Allah Made Me Funny - Featured on Canadian TV

[starandstar123456]

 i like

[AhlusSunnahC]

Those who say that other religions are beutiful - are kafir (disbelievers). How can a religion that says that man (Jesus, peace be upon Him) is the Creator (God) - be beutiful? This moron is not muslim, clown - YES, muslim - NO!

[TheDano1947]

Yup religion is worthy of respect alright, just not sure what part of it.lol

[iMFixer]

Brother Moss you are good but not that good, get it right ALLAH never made anyone Funny. Read the Quran and understand it and follow the Sunnah the right way. Don't just compromise your religion for the sake of being famous or trying to please the kuffar. To start with try changing I'm Funny rather then "ALLAH" made. Remember what is stated in Surah An Nissa. You are accountable and answerable to your action.

[SoulRipper66]

@iMFixer ya man he is not trying 2 please any1 he is trying 2 find a good way 2 transfer the information about islam without being trolled!

[weshallhaveharmony]

when she asked "how are you", in the beginning, I thought he was gonna answer " I'm Black".

[boxerboii1989]

@weshallhaveharmony LOL, that will be so funny if said that

[Thatfloydrose42guy]

I'll say it like some people here....

She is beautiful :)

[davidsolomon83]

Bee you tea full ........

[TheAymanbango]

@liberalmatt that muslims became week after mohamed's death

so they were the same enemies of mohamed in his life before they decided to be muslims

and they went back to their nature after his death and decided to dominate islam again

be careful brother about what you read they use tricks by multi-meanings words in quran or ahades to give another whole meaning

if islam was a bloody religion it wouldnt stay that long cause what's built on nothing falls like nothing

[abrekize]

@TheAymanbango Praise be to Allah , and pbun Muhammad saw. there is only one world religion , there are no other religions, but filosofies.

[TheAymanbango]

@liberalmatt the penalty for apostasy is death thats right brother

but first what is apostasy in islam?

i see you as a literate person so i guess my next words will be easy for you to understand

in islamic history the wars of apostasies were mostly in the time of the islamic ruler abu bakr el sedik

the apostates that abu bakr faught and killed were people who were muslims then after mohamed's death they left islam and started to gather their followers to fight islam as they thought that muslims

[iD0nTNeedN0D0cT0r]

live and let muslims ....

[frid9999]

What a weird concept considering there is nothing at all funny about mainstream islam, the most intolerant religion the world has ever seen.

[fandanstan]

@frid9999 Actually, Americans are the most intolerant people the world has ever seen.

[mohomedfly]

@fandanstan Europe has banned the building of muslim prayer facilities. the united states has yet to do such thing

[fandanstan]

@mohomedfly No it hasn't. You're a liar. lol

[mohomedfly]

@fandanstan tell me if i'm wrong but did Switzerland not ban the building of mosques?... i do apologize of i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure it was on the news

[itsbarbiebiatch]

@mohomedfly emmmh are you ok .its america that banned the mosque near ground  zero lol yet ton hear of it in europe.we got pleanty of mosques here brother

[mohomedfly]

@itsbarbiebiatch the mosque was not banned just protested... Switzerland on the other hand has banned the building of mosques... sorry it took me so long to answer i don't check my inbox often

[saltytsp]

@fandanstan yeah thats also must be why so many different races and religions of people come to USA for a good, hard working, honest life. America is the most diverse country to ever exist on Earth in history. You must have meet a lot a A-holes in America, I actually think we have mostly good people here. Peace

[fandanstan]

@saltytsp Reality check: Most ppl OUTSIDE of the US do not not like the blind nationalism Americans show for their country.

American mindset:

"Ppl kill 3000 of our citizens for no reason?! TERRORISTS"

"We kill over 100,000 of their citizens? God bless the troops!"

Absolute bs, if you ask me.

