I Have Big News! (Jan 4th 2012)

[ZulKoji]

Darryl looks pissed. Lmao.

[bluehanabi]

Hahaha Andrew, you made my day!! :D Ty

[ammiella]

Hahahahahaha it made me laugh so hard when you got Andrew to put on the lipgloss XD oh my gosh I love you both. Thank you Andrew for being man enough to emasculate yourself for the lols!!!! <3

[LivTheLife]

don't worry I found it funny!! although now i have to go study

[MidgetPigeons]

@Poizon2K8 that still leaves the Europe Question...

Cassandra , would you like to comment ?

[MidgetPigeons]

not to be rude or anything... but why are there always 2-3 guys at your place ?

Also - what about a European tour - ?

[Poizon2K8]

@MidgetPigeons Jesse and Andrew live with her. And they hang out with Darryl quite a lot.

[TylerRyler16]

I AM SOOOOO going to see you in portland !!GAHHHH!!



[sorrows3332]

@arcaneinsignia13 Awwwww I ruined a funny moment for you ... Deal with it ...

[meanizzy25]

.... Derryl.... really? what a douche

[MichaelTGrooff]

You are way too good at fake crying...

[Pluxu]

And Andrew is so your best friend! <3 I'd do that for my best friend too if I were a man. 

[Pluxu]

Love your sweater.

[thatcatontheroof]

Was that the Lip Venom? This was so hilarious I am laughing and tearing up like crazy.

[JGeotic]

1:22 nice acting.

[TheAlma19]

ahahah couldnt stop laughing at Andrew with the lip-gloss :D

[NobelNighthawk274]

Andrew is the best. ever. 

[HamoodQ8yTube]

If lipstick makes you question your manlyness .. Then you're not a man ...

[SpaceCasefy]

West coast only... sad day. All the tours are skipping the midwest (but it is winter and I don't blame you). Maybe it will motivate me to finally write you a letter.

And yes I found Andrew's lips funny.

[ufcjunkie95]

Thats soo cool to hear about the tour. Just bummed there is no toronto! cassandra, some day you have to do a tour for us canadians :)

[BrittleTalks]

My internet goes out all the time, I hate it.

[LoveKeepsGoing11]

LMAO! I can't stop laughing, I just love how Cassandra just told Andrew put the lip-gloss on and he did it! xD ahahhaha... Awesome!

[LoveKeepsGoing11]

I love what you were wearing !!! :)

[sorrows3332]

Yup ... Sarcasm ... Some people get it, some people don't ... In the Immortal words of Popeyes the Sailor man "I yams what I yams ..."

[Starguy135]

You should come to the East coast :)

[emmychels118]

Serious Darryl is serious. Jeez.

[GaryGotGame]

Loose lips sink ships, Andrews though would keep the damn titanic afloat XD

[IsmaProject]

I love Andrew xD He's so funny and awesome!

[xXxKeriexXx1]

hey you should watch 'Extra's', by ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, it's hilarious and there's only two series with 6 episodes each and a christmas special! :)

[Viejomj18]

dude what happened to the bank jobs you had??

[Viejomj18]

Cassandra come have a meetup in LA CA!!! 

[R4nd0mn33s]

Yes! Seattle!

[DailyVentrilo]

@ArcaneInsignia13 What's with the Derryl hate!?! The amount of sarcasm and joking-ness is unbelievable.. how can you not feel it? Derryl has very dry and bland humor, I guess it can be difficult to understand but he is only making jokes.

[DailyVentrilo]

LOLOL You covered your name... Why? Doesn't everyone know your last name? Oh... I guess only your bestfriends do... LIKE ME :D

[CORALC24]

"They always do." LOL, Andrew :)

[naataalyyy]

what? you didn't emasculate Andrew! he is the BEST! wish I had a male friend like him! ♥

[xXfruitopiajuiceXx]

don't tour in the usa, tour in canada!! (*cough cough* edmonton *cough*)

[BiteSizedPixie]

I send a giant hug to andrew but a high five to Cassandra and Andrew. REAL MEN WEAR MAKEUP!

[completeidiot19]

I already knew the news! :)

It was on tumblr.

