Well, I'll have sex, enjoy my music more, enjoy my life more, hate less, have more fun, and not go to hell nor heaven. I guess I'll have, (and having) a way fucking better life than you.
Excluding country!!!!! All the sex and fighting and drinking in those songs ... Marriage is a pagan right by the way ........ as is christmas and easter......Show me where you can find the SEXUALLY (symbolical of a bountiful harvest) charged Easter bunny in the bible.
Dude, your way off... It says that if you believe in god, and has him in your heart you will go to heaven... it doesn't matter what music you listen to, or that you do wrong things... if you acctually believe everything you say, you would probably go to hell too.. You never lied? I think not
Hey TrueBelieverinJesus, what about the origins of Electronic music, huh? Why don't you talk about that. Is THAT the work of the devil? Tell me. What about trance, house, progressive, breaks, lounge, ambient, etc, etc. You talk about country, rock, jazz, and blues, and all that mainstream bullshit. What about rap and hip hop? TRULY that MUST be a work of the devil.
All modern music is evil? The Rolling Stones? :D So blues and jazz are derived from satanic African drum beats? Brought to the USA by the blacks as you put it? I think you mean the "Slaves" that were imported to the USA of old, a ravinous "Christian" USA that couldn't get enough of SLAVERY. The only safe music is country music? :D So God loves drunken country folk getting wasted in bars whilst listening to country music and shagging in thier pickup trucks! God - what a guy! :D
What a fucking hypocrite! All music is evil except country music! You my friend are a moron. You are just a racist hiding behing Jesus. Where are your robes and hoods. If you are a racist just admit it and don't be feeding this bullshit about black music. Be White, Be Proud! Stop hiding behind Jesus it makes you look like an idiot.
holy freakin crap. Jazz is a BEAUTIFUL form of music...you dont even know what REAL music is. go learn about music and maybe you will get your crazy "Christain" head on straight
Youtbers on average have the same IQ as Obama antichrist. People are stupid as hell. They will burn in Hell for their satanic religion of evil- Lution.
i might just subscribe to this guy just cuz its so funny to hear some one so ignorant about life and the world and how rediculus that country music is so how the only one not made by the devil its just pure illogical.
Ok, this is satire. I didn't see your channel at first, I went straight to one of your videos from the Related Videos section while watching one of Thunderf00t's videos. lol. That's the second time in the last two days I've been fooled by an Atheist satire. It's hard to tell the difference between satirical Atheists and Christians, lol.
lol this is funny, how stupid can people ( especially ccountry listening christian AMERICANS) be..
btw can't you sit down and talk normal when making such a video? or where you scareed satan would grab you while coming up with this absolute funny theory about music?
I just read the description, and I saw that this is a satire...brilliant! I commented on your video about "EVIL-lution", but in that one I thought you were serious. Man, you are ballsy and brilliant! Thanks for the laughs.
Ok to clear some thingsup for this douche who has A.D.D. Muslims belive that when you say that someone is going to hell with little evidence you go to hell. You just said that all Black people or a more rather less raicest term "African Americans" will go to hell so nice. Muslims also belive that when you say any kind of god does not exist you will go to hell. You said Christian Rock is made by the devil. And like youlosegoodday(comment posted 4 days from me) you're ingorant.
"All music except Country" Ha ha ha! Are you aware that Country & Western is heavily influenced by Jazz & Blues? Hence it being referred to as 'White man's Blues'.
You seem to have a problem with black people.
"My pastor said..." Get an education & learn to think for yourself! Do you always believe what someone tells you without question? If so then I am your god, give me all your money...
this video was odd. if something was false and wrong, there is a possibility that it can be made harmonic and good. plus, few african beats were for celebration not all about "gods" with an S
lol, a christian emo! He's keeping a video blog so he must be kinda emo, but he's so convinced about god and stuff! Isn't that a little contradictory?? XD
a little restricted view, just like every religious person has, you should listen to Edguy's song Theater Of Salvation dude, it might do you some good!