[saltytsp]

@fandanstan reality check: most people, even lots of our own people in the USA dont have a clue, so what, the world? Ive seen what the world opinion has to offer for the world, more crap. (I dont think USA is perfect, but without USA, this world will be darker) USA mindset=savages that only want their beliefs believed and are constant victims of the western world are on the warpath and lots of their MUSLIM population support the hate for western society. and yes ALLAH BLESS THE USA TROOPS

[fandanstan]

@saltytsp I'm glad you've admitted that you support the deaths of over 100000 innocents. Really shows what I meant by "blind nationalism".

Oh, and 9/11 was an inside job. Nobody every proved that it was a terrorist attack.

:)

:)

[saltytsp]

@fandanstan I didnt support no death. It sucks that these countries have what ever problems they have, every country in history has gone through turmoil and bad things. This moment in history, is really shitty for the whole world, but especially the middle eastern countries, their populations have yet to go through a civilization reform.Just like USA used to be extremely racist,we as a whole have changed, most of USA isnt racist, just like not all muslims are bad, most muslims are good, but 5%??

[saeenbaba]

What is the name of this extremely beautiful presenter :P

[daden1000]

no no not alla religions are beautiful,,, you gotta take that back brother

[thedudefromthehood]

lol, he speaks funny

[zodiak121]

why do most white people prononce allah wrong need more emphasis on the "L"

[waseem64134]

@zodiak121 Just a difference in language i think, even though in English we have two Ls togther but we tend not to emphasize them or say them twice. For instance, a word like ballpark, drilling, hilltop, etc, the "l" you still only sound it once.

[QuranTafseer]

Allah made me Funny lol

[TheAymanbango]

he also said 'Treat others similar to the way you would like for them to treat you'

[TheAymanbango]

i invite anyone who want to listen about islam 2 have a conversation with me

some people think that islam is made by the devil him self so dont worry guys am not going to charm u

i will just talk

if u really believe in any of gods

listen to me i dont think that any god can be angry by watching a human listening to his brother in humanity

in islam we r ordered to respect all the religions so i wont insult or accuse anyone or any religion

i will just talk and u can just tell me this is fake

[liberalmatt]

@TheAymanbango I have a question about Islam: What is the penalty for apostasy? Please cite your relevant sources to support your response. Thanks.

[TheAymanbango]

do u know guys that at the same moment we are talkin the unlimited allah the one and the only is watching us and know what we have in our brains of thoughts and ideas

the only reason that people think jesus is a god is the miracles that allah gave him

but u can see that every massenger mentioned in bible had his own miracles too

jesus is a human

who eat and drink

and pee

like any human

god loves him

and we r as a muslim loves him too

[mothanahussein83]

"crack appreciation day." lmao

[nikotindantar]

allah made me funny please come to country with the biggest muslim population in the world, which is Indonesia, wassalam

[mustang19ms]

damn! she is gorgeous, what's her name?

[iraqeraqe1993]

and shaking hands bat i like you show

god bless you and all muslims

[iraqeraqe1993]

Mr.Preacher Moss

u r muslim you cant see the hands and shoulders of this woman

[spiritshuner]

@iraqeraqe1993 but you can? come on you watched the video to see something funny about islam .. + hes gaining alot of advertisement from this interview and the shoulder and hand thingy thats just between him and god.

[iraqeraqe1993]

@spiritshuner

first ..alsalam alaikom ... I want to say that our religion has forbidden us to see woman body 

[iraqeraqe1993]

@spiritshuner sorry bat my E is not good ......... arabic boy

[saeenbaba]

whats the name of this lady. Man she is sooooo hot, i would convert to any religion as long as it is islam for this pretty lady. WHATA SMILEEEEE

[hellsxrebellion]

I want a month :( lol

[amirzubairmughal]

@sweiland75 full body hijab is not compulsery,,,,,but it is the culture and tradition of some muslim part (area) of the world,,,if u see then the hijab in arab countries and in asian muslim counries is difrent,,even all hijabs are 100% according to Quran,,

[eidotevil]

Salam aleykum allahmademefunny brothers! I love you for the sake of Allah!