[behindthesea373]

Hi cassandra :) This going to sound supppeeer creepy, but it`s not meant to be! is there anyway you could tell me what background agencies you applyed to? I live in vancouver and I already applyed to one, but I was hoping to apply to more. You really dont have to respond if it's too awkward, but it would be really helpful if you could :)

[carmahdee]

Loved the lip gloss bit - Andrew you're awesome. Grats on booking the job in L.A. Cassandra - sounds very exciting, as does the comedy tour. Happy New Year :)

[Like3moAMAZINGG]

Well thats exciting, it would be more exciting if you went on tour across Canada but you know~

[AdamUPNow]

I live near LA. 8:00 Achievement Unlocked. I would pay to see you in the movie. 10:16 I didn't even know he was there. 11:50 So worth it.

[goldfishramblings]

Painted the taekwondo place? Mr. Miyagi anyone?

[twinkletwinklelshiw]

this video ended my day on such a happy note, as they always do. THANK YOU <3

[redburner67]

Ok so she always says sorry if you sent me an email and I didn't respond yet or stuff like that (not in this vlog) but where can I email her only at her youtube email thing or is there a whole different email address to send to her

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-Congrats!

-It could be a Andrew/Jesse vlog :]

-Cassandra, you're so beautiful :)

-Aw! That's awesome!

-I was there when you said you were gunna be on tour :D

-I can't wait to find out the movie! Can you tell us when it's supposed to come out???

-Aww beautiful! xD haha poor Andrew

-LOL he now knows a little of what girls go through xD

-MMM Andrew's lips #CreepyIsFun

*Hug*

[odetomidgetcheese]

Awww

[EverSickAlbert]

Lol. daryl stop being a bully.

[123dietdrpepper]

Darryl is all talk......and Andrew is the BEST

[CAUTIONEMOSEWA]

WOO I FINALLY WATCHED ALLL YOUR VLOGS and now I just wait for more. Hahahaha Andrews lips xD I can't believe he actually did that! Go Andrew!!

[chrisbogdan]

Cool Intro Bro!

[ThisIsMeBeingCreativ]

So tomorrow will be makeup with Jesse and Andrew?

[reinamila]

dont worry..i laugh too. im going to do that to my friend too

[kayisfish]

jessie is my favourite here, at the end, dying laughing at andrew! lol

[ramz1377]

lol

[kankikingdom]

Cassy! How can I make you angry? I want to see you pissed of sometimes? Should I put some nasty comments? Please advice.

[heisafraidofspiders]

hahaa....lipgloss thin was too good

[queenofeveryone]

Wooo! I live in LA!!!

[endlessawareness]

Congratulations on your award....you should be very proud!

[TheNatureguy01]

HIya Casandra, Good luck with the up coming tour and keep up the good work and keep training hard :)

[InsaneMangos]

:D i will go to the one in sf

[BreannaLeeB]

You are the best Youtuber EVER :)

[Lola6041]

Congrats Cassandra! Just think, if Michael didn't get stuck in France then you may have potentially not met Claude who took those awesome photos of you! Have fun on set!

[shortii12341]

Cassandra! Give the vlog to Andrew and Jesse tomorrow if you have to work :). We love Andrew and Jesse.

[logicandcrazy]

i found it funny :)

[woootsisawooot]

I'm just saying hello. I'd apologise for wasting a little part of your day, but to be honest, I feel special that those few seconds were dedicated to me.. whether it was desired to not. Thank you Cassandra :)

[NerdzRL]

@woootsisawooot You aren't wasting my time. I appreciate the comments you all leave.

[centreofdauniverse]

Andrew's reaction:Priceless

[cacabecky]

PLEASE TAKE THAT VIETMAMESE FLAG WITH THE BIG STAR ON IT. IT IS A COMMUNIST FLAG. THERE IS ACTUALLY A NON COMMUNIST ONE.IF THERE IS A CHINESE FLAG PLEASE TAKE THAT ONE DOWN TOO.

[hwelsby]

Anrewlina Jolie xD Way to go with the lip plumper :D

[NerdzRL]

@hwelsby This made me laugh so hard!

