What A Jerk

[asdfgirl83]

No, Roxy, Bro thinks about puppets. You should know this.

[PaopuFruit13]

Salm *Slam

[sybertron14]

I just realized Dirk's sewing a smuppet. xD

[babybarracudess]

STRIDER

[tore1992]

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[seafireofatlantis]

@tore1992 ummmm what



[HPlovinGleek888]

"omg what if like thikin about BOYS u kno LIKE YOU DO"

i love that statement so much. XD

[beruchansgirl9696]

The next morning Dirk found Roxy dead with like fifteen strudles in her mouth

[SinginwithARY]

This.

This is now my headcanon voice for Roxy.

I LOVE YOU.

[megacpfan82]

Try thinking of Dave imagining all the other characters in Homestuck while jerkin' it. >:3 Karkat= ...*snicker* Jade= e w e John= :D Himself= WAT Gamzee= *gamzee kills him* ... *pokerface* You= Idk, you think of that one.... Eridan= ...Well... I guess... Eridan... Is desperate...Enough.. .-. Kanaya= ..Meh ...You try it xD 

[MsFicticious]

Bro's expression....XD

[TonnyPuddingMonster]

After watching this video again and having to gotten to know Eric, all I can do is sigh and laugh.

[AnimeCatLady69]

" i bet he's jerkin it to my daughter"

great parenting roxy

[MusicLoverGurl]

Whoever did Roxy's voice was AMAZING!!!

[MisterSynyster]

at first i thought it said "derkin' it"

[TheNeonCeil]

story of my life

[KarvArth]

I totally lost it at the typo corrections.

[KarvArth]

I LOST IT. SORRY. I LOST IT.

[elronman]

when the door closes

salm

*slam

[FireAxel8]

He even has a poker face while jerkin it

[petshopperson]

I love Roxy...oh lord XD

[KefkaLuvr69]

I think Roxy is my spirit animal

[roman11777]

LMOA

[sika515091]

...did dave just give him self a boner... HELL YES!!!

[OohFiesty]

LOL OMG THIS IZ AWESOME!

[TheScissorSalad]

What disturbs me is Roxy assumed Dave was jerking off to his biological sister...

[xkillzbillzx]

@TheScissorSalad yeah...  : l

[Skittyism]

YOUR ROXY IS SECOND BEST ROXY

First is Hussie by default, but LOL.

[SodapopSuckinVampire]

Its wierd. I think. I see myself as Roxy, if I was a HS character. LOL. //cries

[NaokoAi]

Oh god, please do more Roxy videos with unluckywarrior. Pleeease.

[glaceon101able]

What's the song at the beginning ?

[homuhomu345]

@glaceon101able  careless whisper by george michael

[RanatashiShikon]

and no wbecause of this when me and my mom see a hot guy i say "he's shot...hot" and my mom stares at me :0D

[SirGentleshark]

"I bet he's jerkin it to my daughter"

"She's shot"

There are so many incestuous things in those two sentences I can't even

[696pride]

ii2 2he drunk or ju2t FUCKiing 2tupiid *lmoa* o3o

[AnonymousJustified]

@696pride

She's drunk. SHE'S ALWAYS DRUNK.

[Bonesawk]

Wait, What's Dave doing in the Lalonde residence?

[skycake11]

I have to tell everytone about this video!

[mikew1133]

Why do I have the strangest feeling

That the way I mispronounce words

Is my brain mimicking Roxy

[PeterDivine]

My God, the Roxy voice is better than anything I could've possibly imagined.

Headcanon forever.

[xxbeinaxx]

it only gets funnier every time i watch it.

IT ONLY GETS FUNNIER

XXXXD

[thegladosfan]

Is this based off that one commercial? This made me laugh a lot. XD

[undeadPunchmaster]

@thegladosfan yeh

[bluesoul1000]

Roxy is the only living person who can have typos when they're talking.

[NekiiFTW]

I think the title means...

/sunglasses

What A Jerk-Off

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[CylentNight]

meanwhile in dave's room....

rose: who was that?

dave: no one, get back under the blanket bitch

[appleobsessed1]

@CylentNight Thats gross because Rose and Dave are brother and sister.

[CylentNight]

@appleobsessed1 exactly.

[appleobsessed1]

@CylentNight 0_0

[MarshaTheUnknown]

HEADCANNON VOICES

[cotenahargrove]

roxy talks like my android

[KibaLowell]

Oh fuck, I LOVE that ROXY's VOICE

[Diana8453]

He's sewing the smuppet a new asshole because he ripped the old one.

[ReachingHope15]

Dirk, What are you doing to that Smuppet?

[Zeerozae]

@ReachingHope15 sewing it

[Cadmar0129]

MOAR DIRK.

[yoshiemitzu]

is rose under the covers

[zampettedainsetto]

Why can't I stop watching this video?!?