Hello... Um... You're a DOUCHBAg... incase you didn't know (which you probably don't) a douchbag is what a dirty woman uses to clean her vagina (if you know what that is) And for the comment about long messy hair being "evil" THAT IS CORRECT. You're a satanist. Tell your "pastor" he is WRONG (and probably gay.) You think country is the "only safe music" HAHAHAHA. Obviously you listen to like 5 songs. And ur obviously a RACIST and also a closet homosexual. Rot it hell u judgemental satanic prick.
you think that you understand everything because youve read the bible. You dont even understand that. Ive heard the argument made that long messy hair is un-christian! You must be a devil worshiper... The truth is that every music type throughout history has been inspired by other music types. To brand one sound evil is an exercise in futility. Its what they say, not how it sounds!
umm it says in the bible you can judge there is Christian rock n roll! gospel hymns are inspired by the blues and vise versa. black people are fine. your an ass blessed are the peace keeping, for the kingdom of heaven in theres. and where in the bible does it define worshiping not Christian music and how you define rock and roll? country is inspired by the blues, jazz, and om my fucking god rock and roll good job dumbass. ignorant chrisitians like you scare people away from christ
I think your last spoon full of meth might of fucked you up there.
Because African tribal dance has everything to do with Britney Spears creating the Lake of Fire full of black people that created Blues and Rock and Roll. Or whatever the fuck you were babbling about. Hurrffdurrf.
This is not a troll. This is how hardcore Christians think and what they truely believe. Hardcore Christians are insane and should be genocided. This is not a troll but a true hardcore Christian. Welcome to the mid-west USA (bible belt).
If you are serious, I mean really, if this is not satire then I am honestly concerned for you. I think you are utterly morally repugnant. You are a disgusting human being. But your worst offense is utter stupidity. You are truly a huge dumbass. I hope to FSM you are not serious. I really fucking do. Peace, I mean that.
Wait so you say country is not satanic music, yet at the end you say country is what is listened to by "real" americans, so are you implying americans are the only christians? and your a dumbass
You should really make up your own mind and not base your statements on what your pastor says. He might be your idol, but still... And yes, christian rock's message is about Jesus, and only based on getting the message spread. So calling this music satanic music is just wrong and ignorant of you. People should use their time on useful stuff other than saying music made by fellow christians are satanic. At least thats music people under the age of 50 may enjoy... Thank you
Haaaaa, took me a minute to see the satire, BRILLIANT.
Evenflowist314 5 months ago
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Evenflowist314 5 months ago
Are you for real? Man your vids crack me up.
agentdark64 5 months ago
so that's why i hate country!
itwaslogan 11 months ago
Well, I'll have sex, enjoy my music more, enjoy my life more, hate less, have more fun, and not go to hell nor heaven. I guess I'll have, (and having) a way fucking better life than you.
daftmarzo 11 months ago
so here's the thing. This kid probably will never get laid. The end.
Aeoliandorian 1 year ago
Excluding country!!!!! All the sex and fighting and drinking in those songs ... Marriage is a pagan right by the way ........ as is christmas and easter......Show me where you can find the SEXUALLY (symbolical of a bountiful harvest) charged Easter bunny in the bible.
memsinan 1 year ago
Dude, your way off... It says that if you believe in god, and has him in your heart you will go to heaven... it doesn't matter what music you listen to, or that you do wrong things... if you acctually believe everything you say, you would probably go to hell too.. You never lied? I think not
Jonsk12394 1 year ago
dude your a freak im religous person maybe you should listen to your a little less and come up with your own ideas.
pkdrew3 1 year ago
Hey TrueBelieverinJesus, what about the origins of Electronic music, huh? Why don't you talk about that. Is THAT the work of the devil? Tell me. What about trance, house, progressive, breaks, lounge, ambient, etc, etc. You talk about country, rock, jazz, and blues, and all that mainstream bullshit. What about rap and hip hop? TRULY that MUST be a work of the devil.
thefidlerontheroof 2 years ago
It is not satanic! The church lies! It is just a different religion the Africans have and had way before christianity!
wesleysonic 2 years ago
All modern music is evil? The Rolling Stones? :D So blues and jazz are derived from satanic African drum beats? Brought to the USA by the blacks as you put it? I think you mean the "Slaves" that were imported to the USA of old, a ravinous "Christian" USA that couldn't get enough of SLAVERY. The only safe music is country music? :D So God loves drunken country folk getting wasted in bars whilst listening to country music and shagging in thier pickup trucks! God - what a guy! :D
rattlehead890 2 years ago
you're so cute. But make your bed! After all cleanliness is next to godliness.
terrisonperry 2 years ago
What a fucking hypocrite! All music is evil except country music! You my friend are a moron. You are just a racist hiding behing Jesus. Where are your robes and hoods. If you are a racist just admit it and don't be feeding this bullshit about black music. Be White, Be Proud! Stop hiding behind Jesus it makes you look like an idiot.
restinpeaceladymydog 2 years ago
satire=sarcasm so hes being sarcastic or at least he says he is
ck9423 2 years ago
wats hims
samples114 2 years ago
punk/metal/emo/rock/techno = Great!
