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  • this review is horible and is a massive SPOILER ALERT

  • I changed the face of my charecter from ME1 in this and about half way through I decided that he looked HORRIBLE, so now all I can do is put on the full helmet and pretend hes Sheperd

  • I played Dragon Age and loved it. Then my friend told me about this game, I said "Na. Nothing can be better than Dragon Age!" He said "It's made by BioWare and EA." So he convinced me. I had about 73 hours on Dragon Age when he told me. I forgot all about Dragon Age the second I put this game in!!

  • Miranda looks like Mila Kunis

  • This review is an absolute joke. Is this guy serious? He repeats the word 'quite' so many times it's actually comical. Did he not even once re-read his script and realize it was total dogshit? And did no other human being at this company pipe up and tell this guy he sounds like he's got brain damage and his words were written by an 8 year old? Disgraceful way to treat such a great game. Oh gosh, I am QUITE ANGRY.

  • @dummyroll1 Ugh, you're so pathetic it actually pains me. You're on the same level as those zelda fans that bitch about a 10/10. Just don't bother with reviews if you're gonna be so extremely fanboyish.

  • @LoryuoRaioneru to his credit the review was actually embarrasing, its obvious he had a script

  • Will i give a shit about the story or like it at all if i havent played the first?

  • @WackyFunkMunster this game itself is it's own story. Granted 1's story was so much better, but this game is better gameplay wise.

  • Sky rims not as good as his game is in my opinion

  • this got a perfect score and not skyrim? what is this, i dont even

  • Game is good except I wish Jack wore actual clothes...

  • @HelghanGamer In one of the apperance packs she wears jeans, a combat vest, and a shitty visor. The one with Miranda wearing Cerberus armor [only balck and gold] is BA. As much as I love the space catsuit on her, I'd prefere the armor. You should get both of them.

  • the game was really fun but i played , first on normal and it was to to to EASY that why i put the difficult to hard

  • That reviewer was terrible RAMBLE!

  • One of the worst reviews of this game I've ever seen. Terrible.

  • And deservedly so

  • I want this game but i played the demo and the controlls are confusin as a muh fugga!

  • machinima have always awesome reviews

  • my score 9/10 (combat gets boring)

  • @devilxx3 your boring

  • @devilxx3 BORING?!

  • @devilxx3

    what class and difficulty did you play on?

  • don't you think on the back of mirandas suit there should be a tron light disc

  • I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite turtle on the Citade- I mean Earth.

  • Im commander Shepard, and this is my favorite game of all time. Play it.

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  • Good game but I wish Shepard was more agile and could jump or at least vault over obstacles higher than knee level! It also wouldn't have hurt if he could crawl and shoot or leap out of the way of oncoming projectiles, kind of like Cole in Infamous

  • @shodrip Biotic and tech powers aside when it comes down to it Shepard is a human being a normal human being with combat experience in the future Cole from Infamous on the other hand is a super human a super hero of sorts when Shepard is just a normal commander with combat training.

  • @fan977 Shepard is not a super hero like Cole, I'll give you that. But most soldiers can jump and climb. I just felt the character's range of movement is limited. He could have been faster and more agile. Also his melee reach is like zero. I guess I keep trying to play him like Niko, Ezio, Kratos or Cole, which I shouldn't. I still think they could've given him a bayonet or something for when enemies get too close.

  • @shodrip don't worry, all that will be fixed in ME3

  • Good solid review. Very detailed and non-biased. Keep up the good work.

  • its a great game 9.8/10 ,definately an improvment from the first in terms of gamplay mechanics from the first but I seriously hope bioware dosnt nuff up the story in mass effect 3 just to get a more linear and action packed game because Mass effect should still be a rpg game heavily based on your actions and I really want to be able to feel the consequences of my actions rite from the get go rather than at the end of mass effect 3.

  • sry 13/10^^

  • 1/10

  • god this game was awesome, simply said. cant wait 4 the 4th. simply said.

  • i assure you this game is sik!!!! LOL but seriously it is, the first was better but this one wont dissapoint an any ps3 owners should snap this up now,i got it on xbox an ps3 i cant wait for the third game!! they should have made a stargate sg1 game similar to this game with a whole galaxy an all the gould the ori an all the other bad guys from the tv series that game would be crazy ass good!!! why havent any of the developers clocked onto this idea!?? i would buy it straight away!!!!

  • Am I the only one who thinks the graphics don't look that good? o.O

  • @Jort007 Yes.

  • @Jort007 Seriously who cares about graphics its all about the gameplay and this game has both amazing graphics and amazing gameplay.

  • @Jort007 Most definitely

  • @douglas26scott Turns out I was sitting too close to my Tv too properly enjoy it :S That's probably the same reason why I thought RDR looked bad. Never had problems with other games though, it's kinda strange.

