dude looks like a lady

[beautyandbadassery]

i will 1000% still make out with you when you come to NYC. #justsaying

[kayteetassey]

Awesome! Thank you for sharing, please don't stop!

[loveandmathematics99]

HAHAHA that is not was i was expecting, i thought you were gonna say she was a tranny

[sweetpea76c]

Oh good gravy! Ur a handsome young man was that woman legaly blind? N how shallow of the lady u were hooking up with.

[BabyJewellsAFirework]

livin in a van BY THE RIVER! i DIED.

[suninmoon4601]

screw the truth! save it for your mid-life crisis, so you'll have something interesting to tell your therapist ;) but even more, screw the UN-funny girl! at least you didn't marry her before discovering she has the depth of a pigeon bath! :-)

[RapperNamedQUICK]

you tell us not to tell people our imbarassing storeys but here you are being a hipporcrite lol but its okay shes the not so normal one

[princessktown]

;That wouldn't scare me away haha

[burgerandfries48164]

thumbs up if there is no dislike bar

[DAVID2000670]

oww my ears hurt when you said living in a van by the river



[jillibean7]

Hahaha watsky! you are ace

[kcajeeserb]

you just told the world haha

[THE8KUJO]

lol It's ironic because he posted a story he should never tell people on the Internet.

[Rawrued]

Yo man. I love your stuff. Thanks man for keeping me occupied lol. 

[bdehuff]

Anyone hear the Chris Farley reference?

[ChasingShinyThings]

Lmao, I loved that you shared that story, then made the moral of your story not to tell things like that.. lol

[mickyc96]

i think you look younger whenever your hair is short..

[alexpirpiris]

Need a place in Melbourne? :P

[jofmatos]

if you need a place in Brazil, you can crash here, man! Haha

[mattroconnell]

you told a total of 12,599 people a horrifyingly embarrassing story which you advise to never tell.

[goodkill1]

if you're in florida i got a couch for ya ^^

[lalaSike]

Literally, the best story.

[BabyJewellsAFirework]

livin in a van BY THE RIVER!!!!

[BunnUserNames]

lol great story, and very appropriately titled.

[cholebartholomew]

Man Watsky, you need cooler folks to make out with. Sharing embarrassing stories is really intimate!

[NiShaCoRnEr]

I'd still make out with you.

[FunnyGirlz221]

@NiShaCoRnEr i agree. watsky is makeout-worthy.

[sidluvv]

Lmao SNL reference at 0:40. I looooove Watsky.

[Bezmo871]

I can hear your house is empty today :D

[gigasnail]

Aww, mang if you need a place to crash when you get back hit me up I'm on SM and Fairfax. Good to hear your touring again! Mad love. No homo. So Homo.

[lenny34111]

george ive been representing you at all the big parties on "the river" aka elkview, west virginia.. i was kinda wondering if once you get back to having your own place if you would ever think about comeing to west virginia to charleston or huntington?

[hsmfannz]

I have a weird question , my friend is gay which im cool with cause hes not into me. He wants to stop being gay and be straight . So how do you stop being gay amd be straight?

[HibbsPlus]

@hsmfannz You try to find vagina instead of penis.

[basmithtx]

@hsmfannz People are who they are. You can't just stop being yourself.

[simmysexymuffin]

You can come live with me Watsky ;D

[Dearlybeloved333]

That girl has to be crazy. haha That's priceless. xD

[Ilovewatsky]

First off, this is great. Second, QUESTION!!!

What happened with you and your twin brother Simon?? I assume there is a story with two blue moons. And a Simon is mentioned in Telling The Difference. So?

[ztv1997]

Will you ever come to Florida? I would love that so much.

[TweakdChameleon]

Wanna visit Michigan in your travels...?

[notque]

Just received my package! Thanks! You are awesome!

[piephone]

LOVE THAT SKIT.

[ducttapewannabe]

hahaahhahahah made me love you even more that you shared this experience with us! :)

[risksofromance]

LOL

[bmxbeast4]

what about your girlfriend that was like your wife now

[LegendaryNeOJD]

lol. That must of been hella awkward.

[estoos1126]

Watsky would you run for president when you gett older

[PhilinThebox3]

oh man thats funny

[azcomeazgo]

You are totally hot and you do NOT look like a tranny.