[MrBrownMayn]

@sweiland75 btw...there was nothing wrong with my "sentence" =)

[MrBrownMayn]

@sweiland75 im sorry did my comment seem like a lecture to you?. well then....i hope u dont die "ROFLMAO-ing"....

[MrBrownMayn]

@sweiland75 ur sentence does not make sense...

and for what you were trying to get at...your supposed to respect women equally to men in islam as well..its just the media likes to show the ones that don't.

[fahadakhand]

IIn 2005, 1,181 women were murdered by an intimate partner.1 That's an average of three women every day.!!According to the National Center for Injury Prevention and Control, women experience about 4.8 million intimate partner-related physical assaults and rapes every year.According to the National Crime Victimization Survey, which includes crimes that were not reported to the police, 232,960 women in the U.S. were raped or sexually assaulted in 2006.

[fahadakhand]

muslim women wear hijab as part of their modesty. even Bible asked woman to wear hijab. google it,,,christian nuns wear hijabs as well. if not wearing hijab is womens right . wearing Hijab is their right as well. Look the statistics ,their are ten times more violence on women in america than in Saudi Arabia

[CanderousXOrdo]

@sweiland75 Wow, why do you feel so attacked about UniversalUmmah's comment? It's not like he's saying that she's wearing indecent clothes and must be punished for it. Lighten up.

[UniversalUmmah]

Her choice of clothing is interesting. Even outside people are wearing warm clothes and in studio as well. Very positive, but they look uncomfortable. May Allah bless them.

[salem926]

God's forgiveness and repent to Him .. God's forgiveness and repent to Him .. There is no god to God .. Does God make you laugh.? Of what ..? Forgiveness of God .. You say these words to make us laugh the infidels .. Turn to God and God Merciful .. And the world is just a test and God Christaspkm .. "Thank God, Thank God that I am a Muslim ..

[omar300342]

@salem926 I agree thats wrong name

[razaa09]

lol that berthaandmaude guy is retarded DONT PUT STUPID AND RUDE COMMENTS MAN

[1ive2trong]

I love it!

keep it up guys

[ArabmericanGirl]

He's a little awkward, and so are her reactions... *wince*

[Chessnha]

Allah made me funny: that's the joke.

[Chessnha]

She is not feeling comfortable, her laughs are not real laughs but stressed polite reactions, because it should be funny.

[TrustInIslam]

This guy is funny.

[naimazaheer]

shes like not sure if she should laugh hahah

[TheCollegeboi18]

So true

[igrewold]

Preacher Moss is ok

[simonistic]

white people got every month

[fupalupul]

listening to her forcing herself to laugh is painful..

[dylanelaen]

haha, caucasian awareness month, whitey week, honky hour.

[JB131170]

Allah made me funny is awesome.

[mymacworld]

Lol, she is laughing and laughing. HAHahahaha

[chickyZahra]

this was sooo sooo sooo funny !!!

please watch salam caf'e its the Australian tv show muslam , its funny!!!

alhamdulillah that muslam are on tv!

[islamforworldnafter]

"Muhummed is the most successful of all Prophets and religious personalities. " Encyclopedia Britannica

[samihasib]

@islamforworldnafter lolz.... man keep things cool.... dont brag all the time.. it only makes u a joke to others...(non muslims)

[buducidal]

Silly white girl.. I would do all kinds of HARAM THINGS TO HER !!

[xShariNgaN01x]

Astagferullah.

[buducidal]

AS you can see Canadian Women are just plain stupid :)

[AcePilot101]

Hitler did have Muslim friends. He invited the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem to live in Nazi Germany. The Grand Mufti also raised Muslim troops for the Third Reich (look it up).

