3rd degree

[xMotherxPuncherx]

"Turi-Doritos"

[flyhi94]

Are those Doritos bothering you? I've fought chips like that before.



[haseso88]

hey rocco by any chance did they actually release thoughs.

[JelloJames16]

Coming soon: Whiplash Fritos and Cancer Pepsi. Gotta love Rocco.

[DSAoftheSS]

Police brutality cheetos

[adrock4]

@PredictableUsername

Forced? Is there any other kind?

[ouch11]

UMAD!

[BokuWaJShi]

I've actually had 3rd degree burns on my shoulders before. Fuck you Doritos. :/

[matrim41]

I prefer Homicide Habanero Fritos.

[CloudedPeach]

Only thing worse than 3rd degree burn doritos is that you bought them...

[StuBackbreaker26]

burritos dont count because they already make you feel dead

[SUPERGAMER707]

i have that same scribblenauts hat in the backround!

[winglb53]

Cheeseburger Doritoes. They've never get it right since Jay left.

[andfastman]

Did Shawn grip those for you?

[CyleMoore]

nice!

[sleeth12]

How were they?

[winglb53]

Well, it could be worse, like calling them 9/11 Scorch'n Habanero Doritoes.

[gumgumningen]

I love habanero chips!

[l1nuxun1l]

Its really not that offensive.

[ilikeyouratoms]

turd degree burn

[AncientGearEngineer]

Child abuse Diapers

[GH2champ16]

we don't have the flavor in Canada :(

[dilsco]

@GH2vhamp16

I haven't even seen it in the part of the U.S. where I live, so don't feel too left out.

[lalaliam]

waste of time..

[corncornrocks]

way to go

[FathomZero]

As someone with 3rd Degree Burns, I find that hilarious.

[rob5000x1]

its funny how someone without 3rd degree burns is offended by it, yet someone with 3rd degree burns finds it hilarious lol

[TravisVsWorld]

@rob5000x1 Did your house burn down?

[FathomZero]

I'm a lucky devil, too. It was mainly my back and the tops of my feet. Luckier, too, that I was young when it happened.

[rob5000x1]

still, that had of sucked, do u remember it clearly or were u too young ti remember it that much?

[FathomZero]

I was three. The tops of my feet are still numb; the nerves never really recovered 100%.

The scars are wicked sweet, though, and it was long enough ago for me to not have horrific memories about it, so it's aight. Shit happens. :|

[TheGhostboy86]

@ delmonds

haha nice!

[benxander]

Whiplash Fritos and Cancer Pepsi

Good call.

[EvilBeanBurrito]

Don't forget Herpes Simplex A Funyons

Just sayin'.

[1010010100110]

whiplash fritos is pretty funny

[delmonds]

made from burnt baby skin

[lBlueShadowI]

Buyin those

[RaphaRox]

aids coca cola , cancer pepsi and so on

[Scoobsndoobs]

I love Doritos. I need to try these.

[VmanTheMind]

Sounds increasingly spicy.

[deathscythe2484]

cool story bro

[cycopl]

Yeah, how fucking insensitive. One time I broke my leg, and now whenever I hear the term "break a leg", I collapse in tears. Memories of harder times, memories I have worked years to forget all flooding into my consciousness in an instant.

[AndrewGilliland]

Same problem, only I had my boner broken once.

[MPxSUPREMExX]

LOL, I take my injuries like a man. When I think about my worst injuries I think of how I took it like Rambo. Break A leg? WALK IT OFFF! HAHAHA

jk : P if your a chic I under stand crying.. but if your a dude.. man up.

[FLiPSk8er411]

CANCER PEPSI LOL

tags are awesome

[ESMPresents]

Thanks for ripping me off Cocko.

[kiraownsurmom11]

I love the tags

[chocoboy02]

I got those at a convenience store at 1 in the morning.

I regret that more than sticking my dick into a pencil sharpener.

[triclops9]

oh come on u guys make fun of way worse stuff like the haitians

[JonoT45]

ARE THEY GOOD Y/N??????????????

[mrpitchf0rk]

Do you have to use so many question marks???????????

[vampirehunterme]

personally i am more of a lupis loops fan

[DeathlabelCSS]

wat your doing here is being too serious, that is why American media in general sucks because we can't really say wat we please because too many people get offended, fuck anyone who gets offended by this!

[Phenomenon3Studio]

Is this the Skit where the Arms get Tired??

[FrogJon]

Those are great when washed down with some Type 2 Diabetes flavored Kool-Aid.

[tehBenny]

3rd degree burn Doritos got nothin' on severe hemophiliac Kettle Chips.

[MapleSephiroth]

New Autistic Cheetos?

[tapion456]

Those Smarties probably even out the burn though, eh?

[StrongScream]

Better than AIDS Skittles?

[RageTreb]

Have you tried Cancer Cheetos? That's shit's good as fuck.