[hwelsby]

@NerdzRL xD

[szteto]

It's amazing how just that small amount of lip gloss can make Andrew look like a transvestite XD

[LadySyrelyn]

i thought it was funny, made me smile lol

[treetooone]

When are you coming to Scandinavia?

[ArcaneInsignia13]

I know I'm gonna get flack for this, but what the fuck is Derryl's deal. He seriously needs to lighten up, because he's making himself look like a massive douche. There's no reason for him to be such a hard ass, just take the joke.

[4starKT]

@ArcaneInsignia13 jeez...he's being sarcastic ...maybe u should take your own advice

[Thormodo]

@ArcaneInsignia13 Why is there always some dude (or in your words “douche”) not understanding a certain person’s humour and thinking he has the right to talk smack about it?

How exactly is it Darryl’s fault, that you don’t understand he’s not all that serious?

And it made Cassandra laugh, so why should you whine about it?

The same was going on when Zack was making sarcastic jokes, people whining about him “being mean”…

Don’t judge people you obviously don’t know.

[ArcaneInsignia13]

@Thormodo Not that I really care, because I said someone would get pissed at me for it, but in my defense I never flat out called Darryl a douche, I said he was making himself look like one. In my experience that kind of dry humor is a cover for animosity. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. But his comments ruined a moment I found funny on it's own, so I'll say whatever I want about him. I watch these for Cassandra's humor some of her other friends, doesn't mean I have to like all of them.

[jekiba68]

@ArcaneInsignia13 Okay how about this. Everyone shuts the F*** up! Your all annoying me. Darryls not a "douche" and don't be judging a book by it's cover! The Vlogs are supposed to bring people together and make them smile and get that extra chuckle in for the day. So if you don't have anything nice to say about them and they don't make you laugh then don't even get involved and don't watch them because obviously you cannot handle certain people's different types of humor!

[axeell92]

Am I the only one who knows her real name!?

[jd2066]

@axeell92 No. She had a video with her full name in the title and video that was left public for a short amount of time so I and possibly others know it (assuming the video was correct).

Also, I would think her friends and boyfriend know it.

[MumzNoyZe]

@jd2066 and hopefully viewers can respect that she wants to keep her privacy.

[jd2066]

@MumzNoyZe Sense no one (including me) has mentioned her real last name, it would appear that viewers do respect her privacy on that.

[Tyricanese]

She covered her last name... Your last name isn't Croft?! WHAT THE POO?!

[bakes1422]

tags still say 2011.

[IYXandanYI]

Don't worry Cassandra I found it hilarious :D

Should've gotten Jesse to attempt to put it on Daryl xD

[4O4ErrorNameNotFound]

So Cassandra dressed up as a man before, and now Andrew is putting on make up...

[Attackchildren]

Portland awesome! My hometown and I go to college about an hour and a half away and I should be able to make it :D

[MrLysebo]

Awesome thing of the day, you made me smile!

[dramaqueensoso]

@NerdzRL What's the limp plumper gloss called?

[Gauntes]

I live about 5 minutes away from LA

I might be able to make it if I knew more details

[NerdzRL]

@Gauntes We will have some in about 2 weeks. I will be posting it more and talking about it more, so don't worry =)

[dramaqueensoso]

What's the lip pumper lip gloss called? :o

[andyot7777]

Hey hey Cassie! "Roger Delta Niner, ready for take off? Sept. 18th 2009"

You said you were gonna learn the Windmill break dance move. Did you ever achieve this goal?! :/

[riverrun256]

You are awesome!

[Petlover228md]

Nooooo you missed Chicago :(

[ImTheDaveman]

Love the Big News! Congrats Cassandra!!!! on your award and the Comedy Tour job! YEAH!

[oliviaarshambow]

TOUR IN ATLANTA D:

[vzellimac]

@oliviaarshambow no one ever comes to atlanta! ): its the worst.

[arkrasner1]

Andrew the cutie girl

[IgnacioE08]

I haven't been able to watch one of your videos since august so I have no idea whats been going on here :o. Hey did you ever win king of the web?