Rap = HELL
Alterna123 2 years ago
i have a solution for you... self euthanasia!!.......lol my congratulations to your parents!!!! they did a hell of a job raising you lol!!!
nickolasgaspar 3 years ago
Rolling stones fucking rocks!!
Silentisdeath 3 years ago
holy freakin crap. Jazz is a BEAUTIFUL form of music...you dont even know what REAL music is. go learn about music and maybe you will get your crazy "Christain" head on straight
dabears542 3 years ago
Youtbers on average have the same IQ as Obama antichrist. People are stupid as hell. They will burn in Hell for their satanic religion of evil- Lution.
theanswersofnwo 3 years ago
Subscribing to this idiot just to listen to how fucked up and brainwashed he is...
Kazooie1991 3 years ago
SATIRE!!!!!
llamzrt 2 years ago
Madonna's music is the best music. From 1983 to now. Every song is amazing
and Britney is so good
jakeepowerss 3 years ago
OMG!! WHAT A FUCKING RETARD... lol this is an example of someone completely and utterly brainwashed by religion! lololol
lolxenulol 3 years ago
i might just subscribe to this guy just cuz its so funny to hear some one so ignorant about life and the world and how rediculus that country music is so how the only one not made by the devil its just pure illogical.
XGodOfDeathX 3 years ago 3
moron!
arkymaddog 3 years ago
Ok, this is satire. I didn't see your channel at first, I went straight to one of your videos from the Related Videos section while watching one of Thunderf00t's videos. lol. That's the second time in the last two days I've been fooled by an Atheist satire. It's hard to tell the difference between satirical Atheists and Christians, lol.
MetalHeadMatt497 3 years ago
Is this satire? No one can be this stupid.
MetalHeadMatt497 3 years ago
ok, i've decided this has to be a satire. no one is this stupid. still a good watch though.
Eluktai 3 years ago
Okey my good friend ill give you that SatanEl did create all music because god knows that satan was the master of the heavenly choir.
but the name rock is in hebrew and stands for the word "SPIT" and bad language.
alBoorack 3 years ago
You are very mis guided my friend
kellyaesmith 3 years ago 3
is actually quit right for satanel was infact the master of the heavenly choir
alBoorack 3 years ago
You are a genius!!!! We need to work together for christ!
youngearth4jesus 3 years ago
You are so right on! Check my channel to learn more about the THEORY of evilution!
youngearth4jesus 3 years ago
hahah.. you're all juiced, like you literally just got back from bible study. do more like this.
msepsis 3 years ago
satanic beats. lmfao
people believe this, i get the sense you know it all too well!
nice video.
msepsis 3 years ago
Lol, I had to check my calendar to check if the 27th was a Sunday. Good'un.
JawnDeeMusic 3 years ago
lol this is funny, how stupid can people ( especially ccountry listening christian AMERICANS) be..
btw can't you sit down and talk normal when making such a video? or where you scareed satan would grab you while coming up with this absolute funny theory about music?
eglagrodion 3 years ago
I just read the description, and I saw that this is a satire...brilliant! I commented on your video about "EVIL-lution", but in that one I thought you were serious. Man, you are ballsy and brilliant! Thanks for the laughs.
moviehombre 3 years ago
Lol you talk like the joker!
You evil person you!
Oh and btw if music is evil. so is gospel and worship music!
Sh0guN 3 years ago
Ok to clear some thingsup for this douche who has A.D.D. Muslims belive that when you say that someone is going to hell with little evidence you go to hell. You just said that all Black people or a more rather less raicest term "African Americans" will go to hell so nice. Muslims also belive that when you say any kind of god does not exist you will go to hell. You said Christian Rock is made by the devil. And like youlosegoodday(comment posted 4 days from me) you're ingorant.
bloodcreture 3 years ago
Ya know if you click (more info) in the description you might be enlightened.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
"All music except Country" Ha ha ha! Are you aware that Country & Western is heavily influenced by Jazz & Blues? Hence it being referred to as 'White man's Blues'.
