Artie Attacks Teddy (VIDEO)

[KARKAEVER]

"i dont know..." right

[VvXXXvV]

This was great radio...

[JosephCa64]

Hard to stop a baby Gorilla!

[audia4noise]

everyone likes to joke around that Ronnie's old but the guy is over 60 and Artie fucking squashed him against the wall with his 300 lb fat ass. Could have hurt the old bastard.

[DrPoon]

robin sucks shit.

[pedinoway2]

this show would be soooo much better without howard and robin. those two are pretty useless. i only listen because of sal and richard and artie.

[1981BTHM]

wow artie escalates quick and you can see it in his face crazy

[makisunn]

Ronnie deserves a raise. Everybody's focused on Artie's charge, we don't notice how Ronnie at one moment helps a bumbling Teddy take off the headphone yelling, "get out, get out." Drags Teddy out of fire. The next moment he takes the gorilla by the arm from BEHIND (take note, Gary) and swiftly pulls him into the green room. I know Ronnie's security, but was he military at some point? Damn, that midget whoremonger poet is fast...when he's not looking at tits on twitter of course.

[kurtkarlkimpatricia]

Fucking hilarious! Made my morning.

[cruiserweight190]

poor gary looked like a small donkey about to be trampled by a buffalo

[makisunn]

@cruiserweight190 Da da Donkey was no match for Artie the Shrek. The End. Good night, kids. lol...

[Jeffroshow]

dont fuck with baby gorillas

[ScanMan1967]

God damnit Robin would you PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!

[makisunn]

@ScanMan1967 You would've loved what happened next. Howard goes, "...okay, first of all Robin, CALM THE FUCK DOWN." lol...

[TheManorBeast]

Anyone who knew how to fight would just fucking destroy Artie. Hes out of condition, slow as fuck and it would take seconds. Got a big mouth. People like that need a whooping now and again to realise they aint so hot

[firsttokeproductions]

he didnt attack him he ran at him and i would of aswell the way he was on his phone in the middle of a conversation the whole time

[HighDefDownLow]

jesus. who knew artie could move so fast! fuck teddy. he's a little bitch, but u can't hit him cuz he's basically a woman. fucking leech.

[InterestingFella]

Robin is so fucking dramatic, so annoying.

[bilperli]

Benjy being a boss



[gothamjediknight]

Teddy could have been killed by those rollicking waves of fat

[patrickrfaul]

If you just listen to Robin, she sounds like a mother talking to her three kids! LOL

[Rheems1]

You know, Ronnie gets made fun of a lot (most of which he deserves) but he really sprang into action in this video... he went in and was getting the headphones off of Teddy and putting himself between Artie and the situation which was pretty damn brave because Artie is pretty damn huge. Good job by Artie and everyone else in this clip!

[miltown666]

@Rheems1 I was thinking the same thing. He really is good at what he does. I was also struck by how Fred just sat there watching while the other men sprang into action. Even skinny ass Howard stood up.

[Machiave11i]

I like Artie's huge bald spot. It coincides nicely with his heaving rolls of fat.

[Machiave11i]

ARTIE BE A MAN AND USE A GUN NEXT TIME! DON'T BE A FUCKING CHUMP!

[JOE11096]

It's good to see Artie get some exercise.

[heynow123ism]

@JOE11096 lol funniest comment of all time.

[TheBrianMcDougal]

you can't stop a man with that much momentum.

[modshroom]

howard stern is a faggot

[Pyramidstation]

I GIVE YOU MONEY ALL THE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!!! lmao...

[number1sun]

Close the door, jesus christ you people are crazy! - Robin

[superman11978]

Actually, Ronnie surprisingly did his job well here. Got the punk out of there and then was the only one able to pull Artie back into a room.

[R193L1]

haha go get ‘em artie!

[DeathCherudim]

Ronnie the white knight and I am not bull

shitting

[Mockingbird5150]

I would love Ronnie's job. He's head of security?

[flaflaflohiii]

How dare you,i'm not a pussy it's just that the fat charging drugged up ram ran me over!!!

[zimmcat]

artie throws like a fucking girl and is a huge baby

[Theburn77]

This just makes me love Artie even more

[Marsdevilsvolta]

good riddance artie!!! i wonder if he knows that he is one of the main reasons why the show isnt as popular as it used to be.

[PolaBear123465]

howard is a pussy , its just a little fight !

[PolaBear123465]

shut up Robin !!!!!

[1010Huey]

That Robin. I bet that's how she bosses her dude around during a zesty love making session.

[DisappointingPorn]

Bwahahahaaaa!!! Artie looks like a silver-back charging!