[E13Greengategoon]

Actually the Grand Mufti went to Germany, personally to try and reason with Hitler to stop what he was doing. Jerusalem at the time had a fairly large Jewish community and urged the grand mufti to go and try talk some sense into Hitler. I know this because one of my closest friends is a jew who's grandfather was in palestine pre-1948. Please stop feeding us your BS Zionazi propaganda.

[AcePilot101]

E13Greengategoon, sorry, you are wrong. The Grand Mufti also raised troops (and there are photos).

[E13Greengategoon]

Just because u say im wrong doesn't make it so im afraid. Please find sources from places that are unbiased. The only place where u will find such claims are on zionist, pro israeli websites or quoted from one. Your Zionazi propaganda doesn't fool anyone except the gullibe. ANY unbiased historian would tell u that your claims are false, ridiculous aswell as slanderous. To claim that the Grand Mufti was in cahoots with Hitler is laughable, i've seen the ''evidence'' it's fraudulent and unfounded.

[sub7seven]

:) Ownage

[sharifursrs]

yup, your absolutely correct

[hdx87]

And Hitler used the bible to excuse the killing of people. You can read about it in mein kampf

[islamforworldnafter]

Just as Islam categorically denies that Jesus was God, it also rejects the notion that mankind is born tainted by any form of original sin. The Quran tells us that it is not possible for one person to bear the sins of another and that we are all responsible, before God, for our own actions. And no bearer of burdens shall bear anothers burden. (Quran 35:18)

[rebelbloodfeel]

@islamforworldnafter that thing is written in hinduism..the karma.......long before the invention of islam

[schwanzinmundkopf]

hahahahahaha retard show us the evidence and facts and not your fathers antimuslin bednight storys

[Routing101]

Guys...You rock !

Keep on going !

[streetfight2020]

why blame the action of 5 for 1.2 billion.thats just being stupid

[veto050]

what a fake laughing

[ocopolita2]

oh God, the interviewer laughs SO FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE ,

[FeatherrBrain]

Yup!!!! Fake laughs galore. . .

[l0mustang0l]

not for the intellectually handicapped..

no.. u ppl wont get it..

u just want negative in every thing related to islam

anyhoo.. the whole clip starts with him making good jokes which still makes her laugh while interviewing him... thats the reason she doesnt seem to control herself to be normal..

see the clip 2 -3 times.. maybe u wl understand it somehow!!!

loolz

[PureWay4]

no its comin from her hart!

[maxtoneto]

nice work

[saminea1]

Just kidding about Hilter being Muslim. But, it's true that he saw Muslims as more tolerable than Jews and Christians.

[balamanti2]

TOZ

[zeefai90]

dis was a funni interiew

[edz3ed2]

he says at the end stay bless

[sugerless20]

I love this interview. Preacher Moss has a great message for Muslims & non Muslims. I saw him again today at Muslimfest 08 for the third time. He did a panel discussion & comedy & he's intelligent.

[PunkGaloxo]

Moss ur th best!

[yemen94]

its so funny

[baldyrgate]

what the purpose of this tv programs ?

is it good or bad ?

[moeali777]

very good interview and he made a really good point when he said all religions are beautiful

[sima99x]

THIS IS NICE..

[aristotalaz]

godey odey im a kurd dohey

[salalmian]

good to have someone like this person,

[3olaa]

One more thing I love Canada.

[3olaa]

I love him. That is how us Muslims should be. And more so for us Muslims in the west. We should set a good example of being open minded and warm hearted to everyone around us. God bless him.

[bazyan1]

that presenter is great

[turkmuslim4ever]

In the name of the most Mercifull, you shall be defeated by the allmighty Allah if you shall not believe, Cehennem/Hell will be your eternal place. May Allah Subhane ve Teala guide you. Prophet Muhammad saw came from a good tribe of Hz. Ibrahim/Abraham and the believers know that they where on the straight path of Allah

[BialyWilk1488]

And if youre really good a tooth fairy brings you treats.

