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I feel his pain. Our garbage disposal is directly to the left of the kitchen light by the sink. It scares the small children when they acidentally hit it. It's like they don't know how to turn the switch back down, because they're so frightened by the loud growling noise.
Reminds me of my Aunt ... Did you have enough to eat ?? Do you want more ?? You wonder how did so many people get overweight ?? Is it all our own fault ?? We all had someone tryin' to feed us more food. Just say no ~
Haha I was watching this and right when he goes: BLALALALLALALALALAL (garbage disposal) I hear our laundry machine went BALALALALLALALLA made me pee laughing ! He one funny man!!
My mom says nook and cranny too. I know about the garbage disposal, i had a few times awhile ago where i thought it was a light; it was the garbage disposal; scared me half to death
i want you to clean your room every nook and cranny. whats a cranny? is my nook dirtier than my cranny?....your nok is fine but your crannny is filthy clean it up. pronto PRON-TO.
Where were you? Puh Puh! I was worried sick! Puh Puh! You could have gotten hurt!!! Puh Puh kick kick.......................have you eaten? Have you eaten?
I HAVE TOTALLY DONE THAT!! Came in late at night and turned on the garbage disposal!! I almost chocked to death when he came to that part, I just took a drink and then he swung like his MOM WAS A PANTHER LOL!!!
I thought it was so hularious when the said this,"Pow Pow (sound effect) you could of gotten hurt!' So lol!!! Also all his mom cares about is if he has eaten really loooooool!!!
Where were you?! "smack" "kick" I was worried sick!! "smack" "kick" you could've gotten hurt!! "smack" "kick".......... Have you eaten? Have you eaten?
Have you eaten really have you eaten
MrBobie1234 3 hours ago
I never get tired of this
YoGGiiYo 14 hours ago
snikeloaf
MrMurdockK 2 days ago
replaying just for the garbage disposal sound
Joeluvrxoxo 3 days ago in playlist Comedy
when i feel sick my mom says " Take an ibuprofen and lay down" im like " mom my stomachs killing me " " Take an ibuprofen and lay down "
RainbowVeinsAvenue 5 days ago
"Is my nook dirtier than my cranny?" Lol!
simply6foot2 1 week ago
omg my mom always wants me to eat!!!!!
folauolailangi 1 week ago
If you put the transcribe auto thing when his mom is beating him up it says "HELPING"
IRONHORSE11M 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
awesome garbage disposal noise. love the voice " have you eaten".
cooljordan63 1 week ago
ROLF
awsomeness2400 1 week ago
Love it!
danceforChrist97 1 week ago
Go to 1:17 over and over again!
CSXfoamer97 2 weeks ago
....is my nook dirtier than my cranny.....???
kat2praise 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@kat2praise Well ur nook is fine but ur cranny is filthy! clean it up right now! Pronto!! PRONTO!!!
CSXfoamer97 2 weeks ago 2
Hah! My mom is like that too!!
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WhiteShoreFilms 3 weeks ago
This is good! :)
handychip 3 weeks ago
@handychip heck ya!!!!!!!!
Theclonemakers 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
after i watched this my dad walked in and said have u eaten i cracked up
1933steelerstodd 4 weeks ago 7
1:17 for laughter!!!
craziigyrlz 4 weeks ago
is my nook DIRTIER than my cranny?!?!
Rebekkayoung 1 month ago 4
honestly this was uploaded on my birthday :D
TheCyphen 1 month ago
@TheCyphen Happy Birthday!!!
yodafanyodafan 1 month ago
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laughingwithlydia 1 month ago
lol!!! this is so true!!!!!:D
lovemybusroute 1 month ago
RLALALALALALALALA RLALALALA
Shelbxlol 1 month ago
"your nook is fine but you're cranny's filthy clean it up now. Pronto!! PRON-TO!!!" lol love this video it's one of my faves!!!
jsusfrk524 1 month ago
panther... whack boom, aaaaaaahhhhhh have you eaten?
TheLlamaking98 1 month ago
pronto PRONTO!!!
hah
nsbm2010 1 month ago
LMBOlknewfkuj nbdheuhe rgjheo8rhelrijho9hn49irjuhl9rijyu94o8u OMg he is just too funny!
sparrowgirl84 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
How the heck did he do the garbage noise? XD I love it!
lana12lana 1 month ago
I love Tim! He is so funny !!!!😃
hendraske 1 month ago
So funny! I gotta get his dvd's.
Est1981Vintage 1 month ago
Lol....have you eaten? have you eaten?