You seem to have a problem with black people.
"My pastor said..." Get an education & learn to think for yourself! Do you always believe what someone tells you without question? If so then I am your god, give me all your money...
catalyst8 3 years ago
this video was odd. if something was false and wrong, there is a possibility that it can be made harmonic and good. plus, few african beats were for celebration not all about "gods" with an S
DiggityDoglikeDogg 3 years ago
Respond to our comments you little bitch.
NukeEmAllJeff and Maskedman58.... Do it... bitch.
NukeEmAllJeff 3 years ago
um, somebody call the cops on this kids pastor
uhfofie 3 years ago
Hello. I'm going to nuke you. Have a nice day... P.S. I hate you. :)
NukeEmAllJeff 3 years ago
lol, a christian emo! He's keeping a video blog so he must be kinda emo, but he's so convinced about god and stuff! Isn't that a little contradictory?? XD
a little restricted view, just like every religious person has, you should listen to Edguy's song Theater Of Salvation dude, it might do you some good!
Savatage0087 3 years ago
Hello... Um... You're a DOUCHBAg... incase you didn't know (which you probably don't) a douchbag is what a dirty woman uses to clean her vagina (if you know what that is) And for the comment about long messy hair being "evil" THAT IS CORRECT. You're a satanist. Tell your "pastor" he is WRONG (and probably gay.) You think country is the "only safe music" HAHAHAHA. Obviously you listen to like 5 songs. And ur obviously a RACIST and also a closet homosexual. Rot it hell u judgemental satanic prick.
NukeEmAllJeff 3 years ago
Guys, relax, its just a troll! Kinda funny, too.
Walls2008 3 years ago
you think that you understand everything because youve read the bible. You dont even understand that. Ive heard the argument made that long messy hair is un-christian! You must be a devil worshiper... The truth is that every music type throughout history has been inspired by other music types. To brand one sound evil is an exercise in futility. Its what they say, not how it sounds!
maskedman58 3 years ago
youlosegoodday 3 years ago
Go listen to some good black metal dude. I think you will like it :o
and second, don't waste your life to a fake god.
crazycortez 3 years ago
How can a sound be good or bad? This is such horrible logic.
firefox40 3 years ago
Well the devil created the sound of rock and roll so YES it is bad.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
Lol the only evil I see is you! uneducated racist sheep!
salvonius 3 years ago
I think your last spoon full of meth might of fucked you up there.
Because African tribal dance has everything to do with Britney Spears creating the Lake of Fire full of black people that created Blues and Rock and Roll. Or whatever the fuck you were babbling about. Hurrffdurrf.
I am severely concerned about you. :S.
troii 3 years ago
This is not a troll. This is how hardcore Christians think and what they truely believe. Hardcore Christians are insane and should be genocided. This is not a troll but a true hardcore Christian. Welcome to the mid-west USA (bible belt).
hamhamarmy 3 years ago
2/10
ryman1792 3 years ago
HAIL SATAN, PRINCE OF DARKNESS
BillxSand 3 years ago
What do you all ask: It's a joke right??
It's funny anyway, I laughed so long that I couldn't do anything more, when I was finished
MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I'm sorry, that was satan typing the last thing whahahaha, lol
metaladdicted15 3 years ago
okay i am convinced now that you are not serious. lol
PerishBrave 3 years ago
If you're 555 then i'm 666! MOTHERFUCKERSS!!!!!
wtfhee 3 years ago
If you're being serious, you're an idiot.
Impamiiz 3 years ago
It's a joke...right?...right?
Please tell me it's a joke.
If you are serious..you are a bloody fool. =]
RKidda13868 3 years ago
TMuney32-Thanks for your input. Even if this person "believes" what he says, he's a changing entity.
These views are sheltered and racist and not at a becoming to anyone who voices them. He'll change. We all change.
Also, if he believes what he says then just imagine what it's like to have his parents.
When people on youtube take aim at him, let them do so with love and humor even if he has none.