[TheRendezvos]

just look at Artie at 0:43 and 0:45 seconds when he is throwing the water bottles he looks freakin hilarious Haha

[springblend]

Lol at Robin WHAT THE F IS GOING ON HERE,...... YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

no shit he was on drugs and god knows what else who on the stern show isnt pyscho

[mjccmc82]

fla fla flow high ran out of the way like a scared little bitch!!!! what a pussy he is . . . . . .

[Mgabe100]

Miss that fat bastard!

[gorepolice234]

The Sign's Of the End. Owing People Money

[d1chet]

nice box out by gary

[tolanstout]

Look at Fred's nice Ovation acoustic guitar get knocked at 0:50.

[madball2600]

fuck lange!

[kidlou]

howard causes this to happen. he never knows when to quit.

[ScanMan1967]

@kidlou Big time,..then he acts like he has no idea why this happened. I wish Artie would have came at him, now that would have been awesome.

[TheDucciano]

@kidlou Sigh: I agree but he's provocative because he knows that's what the audience wants. Thumbs up, though.

[PimpWizard3000]

Teddy probably had some dirt or drug evidence on Artie and was blackmailing him to stay his assistant and get money. And Artie just got fed up of being blackmailed by a red head homo.

[danmotut]

wow, robin is fucking terrible. fire her.

[cdlhldr01]

hilarious!!! how much food did he have stashed back there i thought he was going to throw a chair he started throwing sandwhiches and shit, did he throw him the fucking bill too?

[Zastrus]

Mute at :50 and you're golden

[InterestingFella]

robin is waaaaaay too dramatic.

[icatchrye]

Artie and Teddy sound like a dysfunctional gay couple Lol hmm

[NY1love]

@icatchrye Maybe that is why he couldn't fire him. Lovers quarrel.

[NY1love]

@UGHC1 Nah, both are gone. Personally, I don't think Artie did much for the show. Jackie being gone hurt the show the most.

[kindread114]

I love how there is so much going on in this video that you can look at or focus on but all I can see as he rumbles past Benji is that bald spot of his. lol

[RES1ST0R]

WHAT THE F IS GOIN ON HERE

[UGHC1]

... Dammm Artie was mad good like Jackie Jokeman. either one on tha show anymore?

[DendrilopisXaggro]

he forgot his methadone dosage. freakin loser

[Huntington12345678]

What a dream job Artie had, and the dickhead flushed down the toilet.

[jakesteel1]

If you listen to the entire show, Teddy comes back in worried about the fact that his free trip to Amsterdam might not materialize.

.

F*cking p*ssy ass faggot.

[jakesteel1]

Why the f*ck were they defending Teddy so much? Is he a f*cking Jew or some sh*t?

.

Teddy is a f*cking a*shole and Artie should have fired him, simple.

[MBK54]

1 minute and 25 seconds of CLASSIC Stern, God I miss the fat fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[ScinLaeca358]

I like Howard Stern OK but all his little bootlicks are such retarded fat stupid pointless waste of life....bootlicks.

[gokuandvegetass2]

artie ur a fat fuck and deserve everything that has happend to u

[CathedralOfGhosts]

@gokuandvegetass2 fuck you, artie rules and the show's not the same without him.

[JahbeOneKanollbee]

HAhahah sweet

[WeLiveForFootball]

Teddy;s a DOUCHE

[phidl]

what the eff is going on here?!

[TheMrplayitsafe]

he's a big hearted fellow, that's why he's giving teddie money on loan, and teddy's just "You're really fucked up, man", to get the last word. Wtf...

Gotta watch out for leeches art

[mjccmc82]

baba booey nearly got mowed over!!!!

[frankrizzo51]

Good radio. Makes me miss the days of the old show on E!

[RES1ST0R]

SHUT UP ROBIN

[takedashingen620]

WHOA! LOOK AT ARTIE GO! WAR ARTIE LANGE!

[lxFullMetal]

@John6yt

Gary

[Thisismytrollingface]

@John6yt Are you talking about Gary aka Baba Booey? He wanted to hold him back but then he wanted to get out of the way since he's a producer not a bodyguard, and he didn't want to get hit by artie, and he got pushed away if you watch a bit later on.

[StupidFuckingTrolls]

@John6yt thats Ba ba booey, the producer.

[EmpLaun]

worlds fattest heroin addict

[suicidalxsamurai]

@EmpLaun they should put that on a t-shirtlol.

[Mark6024]

@suicidalxsamurai Robin and Howard launched together. In the bad old, dirt poor days.

[Pogoisgacy]

fred is such a pussy

[John6yt]

@Pogoisgacy LOL he had front row seats to the fight and wasn't giving them up. At least Benji tried to do something

[Pogoisgacy]

holy shit, robin ruins another great segment with her yapping. artie should have went after that cackling cow.