Purity03 1 month ago
Love the garbage disposal noise LOL
almightyfir3 1 month ago 48
@almightyfir3 Me too, LOLOL!!!!!!
hannahdhorses 1 week ago
what the heck you are asking for thumbs up right there
kileyeugene 1 month ago
1,001 like :)
Jesusluvsyou33 1 month ago
WHOO I WAS THE 1000th LIKE :D
thephilipwatson 1 month ago
I feel his pain. Our garbage disposal is directly to the left of the kitchen light by the sink. It scares the small children when they acidentally hit it. It's like they don't know how to turn the switch back down, because they're so frightened by the loud growling noise.
RavingTrollSatire 1 month ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy
1:15 I laugh till I cry everytime!
IKECH545 1 month ago
"You could have gotten hurt!" *Kick* *Smack*
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@BalletBeauty97 "Have you eaten?"
Candygrl980 4 weeks ago
@BalletBeauty97 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
hannahdhorses 1 week ago
his mom reminds me of Spongebob's grandma "do you want more cookies?"
keadysessions 1 month ago
You could have gotten hurt *kick* *kick* *smack*
adorablepup1 1 month ago
(mom beating up tim)you could have gotten hurt!! wow hilarious!! i know someone whose mom did the same thing to him.funny!!
skiletfan97 1 month ago
That was very funny! XD
rockwell541 1 month ago
i like his garbage noise and his mom voice.
greendork1 1 month ago
Reminds me of my Aunt ... Did you have enough to eat ?? Do you want more ?? You wonder how did so many people get overweight ?? Is it all our own fault ?? We all had someone tryin' to feed us more food. Just say no ~
Agave89 2 months ago
I've been laughing at this for a week........outrageously funny....that is so true about mom's hahahahaha!
YoGGiiYo 2 months ago
tim hawkins is a very funn comedian, but also has clean jokes
LaBoca2244 2 months ago 3
Have you eaten? Have you? Lol :p
Graciegoose137 2 months ago
well ur nook is fine but ur cranny is filthy! Clean it up! PRONTO! PRONTO!
penguinluvify 2 months ago 2
died laughing @ 1:16
CSXfoamer97 2 months ago
Haha I was watching this and right when he goes: BLALALALLALALALALAL (garbage disposal) I hear our laundry machine went BALALALALLALALLA made me pee laughing ! He one funny man!!
candyfreakazoide 2 months ago
Best comedian out there.
samanthamarie780 2 months ago 3
"I was expecting a nice warm light, I get BLALALALALALA LALALAL!!!"
MeNFunGo2Gether 2 months ago
Knook or nook? One of life's most puzzling questions...
Omnom9999 2 months ago
thumbs up if this makes you want to hug a panda
katiecata1234 2 months ago
lmfao 1:17
13blondey 2 months ago
I turn on the uh the *waves arm around thinking*
Croud: light! Light!
No the garbage disposal! WHY DO THEY PUT THAT RITE BY THE LIGHT!! I'm expecting a nice light and I get DARARARARARARA
mossstar55 2 months ago
cool lol omg so fuuny
comicalgenius01 2 months ago
Have you eaten? *kicks son* you look like a little circus freak
keepingxxitxxreal 2 months ago
every nook and cranny, ive heard that one :)
sleepysarcasim 2 months ago
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sib6sis3 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
my mum does the eating thing too.....LOL!!
nanajosianne 2 months ago
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I love tim:-D
MsMaynicol 2 months ago
mom I'm 210 XD ... i was expecting a nice warm light to get 1:17 that man cracked me up!
swaggerjagger507 2 months ago
HAVE YOU EATEN?HAVE YOU EATEN?
jeffaffa3412 2 months ago
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!That's hilarious!!!!
jeffaffa3412 2 months ago
This is hilarious xD
hummingbird3727 3 months ago
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TheNeo045 3 months ago
your knook is fine but your cranny is filthy lololooolooloo
20micky01 3 months ago 3
hahaha Have you eaten! I know I have! hahaha
tennesseefriend 3 months ago
omg this is the story of everyone's lives... xp
theoriginalredpanda 3 months ago
My mom used that phrase all the time on me! "I want every nook and cranny of that room up there CLEAN!"
LydiaMakesMovies 3 months ago
could have gotten hurt..... hmmm. looks like YOU took care of that one mom.
Rebekkayoung 3 months ago 2
My mom says nook and cranny too. I know about the garbage disposal, i had a few times awhile ago where i thought it was a light; it was the garbage disposal; scared me half to death
LittleMak1 3 months ago
Is my nook dirtier than my cranny?? AKA corner
peacelovesmilekk 3 months ago
Ohmygosh. I had tears streaming down my face. Hilarious!! (:
TheOneAndOnly827 3 months ago
i want you to clean your room every nook and cranny. whats a cranny? is my nook dirtier than my cranny?....your nok is fine but your crannny is filthy clean it up. pronto PRON-TO.