[MisterSnig]

I'm more a fan of the Leukemia Pringles.

[txbassist]

0:22 almost said Toritos lol

[Kidzilla99]

My friend recently had an accident at the restaurant she works at and is still in the hospital........ I know what i'm getting her for her birthdaayyyyyyy

[MotokoStarwind]

@Kidzilla99 That's awesome.

[RaGeQuiiT]

Cool Story Bro.

[LiveActionTrevor]

I'm digging these Syphillis Ruffles

[Badesha07]

How about some Heinz Kastrated Ketchup

[HamOnWholeWheat]

Cool luge accident ranch, out now, pick it up at your local 7-11.

[cofingp]

Minor Abrasion Sabritones

[BrobeeBot]

i want toyota cliff family car accident flavor!!! TASTE THE RUSH!!!

[hardcorekoala]

umad?

[XxUltorskosSxX]

So they taste like Cool Ranch.... right?

[TheJEShow]

oh my god

best comment

:333

[Raykak]

how is this making fun of someone god damn you're stupid holy shit

[StevenZB1]

But what do they taste like

[lvl100pokemans]

Better than Domestic Violence Bruise Tostitos

[metaleggman18]

CANCER PEPSI IS THE FUCKING SHIT

[jeezjuly]

RUMAD???

[jacksdeos]

Tags: "coming soon whiplash doritos and cancer pepsi"

I'm sorry, but "cancer pepsi" is fucking brilliant. I love you Rocco

[DaDewd]

cool dude. cool. way to go.

[boglesworth]

hahah 'coming soon whiplash fritos and cancer pepsi'

[andfastman]

paraplegic popcorn chicken, where is?

[Lueseiseki]

syphilis doritos: "get yourself tested... for flavor!"

[JayP80Geno]

I've had those. Shits are hot as fuck.

[jaackgirdlers]

where's my aids cheeto's?

[SpaceAndrew]

So does it taste like mutilated skin?

[roninoutlaw]

Pass the leukemia skittles.

[pjunk]

Insensitive bastards...*eats some AIDS Pringles*

[rockthehiddenlotus]

CANCER PEPSI??????????????

[Ciathos]

So what happens if I get 3rd degree burns in my mouth?

It's not like I can sue them... they said it right on the bag.

[UptownHunter]

YES1!!! They brought back the super hot habenaro chips!!...With an awkward name :\ lol

[cloudzack1090]

damn americans and foods i dont get

[swany666]

coming out soon, crispy housfeire nachos

[iAMnoxon]

hahaha

[Duujin]

What are Toe-Doritos and where can I get some?

[Henshitsusha]

Great job.

[comrieharlemaster12]

nobody cares about third degree burns victims, its not a disease its just some faggot who can't workout which end of a blowtorch is the hurty hurty end

[Eidderf3]

They're so tasty it'll scar your for life!

[CheeseMoe13]

seriouscast.

[whyawake]

5 stars for 3rd degree mouth burns

[Secretservicedentist]

You gonna eat that?

[NathanKerce]

"To-Doritos" What a dumbass. GET IT RIGHT.

[JackieFuckingChan]

i'll stick with my flaming hot cheetoes

[amphibianTEEF]

i kinda expected rocco to turn the camera to his face and he'd smile and the camera would zoom in on his smile.

[HomerkaBY]

4 degree coming soon?

[puklop]

Aids Red Apple Blast Doritos

[segasaturnsan]

pepsi makes fun of pepsin which can cause stomach ulcers. fuck pepsi.

[tofucuz]

cancer pepsi

[PowerbootW00T]

I made a video about that a LONG LONG LONG time ago. Oh memories!

[TheAnti6od]

The more i think about it the less appealing it sounds

[REVULSIVE]

I like the Scribblenauts hat on Red Ranger, it suits him.

[davidkolo]

nice HC, same to derrick

[LotsOfNine]

idk, spicy food has been making this marketing joke for years. i dont think its really offending anyone. did you burn your butt rocco?

[Microwavish]

i think that's hot

[bbhaver]

WTF that's disgusting. What's next? Tumor Taco?

[benji626]

@bbhaver they have to release that!

[Covaxius]

First I thought that's silly, but it's the perfect get well gift for the burnt relative in ze hospital.

[dannyboy4314]

yippie ki yay no snakes.

[olesto]

7th

[graciano1337]

with Scorchin' Habanero.

[FallapaGoose]

That's hot

[idonegotold]

Third-degree burns occur when the epidermis is lost with damage to the subcutaneous tissue. Burn victims will exhibit charring and extreme damage of the epidermis, and sometimes hard eschar will be present. Third-degree burns result in scarring and victims will also exhibit the loss of hair shafts and keratin. These burns may require grafting.

[beetalks]

can you send me some?

[VisitorCz]

3RD

[Amocoru]

The main question here....were they actually hot?