[NerdzRL]

@IgnacioE08 I won second thanks to all of you. And I moved in with my two roommates Jesse and Andrew. If you want an update (you don't have to) I made a Recap on my life for people who are behind. =) <3

[fishfromouterspace]

Your shirt today made me think of a flying squirrel. Cassandra, the flying ninja actress man squirrel! 

[GKForwhatisworth]

I honestly thank you so much!! My day was really bad but andrew's lips made me laugh!! I heart you all!

[niedorzecznosc]

oh wow, Polish flag in your teakwondoo place! kisses from Warsaw, I like youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[K3LLYRI0T]

Oh man, i wish you guys were coming to ny, but still really awesome!

[lucyridley96]

You should come back to England!

[siclos]

Maybe you should make an online resume and portfolio with those photos, contact information, your measurements, and other info. Then you could tell people the address and have it printed on cards and such (for those who are interested, don't go forcing them on people cause that's annoying). And if you can't get to a computer or whatever, you can still get the info to your associates.

[TheQueenAmzy]

bad internet? try living in Africa!

[sheisanoddchild]

Yes San Fransisco. I will attempt to be there!(:

[Katieissocoollike4]

Tour at VANCOUVER!

[BlankBrain]

4:14 Cassandra got a WTF award!

[savid25]

if you want to work on improving your memory eat more blueberries

[Kurasii]

Or wait... is that last name not real? Have you been lying to us?! *cry*

[jd2066]

@Kurasii No, it's not.

Here are a couple VYou questions about it, she answered a while ago:

"will cassandra croft be your actual "fake name" for you when you are in movies? its kinda cheesy :)" - Feb 23rd 2011 - vyou.com/a/136173

"Is your last name really Croft? And are you going to see andrew anytime soon other than VidCon?" - March 28th - vyou.com/a/251576

Also, unrelated to that, while looking on VYou I found this:

"no doubt. you are in love with thatzak!" - Feb 24th 2011 - vyou.com/a/138802

[Kurasii]

Cassandra were you covering up your name on your certificate? We know your last name, you know!! :P

[YouKnowPeja]

I TOTALLY LOVE your shirt! :D IT's so freaking AWESOME! I want one ^^ Where did you by it? ;)

[ihatepredictivetext]

When you said lip tingler, I thought of Sexy Mother Pucker by Soap&Glory... yes, that's the real name... Awesome!

[Smurfy1211]

When Jesse said less than three it made me think of <3 hahahaha

Andrew already emasculated himself by getting haircuts and going shopping with Jesse... like thirteen year old girls....

[colourmeful]

andrew looked so ashamed of himself, i felt so sorry for him

[yoyosay92]

what about a boyfriend cassandra?!

[cakeykhans]

Hahah I was wondering why the vlog was up sooo early thanks Andrew! See you in San Fran! CONGRATS CASSANDRA!

[mkunss]

:D

[andyot7777]

Andrew is DEFINITELY the world's best friend now!

[CapitalLLB]

I'm halfway between Portland and San Fran.. but I have two half semester classes with finals around there. *sigh* I'll be there in spirit!

[CapitalLLB]

Most outsanding...? New word!

[LHS427]

I may be doing the LA Marathon in March...see u there hahaha

[2Funny4YouMan]

Life is so harddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddd

[NOYkeren]

AWW IM SO EXCITING FOR YOU! its gonna be the bast!!!

[NOYkeren]

@NOYkeren BEST*

[SilentStrum]

YES LA!!! WILL TOTES MAGOTES BE THERE

[chrrycoketyuy]

Andrew lips yeahhhh !!!!!!!!! ^^ His lips did get pretty big it's amazing you should have put some on darrald lol.

Andrew is awesome and more fun!!

[JerymeVoidal]

do a tour in the uk PLEASE!!!