[bgreen97]

I hate that the amazing atheist is in the related videos. That guy is just a fat asshole. And you couldn't be more opposite. 

[winterzach333]

watsky. Do an IAMA on Reddit plz

[WayhoRachel]

@winterzach333 I second this!

[Excrumphnix]

Imma tell em anyway! O.-

[yesitsvetz]

lol u joker

[FrazzlesTheSquirl]

do you watch glee?

[Gallifrey103]

This is why I don't go to Brighton.

[ChannelCho5]

I'm a big fan and I'd love to see you live but I live in Australia...

International Tours a future possibility?

[sheehan35]

since you made a shout out to reddit, would you be interested in doing an IAmA? and for anyone whose not a redditor that's basically an online interview where we ask questions

[DinoDyl]

Haha, telling people is a horrible thing... -just told the world- Haha, Gotta love you.

[SnipingBuddyShamrock]

gettin chubby! hahahaha its k tho. Yer still the the B.A.M.F. we all know and love.

[elephantiny]

ha ha jokes..i get jokes...

[carmahdee]

Great story! I want more :)

[th4t1dud3]

Fun video lmao

[LEBalsy]

Since you're gonna be homeless anyway, you are invited to come stay with my roommate and I in London, Ontario. I bet you could easily book a gig (or three). If you need contacts for The University of Western Ontario, lemme know.

Either way, enjoy your privileged homeless adventure! I hope your experiences are more than just material.

[jmaster1324]

now 5k people know that your a man who use to be a woman

[B2k3]

What's your opinion on separating the music from the artist?

The most recent example: Should people continue to support Chris Brown?

[TsunioMusic]

Have you heard of couchsurfingdotorg? It's a website where people get rated based on their hospitality, and they open their homes to wayfaring strangers. You could use that, Watsky!

[sal1081]

can you put the lyrics to fuck an emcee name up

[HeatherJammin]

Guess what, guess, dude, guys, guys, guys guess what, hello, guys stop, stop, guys stopp cutting me off... I ... I have... guys I have... I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!

George Watsky is sexy.

[katfruit81]

what a dumbass lady. have fun being a nomad ;)

[crashedwin]

i think that last bit of advice kind of sucks. sorry. i still love you bro. you rock

[HeatherJammin]

Waa-a-aaa Waa-a-aaa DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAY-DAAY!

[MattAndersonFilms]

Good luck with your moving about man.

Much love and respect from across the pond!

[BlAkErS17]

Question : Why wouldnt you wanna live in a van by the river ?! (:

[thiswillneverbeme]

watsky: tells embarassing story

watsky: dont tell embarassing stroies.

am i the only one who noticed this?

[animefrk95]

loool.

[patt1cak3]

come stay at my house :D

[mrjefferywatsonjr]

LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!! Hahahahaha sat night live

[trollinated]

hellya snl down by the river

[KTentacles]

hahahah. beautiful. 

[donniedarkodevotte]

True moral of the story: If a really hot girl is interested in you because she thinks you're a transgender, go along with it!

"Why yes, I DID have a vagina. Now I'm working with this penis. Wanna go back to my place and check it out?"

[5my9other93half]

@donniedarkodevotte Fucking Genius.

[ace24wolf]

if something horrifyingly embarrassing happens to you don't tell anyone........so that's why I'm putting this on the internet

[bmxguy08]

HAHA now i gotta go watch some Chris Farley.

[MaryLulaMusic]

"I thought we were going to neck or smooch" hahahahaha

i love you watsky

[megbeeism]

I would have laughed if that girl was me.

[Leftyloveshuskies]

A true girl for you would not of minded the story. It was funny and not your fault.

[AdrianusBystrm]

I didn't ask , ye hoebag !!!!! XD jk

[Urielbot]

Hope that girl you told the story to wasnt the one you went on a date with a couple weeks back. And I hope that girl you dates a couple weeks back wasn't the one from The Girl Next Door.

[dudeB15]

watsky you gained a few pounds didnt you



[pimpmafuqa]

living in a VAN BY THE RIVER!!!!!

[TheGregoryGUY]

i saw you in the wrong monday vlog just now.