JackRussellLover33 3 months ago
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JackRussellLover33 3 months ago
lol nook and cranny
peacelovesmilekk 3 months ago
3 peoples nooks are fine but their crainy's filthy!!!
degrassigurl7387 3 months ago
1:22 FATALITY
zerosamus1000 3 months ago 3
Your nook is fine but your cranny's filthy!
got2fly4ever 3 months ago
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i DIED when he did the garbage disposal noise!!
too funny
LOL
MegaPrincess1235 3 months ago
hahaha have u eaten lol
bryantvideos1 3 months ago
I love this guy
ssmwmarmar 3 months ago
I hate when people ask for a thumbs up....
thumbs up if you agree!
kadamsnatalie13 3 months ago 34
oh mothers...
TheNumnutRandomness 3 months ago
you could have gotten hurt! *kicks and punches you*
barbaro267 3 months ago 4
what is a cranny? ...is my nook dirtier than my cranny?
rubberduckyy17 3 months ago 90
@rubberduckyy17
Your Cranny is dirtier than your nook you fool
StratusForce908 2 months ago
@StratusForce908
Cool Story Bro
rubberduckyy17 2 months ago
@rubberduckyy17 Well you're nook is fine but your cranny's filthy. Clean it up, now. Clean it up. XD
Kemmeyz 2 months ago
@Kemmeyz
lmao i love tim hawkins xDDDDDD he is fucking epic
rubberduckyy17 2 months ago
I LOVE HIS MOM VOISE IT MAKES HIM SOUND GAY!!! ♥ xD
DaBoxingChick 4 months ago
Where were you? Puh Puh! I was worried sick! Puh Puh! You could have gotten hurt!!! Puh Puh kick kick.......................have you eaten? Have you eaten?
got2fly4ever 4 months ago 3
Love him
keithsangel100 4 months ago
Who would dislike this video?!
johnryanblack 4 months ago
@johnryanblack idk...losers who have no taste in comedy?
iluvanimalz00 3 months ago
Cranny: the crack in the behind of a homo sapian (human) where waste is disposed of
SetRanow 4 months ago
AHAHAHA
Mwalshlastboy53 4 months ago
You could've gotten hurt!! *whack* *whack* LOL
PlushNSpaciousStudio 4 months ago
Nook: a electronic devices that has books on it
kamibango 4 months ago
I guess 2 people have eating lol
Menyhard1 4 months ago
1:17, omfg!! XD
SuperIzzabell 4 months ago
Tim is getting ripped!
Cbluesrocker 4 months ago
LOL he makes that niose so well. i wonder if his mother really sounds like that...
sjcheesecake 4 months ago
A friend of mine showed me this video yesterday and now I have seen it like a million times!!! This guy is amazing!
tetotani 4 months ago
I wanna rub my balls on eat
slipknotfan90909 4 months ago
whats a cranny? somme boddys arse
Rolipoli96 4 months ago
2 people haven't eaten.
MandaJoy381 4 months ago
1:16 to 1:20 lol
random123181 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahahaha
canes795 4 months ago
WHERE WERE YOU! *SLAP* *KICK* *WHACK* I WAS WORRIED SICK !*KICK* *HIT *YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN HURT! *SLAP* *KICK* Have you eaten? Have you eaten?
Allhearts100 4 months ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy 78
@Allhearts100 lol
TheBeatlebee 4 months ago
Your nook is fine but your cranny is filthy!
spafeX80 4 months ago
every nook and cranny! lol
PatriotIsMyBoy 4 months ago
i love this man.
"i want you to clean this room. every nook and cranny. every nook.."
"what is a cranny? i-i what's a nook? i don't know what that is either ya crazy lady! is my nook dirtier than my cranny?"
narniaxhorsesx17 4 months ago 5
ho my gosh no homo look at his freaking biceps!
takesallif 4 months ago
Tim although some jokes are funny bro its doesn't seem like you are honoring your mother much?
silver821000 5 months ago
This is amazing. I LOLed so hard I cried.
KermitTheFrog1111 5 months ago 2
1:17 ROFL!!! XD Long live Tim Hawkins!!!!
SuperDentBros 5 months ago 2
where were you? YOU COULVE GOTTEN HURT!!! BAM!
have you eaten??
