Macs Having Hysterical Dirty Sex

[Justobecontinued]

ROTF LOL. My face hurts. Oh, that made my day.

[reneeboobaby]

that will teach ,ids and teens lots of net safty

[TheMhnkuhnkuh]

Pee on my Face! What? You heard me pee on my face!

[Fame603]

Vicky pee on my face lol!!!!!!!!

[TheDelphineus]

Stephen Hawking having phone sex....hahahahaha

[wiserdful]

I fell cause I was laughing so hard lol I watched this like 7 times

[codememo14]

i cried of laughter.

[antonymoura2000]

Lol

[autopolydidact]

So turned on right now.

[Stunatra]

how's this only got 68k views?

[ritchiereech]

There must be something I missed because I wasn't so much into it. :D

[FuzzyTechBird]

lol I cant believe I missed this.

[kattozilla]

this made me lol haha

[lledlaw]

I imagine this is what sex with protestants is like.

[A7Guitar]

ok um at first im like weirded out a bit but what frustrates me is ive had my mac for a year and still dont know how to use the voice function...even worse is i do tech support...

[lledlaw]

@A7Guitar HAHA, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE!

[xKissKrisx]

Vicky: That was fast.

Man: Call me!

[DCRThinnes]

Vicki pee on my face.

What?

[BatmanAndySix]

@DCRThinnes Dylan.. XD bahahhahahahaa I died.

[DCRThinnes]

@BatmanAndySix bahahhhahhhahhahhahhhahhhahhha­hhahhha annie

[mamam485]

hahahahahaha!!!!

[RedRashBallz]

my mom heard me hearing this.......

[gorgousbry]

ride it like the motherfuking express!

vicki pee on my face

..what?

[FallenAntiHer0]

At my desk at work LMAO. Trying to stay silent, but it's so hard. Thanks Davey.

[TheSexytim]

o.o

[m2mfan4eva]

Mama wants a pearl necklace.

LOL.

I'm SO using that

[famousmermaid]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :D That's epiiiiic!

[swg1989]

Deserves a true ROFL :D Fuuu

[grillionaire107]

epic

[cockman1701]

this vid kills me every time, i love it!

[engle1Fox5]

Man, this video is so funny.

[R4nd0mn33s]

HAHHA

This is so funny

[Stupidkibbles3]

Oh wow, very funny!

[fuckoff942]

it makes my mouth water, like the little bitch that i am such a slut

ride my fat hairless cock like my name is seabiscuit ride it like the motherfucking pony express!

[roxnessxoxo81]

sooo funny and wrong but in a good way..lmao. and at the end of the vid they were all nonchalant about it. "that was fast" "call me" lolol. :D

[PrinceNeji100]

O.o

[TheMrBrandonShow]

hahahaha

[MisterExcuseable]

hahahha <3<3

[insaneclown2103]

LOL

[designRpt]

oh jesus SO FUNNY xP

[cognito08]

"pee on my face" LOL

[FallenAntiHer0]

@cognito08 What!

[RazDaz07]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L

[andyworld09]

I have heard the... "if there is grass on the field, play ball." I never heard, "if there isn't, roll it over and play in the mud"! LMAO ur great davey

[Imsobored177]

omg that waas so fucking funny

[kinkajou6]

ride it like the mother fucking pony express

HAHAHAH that was pricelss

[hollynicolec]

...Wow

[Ivan02120]

how did yuh do dhat

[ohitzjeremy]

lmao!!!

[fuser123456789]

i got a big one watching this

[ryanlicious93]

that was so funny

[0Krusnik0]

FUNNEL CAKE!

[rodents1000]

carnival FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS

[MrJordando]

Hilarious!

[MsEclipseGirl]

Still makes me laugh

[sydneyportela]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

i love it!

[JakesNotDrinking]

It makes my mouth water like the little bitch i am ROFL

[icewave667]

omg hahahahhaa hiliarous!

[broodsalot22]

Bwah haha haha haha!!!!!!!! LMAO

[XxheremeRAWRxX]

HAHAHA THIS THE BEST VIDEO EVER im fricking laughing my ass off. (x

[ilovekeane]

lol this is gross.

