Madness 'Colgate' TV Advert '80s Classic

[ieyedmonster]

@aeronuk1 hate that gay english accent 

[1122Damien]

@ieyedmonster Nah americans sound gayer. go eat a cheeseburger... or is picking up a cheeseburger to much effort?

[samuraix73]

Holy heck! I haven't seen this since I was a kid. I played this a few times. Thanks for the memories!

[ieyedmonster]

jesus i hate brits

[samuraix73]

@ieyedmonster That's ok, I'm sure they hate you just as much.

[aeronuk1]

@ieyedmonster fuck off mick..go eat some potatoes!

[Damirness]

AND IT TASTES GREAT ON A CRACKAH

[supaultrapimp]

its taste so good!!! *downs a tube*.

[danielvelotti]

ginger action at its very best

[Dustbin1149Jr]

The message appears to be "eat toothpaste" rather than brush your teeth with it.

[Jock4Jesus]

NO WONDER BRITS HAVE BAD THEETH LMAO

[1122Damien]

@Jock4Jesus no wonder all americans are fat and eat cheeseburgers everyday...

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@1122Damien LAWL as if the rest of the country is any better and im not exactly driving around on a scooter with a big mac in my hand watching antiques roadshow. British people are Elitist inbred people who commonly have fucked up teeth and ugly cat hoarding old hags. Germans always sound like they are shouting and are responsable for the death of countless jewish people. Canadians are just plain werid they did not even have the balls to fight for independence. japs are perverts ECT.

[1122Damien]

@InfernoCorpHQ WOW possibly one of the most ignorant fucked up cunt comments yet. congratulations on being a complete asshole... I was being sarcastic you dumbass fuck. i find it funny how everyone assumes i have bad teeth and drink tea all day because i'm british. But you sounds like a complete asshole anyway. Btw most of Americans originated from Britian you fucking dumbass. Inbred, we are not some 3rd world country? Go eat a cheeseburger you dumb american!

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@1122Damien i like how every insult of yours revolves around telling someone to go eat a cheeseburger eat a leg of goat you posh fag. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert were first cousins and the current Queen Elizabeth II and her husband are both great grandchildren of Victoria and Albert, making their marriage a cousin marriage also. Plus, there were many other cousin marriages in the British royal line. That means Charles, Anne, Andrew, and Edward are the result of much inbreeding

[1122Damien]

@InfernoCorpHQ Sorry i never read what you just wrote. all i saw was fat ignorant cheeseburger eating american....

bye xxx

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@1122Damien well i was just telling you that you inbred eltist snobs praise a old fat cock sucking whore queen thats inbred as hell. Also you must be like ten because you can oblivously not think of a better insult than calling me a cheeseburger eating american and im typing dumbass so you didnt see anything but your ignorance and faith in your shithole chav infested country. GO EAT A LEG OF GOAT YOU POSH ELIST NOB

[1122Damien]

@InfernoCorpHQ wow i made you mad hahaha. and i'm 17 actually. and nah pissinf you of by calling you a fat cheeseburger eating american is much more fun. No point in arguing because you will just call me a cock sucking imbred british person so i might aswell be the smart one and save time

goodnight dude xx

[sukkermaur]

How would you analyze this commercial? :)))

[intergerbil]

The boy in the ad is actor Lee Ross. (Eastenders /Catherine Tate /Press Gang)

Suggs guest starred in an episode of Press Gang.

[JoseTwitterFan]

The only people in Britain with healthy teeth.

[valericool]

Hey, that's Fred Savage, who played Kevin in The Wonder Years! :D

[geriko1]

@valericool Look closely, Fred Savage is not British. This is the British version of the Colgate advert from the mid-eighties. I believe 83, 84, or 85. Fred would have been too young to be in this commercial since The Wonders Years did not air until 88. He would have been 10 or 11 at that time.

[valericool]

@geriko1 I don't know, but he DOES look a lot like him.

[geriko1]

@valericool yeah you're right he does look lot like him.

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[valericool]

Wow, this is so fun! :D

[MrShitestirrer]

I call the move they're doing at the end..

the bum-fuck strut.

[kydish]

FLUORIDE POISON

[IneverJustDie]

Too bad kids today are mindless fucking retards.

[UnknownFact]

@IneverJustDie

I wonder who's at fault...........

[DushevnaSepsa]

This is MADNESS!

[thebestkittyevar]

That guy at 0:23 has the best eyebrows moves ever!

[maxpowers518]

YES! I used Colgate with tartar control, and it made me FEEEEL like a piece of SHIT!!!

[CrazyFriendsClan]

0:25 COLGATE EFFECT AHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[CoolConejo]

British people...are....wiieeeeeerd...­.......

[ThomasMFilms]

@CoolConejo You're judging EVER single British person a advert from the 80s? That's like me watching a American advert for a record shop in San Francisco from 1995 and JUDGING every SINGLE American on it!

Also, tacos.

