Carlos Mencia - Japan Calls the Taliban

[jumbowatermellon420]

wow you kids r retarded hes a fucking commedian its his job to talk shit about everyone so you stupid sand niggers need to grow some balls and suck it up and sorry we in ammerica believe in god unlike arabs who belive that 50 virgins are waitning or them in heaven so since no girl over the age of 17 is a virgin anymore that means that ur not only stupid ur all pedofiles also haha fuck all the haters

[falantepelosmortos]

Ah, back when Mencia wasn't a hack. This was probably his best bit.

[MultiKjkjkjkjkj]

I start reading the comments, there are paragraphs of stupid internets arguments for just 4 comments... WTH, do you people have no lives O.0

[521i]

Why is comedy central so racist to Japan?

[Volthan]

It's 'funny' how many ppl seem to no nothing than propaganda about WWII..

Talking about the comments of 'course, not about the jokes.

[gilboTV]

Youtube comments are retarded,its not like yall are gonna solve anything on here..its the interenet.

[bongmeester]

i can do a better mencia than him

[SupremeARA915]

its funny cause we killed osama :p

[dav1davo]

funny

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[MrFrenchy117]

"we thought same as you, u f$@"$& up!" lol

[Elpithecus]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

[redbaron28]

and now Osama is dead and this is so much more funny :)

[mrdkaff]

@redbaron28 Usama Bin Ladin has been dead since 2002, they took him out of the freezers to boost support for Obama and the fascist Jews in government

[lighter230]

WHO DA MAN? I DA MAN! WHO DA MAN? I DA MAN!

[romelo90]

funny



[Kranzarack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!­!

[teri2166]

So Funny ! Great sound effects.

[dippinin1234]

he is so fucking dumb, we droppexd so many more bombs in japan than they did in pearl harbour. he should at least research a topis before he attempts to make fun of one of the most fucked up things in the histroy of america

[Nucca34]

@dippinin1234 pearl harbor was smaller then japan......how many bombs do you need

[wyeth117]

@dippinin1234 Clearly you don't understand the dropping of the atomic weapons. The nuclear bombs saved millions of Japanese and American lives. Instead of losing the projected 23 million people, the Japanese lost something like 180,000 in the atomic bomb explosions. And we saved a lot of American lives as well. And now, Japan is one of our best allies, because we thoroughly defeated them.

[elmasduro1008]

Funny lol!!!!!!!!!

[salmanyafiz]

america is no CHICKEN !!! they are not on real war!!! if they were !! they wouldve put 100 nukes already!!

WAR on Afghanistan was just a reason to attack IRAQ !! and WAR on IRAQ was just a reason to get some OIL!!

[spartanzack300]

@salmanyafiz actullay your completey wrong we wouldnt haved dropped a hundred nukes we would drop one so big those little goat fuckers, towel heads, sand niggers, etc would go in their caves and fucking stay there

[salmanyafiz]

@spartanzack300 ,,,to this date the american govnment still havent shown evidence of WMDs in Iraq.......dont be so bljnd my friend.....

[immastar42]

@salmanyafiz bitch plz ur fucking white ass doesnt know shit about us sand niggas

[soldierrulz]

@immastar42, if you "sand niggas" would have had any common sense in the first place, you would have known better than to fuck with a country that has nukes, has used them previously, and if you keep pissing us off, we WILL use them. Think about this, towel head. We build cars that break the sound barrier, because we're bored. We build monster trucks because we have nothing better to do. We blow shit up because we get a kick out of it. Keep pissing us off, dumbass!

[nationalcitysycho]

@soldierrulz HELL YEAH!!!WE BLOW SHIT UP UNDER WATER CUZ WERE BORED WE BLOW UP SHIT IN SPACE WE BLOW UP SHIT UNDERGROUND WE BLOW UP BOMBS & USED R OWN MILITARY TO SEE WAT HAPPENDS I DOUBT U FUKIN SAND NIGGERS WANT SOME OF THE U.S MILITARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE USED R OWN. U TOWEL HEADS DON"T DOUBT ONE FUKIN SECOND, WE WON"T NUKE U!! IF U USE A DIRTY BOMB ON US TRUST ME UR DEAD!!

[fullmetal1090]

@nationalcitysycho Turn off the caps lock and let go of the shift button kay? Moron.