[hellopie92]

When you guys tour whhhhyyy you no tour INSIDE of Canada :(

[hughesrock]

Congrats on the award n stuff Cass' , and omg Andrew is so funny/cute and amazing to do that XD he's such a good friend to youu *i sound all fangirly now so im gonna stop* but lol i was laughing soooo much ! XD <3

[MyLoVeLy981]

lool i almost peed myself when i soooo Andrew with big lips :DDDDDD

and Congrats on your award Cassendra you really deserve it ;)

[WolfMachine1]

Andrew reminds me of Kanji...

from persona 4

[RobertBenjaminTV]

If you need any help filming your script I would love to help I just moved to Vancouver if you want you can check out some of my cinemtography work here vimeo (dot) com/robertbenjamin , also good luck on set today

[CharliesTree]

I am totally in LOVE with that sweater you are wearing!!!!

[TheLiamStyle]

You need to to get PR performance rights so when your on tv or in the cinema the government will hive you money too! I have it for my band and when I go to gigs that have PR rights I submit the setlist to get more cash. It's a good advantage for money so you can pay your bills!

[KTRN80]

no one ever comes to Michigan!! why is Michigan sooo lame and boring? seriously, no one cool ever comes here!!! maybe Ill have to go to Cali for my spring break! ;)

[Twefrence]

Oh gosh. Andrew deserves a round of applause for putting that lip gloss on, really made me laugh. And yay for being an extra =). (I'm sorry if I made my comment 2 days ago sound "mad" but I was just worried about your finances etc =P) Oh and for the certificate! Congrats =)

*sigh* ANOTHER tour where I can never meet youtubers... The Tfios nerdfighter tour, the dial up tour, now your tour... *why do I live in Asia-people never come here*

[wordnerd1231]

Wheeeeeew I`m only a couple hours from SF. If I get my license and can drive myself by that time I`ll come say what`s up :D

[YMA6andPUDDING]

:( throught when you was talking about the tour i was like UK UK UK UK :( oh well ill fly over

[geekvsworld]

I thought Jesse told you that your water's had broke  :L

[jmcmaxDVD]

Awesome Thing Of The Day: Days off

[mandykiwi]

nobody off youtube ever comes to toronto :( you should swing over that way

[itsshyshy]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha BEST. VLOG. EVER!!! i wish MY best guy friend would put on lip-plumping lip gloss on camera! :D

btw why do you need so much stuff while on set? it looks like you're going on friggin vacation haha

[Leibowitz]

Vlogging about how the internet doesn't work instead of trying to fix it? A bit like vlogging your house is on fire...

[laurathespazz]

Hey Cassandra/Andrew, did you forget to put the link to the video with Phil in the downbar...? :) Unless that video is just not up yet, lol.

[Jasminisuberawesome]

I think it's official, Andrew is the best friend ever :)

[pleasemefool]

Andrew is thinking, "Will they go back to normal?"

[lchapi]

Andrew gets awesome bro points for doing something to make his best bro laugh even when others mocked him for it.

[JuryFury42]

why is Darrell in your house at 1am? :D

[inbeddead]

@JuryFury42 If they don't let him in, he will blow the house down.

[leilyhaddad]

Did I see a Singapore flag? :O

[TheStuffInLife]

Who else noticed the "WTF" on Cassandras award? lol

[Bandanadude82]

@TheStuffInLife World Taekwondo Federation- WTF

[TheStuffInLife]

@Bandanadude82 haha yeah I figured that much out already :P

[buckykiki]

Only a manly man can wear make up like a champ Darryl! ;)

[kirb1hpfan]

Andrew! That's so amazing that you even agreed to that! It kinda made my day! :) It made me laugh really hard at 7:30 in the morning!

[metukkaleipa]

I feel bad cause I had to skip like 20 latest videos from you that i haven't watched yet

I just need to watch this cause of the title D:

Imma take a cassie-marathon after this..

[jasminegellatly]

Who else watched the clip of cassandra showing her award a million times to try and see her last name :) ahaha

[JomoWhore]

San Francisco represent! Keep us updated bro!

p.s. I need some plumper lip gloss... XD

[diiebane]

Andrew is a good sport about it, just does something for fun. THAT'S awesome!

[Filifow]

Who is Todd?

[muziicluver93]

you failed you put january 4 2011 its now 2012 LOOL

:D

but we still love you cassandra <3

[Chitownreader]

No Chicago :(