[jaknak07]

These sweets do taste nice

[thereallynewmop12100]

0:34 OMG EPIC SAX GUY WHY IT YOU IN THERE?

[jrhomer100]

press 8 for gang bang in a line

[5bananas1]

i need to go back in time to see this!

[AbsintheGirl27]

Is that a young Lee Ross in that ad ?  The guy who played Owen in Eastenders and who appeared in I.D, the Catherine Tate show etc

[louiselovesmagic]

@AbsintheGirl27 : Sure is! :)

[LimaLima95]

Nice to see Plan B grew up into a good musician.

[MrTakeoverworld]

Rangas have no soles. 0:07

[StarCraftHDx]

@MrTakeoverworld Trolls, bad spelling:P Souls*

[Remnant96]

at 0:40 the kids soles died

[arky3000]

when he says 'new toothpaste' it sounds like 'youtube paste' lol

[OmerSWDisco]

This totally suck.

[MrCliffhanger14]

@1122Damien oh really you know more hackers are in your country then ares go take a look in your mirror

[MDCAngryWalnut]

Poor kids

[suscribe4more]

check out the ipad3 on my channel

[ruddiger121]

remember this ad very well great piece of marketing ,,worked on me anyway,,,lol

[BoogsterSU2]

Colgate would've been better with Colgate, you know, the pony?

[Yaenipponcover]

@BoogsterSU2 Thank You.

Now you have inspired me to do a drawing of this ad pony version.

[actiregulators]

UK makes the most memorable adverts in the world. Lots of adverts from my youth still influence me today!

[HilaryMG]

We make the best adverts and its only you americans who seem to moan and complain, cut the crap were not inerested !!!

[MrCurrymunch]

00:23 Look at the FREAKY kid :L

[centos551]

epic!

[alextehwiz]

there's always a ginger kid somewhere in a colgate add -_-

[swedisguy]

These kids are epic!

[BradyLovesPipo]

lol losers

[MrYoungMod]

I find it quite disturbing that they are just eating the toothpaste, and not by accident either!

[ThePiper1973]

Madness rules!!!!!

[Nekroguitar]

This is so much better than the shitty Colgate adverts today with that annoyingly happy animated family of toothpaste blobs.

[vania1013]

maddness sued clogate for 45,000 and won out of court

[MrYoungMod]

@Brunettesrbetr5 What's up with Britian?

[oblivion66gamer]

@1122Damien but...but....but i never made fun of fun you guys when I look into the mirror i see a nice guy!

[plasmoplasmoplasmo]

OH MY GOD.....THIS IS AMAZING!

[TheSmith427]

0:08 for ever and ever

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@1122Damien u mad bro?

[1122Damien]

@InfernoCorpHQ go away!

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@1122Damien ill be here forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever or atleast intill im tired

[InfernoCorpHQ]

this makes me want to buy colgate blue minty gel lets hope they still sell that brand of colgate!

[TheWolverineiscool]

aaah...the 80's and 90's were the good times!, the old times, old is gold u knw

[superisrephel]

press 5 for gay and press 1 for immaaahhh flyyinnnnggg maahhh fuuuccckkkinnngg hands

[sidewaiz]

lmao



[Chell532007]

that's the kid who played Kenny in Press Gang

[computerman789]

press 2 for gay

[jimin947]

My dentsit tell me to brush my teeth 4 times a day not 2

[jimin947]

0:30 the dude is trying to copy the Moon walk EPIC

[evanellis]

These kids belong in a ska band.

Also the kid holding the saxophone wrong bugs the shit outta me.

[eamonnca1]

I can remember this ad better than I remember the original song

[Dnangelrocksify]

lemme guess there's crack in the toothpaste -_-

[sylviman]

wow. those kis are probably in their 30's by now

[mariaOc1981]

Im loving those 80's bedsheets...lol

[Meganova1994]

Press 8 for gay walking xD

[YGdirektor]

Pedophile stare 0:23

[saucysandi]

Great ad. A tribute to Madness. :D

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Epic sax guy as a kid XD

[Moko1973]

I like that add

[harrifer3000]

@jrh2006 Well we needed persuasion, hence the advert.

[caca075]

0:23 = the most epic face on the web !

[EnergyShotStudios]

0:07

[mrmyles100]

Press 7 wait a second then press it again it funny lol

[LycheeWhore]

KENNY!!!!!!!!

[hckcm7315]

sweet mother of fuck, and i though us americans were fucked.

[ulsterjamesie]

@bluewolfe96 that would be 'NORTHERN' ireland you mean? 

[MonkeyBubbles123]

0:22 Epic eyebrow wiggle !!!

maybe he should try for a Cadburys ad!!

[123lucygurl]

the kid playing the saxophone is my friends dad, Joe. He is br

[blutsklave]

welcome to the house of weird kids...