Look at the way the comments changed once
I interjected my belief that this was satire.
2tsaybow 3 years ago
If you are serious, I mean really, if this is not satire then I am honestly concerned for you. I think you are utterly morally repugnant. You are a disgusting human being. But your worst offense is utter stupidity. You are truly a huge dumbass. I hope to FSM you are not serious. I really fucking do. Peace, I mean that.
frasieralex 3 years ago
Down syndrome!?
lol @ Satanic African beats
I am really beginning to question whether or not your videos are based on satires..
DevilsKey89 3 years ago
you realize that country comes from black people right?
I cant tell if this is satire or if this is just a pathetic little brainwashed-racist-cunt
hef31 3 years ago
Uhm that was a tad racist... and lol yeah I just saw your guitar as pointed out by 2tsaybow...
Does this take a while to practice because I know that if I had to do something like this I'd burst out in laughter halfway through maybe...
Try telling people next that reading Harry Potter results in you going to hell or something...
guahguahmonster 3 years ago
THOSE FUCKING BLAX MAKING THERE DEVIL MUSICS...srsly dude you're a fucking racist and btw who the fucks your pastor and who's his dealer?
country musics nothing more godly than pickup trucks and wife beating
gojiiro 3 years ago
Weird stuff he's been taking, maybe to much LSD25?
RogerNetherlands 3 years ago
Is he jerking off?
Whoeaaah 3 years ago
Oh lawl i just saw the guitar...thanks 2tsaybow
tediz1337 3 years ago
Listen to Country and Hymns. LOL!
Keep working at it and next time you rant about evil music put your fricken guitar under the bedsheets!
You are FUNNY!
2tsaybow 3 years ago
HELL YEAH! A CUNTRY BOI CAN SURVIVE!!!!
PRAYS THAT CRAZY SUM'BICH JESUS!
May he besto unto me a new pair of trucknuts. The chrome ones Lord. Thank yee.
Amen
cuntryboi666 3 years ago
The Rolling stones are gods!
li1986 3 years ago
lol @ "except country music"
GuyaRicanMC 3 years ago
How many times did you rehears this before being able not to laugh?
mrAndersen72 3 years ago
LOLz, read poes law people, then you'll understand what hes doing.
warrush 3 years ago
Wow kid you are really stupid....
tediz1337 3 years ago
tediz1337 - who's stupid? Look at 1:15 you goof. It's a joke.
2tsaybow 3 years ago
Eminem,Immortal Technique, Jay Z, and Marilyn Manson FTW o and Fort Minor.
LenslessEye 3 years ago
IM laughing at the comments truebeliever, but I can't laugh too much because I fell under Poes law too, great vid.
warrush 3 years ago
Wait so you say country is not satanic music, yet at the end you say country is what is listened to by "real" americans, so are you implying americans are the only christians? and your a dumbass
Atthelibrary1039 3 years ago
It's "One Nation Under God"!
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
I think youll find hes being satirical
SomecallmeJack 3 years ago
so... the devil works through... black people... hmmmmmmmmmmm.....
OT111hater 3 years ago
You should really make up your own mind and not base your statements on what your pastor says. He might be your idol, but still... And yes, christian rock's message is about Jesus, and only based on getting the message spread. So calling this music satanic music is just wrong and ignorant of you. People should use their time on useful stuff other than saying music made by fellow christians are satanic. At least thats music people under the age of 50 may enjoy... Thank you
fobofobi 3 years ago
premarital sex
abortion
gay marriage
riskay99 3 years ago
I raged a bit 9/10
Soppsau 3 years ago
666SATAN666
riskay99 3 years ago
I said it in your last video. I'm very worried about you please see reason & logic.
0Tillz0 3 years ago
Logic and reason are fragile human institutions! You don't need reason when you have Jesus!
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
This must be satire, if not then Jesus Christ there's something truly demented about you.
KingofLuna 3 years ago
behold bastard son
I am the evil one
no glory to be reached
no more thy slavery
the passion I besieged
spawn terror
smash thy will
ye pale dominion fades away my
will dominates
bloodjunkie62 3 years ago
what exactly is wrong with you?
judging from your sheltered views, and the furniture in the woods, u seem to be completely seperated from society. Do you live in a cave or sumthing?
Nt1440 3 years ago