[pola4u]

lol quit googeling up ur shit.

[noway5000]

well did we come to your country by our armies and started killing you ...or ist the Opposite !!!

[bobnos]

hahahahhah stop killing christians lol hahaha..

listen jesus got the same when he did his with jews.. muslims are the latest religion now getting off christians.. it started christians.. THINK ABOUT IT.. your the last religion and all of a sudden muslims appear..

your telling me that you were peaceful xD hahahahha lol.. listen christian folks fought and yes so did muslims.. but from both sides i dont belive they were muslims or christains.. not in my book.. because if your killing .. nuhuh :I

[tuan1765]

Without knowing it, he touched upon why racism is perpetuated. Did you ever notice how certain groups of people constantly remind everyone about their color or race and how they are discriminated against? I have black friends and have known many blacks, and would forget they are black if they would just stop reminding me. I am oriental but I don't keep reminding people. We have all been discriminated against in one form or another. We need to stop pointing out our differences and move on.

[mista86]

Lemme clear this up, a muslim male is encouraged not to shake a female's hands if they aren't related HOWEVER if she initiates the handshake first he is obliged to shake her hand i hope that clears things up.

[kanatlisair]

i never heard of this, where did you read that? And does this also accounts for woman?

[knightofnight]

thats not true .... where did you get this

[faithfullstranger88]

You know absolutely nothing, and you have told a lie, in no circumstance are you allowed to shake a non relative of the opposite sexs' hand, and its not that im trying to jump on this brother, but you are saying a straight out lie.

[faithfullstranger88]

Ma'qal ibn Yassaar (may Allaah be pleased with him) who said: "The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: 'If one of you were to be struck in the head with an iron needle, it would be better for him than if he were to touch a woman he is not allowed to." (Reported by al-Tabaraani; classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh al-Jaami', 5045).

Please never try and 'clear' anything up again

[palichick26]

for a person who's qouting hadith, you should know that assuming things in Islam is Haram. so you might want to stop doing that, cuz your commiting haram which means your stepping out of the bounds of sunnah.

[faithfullstranger88]

What am I assuming? Youre deluded, your 'all girls Islamic school' is doing nothing for you. None of my comments have been in referrence to this brother, he made a mistake as do I, may Allah SWT cover our sins and accept our repentance,

[maghi85]

it is haraam to be jealous

it is haraam to be pride

it is haraam to be ostentatious

it is haraam to be self-righteous

it is haraam to do 234924239423949 things...

if u depend on ur actions then u're nowhere

the hypocrite looks at other peoples faults

the believer gives 70 excuses

people putting on the shariah robe with out the true spirit of Islam are like putting bandage on dirty wound...

it rotts, then it stinks, and then it becomes soo bad that you have to cut the limb

[tafunda]

no he wasn't. if he was, he wouldn't have bombed 260 masjids.

[Yorku1986]

I love this show..hehe its in Toronto, Canada my city! Its Breakfast Television, I try to watch in the mornings b4 I go to my university :D

[peaceloverr]

nice,,

[anisa952]

I am a muslim but i thought we weren't allowed to shake hands. Brother that was wrong for to do that. You could ONLY shake hand to your wife, mom,or your sister whether you are a male or female.

[nazzadabest]

thts retarted man. shake hands!!! omg he's having sex with her.

[palichick26]

whoa..who died and made u a sheikha? its a HARMLESS handshake it's not like he's commiting adultry...had he not shaken her hand, u KNOW that would have caused controversy..u need to CHILL and dont make it a big deal.

