Secret History of The ShamWOW Guy and Jessica Simpson's Fat

[Lance241151]

Dry humor? This shit is fucking dehydrated so bad it's practically fucking ash. This sucks....I'm not even joking when i say that this shit was so awful that i fell asleep twice while watching this crap. He's about as funny as stabbing yourself in the eye with a pencil. fucking hilarious...... yawn. going to sleep now thanks to his lullaby video. goodnight.

[tokayhigh13]

i left after the sham wow thing

[cjracer1000]

I'm the 666th person to like this O_o

[BunionMann]

Dry humor is dry. Fucking love it though.

[sk8rrmatty13]

omg she looks nasty

[InsanitiesToy]

Dude take that crap your holding in!!

[austinmcparland]

well you can tell this is fake because news reporters can`t give their own opinion XD

[koolcid0801]

44 sec i mean

[koolcid0801]

i watched 1 min and i hate it

[streetsmarts990]

this is pretty boring! D:

[Highlandersforever]

His name is Vince Shlomi what the fuck are you saying is his last name? and the guy punched out a hooker for bitting his tougue the man is fucking hard core, Take it easy on Vince or he will be chopping your nuts to top icecream

[streetsmarts990]

@Highlandersforever lol

[koolcid0801]

w00t you go!

[TheFirstJedi]

lmao this was funny.

[lp21046]

dude you need to show some emotion seeing a blank face all the time won't sell your videos.

[legosk8er92]

isnt his name vince schalomi? use his real name!

[sambernn19]

fuck you.

[ythenamezezima]

bo-ring

[OrcWyvern]

hm... sorry, but you suck , guy in the video.

[AyngLe]

this guy is boring & really needs to get a job

[Kellie815]

sean o donnell sounds farmiliar. but he stinks >:P

[justintfan]

boring..

[WoolehSocks]

to all the people saying he is awful, he has a banner, which means he's getting paid for his videos. Rethink before you type, ass wipes.

[32MGPER100ML]

Big woop? his vids still suck.

[LuckyBoLt37]

ooorr... he went to a website and made one... ive done it before... alot...

[ishikawa92]

It doesnt mean he is good

[Eagaida]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cookie1525100]

well that was 5 min.of my life that ill never get bak

[gonder29]

you suck Britney spears ass!

[smk4813]

Man have you lost your damn towel-selling mind?!

Hilarious.

[jeffhardyrocks123]

stuipid

[XlxAliGxlX]

1/5* i got bored after 1 mili second u ass whipe, go wipe ur ass with shamwow

[DonnyPMonkey]

fuking jerk

[remmurdx]

This show sucked big time... Really boring.

[ryosukefu]

HA thank you i needed that

[Mike49503]

THAT WAS MAD DOPE GREAT JOB, PLAESE SUBSCRIBE TO mike49503 THANKS!!!

[kutething1]

stop suking HIM!!!!!!!!!!

[KillerCheebo]

they should all die of cancer

[mirandaugh]

haha stapled black furby...

[nemoeatsoreos]

those girls was hot!!!

[CR125iswhatidrive]

nice verb agreement

[nickandbristudios]

ha this was good *****

[prezjay]

going to bed

[Bubblegum0234BABE]

sigghh...im bored... -.-zzz

[Yuffyninja]

*yawn* ....

[RxExExD]

The towel was already soaked before he rolled it up and squeezed out the liquid. (It doesn't work that easily.) lol

[Aroberis1]

....Jesus.....you really need to quit trying to think you know how to be a tv show host. Your no good at it. An you need to find a job. Or if you have 1, don't quit.

[glory122]

Be reminds me of the team fortress 2 scout haha

[jimmycoolcap]

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[drz400e332]

This dude has NOOOOOO personality!

[thehippymusic]

wow you managed to say all that with zero % facial expresion

well done

[narwhals1]

ripoff of WHATTHEBUCK Show, and it wasn't funny.

[YaikonMetal]

well whatthebuck is a god damn queer. at least this guy doesnt talk like fucking richard simmons.

[cmk61478]

you are gay in real life don't you? Homophobe loser? Your parents must be proud.

[WowIsItThatBig]

russell brand is a cock how can you think hes funny ? all he does is use sarcasm which is the lowest thing to use as humor oh and says jokes like "hes like " " hes a bit of" "ye cus thats good ?? (sarcasm right there)

i rly hate that guy he wears girls cloths acts like a fagot not that im homosexual or any thing but if hes straight , surely shouldnt he not act like a cunt?.

[mackounitblazerrio]

1 star for trying

[jjabrownski]

no it really doesnt

[SrvSlash69]

you can see slash at 1:31 !

[daigura1997]

LOL!!!