[roaches146]

hahaha. shit. ooh ooh iowa.

[otc92]

HAHAHAHA!

[BrothersamDavis]

Give your hearts to Jesus Christ.

[syreen12]

ROFLLLL

[sasseycassey108]

That was awesome . we have that mic stuff at school and my friend and I did the same thing

[Tahjbaxter]

HAHA!!!! this should be a Mac commercial... cause i would buy one :D

ta ta ta touch me

[Extraabsorbant]

XDXDXD

[MsEclipseGirl]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

[TheMelanar]

LMFAO. hot, i want one now

[Pityuxka]

Is it really possible that you are wearing a shirt? lol :o)

[InevitablyDIANNE]

OMG!

I laughed so hard.

XDDDDDDDD

[ConconsBonbons]

im in my room, at 12 at night... everyone is sleeping... and i squeeked SO LOUD when i heard 'eat me like a funnel cake at the carnival' part!!!

[epyksOne]

so ridiculous I couldn't resist!!! hahahaha

[beeaaaan]

LMFAO <3

[rnmcclell13]

lol, that was epic :3

[enekonekoban]

haha wow, this was awesome.

i love the

"Pee on my face"

"...What?"

[Heatherppee]

hahahaha

[teesha0]

don't you just <3 those naughty macbooks? =P

[thelifeaquatica]

I have a feeling you are very naughty, and your prolly have many pearl necklaces!

[TheDaRKZ0NE]

lol ... Thats so crazy .. stupid in a very funny way .. Love it

[videowebworks]

Ok, I have played with the same voices... Even made a video. But never even came close to that kind of video... Made me smile while watching on my iPhone.

[AquartistJames]

HA! xD

That's just too great :)

[MizKiwii]

LOL!!!

[kurtthewurt]

i'm cumming. I came. That was fast.

[Beyoncefan230]

lmao!

[ilikechikin023]

LOL

"ride it like the motherfucking pony express"

[id88viper88id]

That was awesome! I'm sure that in bigger part you made it just for fun, and it was great, but in some way I can see a thing I can only guess you wanted to convey this way. This thing is that coldly spoken words, and words just themselves, mean nothing without true emotion that only 2 people may give to each other :) It was fantastic!

[effin55]

LOL.

Funny shit.

[jlavenski]

This made me laugh really hard. The wording is awesome!

[andreasscholl]

And now a gay version!

Ha ha ha!

[GraceStar22]

hilarriouuuusssss!!!

[ChezNight]

O-O

EWEWEWEWQEWQEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEE­WEWEWEWEEWEW

my name is alex....my sister's name is vicki....

[kurtthewurt]

LMAO.  sucks for you! hahaha

[AlexandraOanca]

¬It's a tough zipper! ... LOL - That was fast! - Call me!¬ :))

[adamkolich]

That is great, I love it.

Don't think my mac has ever gotten action like that.

[iamtheuniverse]

That was frekin' AWESOME. I laughed so hard that I teared up a little.

[miguel132001]

LMFAO, That was great dude, you are unique................. & awesome take care...... Keep the good job

[TeDiBeArDiSaTeR]

XD LMFAO "eat me like a funnel cake at the carnival"

[TheRC120]

LOL, excelent work!

[Valdt8]

Mama wants a pearl necklace hahahahahahahahahahahha

[lovely110023]

LMAO haha thats...hilarious 1:09 and so on is hilarious

[darkwonder88]

That was awkward!!! LMAO!!!

[teckdude]

aaahahahah that is frigin hilarious

[jameszboy]

LMAO.

[ravy808]

SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!

i love davey!

[xxBlackWiltedRosesxx]

this is so fucking funny

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

ahahah! Oh man

[sxckuku]

touch me ta-ta-ta-touch me

hahaha!

[PrzemyslawNieuzylaPR]

pervert :P hehe

[Nemle22]

OMG! Davey! That was so pervy! XD

[raynfly]

xDD

[empathicshadows]

davey is so naughty

[mfox2001]

done well I thought hard i almost pissed myself

[RemySerenes]

that is fucking awesome

[jakisemo]

this so fucking funny i love it!!