  • So, when the category is gameplay the guy talks about the story....what the hell?

  • Investigate/ Dislike Bar Joke / Ask for thumbs up.....

    Hmmmm(Thinking)...Shephard:Thu­mbs up if you love this game!.

  • This game is one of the best eva

  • Pluto will NEVER be forgotten!!!!! Long Live Pluto!

  • I AM KROGAN!!!!!!

  • I'm having a hard time with ME1, the save system is confusing and so is the mission structure. Can anyone help?

  • @Daimen555 what are you con fused about? just pause select save and pick a slot and just look in the journal for mission objective =) hope this helped.

  • I think that BioWare and Dice should team up some day and come up with the most badass RPG Action game of all time.

  • 03:34 good ass :P

  • Sorry, dozed off there. What a long winded review. I like long reviews but god, way to spend so much time saying very little.

  • U guys must be retarded if u think number 1 is better then 2

  • quite quite quite quite quite. Srsly anybody else notice how much he said quite.

  • flies are attracted to shit, as dumbasses are attracted to this game

  • @ddvs2012 Trollface.jpg

  • @WinnerTakeAllBLAGOPS thanks for the proof!

  • @ddvs2012 Not a problem, my lovely friend!

  • @ddvs2012 Obvious troll is obvious.

  • @fan977 These EA fanboys seem to lack the capacity for originality, how fascinating. BE, CAREFUL, NOT, TO, DROWN, IN, YOUR, OWN, DROOL, YEA?

  • @ddvs2012 EA is the publisher and Bioware is the producer of this game. And the fact that I like a game published by EA doesn't make me a fanboy and if you are gonna hate on any game with an EA logo is proof enough that you are a hater.

  • @fan977 hmm yes and i guess the fact that ea has gutted every developer they have ever absorbed fundamentally changing the core of every beloved franchise they bought into a soulless husk of their former glories isnt indicative of what they have been doing to bioware since they merged. No, its somehow different this time. Bioware is dying, and people like you are only weighing down the guillotine

  • @ddvs2012 By reading your comments its obvious you never played the game as you never gave a logical reason why this game sucks and if you haven't played this game you have no right to criticize this game and i am tired of arguing with a troll you can go fuck yourself.

  • @fan977 the characters are inorganic and the models are clunky while the animation looks absurd, story is nonsensical and nothing of weight occurs through 80 percent of the game where you are collecting team members and sorting out their daddy issues, you have to scan planets by hand for minerals like some bitchboy there is no more planetary exploration and discovery there is no armor or weapon variety, the game caters to horny pubescent boys how else can you explain miranda *rolleyes, it sucks

  • @ddvs2012 All the characters in the squad are organic which means anyone who is not a robot apart from Legion who is a Geth. Animations are 10 times better than ME 1. Story is still great but not as great as the first game. The planet exploration is there if you probe planets with an anomaly which works better and faster than scanning for minerals and do the sidequests which are not loyalty related. As for your last point do you want ugly looking girls in the game instead.

  • @fan977 When i say inorganic i mean they are unbelievable, unrealistic characters, and they might as well be robots because they are predictable and dull. Nothing flows well in this game, its basically a giant checklist the entire way through and it seems the developers forgot about the enthralling universe they created in the first game. For anyone with taste, there is and will only ever be one mass effect. Have fun playing with eas aborted turd of a sequel, you morass

  • @ddvs2012 Ok Fine Mass Effect 1 had amazing characters I just loved Ashley (Annoying), Kaiden (Boring) and Garrus who was being a whiner was also better than he was in 2. I just love carrying around a shit load of guns and armour and when we find one better than the other convert them to omni gel. I just loved driving the Mako with it's abysmal controls and no physics at all in the same desert environment for all side quests. And even graphics in 1 were better. There are you happy now troll.

  • Is this game still worth buying??

  • @miguelangel408 yes! I baught it today. fantastic game

  • @miguelangel408 OF COURSE

  • @miguelangel408 without a doubt, the first one is still worth buying

  • Notice He starts talking about how Amazing The character models are when it gets a close up on The Girls Butt.?

  • @auctioncitybiz Well she does have a pretty amazing butt

  • Quite.

  • I agree

  • it stinks that the move set button and move button are the same on the ps3. I fuck up alot with that.

  • 1:43

    why did i just see p diddy in a video game

  • that girl has a niiice ass

  • dont forget martin sheen ;)

  • 3:34 PAUSE

  • Do you guys notice that every time its compliments the graphics Miranda is there?

  • @LolZMuchZ

    or her ass...ets

  • @LolZMuchZ and when he was talking about the graphics and the part where normandy takes off im pretty damn sure that mirandas ass was looking out from one of that window :D

  • I wanted to get Mass effect 2, and I always have way too high expectations for games, and Mass Effect 2 was one of the only games I've bought that meets that expectation.