[Daaaaaaaanielle]

Watsky....Y u such a babe?

[lxcoon]

Footnote at the end of this: If something HORRIBLE happens to you, tell someone. He means just horribly embarrassing. For instance, if you get raped or something, tell someone.

[blackbarnz]

Well you can crash on the couch but, you gotta pick up after yourself and, no loud music.

[StrawHatRat]

So, you thought to yourself "Wow I shouldn't tell people that, what should I do now? Oh I know! Tell another few thousand people." Oh Watsky :P

[Gretzle123]

hahaha, YES WATSKY!!!. keep us up to date on how the roude is treeting you :P

[iamjappyjesus]

Psh....bitches.

[outbackshaqYT]

I was gonna say I think watsky is cute, but I'm a guy so I doubt that would make him feel more comfortable with his looks :P

[7ristanHale]

press 2 then 3 it sounds like lol

[SteltekOne]

I think the moral of the story is: If something horrifyingly embarrassing happens to you, recount it in a video and upload it to YouTube! People will love you even more for it.

[gdwatcher]

A good solution: stop dating girls. Girls are way to much work.

[bigtenold]

"Living in a van down by the river." LOL, Chris Farley reference.

[InvalidMusician]

Hey George, here's a question for you, where do you see yourself in 10 years, not just just musically but also how do you see your personal life?

Thumb so Watsky can see!

[ChellaShinoda]

I don't understand how that girl could have been so weirded out by that story. I thought it was funny! Some people just dont see the humour in things I guess =/

[diemutterfuckerdie]

Is the bar called "Zeitgeist". I love when american people pronounce german words.

[Atuchy]

Holy fuck. "Living in a van by the river" was so loud.

[LauraCuthbert]

#notafakejob 

[chris111690]

Watsky you can always crash on my couch if you need a place to stay!

[the1tigglet]

wow just wow sorry that happened to you, i guess it happens on both sides of the gender/sexuality coin. anyway, as a Gay man being around so many transgender i can definitely tell you, you do NOT look like a transgender person. pre-post op either way, it must have been the drink she was having that evening LOL

[O7Lemon]

but you just told us!

[GIGnome]

If a girl couldn't handle that story then she is the one with issues. It wouldnt have bothered anyone who truely cared about you.

[LyrockishKrish]

he's all like "honey badger dont give a shit"

[smokemadbong]

i could tell it was empty from the second you said "hey guys" ahahah, such good acoustics :P

[STHayden]

+1 to burying your deepest darkest secretes

[ineedanewtubeaccount]

van down by the river. fantastic reference.

[yadig513]

WATSKY!

[woodsies]

Your hair looks sexy =)

[silvermittweasle]

@woodsies he looks sexy

[Martheworld]

I'd thought the story was going to go the other way, you thinking a dude was a lady, but this was even better.

My favorite awkward stories are recounting the times people thought I was a dude, which has happened far too many times in my life.

[makeoohsothoughtful]

you shouted and i was like shhhhhh 

[G0ThPaNDa]

You'll have plenty of time to roll doobies when you're living in a van down by the river! <3Chris Farley

[ItsBiwiPwice]

Awww!

[MrSmittyshooter1]

Ha ha ha dude looks like a lady

[bendingsnake]

One person who disliked this was the girl we was making out with.

[hoptop77]

i dont get how you would look like a tansgender person. was it really dark

[Skatem93]

I'd just like to tell you this straight up.

I feel like I have a pretty solid understanding of hip-hop and I feel in tune with what it means to be an emcee and you're the real deal. You're the cream of the crop. You represent the essence of what this music is supposed to be. A lot of these cats nowadays seemed to have wandered from the path ... but not watsky.

I rap too actually, and if you want you can check me out. Just click on me and listen to "Berlin Wall" ... I'd feel honored!

[NatOrlyYea]

wow ... to be honest, i understand why that girl reacted that way. so did you think it was a good idea to share it with thousands of people on the internet? hahaha

[emayaya]

"Obviously I'm not gonna be LIVIN' IN A VAN BY THE RIVEEER!"

Oh George. You make me laugh.

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

No, TELL EVERYONE! That way you weed out the inadequate makeout partners.