[crf100person]

at 3:20 the reason he said you dont have to apply pressure is because it was already full of coke to make it look like it sucked all that up

[slickshanee]

SilentsinX7, u just earned urself a subscripsion, GOOD FUKING JOB! u made me laugh (hard for hours)

[SilentSinX7]

from 3:27, start pressing the play/stop button so it plays in frams. You can tell that the shamshit suddenly turns full of coke and the carpet turns white

[IBRAKEFORFAGITS]

is he trying to be funny or wat he vsucks

[nanilla143]

ok this is def a scam look at the table under the carpet at 3:14 its in a puddle of cola or wat ev then it cuts seen and a second later the table under the carpet is dry. half of it did not come out after you layed the fucking shamwow on there it came out and on the table were they dried it up!

[flamingstickguy]

u have a boring personality

[NoiseFieldBand]

whatthebuck wannabe

[FallingDeathBlossom]

kanye west is a gay fish

[Nevermore2007]

kanye west is a gay fish

[bsdudeownzu]

Fish sticks taste great

[XxDaGGa]

This show was funny lmao

[makemebad221]

piece a shit shut up

[holakost717]

too bad we cant give a half star on youtube. this shit SUCKS!

[8Trego8]

u suck

[ChinkyTwinky123]

shamwow is a piece of crap, dont work at all

[haty24]

wow...this sucks...why cant you move at all??? wtf you're just stiing there.

[Marrii22]

Wasn't that bad..

[STEVOJUMP]

does he really need all those graphics for a youtube video?

[ragland831]

lol THIS guy is making fun of other peoples hair? lololololol thats sad

[someguyfromOklahoma]

oh and u suck

[someguyfromOklahoma]

thats not why he uses the headset

[blindluck389]

Ur show is horrible...I'd rathe watch a back street boys music video...and VINCE FUCKING SUCKS

[Derkaderf1187]

You fuckin suck... go kill urself by cocking on ur dads dick!

[AyersHole]

your show sucks..... wow. 5 mins 3 secs of my life i can' never get back.

[Dolcey123]

plus 10+ seconds to write your pointless comment.

[randestuart]

and me having to read it all,i'm not gonna say "WOW" every time

[Colossal906]

I hate your show and it's honestly not even a bit funny BTW for everyone who " loves " Vince he went to jail for assaulting a hooker. I dislike him almost as much as this show. HAVE A NICE DAY:)

[cowboysarecool]

Good show!

[keytoothed]

I actually "met" VInce when he was demo-ing some tile-cutter at a convention in Long Island. As soon as I saw the guy in the action (I was there with a friend, I'm not a home repair guy), I knew the guy had talent. His spiel was mesmeric. I told my buddy, "That guy's it." It was amazing him to watch him work the crowd. He was never daunted. When I saw him on TV, I instantly recognized him, though it was years later. He'll be back, don't worry.

[asnaes]

Kanye West likes fish sticks.

[vilechemical123]

do u??? lol

[PunkMusicCity]

why the fuck do you turn you damn head!?!?!?

[420Hempman420]

I think hes taking the piss out of news programs and that news presenters sometimes look at a different camera and it ends up looking a bit weird.

[gamerguy81]

YOU SUCK MAN

[jacethegreat]

wtF?

[KeepHolyRollin]

they're tryin to rush this national health insurance bill probly to get more vaccinated and under their influence

[sgtsambo97]

He was a scientologist? 4chan-a-go-go. :/

[ironspiderWD]

fuck

[Greenlightgo31]

"make sure your camera man got that"

"you following me camera guy?"

lol!

[Scramm88]

This guy needs to deliver this with humour... it's not important enough to be delivered seriously

[spoopslack]

this is so boringgggg

[supmandude]

America is so shallow now a days. I mean if someone gets an ounce of fucking fat we jump on them. Woman with no fat are way less attractive the fat woman. Nobody looks perfect not even supermodles because, they are airbrushed.

[itztubby]

3:24 puddle gone

[hottdog2007]

you get your facts straight. his last name is schlomi

[StusMauler]

RAWR

[injectedXcupcake]

who the shit cares if she's getting heavier? Since when does the size or the looks make the person? :/

[Dnagamo123]

Well when your a star your image means alot to hollywood maybe not to you but you have to look good to hollywood and being fat is not good remember the camera makes you look heavier

[blowgunguy]

Since that's all that shitty Americans see in people.

[matt56037]

Since America was born.

[EmileeElectro]

Fucks sake, she's only a size 14.

She looks lovely, she's still really pretty. Everyone's acting like she threw a baby off a cliff.

This world is shallow, it's fucking disgusting.

[n1wrestlingfan]

do you have a brother or a cousin named oscar?