[22centman36]

" I DONT KNOW" (Howard all innocent after helping events escalate.

[kingkevinjoy]

I LOVE ARTIE....get well bud..and i love how it took the whole stern show staff to stop him from beating the crap out of teddy

[capenmi]

Howard gets Artie going and then says "I Don't know". HAA!

[Leatherbubba]

I give you money all the time, motherfucker!

[ZMonster06]

FUCK TEDDY !!!!

[bozher]

Robin is such a stupid bitch.

[Northernsilence]

STEAL MY DEVIL DOGS?!?!?!

[natemann133]

Watching him and Benjy sumo for a couple seconds is the best part

[slobonmyknob31]

WHAT THE F IS GOING ON HERE

[mjccmc82]

baba booey was getting tossed around the hall like a little bitch

and the 5'5 inch limo driver/security for howard handled this situation well

benji was trying to hold him back but he didn't have any leverage and artie might be out of shape but 300 lbs of temper is hard to hold back unless you have a good position or leverage!

[KRIMEMOBER]

soooo fake i cant see paying 15$ a month for that shit

[armandm85]

Why did robin say what the f? She did that during the will sal fight too.

[sephiroth97]

@armandm85

will and sal fight?

[EddieRanger1989]

Robin: Jesus CHRIST! What the F is going on here?

Howard: I don't know!

LMAO!! Ahahaha! Coke-I-Ane-Uhhhh! It's COCAINE!

[nemesis1365]

fred just sits there!

[kugotsumin]

rofl at bababooey trying to stop artie XD. he gets knocked away like an inflatable punching bag.

[Aggiesgigem]

@kugotsumin LOL gary got blindsided 

[dreaminginnoother]

kick his moochin' ass artie!

[HiphopDesigns010]

what the "F"? *lol*

[tjmick1992]

Fred in the calmest possible voice "Ho-ly shit"

lol

[bluewhale18]

artie should of trampled over that robin

[Thisismytrollingface]

1:05 Baba booey NOOOOOOOOO! :P

[fattony123082]

Artie is Correct... Very smart / Funny / Best story teller.../ Admits when he's wrong.../ Please get better and back on the show AsaP...

[BlacKnightRising]

Teddy should've left as soon as he heard ARtie "motherfucker" I would've turned around and run for my life hehe

[MBK54]

EPIC. Best Stern years ever were with Artie...Saluuuud motherfucker!

[cmonty72]

Don't fuck with Artie.....He'll fuck you up cause thats my white mama.

[EmperorZod]

Huge props to Benjy and Ronnie in this clip. They really sprang to action and saved what could have been an even more devastating incident.

[lebaron10]

So great! Ta-Ta-Toothie looks down for a second and gets plowed over by the baby gorilla!

[zootallurez]

@lebaron10 lol booey looks away literally the instant that artie turns around.

[TR86]

hahaha Baba booey got plowed by artie.

[shahrad92122]

robin so annoying

[BrendanIsCool]

Could this be more fake? Fucking irrelevant hack stern

[123gwf]

took 3 guys to hold him back. alpha.

[haroof]

I highly doubt Teddy had to prod & poke Artie for $500.

Artie threw around his money to all those imbeciles/leeches that hung around him on the road.

I doubt Teddy was an exception.

[PimpWizard3000]

Artie's got a Big heart and Those Howard Stern Hacks and ASS kissers Disrespect, demoralize him and steal all his Money!

Artie Lange is more man than all of em' put together!

Get well and come back soon artie.

[7jnut]

"BLOOMIES" That nickname makes me wanna throw a water bottle at Teddy.

[sschhuu]

Scott looked good. When Artie attacked the 2nd time watch how he positions himself in front of him and side steps to make sure he is in between Artie and Ted. The man was born to play football.

[jordanv78]

Scott shoving him into the greenroom and closing the door lol

[123gwf]

Say what you want, he was good for the show.

[Jake888]

and lucky Scott closes the door

[JoeFresh1904]

i fuckin love how freds like whatever doesnt even stand up

[common07]

LMAO!!!!

[RES1ST0R]

god damnit I COULDNT HEAR WHAT WAS GOING ON BECAUSE ROBIN WOULDNT SHUT THE FUCK UP. I HATE ROBIN SO GOD DAMN MUCH

[RES1ST0R]

robin is a cunt, teddy is a gay little whiney bitch with no respect fuck teddy

[mojoeguitars129]

pause it at 0:13 . he looks like a pissed off Grizzly Bear! hahaha i would not wanna piss off Artie... hes got that crazy Jersey temper d:

[countchaos99]

I thought Robin was going to yell, "CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!" for a second.

[zrhinier]

I wish he beat up Gary for no reason.