[123123cookiemonster]

struder! *strider lmoa!!!

[OtakuArashi16]

fucking live or that woman's voice xD

[BelgianBabe99]

JERK IT, BABY! |D

[TheMortalOne]

Okay even though he had two syllables this is headcanon Dirk for me.

[Dubblecast]

Roxy's voice is intoxicating. Not the attractive sort, actually drunkinging

[mrXsl33p3r]

0:00 - 0:05 story of my life.

[elronman]

classy lady

[DeidaraIsHot154]

Soo.... Roxy... is Rose's mom

[LadyBria1996]

@DeidaraIsHot154 ...Yes...was that not obvious in the comic?

[DeidaraIsHot154]

@LadyBria1996 I'm not that far yet :P

[Hellogoodbyeiamhere]

Fapping with a straight face. He's that cool.

[animelvr4]

I love Roxy's facial expressions. ^_^

[SoFlySoAwesome]

XD

[StarfireandSakura]

...girllookatthatbody

[PookiStrider]

What a Dirk

[KinnaraKin]

ya w/e u full of SIHT makes me giggle the mosu

*mosr

*most

[TheAkatsukiAnonymous]

Every time I watch this I wonder why I laugh so hard at "little man's fuckin' tuggin' it in there!"

[AngelicxRose]

This is awesome XD

But what's Dirk doing with that puppet :?

[DerplesMcGee]

@AngelicxRose Patching its ass

[sowa12]

@AngelicxRose

Repairing it?

[awkwardhasacamera]

i cannot handle this

omg

[ALEXhatena]

@MegaGfhj maybe Roxy and Dirk are friends, Dirk's got something to do and he asked Roxy to take care of "Li'l man". I don't know, lol, fandom

[saffy10aKiray]

why is dave at roxys house jerking it in someone (hers or roses lol) room?

[MegaGfhj]

Wait, what was Roxy doing at Dave's place anyway?

[HailToTheMoturas]

This

So perfect

Dave, your straight-faced-ness

Give it to me

Dirk, yo, admit it 3

Roxy! Babe! I love ya! Keep on with ya siht!

*shit!

[iluvmypuddycat]

As much as I love this, I can't imagine this as the way she talks to Rose. It's like, different headcannons for the same person. D:

[ShawnWellington]

Everyone = Dirk

[kensaya]

Damn, I just checked Octo's brother. He's good at singing.

[AyameChibiPop]

@kensaya Agreed. e//w//e ~ <3

[xTheWayIAre]

Salm.

[zeejay92]

Whose underwear were those on the floor when she left? o.o

[Kamanitsu]

@zeejay92 She spilled her dring

*drink

[xTheWayIAre]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[XxRawrxchanxX]

Thanks to Roxy, I now read lmao as lmoa every single time...

[GinjaNinjaOwO]

"OMG wat if like hes thinking about boys u kno like u do?"

She called it! Roxy TOTALLY called that!

[Leopardstar757]

Oh my gog, this is the best thing ever. XD

[Carsf100]

ARMS

LIKE

NOODLES

[TuxedoRonny]

Lost my shit at: "OMG wat if like, he's thinking about BOYS, u kno LIKE U DO!"

[Ivanknovv]

Roxy is my spirit animla.

*animal

[OtakuArashi16]

I live for that woman's voice xD

[xAngelKissx651]

XD poor dave and I luv how Roxy is so fuckin stupid lmao

[DeathByZombiez]

The slur in "I saw waht you wer doin dave" was PERF

[TeamKigurumi]

I had to watch this three times before I noticed she said "ogm" not "omg" XD

[RazorBladeZM]

the LMOA always gets me.

[Sperium3000]

I love her voice.

[DerDenning]

"i bet shes jerkin it to my daughter or something

shes shot

*hot"

JEGUS

FUCKING

CHRIST

[HBAkaeicHKei]

press 4.

....

Roxy's best face ever. xD <3

[xxxian360xxx]

i notised that Roxy did not say the same things that were written in my opinion that gives her a even more drunk persona

[RealSolidSalamander]

0:02 I bet that he was using one of those shake weights.

[ChronoSamurai]

FUCK I just got it. "What a Jerk" indeed. Hahahaha

[Dostriamai]

@Firebreather10001 cool kids don't have an "o face"

[SGTkitty27]

YUS>

BRO THINKS OF BOYEEES?

[iHateDuckButt]

I will now make sure I am just like her when I am drunk<3

[monkyman26O]

"SALM

*SLAM"

good god, even her actions are grammatically incorrect.

[LollyJama7]

She reminds me of the Kanker Sisters from Ed Edd and Eddy

[XBlueXAuraX]

"Strudle"

and I cried tears of joy

[Chiyasabi]

This is basically canon.

[korin300]

@Chiyasabi Its fucking cannon up in here.

[cotenahargrove]

@Chiyasabi wtf is canon??

