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  • i remember the day i started noticing boobs and butts, my life has gotten alot better

  • I like this show..;)

  • my small dick

  • Megan Fox is a tranny.

  • you are crazy idiot fack you

  • I IM 15 YEARS OLD MALE AND I DONT LIKE SOME BUDY TO SQUEZ MY BALLS ITS NOT COOL

  • oral diarrhea.. after the third video it's beginning to be f.. g annoying.

  • палец вверх русскоязычные!

  • You know else is a bad idea? You, wanting to be on camera....in everyone's face....because you crave attention because you have mommy issues. Give it a rest.

  • pobre pelotudo ,, un estupido un bobo saquen el video de youtube

  • LOL!!

  • oh just shut up

  • 0:03 is a drawing!

  • fag

  • I miss this outro. "He's definitely not sexy!" <3

  • Uh shit i think germans (like me) get headache every time he begins to speak ...

  • @OneForSeeed like evry  time i here a german speak i think holy shit NATZI !!!!!!!!!

  • @XUchihaXObitoX hm ... every time the same mistake nazis are not from german they come from austria

  • @OneForSeeed hitler was from austria true but it was calld natzi germany for a resson the german ppl gave hitler power so thanks

  • @XUchihaXObitoX Jea right but the beginning , source whatever was in austria ^^

  • @OneForSeeed no nazisam was credid in greece

  • you forgot the third and main reason... they dont care how much it hurts and they squeeze LOL

  • Why compare this to halo? Halo is gay

  • Octo-mom porn? W.T.Fuck?

  • MONKEYS AHAHAHAH I'M FUCKED

  • Not the squeeze!!!!

  • You'll ♥ the GHOST caught on EXIT 5A  !

  • idiot stop uploading video's everbody knows that megan is a bitch and she can't fucking act fagot

  • i miss this 'ol philly d

  • You steal other people's picture and use it as your video snapshot. What a shame!!

  • nice arse do you think she likes it in the butt i hope so get a big bottle of lube so cocaine her a hotel room for some butt fucking good times yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eehahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha­ha

  • Wow

  • He wasnt texting, he was watching your youtube vlogs.....wayyyy more informative.

  • Dude, slow down.

  • 14++ Only.........

    /watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

  • @TeamArcticSnoPro He has a undeniable fan base that is far superior in size compared to that of an average Youtuber.

  • @TeamArcticSnoPro

    Aww. Someone is jealous... And fag? Your name is "TeamArcticSnoPro"...

  • he sounds a little like seinfeld when he heightens his voice

  • can i kill this guy?

  • @MrSniperscope if you do i will rape and bucher your entier family

  • @XUchihaXObitoX

    good luck with that....freak

  • this female bus driver found a little girl taht was hit by a car and stopped to wait for an ambuleance she was fired for stopping the bus unscheduled

  • dude

    you are fag

  • fun........

    /watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

  • >hot chicks as video pics

    >click

    >this fag shows up again

    >FFFFFFUUUUUU-

  • @91Shining maybe you could try to see who made the video first :D the more you know

  • Wait, what?! I wanted to find out what a BCer is and then suddenly we go to Halo.

  • This was uploaded on my birthday. woot.

  • @ARCHENEMY28 faggot

  • fagot

  • Remix To lil B Ellen DeGeneres Called (Megan Fox Anthem)

    ON MY PAGE!

  • Lmao u a funny dude

  • wtf those feet cant be real..looks like a photoshop job

  • this is why the internet sucks you can be an annoying guy with a bad sense of humor and a horrible personality and 2 million people will watch your video.

  • @edcerc He's funny. You're just 11 years old.

  • @Linkle2 yeah right you have bad taste in comedy

  • @edcerc I must've hit home with the 11 years old part. And not every second he is funny, this isn't a comedy channel. He adds flavor to news, much like shows on Comedy Central do (Colbert Report, Daily Show).

  • @Linkle2 oh yeah this guy is in the same league as those shows.

  • @edcerc I didn't say that. I mentioned that he has the same style. You seem to be missing the point of his show and are bashing him for your misunderstanding.

  • Well this guy has nothing to fear, no balls. If you have balls to crush be afraid of such a thing happening.

  • i feel guilty for mentioning im a chick while oin xbox live, but i feel like i have to becuase if i don't i sound like a pubescent boy haha

  • @eyeheartpancakes if you have mw2 1v1 cuz black ops quick scope sucks

  • BC'r. Thought it was Burning Crusader.

  • There is only 1 guy you let talk to you that way and you put your penis in his mouth, it's a compromise.

  • Damn that Muthafucka can talk you know yal phone conversation wouldnt be boring

  • I am in the 80%.

  • 2 years 2dAY :))

  • what a hyperactive virgin you are, please stop that toolsness

  • LMFAO. Man this guy speaks for all of us:)

  • this guy is hilarious. haha

  • ppl who like this video is - 16666 xDDD im laughing so much :D:D:D:D

  • that ball squeezing story made me lose my whole mind and i couldn't keep track of my mind. it seems like im talking jibberish but im just trying to type to get that story out of my mind so i can get my mind back on track.

  • Biden Is Texting This: "Damn, This Speech Sucks Balls! D:"

  • @jessemcbride10 Obama says 'Whatcha say mother fucka? Biden says ' this speech Rules!' Lol

  • Haha i love your female gamer impression :D

  • i NEVER LIKED MEgan fuck,she's a shitload!