[TheProjektcc]

lol ronnie to the rescue

[TheProjektcc]

lol benjy in the fuckin hat

and bababooey gettin ass fucked by artie at 1:06

[w2npjvve]

I would physically attack someone also who talked shit about personal money matters in front of my boss.

[druha10304]

arite is the heavyweight champion of pushing fags like bababooey

[27xthesuccess]

I die laughing every time I see Baba Booey trying to hold him back

[Ericthekfukhedmidget]

Right before Artie throws the beer you can hear Teddy crying for Ronnie's help. LOL

[15Mikedelta]

lol he almost ate baba booey ^^

[BeetlesRock60]

Howard:  "I don't know?" LOL!!!

[maldoman23]

this was classic..hey i'm suprised tha HStv has taken this down

[TheUSK0]

I agree with Artie. I mean he's paying Teddy something other than Teddy's pay check (a bonus) and then Teddy gets mad that he has to work for it?

I'd be mad to if someone expected me to give them money for doing nothing.

[manrockjmb]

@reg12269 really you never c brothas acting this way I really hope that was sarcasm

[mongolenpup]

Why's everybody so scared?...I would've gone at that fat fuck

[maldoman23]

@mongolenpup a big guy like that in a rage is like a charging bull

[mongolenpup]

@maldoman23 hmm...im big myself and Im a boxer...If somebody charges towards you like a retard, that's fat and out of shape, one punch and it's over...the only reason he went berserk here, is cause he knew that his assistant or whatever was weaker than him...Artie Lange sucks.

[maldoman23]

@mongolenpup yeah i agree..he wouldn't have came after a big guy like me..i'm 6ft 270...but your right ..he went after a little guy

[ThePaladonian13]

@maldoman23 STFU fag

[ThePaladonian13]

@mongolenpup you sound like a pussy,your not a boxer your a bitch

[viperlegendkiller]

@mongolenpup u little wimp

[Dickstar86]

Robin is fucking aannoying

I had to laugh at "holy... shit?" at 1:16

[A1sausie]

cocaine is a hellava drug!

[A1sausie]

0:39

[Quex01]

fat jews

[justanotheraccounton]

at least artie got some exercise 

[mjccmc82]

@justanotheraccounton yeah he burned off a few calories - - hawaiian punch and a big buttery bagel

man artie really lost his shit and teddy ran like a little coward, if someone attacks you you have every right to defend yourself, but teddy is a lil pussy, and baba booey was getting tossed around in the hallway, benji was trying to hold artie back but didnt have any leverage or a good angle to hold him back, and 5 foot 5 limo driver and security for HS did a decent job

[asianpussylicker]

@justanotheraccounton ahahahhahaha

[reg12269]

YOU NEVER C BROTHAS acrting like thissssss!

[gyromancy2]

I AM SHOCKED THAT ARTIE DIDN'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK. I thought that obesity + High blood pressure + High Blood Sugar ==== Stroke/Heart attack.

The guy is like a walking time bomb that won't go off.

[Ahil982]

Look at bababooey at 1:04 he was so scared... pussy...

[mistervanderveer]

ROBIN - SHUT THE F UP!

JESUS.

[PlethoraXofXThoughts]

BABA BOOEY pwned at 1:05 XD ahahaha

[mybalzurchin]

This never gets old.

[DEATH2REALITY]

artie the man shd of fuck tht fag loser up

[mattbernabe]

It's hilarious how Fred just sat there and watched.

[zapbrannigannn]

Artie is a waste of space, moreover the longer he stayed on the show the more annoying and full of shit he became. Anyone on that show who ever pointed out the hard truth about him, he would go off. Artie is the KING of dishing it out and never taking it.

Also, it makes me sick to hear him speak, sounds like he is chocking on his own neck fat.

[DjDumbDinosaur]

Artie is a fuckin beast

[RES1ST0R]

TED FUCKING DESERVED THAT WITH THAT LITTLE BITCH ASS ATTITUDE

[campbpar]

Artie what a pussy. He couldn't fight for 10 seconds who's he foolin.

[rollup81]

I DUNNO! bahahahaha. Artie needs to go home and take it easy!

[captainmexico100]

this is fukken scary ive never seen artie lange this scary

[mybalzurchin]

Gary's masculinity= 1:06

[Uridien]

What a waste of space Artie is. Can't even be bothered to shave, and looks like he doesn't bathe. And he can't even muster the coordination to kill himself either. Just useless.

[bluewhale18]

shut the fuck up robin

[mzeppa77]

Was that Artie's last time on the show? Does Howard talk about him much? Is Artie never coming back?

[klwewf]

They're at Sirius. What is Robin doin' saying "F"?