  • Hi, some advice please. i just got mass effect 2 for the playstation and although it has to be one of the best games i've ever played, its full of bugs. From my character floating in the sky to game freezes. I just wanted to know, is the xbox 360 version less buggy ? ive got an xbox too so i want to know if its smoother for that console. both my ps3 and 360 are new btw. so its not like i have old ass consoles.

  • @quickfire3OOO I have not got a playstaton so i cannot compare, but I have had mass effect 2, ever since it came out for xbox 360 and it has not had one bug yet

  • @renji691 thanks for the information

  • @quickfire3OOO I've got the xbox 360 version and I've only ever encountered 1 major bug. I've had no game freezes and the only minor bugs I have is that sometimes someone walks through a wall/person but the game moves the character back to the right position within seconds. I'd say do ME 1 and 2 on xbox. It's worthwhile to make choices and see it carried over to ME2. I just get a better sense of accomplishment when I play that way.

  • @RedPanda108 thanks for the advice about the game.

  • @quickfire3OOO No problem! Glad I could help.

  • @Pyromania37 can you shut the fuck up nobody cares about pc,ps3 and xbox 360 are way better

  • Could you warn about spoilers before you just talk? Big idiot

  • i just got the game today and its amazing :)

  • Ok EVERODY LISTEN UP! I havn't played this game but is it open world and can you cutumise your character i dont want to read or watch any reviews because it might get spoiled for me please no spoilers..Im playing for ps3.

  • @masterassassin7 in the end shepard dies

  • @NikaziO14

    whether you live or die, or your companions live or die, is all up to you, it depends on how you played the game who dies and doesn't, including shephard, you can die, but live aswell.

  • @TheDamonDuncan i know i was joking :P i say so in another comment

  • @masterassassin7 just kidding i haven't played it either :P

  • while this was undoubtedly an astounding game and worthy of great praise, there is no chance it should be a 10

  • IGN, take a good look, this is how you review games.

  • @xFyre1 I agree with you. IGN Are shit at reviewing games

  • @xFyre1 I like this comment!

  • This game is the most epic game I have ever played in my life, hands down. And I'm quite a gamer, so I've played most of the AAA titles.

    The experience beat EVERYTHING

    At the end, I was just staring with wonder at the screen. Couldn't help but smile to myself and say "that was epic". And that was about the 5th or 6th playthrough...

  • Yeah, remember at the end of ME1 when you saw millions of Reapers? Those kind of things keep you on the hook.

  • Fucking awesome review...

  • machinima gives almost every game a 10, but this game really deserves it

  • Calm down dude, just a videogame

  • Im comander Shepard and this is my favorite gaming review channel on youtube

  • @NeverHood97 apart from its Mafia II review (Should have got AT LEAST an 8), but other than that, yeah, perfect :D

  • How many times do you have to say 'quite'

  • Demon souls still is my favority game.. but mass effect is also one of the best!!!

  • when ME3 comes out I am going to replay the whole series (loading the character each time)

  • Im a Believer

  • I have afew qeustions about this game, can you play as diffrents character, are their any sex scenes, how much swearing is there and does the game have muliplayer campain, so I can play with friends, that is all. can someone please reply?

  • @rooboyrp97 no, you can only be male/female shepard.no real sex scenes, not much swearing. and online multiplayer is avalable, but i doubt it.

  • @BornToBeBold by no real sex scenes, what do you mean, is there kissing or what.

  • @rooboyrp97 kissing near the end i guess

  • @rooboyrp97 You can play as Commander Shepard, either a male or female. You can customize everything to your liking. You can hook up with a character called Jack, but you don't see them having sex, just kissing. There isn't that much swearing. It doesn't have multiplayer, but the campaign is really lenghty, and you can play it over and over again, with different class/story tweaks. You can play with friends if he gets his pc/xbox 360/ps3 and have it next to you lol.

  • @o0Smexy0o alright thanks, i'm going to get this sooner or later

  • @o0Smexy0o Not much swearing really. But I haven't heard that many fucks and assholes in a game since GTA 4.

  • samara might be blue but man oh man she's one sexy ass milf, i loved when i had to activate the beacons on the dusty planet , final fantasy you've met your match. and when i had to take Morinth(samara's daughter) from the club to her apartment so Samara could kill her, i was so amazed.

  • I agree that this game is one of the best of our generation, but this reviewer has awkward grammar and word choice. "Mass Effect 2 can make you a believer in a non believing world." Nuff said.