[ArabianNiights]

@soldierrulz You talk alot of shit, but on the battlefield you dont back it up, you've got the best technology, but your soldiers are vaginas, you cant have an army filled spineless pussies who are scared of death, let me break it down for you, in afghanistan, there's 25,000 taliban, most of them are ex-farmers, america along with 42 other NATO countries are getting their asses handed to them on a regular, all their equipped with is AK-47s, explain why you cant crush them after 11 years?

[jbob5590]

@ArabianNiights We haven't crushed them because the current "rules of war" that were put on paper after WWI and WWII don't allow the types of warfare that would allow us to crush them. The insurgents have no qualms about killing anyone who gets in their way, be they man, woman, or child. American soldiers are not simple butchers who will shoot anything wearing a turban just because it might be an enemy.

[ArabianNiights]

@jbob5590 See what your saying doesn't make sense, because they are butchers, they just dont do it to a level where it is too bait for the world to see, americans would blow up a whole village if they suspect taliban was in there and call it collateral damage, regardless of civilians and fact is 1.5 million iraqi civilians were killed, if thats not butchering than please define it for me, like when america invaded iraq with their 'shock and awe', they were practicall bombing the whole city.

[ArabianNiights]

@soldierrulz Btw one more thing, let me tell you something about america these days, they will never ever fight a strong stable country unless the world is going in with them, before they entered iraq they made sure that the army didn't fight, the iraqi army dropped their guns and went home, however look at iran, america has been talking shit since 2007, but since no one in the world wants to help them apart from Israel, they arent going to do shit, just remember, americas time is coming soon.

[soldierrulz]

@ArabianNiights You obviously don't understand who the frig we are.  Don't you remember what happened after 9/11? We came and shoved our American feet so far up your Taliban keister that you found out what our knees tasted like. Then what did you punks do?!? YOU RAN LIKE THE PUNKS YOU ARE! So back off! And we did come after the Taliban by ourselves. And one of my cousins was in Afghanistan and more than likely was sniping them from 1,000 yards away. We're just that good.

[ArabianNiights]

@soldierrulz is it? than why hasn't the taliban been crushed yet? it's been since 2001, didn't you hear the news lately? america actually want to get in dialogue with the taliban coz they have had enough of the serious ass-whoopin, stop with the tough guy talk son ... and judging by your picture, you look like a 20 stone fat white pig that cant see his penis past his thunderbelly, go lose some weight fatboy before you come talking all that crud

[soldierrulz]

@ArabianNiights I might be a little overweight, but I don't even see a pic of you. Are you that hideous? And I can always lose the weight. Nothing can be done about the fact that your neck puked and, unfortunately, you have to call that a face. Point is this: In the long run, the only reason that we did eradicate the Taliban from the Earth is because, unlike the Taliban, American soldiers don't butcher innocent civilians, which include women and children. Now what?

[LutzfromPS2]

The problem is America lost its courage it used to have. When it came to wars, we used to take it seriously. Now we are playing hide and go seek in afghanistan and protecting them instead of going in there and puting boots up their asses. I don't know what happened to my great country of U.S.A. We went chicken shit for some reason.

[warrum]

Because americans are not at WAR with afghanistan! they are at war with the talibans, a TRIBE pretty much of terrorist, they can't put a nuke on AFGH just because a small part of the population of a different ethnicity.

It sucks but it's not their fault

[kega11]

The Taliban is not a tribe. It's an organization, and I agree somewhat with lutz . I have many friends and family that have been to afghanistan and are still there, and they all agree that we need to put the boot down in that country. If we go to war we shouldn't be half assed about it.

[gicuviteza]

why don't you go to afghanistan?

[LutzfromPS2]

I served my time in the army. Have you served any time in our military? When i served in vietnam, i've had bullets fly only inches from my head. Before you call me on my duty to my country, you better get your shit together.

[gicuviteza]

Lutz, are you aware now that vitnam war had nothing to do with vietnam ataking usa?

you kow the saying: fool me once, shame on you...

I guess you're geting fooled to many times.

[chickenfetusnarr]

the real problem is that the retarded politics of the nation is simultaneously dumbing down the population, and transforming our foreign and domestic policies into a childish race to nowhere between the dems and the GOP. they care not for the people, they just want to WIN. and its not that were afraid, our vision was just diverted. people are now more concerned over trivial bullshit like gay marriage and abortion, than more dire issues like poverty and renewable fuel sources.

[LutzfromPS2]

agreed, trivial things like tiger woods cheating on his wife over look things like this new stimulis package that is coming out. Has anyone even heard of the new stimulis package that is coming out? Whats going on with "Obama care?" Why are they not reporting on these things. Or perhaps when hillary clinton was showing the russians where our nuclear missile sites are and how much nukes we have. The only people covering these kind of things are conservative talk show hosts like michael savage.