[Kewin114]

Keep pressing 4 ! HOOBA HOOBA DANCE! RS FTW

[lillyshak]

Wow

[samnorth100000]

gangbang if u keep pressing 5 :)

[abhinavg251]

it's a british accent



[bluewolfe96]

@abhinavg251

Theres NO such thing as a British accent.....

Britain is made up of Scotland,England,Ireland and wales and each country has soooo many different dialects so sorry but your soooo wrong!

[ThomasMFilms]

@abhinavg251 There's lots of "British" accents. Depends what part of England you're from.

That's like thinking EVERYBODY in the USA has the same accent!

[TheMaGezky]

Press 4 on your keyboard.

[balanceblade100]

I BOUGHT THIS COLGATE TOOTHPASTE... THE ONE WITH BLUE MINTY GEL... AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PEICE OF SHIT!

[wuttproductions]

@jrh2006 who knew some americans dont just eat cheese burgers every meal

[tesubcalle]

Oh. My. Goodness. Just when I thought I'd imagined this whole commercial...

[DTuriTuri]

gingers...

[weegeeluv3r]

@unknownartiste1 the luigi clone! LOL but i had just heard of it and i thought it waws just luigi, but now i know... I WANNA CHANGE IT! XD

[HilaryMG]

@jediboyuk You are soooo right, tho there are a few I like :)

[Dank951]

This was when TV was creative and fun to watch! Even the commercials were one to get a kick out of! Sadly, all you see between show breaks is promotion for botox, sex, drugs, money, and stupidity.

[YakChap]

BAGGY TROUSERS!!

[kylecyclopdoddsmole]

yeh consume that fluoride... it will fuck up ur brain, but yeh consume it anyway

[megamooglyful]

Is that main kid at the front Owen Turner (Lee Ross) from Eastenders?

[TheCozintube]

keep pressing 6 looks like hes wanking

[TheMunchkino]

so good 

[megavoicer]

man i live this commercial  this is the best one i have ever seen

[weegeeluv3r]

@Mountaind3ws that has nothing to do with it, he just sounds like him, nothing racist in that statement!

[megavoicer]

this commercial is really better than those today

[megavoicer]

i can watch this video even 100 times and i still love this commercial

[matthewgroen]

hahahahahahhah!!!

[lillyshak]

COLGATE BLUE MINTY GEL IS NOT SUPPORTED BY MADNESS. This should have been on the bottom of the advert

[TheJgonzalez7]

i swear one of thos fags looks like my couzin

[kgoig77]

keep clicking at 0:04 flying??

[lillyshak]

Damn... they just killed my favourite song.

[TheBizzKid]

Brittish children from the 80s... kinda wanna read Lord of the Flies one more time now ^^

[vihanekirp]

press 5 really fast !!!!!

[JeffroTV]

@vihanekirp Lmao.....Colgate Orgy!

[matthewgroen]

@JeffroTV Hahahah!!

[felipezorro]

it's amazing to see that in those days >not so long ago< they show kids eating toothpaste m LOL.

[RobinScott93]

Lol. Baggy trousers is such a good song.

[Spendude56]

Keep pressing 5 LOL!

[pauloat]

EL MUNDO NECESITA VER ESTO!!!

[adams360nufc]

nones working harder than colgate to make shit adverts

[MyRevengeJ]

0:30

HE LOOKS LIKE KURT FROM GLEE XD

[dayidify]

Madness... hehe

[MrAaRdVaRkEr]

Precocious little brats aren't they

[ZoeEmmaHere]

@ LiveTheAlexLife I know there all adults now it's so boring

[Snufflebub]

Moonwalk 0:30

[6spongey98]

I'm hearing Colgate blue minty Joe

[JohnnyPyro66]

British nightmare.

[kupszti]

haha cool!:D

[Bloodthr0e]

Only in England would kids think wearing suits is fun.

[exoecks]

OMG HAHA.@ 0:40 -the most awkward exit i've ever seen hahahah

[killcristina]

so stupid!!!!

[gujonny]

Those kids are all like 40 now haha

[setchemati]

lol at the rape train at the end.

[Chesxs]

i hope colgate paid Madness royalties for this

[willcontinuetoblade]

Lol ankward silent dancing at the end.

[helmutsss]

so funny!

[FodenF1]

Type FODENF1 into your search box. You don't have to, it's up to you really, but you may be missing out if you don't. Like I said, it's entirely up to you.....

[LiveTheAlexLife]

Why arn't adverts like this anymore?

[MrFallout92]

OMFG! i hate these kids! i hope they are all dead!

[ZeroPresicion]

that guy is such a womenizer! How you doing *Brushes teeth* Damn!

[theguythatcould]

blue minty geiw

[zzenne]

0:19 Damn! Quite hard to pull off :P

[cuzaseso]

Ill never brush my teeth again!!! *_*

[xKidXHavokx]

In soviet Russia colgate uses you!

[ferruzzi123456]

ma che figata e'?!

[moccalou]

Why does it just keep going without music?