[axeell92]

Well than I'm glad you told us! * sarcasm* :D

[marclace85]

do you follow The Zeitgeist Movement?



[MandyRascal]

That story is hilarious. :'D

[koalakutie]

how do you go about earning money if you keep giving away EPS for free? Not that I mind! Good luck with the whole "homeless" thing. Maybe it'll help give you inspiration for some more spoken work or rap. :-D

[AbsentRadio]

haha wow I really can't imagine someone else's embarrassing story affecting me enough that it would change the way I treat them. that's just so weird to me. also weird that anyone could mistake you for a transman. just saying.

[illiterateno2]

Telling people is a terrible idea.. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[hartrose33]

where can I find your tour dates

[marcusthompson403]

Hey watsky, I just lost tlfour friends to a drunk driver hitting them, and I was wondering if you have any advice on how to go about things. I haven't ever dealt with loss, not even a pet, help?

[dasiavou]

so, off topic, what is the deal with there being NO INFO about the show in Oakland? some of us need to get time off work, hint hint

[Raphaelus13]

Wait, weren't you a mom?

[namault]

I feel your pain Watsky.

[matt12m]

dont worry dude you could totally be a transman if you wanted to!!!!!

[Juraniumm]

There's been alot of discussion about this in your comments: Does your lisp make you rap so fast?

[WayhoRachel]

Wait.....You're over the age of 15?

[bloodlust271]

Would you like to live with me? You can sleep in my bed.. with me... ;)

[Kellykellykellyboo]

I think I'd want to make out with you more after a story like that... too funny and you're legit! So like.. wanna make out?

[Sarttimi]

hahah i love you george <3

[TheGreenGentlemon]

Hahahaha oh lawdy.

[tarlynelo]

Well was she a tranny?

[arseneken]

You're inspiring me man :)

[xocatey91]

i'd still make out with you if you told me that story. in fact i'd probably like you more because it shows you dont take yourself too seriously and you have a sense of humor...which is sexy.

[Jsmith12292]

ECHO !

[UpsideDownLogic]

If you are ever in the san diego area you can chill at my place. Watsky is welcome anywhere.

[DreamingODaisyChains]

I'd laugh my ass off. But I'd still make out with you. Regularly. Constantly. You name it, Watsky. Time. Place. You name it. ;)

Wow. Okay. That was a little too creeperish for even me. But seriously. Call me. Rawr.

[LetItBeJosh]

This made me miss Chris Farley

[xroneh]

That girl was lame. I think the story is funny.

[bgcorporation]

Honestly that girl you told sounds a little full of herself. If she really liked you and if you two were hooked up for awhile then that wouldn't have mattered lol.

[mymanyminds00]

zeitgeist- german for "spirit of the times"

actually learned that from Aesop Rock.......holy fuck im smart!

[xxsunsetxstarrxx]

I wanna travel with you George!!!

You're like one of my favorite people ever.

[specialjoelle]

WATSKY can i travel with you???

if you happen to still be traveling this summer, that is....

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

[Ryans389]

Hey man good luck out there you rock

[taylorRawr246]

LOL

[Melthornal]

Watsky, I want to tell you that this exact same thing that you are describing in this has happened to me. I didn't find it embarrassing, though. I took it as a compliment.

[GHED420]

i disliked this video on accident, then made 2 new accounts and liked it, so sorry watsky but this still means you dont have any real dislikes :P

[matthewhoth]

@GHED420 You do know if you click like after you dislike it, changes it right?

[TheParadoxSocks]

@GHED420 if you click the like button it'll undo it

[king1bs]

@GHED420 LOL,

you can just press the like button and it will turn your dislike to a like.

but A for effort lol

[JACOBinDK]

@GHED420 I'm pretty sure that if just press like, it will change your submission.

[DallasMcLennanTV]

@GHED420 You can change it

[williamturton87]

@GHED420 Actually you can click the like button the the dislike goes away.

[SmugLittlePsycho]

you rock bro



[RushVoltage]

and i was expecting you to say that she was a guy hahaha

[mbsckenzie]

Love listening to your stories! One of my favorite vlogs to watch every week. Keep it up!

[jwdesign336]

watsky I got the van by the river reference. It's a reference to Chris Farley skit on snl, trust me young kids it was before your time