[chickenfetusnarr]

conservative talk show hosts contribute to all of the bullshit as well though. glenn beck as a PRIME example

[LutzfromPS2]

As much of bullshit they are to you, they are the only ones reporting on it. Thats got to count for somethng.

[chickenfetusnarr]

regardless, they do more than simply report on things you claim only THEY report on. they fill the minds of the gullible with thoughts of fear and paranoia. they TEACH the fucking public to hate the left, when in fact everyone should be compromising and cooperating, though I wont say that the left is any better. both claim to want compromise, but in reality they just want to come out on top, they want the other side to agree with them 100%, neither wants to make the necessary sacrifices.

[chickenfetusnarr]

both sides are childish, both manage to lead astray your average moron, both only present THEIR side, and demonize the other and contribute to the foolishness that this country in waist deep in. this is UNDENIABLE.

[LutzfromPS2]

Thats what you would think logically, that i would hate the democrats. On the contrary, i hate no particular political group in general, im neutral. They all should compromise with one another, but they don't. They are all pig headed and full of themselves. If i had to choose a side, it would be conservatives. Because they stand on defending the constitution when the left and right violate it all the time.

[chickenfetusnarr]

Im neutral as well, yet I side with NO ONE. I'll acknowledge that there are certain issues that ONLY conservatives report on, but that is also the same case for many liberal reporters. I have less tolerance for many conservatives for their blatant hypocrisy though. they claim to defend the constitution more, yet they violate it just as much. at the same time, the liberals who believe people should be allowed to be burdens to society aggravate me just as much.

[7Killyaz7]

@LutzfromPS2 u think the president is the real power in a government?

[bobalicon1000]

@LutzfromPS2 maybe they are learning a little of civilization,,, you know ,, you can't go over the world killing people because you are strong,,, what kind of people you could be,,, an insane people.

[GILFHunter121]

HAhaha the bomb so big even our penis got smaller hahahaha classic :D

[deadbzrgun]

osma bin laden is the king of hide and seek

[0c10]

hahahaha!!!! this is the best

[extremepoof]

hilariosness

[gigwalnutz1]

I wish this idiot would give it up. He just sucks so bad!

[NorthCitySider]

Retarded Carlos Mencia. 9/11 was an inside job and we all know that. All this guy is is a racist and he's not even mexican. He's jsut a fucking poser and he's not very famous either. He has so amny performances and he's not famous, allh e focuses on is race and he steals jokes and lies. People arent laughing at his jokes, their laughing at HIM.

[CherokeeMaxx]

GAY FISH!!!

[MxCxanese]

Fuck all you haters!u just jealous that your not where hes at!!!i like both mencia and lopez!!!!so suck my dick bitches

[tripleaaa23]

hes just having fucn fun and entertaining us sht ...let jokes be jokes

[dabbabah]

car loss filthia,carlos mencia

bravo, u show americans that u r more american than them,

cheap sick stand up hate performer,

so ur brain dont have anything but sex and race jokes,which dont reflect truth,u r lower than insicts and animals,

laugh for a while,

maybe one day u regret and cry big time,i hope,amen

[will3792]

you fail, because he will never see this. lmao... wtf are you trying to accomplish?

[AgentFour]

The Enola Gay for the MFW

[charlieschapter]

cant beileve ,comments have turned in to full arguments .. bunch of knob jockeys

[imortal22]

Carlos Mencia is a fucking retarded fucking joke thief. Fuck you ass hole!

[ringmaster316ms]

so's dennis leary. and?

[imortal22]

who gives a fuck about Dennis Leary?

[ringmaster316ms]

a lot more people than care about carlos. and if you still wanna play that 'who cares about leary' card that you're using to try and mask the fact that your argument was negated, lets talk about robin williams

[imortal22]

No, I think what Im saying is that everyone who steals jokes is equally fucking retarded, But Carlos is so caught up in his own self delusion he especially deserves to be called out. Like Joe Rogan did with hilarious results.

[ringmaster316ms]

ok, so explain to me what makes carlos different from say, leary or williams. 'caught up in his own self-delusion'

what's that supposed to mean?

[imortal22]

they are not different at all, all three of them blow. I have no Idea why your trying to make this a racial issue.