  • and they squeeze...

  • chaud is a keylogger and he's being traced. if his i.p. is dedicated hes fucked.

  • why dont u use your amazing personality to help people rather than tear people down? Why dont u be part of the solution rather than part of the problem? you could be great exposing the crap the government is doing to the people of the this once great country!! Think About it.

  • D: octo mom has a porn now.

  • NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE STUPID VIDEO'S...

    angry people on you tube is getting a hype here...

  • ooooo...and she's got those fuckin goofy-lookin thumbs!

  • I WENT AHHH! and my knees went slightly weak :[

  • hey dude i saw tht monkey poster in an american pie movie

  • lol lol i bet obama would of laugh too......!!

  • i live in delaware so he was most likley he was texting a hick joke to someone and i know him ( went to my church) he like hick jokes

  • He was texting Al Queda the combo to Obama's safehouse again.

  • AHHH!!!!

    NO BALL CRUSHING DX

  • he was texting....god damn i have to poop....

  • girl squeezes my balls i'd punch the fucking bitch out.

  • @AstralAbraxas hahaha

  • first of all, fuck Colorado. secondly, i seriously said that at 2:36 and sort of shielded my ballz for a sec...

  • HOLY SHIT PHIL IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT BALL CRUSHERS GOD DAMN. omg im scared >.<

  • 1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

  • shut up shit

  • @bangheart. Thats a good thing

  • Lol she married him Phil.

  • 1385 people have never had their balls crushed

  • faggot....gay fucker!!suck your own dick!!spammer

  • I kind of love you.

  • Squeeze... ouch.

  • bored??? watch tis /watch?v=y4k5I0fuJtI

  • I thought it was Boston College.... now i'm terrified. : (

  • "even Michael Phelps was like "GOTDAMN!"" hahahahaha!

  • hes texting "god these guys a douchebag"

  • Hes txting "omg when is obama going to end,this is taking forever"

  • you remimd of of someone from the 80's who was annoying ...

  • LOL you are so funny! i wish reporters were that funny,it would make news look more interesting

  • MEGAN FOX LOOKS LIKE A MAN.

  • why are u talking so fast

    0:37 - 0:42

    looks like you are rapping

  • dude you need major help

  • Haha! GGS! yes i am a girl and i am kicking your ass! Yes, i have heard them too. Usually just tell em to shut up Haha then we girl fight Haha

  • He's not gay. He's just way to awesome for you to tell.

  • hes not gay it just the way he speaks

  • QOTF: lul obama doesnt have pants on and i can see his junk... whats for dinner honey?

  • Lol

  • *vote for megan fox as president *-* *

  • Thumbs up if u think he is gay and just wants a gamer girlfriend

  • @Bluv8395 if he's gay why would he want a girlfriend...you fail

  • mm.....feet.....

  • QOTD wil you have fun tonight honey

  • wil you have fun tonight honey

  • QOTD: Trust me honey, my dick's bigger than Barrys, LOL :D

  • чё?

  • I thought BC meant British Columbia

    OH WELL

  • thats riight...i`m a giiirl..and i play Call of Duty !!!! :))

  • oh god i think i have a boner

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  • Don't you have enything better to do than talking

    about someone else like this?

  • He was sexting.

  • OMG SHE DOES HAVE HUGE FEET THERE LIKE THE SIZE OF ME AND IM 5ft 4!

  • @ sonjamarie420 Kinda just like you did? Why the hell else did you come here same reason we all did damn funny how people post shit ab them self making it seam like its for others

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  • @robbiebob111 lol first of all I am a woman....

    second of all I actually watch the PDS everyday, no matter what the title or thumbnail is.

    so yeah you just made yourself look even dumber.

  • LMAO at all the creeps who come here to jack off to meagan fox, then get super angry that the video is not about her. hahaha creepo's

  • @sonjamarie420 ye only creepos jack off right?

  • @dadirtysoufbowss no, but only creepos are obsessive over celebrities to the point where they would get angry at somethinglike this.

  • Here's my caption for the third minute:

    "Guys". There's a dead baby in my lunch box. JOHN! WTF YOU SICK BASTARD!"

  • i hope U die ;) dumb fuckk!

  • @mariusfauru lol why do you hope he dies

  • @sonjamarie420 because his an idiot :) 

  • @mariusfauru so how about dont fuckin come to his videos loser.

  • @sonjamarie420 it vas my life gratest mistake :) you stupid

  • @sonjamarie420 it vas my life gratest mistake :) you stupid you alsow look GAY :( F.U looser

  • @mariusfauru nope. definatley not gay. married with a baby....something you will never know the joy of.

  • @sonjamarie420 i have 2 children you dummb bitch:)

  • @mariusfauru how about go take care of them then loser

  • @sonjamarie420 married with a baby? aint that illegal or something? O_O

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  • ur cute! :P

  • Omg... fag sh1t... actually thought that this would be usefull...

  • "omg, this is so borin! HELP MEH! wtf obma is saying change so many times lol"

  • texting: "man, this guy sucks we shoulda gone to see bon jovi".

  • "sometimes i cant handle what my dick does to my brain"

    we share the same problem, but mine worse then urs coz mine is all the time not sometimes

  • fuck your big fucking gey mauth dick hed sucker

  • Youre a cunt!