[bobnos]

i agree with both comments.. NO its actually a sin to touch another woman in any way.. any thoughts liek that are bad. you have to remember that muslims live the life as PURE as they can.

we are not perfect..but why shouldnt we try.. example. muslims now that the mekah (place of worshi) will be destroyed by non belivers.its innevatabl.says in quraan so have to belive.whats stopping them from defending it.

but as muslims it also says we have to adapt. not big way.its iffy area but i say its okay

[palichick26]

you saying you NEVER touched a person of the opposite sex? seriously you all need to take a damn chill pill. i swear to god your making it seem as we're extremists. no wonder americans hate us. it people like you that cause it.

[walwop]

ooooooh so adultry makes a better muslim is that what ur syaing you need to read the holy quran

[shobbir]

if the american want to hate the muslims because of allah' law then let it be .for success is in pleasing allah not the america

[palichick26]

i don't recall myslef saying that. americans hate muslims beacuse there are certain muslims who do and say stupid things. and you are one of them.

[faithfullstranger88]

you need to educate yourself, who cares about Americans hating us, we hate them.

Its not extreme to try and not touch the opposite sex, extreme is when you step out of the sunnah, not trying to implement it. You shouldnt take religion so lightly, our only purpose on this earth is to worship Allah

[palichick26]

so your sayin if a TRUE practicing muslim makes one little mistake, than he is stepping out of the sunnah? DONT put words into my mouth. who the hell do you think you are telling me that i take religion lightly? i go to an ALL GIRLS ISLAMIC school and i know more than you think. how do you know that preacher moss didn't repent or regret the he shook hands with her? your so blinded by the fact that you think you know it all you fail to see the other side of the story.

[faithfullstranger88]

I didn't say on thing about the brother on the screen, I dont believe I am in any position to Judge anyone, I have committed many mistakes, my problem was with you and others saying to relax and that shaking hands isnt a big deal, when it is.

[palichick26]

so all the refrences your making about it's better to get hit on the head than to touch a woman has nothing to do with the brother on the screen? please. and like i said b4, im not saying that what he did was ok, im just saying that you don't know his intentions and whether he repented or not, so stop attacking him. and you ARE assuming, telling me my school did NOTHING for me when in fact, you have no idea how much it changed my life and made it better, islamically. what the hell do you know?

[faithfullstranger88]

This is not my saying, this is the saying of the Prophet SS regarding the severity of touching another sex, but I wouldnt have posted it except that people were underminding the person who said that shaking hands was prohibited, and that person who made up his own fatwa about if she puts her hand out he has to shake it. As far as the brother, he is my brother, and I must believe that he made a mistake under alot of pressure, and that Insha Allah he has repented and that it is accepted inshaAllah

[faithfullstranger88]

I am sorry that I made assumptions about you, ALhamdulillah for the guidance of ALlah, I am happy that your school has been a means to you increasing your imaan, may Allah continue to guide you, and the nation of MUhammad SS

[84248424]

Muslim are getting better........

a lot of people start to know Muslims....

[bobnos]

getting better ?? lol heheh .. thanks i know you mean it in goodness of ya heart

remember that 7million muslims been in america for decades lol. .. problems are only now by small minority acting crazy and in my books theya int muslims.. they confused.

[lekhssassi1]

mashallah a beautyful picture for my brother in islam

[700bY]

mashAllah

[RoaR3000]

I know it is sarcasm,and its NOT really needed,and i am a Whyte Guy sayin' this...But to hear a BlackMan say whitez might be short changed,with no positive recognition day/month,is a very nice thing to hear...!Funny,and truely kind...

[Rasan83]

what does he mean by white people are short changed?

[mosalih1]

he didnt say it....she did!

[bobnos]

hes just pointing out that everyone shoudl have theirs.. but remember even with a month sometimes doesnt change peoples thinking. we oonly benifit ourselves and majoirty of the time people dont see

black history month shouldnt be black.. epopel should understand it.. remember what was on the news white kids partying "thinking they celebrating blakc history" wearing baggy clothes and such.. dissapointing

[kewayzey]

Syukuralhamdulillah for the existence of this man, Preacher Moss. His words are well chosen reflecting a wise man. What a great representative!