He convinced himself that he came up with the material in question himself, self delusion

[ringmaster316ms]

why is it every time i try to have a discussion about the misdeeds of a non-white, sooner or later some schmuck comes alon and accuses me of trying to make it about race, even though race is almost always brought up by the other party?

i asked you what made carlos different because you think there's something about him that isn't true of every other joke thief in existence.

how yo know what carlos believes or doesn't believe is beyond me, but just because he tells us something doesnt mean

[ringmaster316ms]

he believes it. just like lopez telling us carlos stole 13 minutes of his material doesn't make it true. no one bothers to investigate this claim because they've already decided he did it.

'even though race is almost always brought up by the other party first?'

fixed

[TobyDustin]

yeah i agree its only a joke my god getting worked up over nothing just laugh with it

[BeastlyBren]

whoever is hushg2000 is a total dumb ass are you kidding me they are just jokes god bless the usa my ass

[MyChickenlover]

fuck u beastlybren

[frostbite1444]

war does not determine who is right, only who is left, if u dont know who said that, atleast tell me where I got it...i'll give yuh a hint, it starts with c and ends with 4

[frostbite1444]

err i dont like saying he's not funny, cuz he is. but he is reeeeaaly racist XD

[thebedsatonthecat1]

he tells jokes about every ethnicity.....lol

[ringmaster316ms]

if his jokes aren't funny, what's that say about the people he steals them from?

[imortal22]

It says they have something original to say, and funny or not it's their intellectual property...

[ringmaster316ms]

and the fact that they aren't defending their own jokes, letting that loudmouth fight what should be their battles also says that they either don't care, in which case rogan needs to shut the fuck up, or that they are simply cowards.

while im thinking about it, lopez claiming he counted 13 minutes of his material that carlos had stolen? until we get more than one joke, that he didn't himself steal from someone else, i call bullshit on that

[hushg2000]

Classic!!!! God bless the U.S!!!! The truth hurts!! You bombed our soldiers, we took your nation!!! You took our towers, WE TOOK the whole middle east and your leaders!! The truth hurts, but that's a sim ple summary of our history.

[ringmaster316ms]

'we blew up 2 of your buildings'

'yeah, well we blew up 2 of your countries'

[Gazzu19]

WOW I can't believe it, U.S. feels proud of bombing innocent lives, children and women.

Japan bombed the naval base, US bombed the civilians...hooray, go US! you should feel very proud.

how disgusting.

[BoneThugzNHarmony]

Exactly, Carlos Mencia is a complete moron in the aspect that his jokes aren't even relatively funny especially his jokes about the middle east and other foreign countries that have been in war with america he sounds like hes rallying up the troops, to get everyone to hate on the minority, why is he so proud to be an american? I have no clue.

[naretev]

it's just jokes, stop crying

[ringmaster316ms]

I laugh at them. your theory about them not being funny is apparently dead wrong

[houle520]

That's what happens in War....people die. Look up the definiton. More people would have died if we invaded Japan and the war was dragged out another 5 years or so. You have to be in it to win it and use whatever resources you have at your diposal.

[tailsthunder101]

Actually,the US intercepted radio transmissions staing that they were planing to surrender the bombing of Nagaski and Hiroshima was justified by the president himself becuase the japanese bombed pearl harnour.

[mofokraut]

@tailsthunder101 it is all cause and effect, "ye shall reap what ye sow", the US will get nuked one day and its people annilated and the gene pool decimated and history will begin all over again with a new government. scary thought but the Christian Bible says it's coming.

[7Killyaz7]

@mofokraut LOL yea the 2012 thing:P

[vladamirrrr]

@houle520 if you're trying to justify the nuclear bomb then you're a total idiot...

[monimstarfox]

@vladamirrrr

its either nuke them and bring an end to the war quickly

or send in a couple of million soldiers and draw it to the point were the entire Japanese civilian population was dead.

its not a matter of justifying the bombings its a matter of what ended the war has quickly has it did.

[SuperboyConnerKent]

@houle520 So the end justifies the means. Fucking americans....

[xxWOLFPACxx]

@houle520 If Russia would have "used all the resouces they had at their disposal" we wouldn't be here right now

[rbermea]

"That bomb was so big, even our penis got smaller!"

[ROMspam123]

lmao like hell

[deha24]

caaually its the Louse accent

[laram5]

"Louse?" You Mean, The Laos Accent? And... It Sounds Japanese To Me.... :P

[chi2boom]

Lmao! Love the accent.

[USMC4ever1775]

He got the truth-or um, excuse me- he got the joke right.

[anewmecali]

He messed up on the accent. That was the Korean accent.