  • @matternicuss mass effect 2 have some of the most beautiful places i've ever seen, (i don't say the word beautiful often) especially the palnet when the sun rays could kill you i've loved that, hell Samara could beat the shit out of Dark Vader asthma breathin ass, and morinth would beat the hell ouytta yoda lil green ass, i'm not a fan of star wars or star trek but i love the mass effect universe it's so interestin, and hollywood better not try and make a movie out of this franchise.

  • Mass effect 1 was a great game

    Mass effect 2 is a more greater game

  • @xcvb2003 And Mass Effect 3 will be the greatest!

  • i just finished the game yesterday as vanguard, and man i have to admit it was the best game i ever played, no im going to start again and be renegade with the infitrator :D

  • i pity anyone who hasnt played ME1.

  • This is one of the only games where people can REALLY jump in without any knowledge of ME1.

  • I've replayed this game 4 times. And I DON'T usually replay games.

  • @worldtaker999 i've beat it once with a male shepard vanguard ,and now i'm playin with a woman vanguard and man she's is a badass beauty. i gotta beat it 3 more times, man this is a good game.

  • @worldtaker999 Some games are really worth replaying no matter what!

  • @worldtaker999 Tell me about I am already for my 3rd time and this game just never gets old!

  • @worldtaker999 same here out of all the games i have i never replayed any except this one i completed mass effect 2 2 times. sentinel and infiltraitor. what were ur classes and who survived on ur playthroughs?

  • 3:34 really?

  • Damn i played this game after all this reviews and i still can't get what so amazing in it, i know that all of you love, but i am really feeling stupid not knowing what do you guys like about, can everyone tell me what they like about this game ?

  • I first played this whilst bedridden with a gnarly flu.

    I played the game twice in succession, once on veteran with a female paragon vangauard and once on insanity with a male renegade engineer, spending just over 40 hours on each playthrough. a week later I imported my vanguard career and played it again.

    and that was on the ps3 without having the benefit of playing ME1, yeah... this is a good game.

  • @jamieboy0 It is an amazing game, yes.

  • What's a " mass effect " ?

  • @jamieboy0 Noooo way, haha. EA would sue me for hundreds. I'm a game reviewer, you see.

  • what the fuck is going on in this game what are all these groups and characters motivations?

  • @jamieboy0 I've got the pre-alpha version.

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  • It would be a good game if the both the shooting mechanics and the RPG elements didn't both suck balls.

    Bioware, don't make a game with an identity crisis. If you can't make a game with good elements from both genres, then choose one genre and stick to it.

    Also, the character animations suck. Everyone looks so robotic. Bioware needs to take notes from Naughty Dog.

  • 1:42 looks like kanye west  AHAHAHHA

  • i was surprised they didnt mention martin sheen for voice acting. hes one of the biggest actors out there

  • it is coming on PS3 should i pay this?

  • @saadaq2005 It came out this month on PS3

  • best game evar

  • ok. Full Price game, you have the money, what to do??? Mass Effect 2 or Deadspace 2 for ps3, I haven't played neither of them not even the first game, I love sci-fi games and they are both sci-fi which one u the viewer recommend?? thanx

  • @Palmar3s ME2. However, a lot of ME1 consequences can't be made in then except for some crucial ones and you kind of miss out on some backstory. If you can play Mass Effect1 and 2 on the PC, I highly reccomend you do it on that platform instead.

  • @Palmar3s Dead Space 2.

  • "mass effect 2 for xbox 360!" You always forget PC..(btw im not a PC gamer)..anyway yeh it was for 360AND PC when it was realesed

  • just got it yesterday for ps3 :0

  • Stop at 3.34

  • Godfather > Godfather II fool. Such an ignoramus for thinking otherwise.

  • I guess its a good game for halo fanboys.

  • @luniarxox no its just a great game anyway

  • PLS HELP ME! i have enough to buy mass effect 2, but if i save a bit more, i can get red dead redemption. should i wait or just buy mass effect 2?

  • @bahnanno1 get mass effect its the better game

  • Please stop saying "quite" so much

  • What about uncharted 2'

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  • i heard great things about this game, looking forward to it on ps3

  • @jaimedavila1 watch the ign review of it, there's a comparison vid between the 2 version's even. the ps3 version does actually look a lot better, which in all honesty i didn't expect. it also has a lot more content which is awesome. i'm soooo gonna but it :D

  • @gtafan110010 You're gonna but it? Best typo everrrr xD

  • @WOOHOJEHA oops XD, well but the t is next to the y XD

  • @gtafan110010 It has the Same content dumbass

  • @9cloudersprofile you're the dumbass, since you clearly don't know shit about both versions. unlike the 360 version, the ps3 version comes with ALL dlc. with the 360 version you still have to pay for every bit of it. as i said, clearly you don't know shit, get your facts straight

  • @gtafan110010 It better look better it came out-over a year later and cost's $30 more( In my opinion the difference is negligible.)