SMILEY5084 5 months ago
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1502superstar 5 months ago in playlist Liked
i LOVE this! even when im having a bad day, i watch stuff like this and bust out laughing! XD
TheCreativeOne21 5 months ago 3
"What is a cranny?"
momof658 5 months ago
his mom sounds like my mom lol
musiciangirl591 5 months ago
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. Ha ha ha. I love this man! I have got to go get his new video.
charles0322mrsdani 5 months ago
I HAVE TOTALLY DONE THAT!! Came in late at night and turned on the garbage disposal!! I almost chocked to death when he came to that part, I just took a drink and then he swung like his MOM WAS A PANTHER LOL!!!
Oneaudience 5 months ago
I almost died laughing so hard.. XD
kuhll96 5 months ago 3
Where is ur next concert
livelovelaughmakenna 5 months ago
i love dis man♥
narniaxhorsesx17 5 months ago
have u eaten son u look teribile
ginkey1324 5 months ago
Your nook is fine, but your cranny is filthy. Clean it up pronto. Pronto!
rockinforjesus91 5 months ago 4
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selenagomezfan584 5 months ago
tim's mom must've taken some Kung-Fu classes....ROFL!!!!!
josamen 5 months ago
WERE WERE YOU? *WHACK* *WHACK* YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT! *WHACK* *WHACK* have you eaten?
10sassygurl 5 months ago
Lol, that's my grandmother every time she sees me. Also, you bear a slight resemblance to Kody from Sister Wives, lol.
bluemu 5 months ago
tee hee garbage disposal.
SMILEY5084 5 months ago
I LOVE THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL PART!!! I DIE LAUGHING EVERY TIME!!!
MegaPrincess1235 5 months ago 4
oh man, I could watch this over and over! lol. Tim Hawkins is awesome!
newbrunswickgirl1 5 months ago
this is way to funny for words go tim hawkins
DbzAnnie 5 months ago
well OBVIOUSLY he hasn't eaten yet...he didn't vomit.
morikahjo 5 months ago
i DIED when he did the garbage disposal noise!!
too funny
mer0902 5 months ago 79
I thought it was so hularious when the said this,"Pow Pow (sound effect) you could of gotten hurt!' So lol!!! Also all his mom cares about is if he has eaten really loooooool!!!
7414101 3 months ago
@olivia1594 OMG really me too!!! I'm so excited!!!
RainbowDisaster11 5 months ago
I CAN'T BREATHE!!!! XD
Ecofreak96 6 months ago
Yes i have eaten =)
bobthemodelmaker 6 months ago
i watched this video 5 times in a row now i am laughing so hard right now i can barley breath lol
samimusic10 6 months ago
You could have gotten hurt, slaps and kicks him. Lol
ToxicDooM96 6 months ago
This is ten times funnier considering I just did the garbage disposal thing a few minutes ago. XD
PrismaRoses 6 months ago
the garbage disposal sound put me on the floor lol
MrTmay2010 6 months ago 48
OMG I can't wait to see him on the 16th :D
olivia1594 6 months ago
I lost it when he made the panther sound!!!
NilocHTV 6 months ago
OMGOSH IM CRYING AND I JUST PEED A LITTLE
Misstressmars 6 months ago
I almost died laughing when he made the garbage disposal sound!!! XD ROFL
RabbitAndHorseLover 6 months ago 2
OMG LOL LOL LOL LOL you made me laugh the MOST in my life so far
yayersful 6 months ago
i like the when she beat him and siad have you eaten XD XD XD
charriotsoffire1 6 months ago
I never laughed so hard! Lol
matthewman9 6 months ago
:D :D :D
KRAZYNESS09 6 months ago
A nook is a digital book
MultiR3volutionary 6 months ago
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luv2sing143 6 months ago in playlist Tim Hawkins List ♫
Where were you?! "smack" "kick" I was worried sick!! "smack" "kick" you could've gotten hurt!! "smack" "kick".......... Have you eaten? Have you eaten?
DarciAStewart01 6 months ago 3
"no, mom, i weigh 210"
"no, you look like a little freak circus boy, that's what you look like"
roflmboatp (rolling on floor laughing my butt off about to pee)
luv2sing143 6 months ago in playlist Tim Hawkins List ♫ 4
i LOVE the garbage disposal sound. it makes me laugh sooooooo hard!! haha! gotta love ya Tim!
hellokittygrl1397 6 months ago 3
1:17 The best part ever!!!!!!!!!! That is frickin hilarious!!!!
wyvern713 6 months ago
what is a cranny? seriously if there are any moms on here please tell me what a cranny is
PeanutButterC00kies 6 months ago 4