[tikvanaim]

Omg-d that is so funny I love it

[darrgo]

I'm really sick in bed and this TOTALLY made me day. Thank you SO MUCH!

omg "eat me like a funnel cake at the carnival" ROTFL

[sivler16]

hahahahhalmao so funny!

[dchimszo]

" oooooo!! i cumming , i came , that was fast!"

lol thatz tha best line ever!!!

[Bored6996]

LMAO. Easily entertained? As am I. I enjoyed it, thanks for that.

[Tacos107]

pee on my face

[mysteriousblogmaster]

FAVORED!!!!

That made my day amazing.

[rockkkcandy]

vicki pee on my face

[shages22]

what?

[jamesie999]

Hahahah!!! Sooo funny!

[Abendzeit]

Wtf... Davey,... your a peeeerve xD

"Mama whants a knes neckless", thats sick^^

[Abendzeit]

DaveyWavey is a voyeurist^^

[mbeasley17]

haha we did something like this in my theatre class!! although not to this extant

[illZwhY]

LOL

[pohlmacs]

Vicki is a hairy girl!

[IamFifteen]

this should be used to advertise macs.. every one would want one then

[chasemg12]

lol pretty funny

[AbsinthePunk]

hahahahahaha XD seabiscuit made me cry XD

[lifeisabigride]

ROTFLMAO that was aooo awful but amazing at the same time!

[efrisina]

OH MY GOD! THIS IS TOO GOOD

[lowd10000]

ROFL!

[jobs668]

That was very unexpected coming from you Davey! lol

[dazzy206]

OMG !lol that was pure amazing!!

[AdamOnlineXII]

I LOL'd in real life so hard xDDDD.

And the seabiscuit bit made me cry with laughter, like said below, PLEASE MAKE A PART 2. We love you Davey xD

[puddlesofdoom]

Sea Biscuit lmao.

[ROLLitOVERmySOUL87]

lmao...roll it over and play in the mud XD

[smellyduce4]

"pee on my face!" wtf..

[KatyCountryGirl]

LMAO

[RobWantsMore31]

Omg! PLEASE have a part 2!

[thornfang]

ahahaha. davey you would.

"mama wants a pearl necklace"

lmao

wow.

[idealstrontium]

hahaha

"i'm such a slut"

"eat me like a funnel cake at the carnival"

"that was fast"

ROTFLMAO

[tbg538]

That was pretty funny.

[everyonefailsatlife]

wow lol

[jordanngirl]

lmafo tht so funny

[samshaddy]

I think we need 2 gay mac's doing it now lol

[dyld921]

Couldn't you use 2 male voices?

[rhthesinner]

Oh my! You have surpassed yourself!

[Norcom911]

OMG The hardest I've laughed in months! Great one, Davey!!

[SergioSepulvedaRock]

to-to-to-to-touch me

jajajajajaja

[bydee]

hahahaha! David! I think windows has a new version cumming soon!

[handbrakemaster]

hahahahaha good one :)

and i love davey LOL hes great

[cowb222]

How to do it??

[KyleISrAndOMoCiTY]

cowb222:

You use a Mac application called Text Edit. Type something in and click edit in the toolbar and hit speech. You can choose those voices and it will read it back to you.

This was very funny and clever.

LoL

[cowb222]

KyleISrAndOMoCiTY: Thanks for teaching. I wanna know how to choose the voice, I can't find it.

[victoriatodd]

If your on a MAC go to settings (the cogs icon)

Click Speech under the system option (it should come up

Personal hardware internet & network System) click text to speech select a system voice go to finder and search text edit click that type something and go to edit on toolbar hover over speech and click start speech.

[hugoegbert79]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-best video EVER!

[fadedlghts]

only the funniest thing i've ever seen.

[Elanor2001]

lol!! =]

[LittleBladeUK]

Poor Wavey... your laptop is straight. It obviously hasn't spent much time near your lap! And who knew you could be such a dirty boy? I love it!

[livingvampyre666]

o my god, best video you've ever done!!!