[MaximumCheeseage]

Sorry but why does he think he's better looking than Simpson? He's not even close, even when she was bigger.

[esaancurry]

lol stapled black furbee to the back of his head lol

[Gutsyndicate]

he killed Billy Mays!

[kyledclr90]

your gay

[TeamIzlude]

lol

This can all be found on Wikipedia. That's your research, pal? 1 star, because that's what you deserve. The jokes suck, and you remind me of the guy we all hated in high school. Likely a coincidence

[nicoya81]

This is a really gay video. Never would subscribe. Hella boring. Jokes sucked. Skits sucked. Just stop

[Zovex11]

I know a 12 year girl who has a cruch on the shamwow guy..

[LtdBudgetProductions]

... what the fuck.

[Zovex11]

I don't know. She's like 12 years old, and she thinks he's cute. She talks about him allot, it's kinda scary.

[landon8856]

hahah she's probly the hooker he beat up

[Gutsyndicate]

is that you?

[Zovex11]

Um....yes. I am me..

[eyeofbast]

...this is stupid.

[ultimat3sinn3r]

russel brand is funny as hell

[Wadukadoo]

ha i though my phone was ringing for a sec

[Murdermaster]

@1:13, looks like a rapist :3

[deaddog909]

he does

[Alekahify]

SO STUPID NOT GOING TO RATE

[dahomie4u]

dam dem chicks at the end are fine as hell

[clover36952]

haha you don't call that "fine" you call that slutty

they're as slutty as hell

[dahomie4u]

true.... lol i'd give it a 1 night stand prolly

[blowgunguy]

d@m l3rn 2 spel b4 g01ng 0n utube!1!111!!!! No, but seriously, faggot; go to school.

[dahomie4u]

wtf.. why don't you go idk.. follow your name.. go blow a gun you lonely ass bitch

[LightWillIgniteUsAll]

He seems like the kind of guy you'd wanna punch in the face after getting into a legit debate.

This bored the shit out of me.

[HakerzTM]

I Hear The Ringtone EVERY MORNING, Alarm

[lolk8y]

are you out of your damn towel selling mind?

[ImmortalTraveler]

Wow. Get some emotion in there odonnel. Shit, you look like you've got a stick up your ass or something.

[kita10pony]

OMG vegtable choppers! I've seen Vince before then! I new I recognized him!

[dezmahomedanizes]

boooooooooooooring

[hayden77volz]

this guy makes me sick his voice face everything hes creepy

[freebearride]

this guy is like my high school algebra teacher trying to host access hollywood ...

[Saibot00]

Kanye's hair style is called a "Shag"

It used to be a popular hairstyle "Back-in-da-day"

[germz911]

dont see what all the fuss about punchin a hooker is.. punched one in AC this weekend..not the face tho, jsut in the belly.. its fun.. the rule is you dont hit a lady / woman; a hooker is merely a female human being.

[stratoforce12]

1:32 Is that Slash? On the bottom

[musclecar383]

looks like

[guiterhero117]

Yeah it is

[LesterDragon]

yes, yes it is

[rymaniscool]

yea

[asherman10]

ya it is slaash

[QuietClore]

gay..

[DallasStarsHockey2]

Micheal Phelps isnt an Olympic Diver

[DiabloSpartan]

Are you fuckin retarded?

[musclecar383]

no, you are, michael phelps is an olympic SWIMMER.. not diver.

[DiabloSpartan]

It's the same fuckin' thing.

[SilentSnoopy703]

completely fucking different

[DiabloSpartan]

Holy shit are you gonna make fun of my intelligence now?

[KnightInShiningArmur]

See, in diving, you DIVE, in swimming, you SWIM. Should i say it slower?

[FetidToecheese]

Sounds like he recorded this in the bathroom...

[neptho]

As much as I want to hate on this guy, he's like the antithesis to Buck, so I just cant.

[fireqween]

haha ur funny XD liked the last one. math equasions. (or however u spell it)

[kryptonek88]

fyi equations

[IWishIMasterI]

Omfgh i wanna help out with that calculus question!

[kayden11]

His name is Vince Shlomi.

[v5spectre]

zer0 showmanship. Get a real job

[TheKris555]

new comments on your channel, huh? Like "Stop sending spam you fucking idiot!"? -.-

[MrSlapAHore]

I lol'd.

[spase667]

Don't care enough to watch the whole thing. TERMINATING

[just4you2see2009]

This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.

[sasukeuchiadavid]

this guy is a gay fag

[w1z0fvids]

fag get a job

[Joshua798]

get a job

[TheLyrics4Music]

This guy is a fag

[Gimboy202]

that host is the biggest gay I have ever seen

[jhnbutters]

i just waisted 4 minutes ill never get back...