, one has to ask: Why did you get so close? I have Chollas in my yard, and I've never been "attacked". I keep a respectful distance, duh. BTW, it's Picacho with the accent on the second syllable. Pee CAHTCH oh. That said, your video was hilarious. Next time, carry needle nose pliers with you.

[MrsOlliipop]

O__O and thats why u dont leave ur house without a comb!

[mrluckyuncle]

Ah, yes, but if you take a look at my head you'll see why I don't carry a comb with me.

[JediBarbie]

Cacti do not "attack" people. They are inanimate organisms. If I clip my head on a branch, I'm not going to say it attacked me. Sorry mrUNluckyuncle this wasn't your day!

[mrluckyuncle]

I'll be darned. You just may be right about that.

[chicksdig19]

i feeel your pain lolol

[OrigamiKill]

you got a little something on ya eyebrow there rofl

[mrluckyuncle]

Ironic, eh?

[OrigamiKill]

OH GOD

[smokincoco]

Oh man I feel for you bro! I've been attacked by one of these myself but not in the FACE! Ouch...