[Chiyasabi]

@cotenahargrove canon means that it's true. C:

Headcanon means of what you think of it.

Canon as in, Dirk's gay.

[Azaelium]

There's something strangely appealing about Dave being caught like that...

[KittennPajamas]

SNORGURGHJ this is great

best roxy

[Firebreather10001]

omg i love how Daves frecan straight faced even when hes jerkin it like just lol xD

[iluvmypuddycat]

I love how she's just gossiping to someone about his little brother who is also her son jerking off to her daughter who is also his sister.

Do not get me started on the accent. LOL

[ShadowXMySexyBitch]

Isn't there a longer version of the saxophone section in the beginning? If there is, can anyone give me a link?

[KarinElegance]

@ShadowXMySexyBitch It's part of song called, "Careless Whisper," by George Michael. I believe theres an extended beginning one, so there might be a longer part of the saxophone section.

[MDragonFang]

Good voice, best Roxy.

[Nagalfar4]

This pretty much shows why Roxy is one of the best characters of Homestuck.

[ClaireCruzBitch]

Every one was to jerk .w.

[7yditchfits]

I just noticed her onomatopoeia has typos.

"SALM

*slam"

[Chiyasabi]

With just that "Listen I--" voice from your brother. is. beautiful. i love you and your brother-- what.

[kirbyparufo]

Roxy's voice is perfect.

[Lone88Wanderer]

Yep, UnluckyWarrior and your Brother are now the voices of Roxy and Dirk. Nothing else sounds right anymore.

[ClaireThuBozo]

this still remains to be the best thing ever

[cynicaLarssonist]

How the fuck do you do that phone voice effect?

It's so perfect.

I demand your secrets.

[LordTosti]

I swear I could just listen to Roxy talk for hours. Laughing my ass off for every minute.

[CaptainSpamurai]

I have never heard typos pronounced so hilariously.

[XemphasisontheeyesX]

This is so ironic now that the latest update came out and we know more about Dirk/Bro (assuming they're still the same character *cough*).

Thumbs up if you get my meaning~!

[happyGilbird]

W- wait. but why was dirk's voice not in there more? and roxy's voice is PERFECT

[AlchemicReactions]

I love that voice so much

[sobored671]

i somewhat want to see a sober roxy

would be something you just gotta see, like a strider w/o glasses

[AoiYukinoMisharu]

This Roxy is great, I love it

[gorillazfan3]

The "LMOA" always gets me.

[theUnpwnable]

"...so... yeah..."

BUNP

[rainbowgasms]

headcanon voice omg

[dewatdawn1]

I kind of wish my mom talked like that.

"OMG JOJO HYE!" :D

[AngelOfMusic12457]

I kind of love Jersey Roxy.

[HakureiRyuu]

@AngelOfMusic12457 it's not a jersey accent, it's a new york accent. since, y'know, the lalondes are from new york?

[LINDSERT0N]

SALM

*slam

[OmegaKittyExtreme]

I think Dirk being gay is in a way channeling the Rose in him, just like how he types.

[TheKaisama]

I love UnluckyWarrior's voice acting in this. Hilariously well done.

[UntangleALLtheknots]

Okay, about the argument involving where the hell Dave's tugging it.

Let's just say that Roxy went through a magic door and via some mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs the door happened to lead to Dave's bedroom.

[dewatdawn1]

LMOA. HILARUIOS.

*HLIARIOUS

*HILRAIOUS

*fuck it

[ahoyjulia]

i know that all bro said was "listen i--", but that was super attractive.

[x3Alyssaz]

I just... can't stop watching this...

I love both their voice actors. ;u;

[ShabalbaIggy]

What is the saxophone song in the beginning called?

[kokiri8890]

@ShabalbaIggy Careless Whisper

[crashwumpafruit]

@SleonHikari shit man its homestuck anything can happen 8l

[SleonHikari]

dude, is dave at Roxy's house or his house?

if at his house, how did roxy get there and why tell bro through a phone?

if at her house, then why is he there?

[XxladyjuicExX]

roxys the shit! XD shes amazing <3

[randomanimegirl789]

Hey, I've suspected dirk was gay since that first convo between jake and AR also, OCTOBRO! How does it feel to know girls everywhere are swooning just from ur voice?

OGM LMOA

[thedarkpath44]

Dirk is kinda full of Shti!

[iZebree]

omfg. 2x speed, ROXY NOW DOES DRUGS TOO.

[TheElectroKarma1]

Dave was reading hunkrump.

[dewatdawn1]

LMOA. HLAROIUS.

*HILRAIOUS

*HLARIOUS

*FUCK IT

[iZebree]

NOCK KNOK.

[SeedofCreed]

And now it's canon.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU DONE

[TheKiara111]

I watch this everyday and it gets funnier and funnier each day.

[Derpmano]

She sounds like that one gorilla from Tarzan.

Headcanon.