Simon Cowell interview and lap - Top Gear - BBC

[DAVEizthebest1]

i agree

[Zlin0035]

Here shown are the 2 Biggest Cocks ever Created by Human kind!

[xLightznStuffx]

@anncathy *people

[23chilled]

I don't mind rich people but being rich and being a twat make you no better than anyone else. You will have no respect.

[messybluesboy371]

There's a similarity Simon has with Ramsay - He's a Truth machine

[Rucka4life1]

@samsung54369. Or you could still be the cunt in the picture. Look, I've probably seen the same videos and whatnot as you, and I formed my own opinion. I like him. You don't... I get that. If you can't accept that I like him, get over it

[azoozat]

jeremy likes everything english even if its shit , thats why i hate him sometimes

[toreto5000]

@azoozat what about the morris marina

[shredftw]

Gosh Simon loves to be arrogant

[anncathy]

i love these two, two of the meanest person in the world!!

[Wedge4Life]

@anncathy there is a difference between being jokingly mean and being a genuinely mean piece of shit.... I look at someone like simon cowel.. i really wonder what this guy has ever personally accomplished, I only know him by how he acts and talks and I see a guy who's soul is dogshit

[friendofsgran]

Simon Cowell = The man who is killing music

[luis61961944]

@friendofsgran hmm no

[aFullMoonKiss]

o_o...i've just realised that my dad lookS ALOT like simon...except with less hair and fit bod...

BEING BRITISH HAS NEVER MADE ME AS PROUD RIGHT NOW >_< thankyou commentars~

[xthelastsong]

I love all the British love in the comments! <3

[ledzeprulz1234]

damn, and I thought simon cowell was tall O_O

[Janusha]

If this was an american show presenters would be fired for language like this and references in jokes that some audience might not get. everything is scripted to death and family safe over there.

[MacGyver920]

The other Simon Cowell interview:

/watch?v=AIuhLCGZR0Q&feature=r­elmfu

[ashleybynes]

A friendly face from the country that gave you friendly fire. LOL

[beebeeice]

That was the only time I have ever seen Simon Cowell so happy XD

[anneforscrew]

GeoOoo7 and laistar: Then you havnt hear the danish.. but you sure dont understand a word! =p

[TheCleopatralove]

SIMON COWELL YOU ARE THE BEST CLEVER MAN IN THE WORLD THE #1 TOP PRODUCER SIMON COWELL CAME TO USA TO FIND STAR HERE WE LOVE HIM AND HE ALLWAYS FIND THE BEST SINGERS

[58gig1]

It's impossible to look at this video without thinking the word "PRICK" when u see Simon. cowell after the lap !!!

[Flatine1]

jay kay is a douch glad he beat him

[TheDoctorMcGuinness1]

OMG Simon Cowell was one fat ugly son of a bitch Lol

[colinsilver105]

Simon claps like a girl.

[mystikr]

Hi guys. I know it has nothing to do with the video but can you tell me what is the accent of Simon cowell and what is the accent of Jeremy clarkson ? They sound different to me and as a frenchman I find english accents very interesting. I think simon Cowell' accent is easier to understand.

[valarmanwe]

@mystikr S. Cowell is a Londoner. Jeremy is - I think - from Doncaster, South Yorkshire, the poor buggers !

[cenko5555]

Simon is a douche bag

[dbr712]

I love how he disses the Phantom, and now a few years later, he owns like 5 of them.

[misssgenoise]

i love simon he is the best

[valarmanwe]

@misssgenoise I`ll wager you don`t love Simon as much as Simon loves Simon !

[misssgenoise]

i love simon

[Jesse22H]

wow, he looks and sounds different on american idol...

this was a pretty funny video haha

[dabestofdabest2020]

the owlz will find you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaMrDamo]

Fiat Multipla has Gangrene and The Mumps

[SuperBOREDperson10]

hey simon nice tits

[Rucka4life1]

Haha Simon is so awesome. Can't wait till the x-factor comes to us with him

[samsung54369]

@Rucka4life1 your completely wrong, siomon cowell is a massive cunt and i fell soryy for you that you dont realize that

[SaulaFan11]

he claped like Paula xD

[B0g0ev]

It was true in the student book of English language that their humor is kinda hard to understand, but hell it makes me laugh... all the audience, and Jeremy's actions.. yea, they REALLY are hilarious! :D

[codern]

Simon Cowell, i would wager has been the num. 1 problem with what has happened to music & its perpetuating problem in pop culture. He is a clever witty aggressive business man & a musicians...or rather...an "Artist's" worst nightmare. If you peal back his veneer of intelligence & civility, for what he has done to mainstream culture, he should be looked at as a criminal & a parasite who is undeserving of his fortunes

[nehasinghal21]

@codern Completely agree

[laistar]

man the British have the best sense of humor.

[NightbringerMinion]

@laistar English and British are not the same.

[juffurey]

@laistar sarcasm is universal

[wfcsports]

@laistar yehh :D yeh we do

where you from

[QRF11B]

@laistar Yea they must have the best sense of humor because they still have a doughty old sandbag who wears an upside down flowerpot on her head and calls herself a queen.

God must have a sense of humor...he created england.

[juancarlosspartan]

Lol WANKER! 5:18

[The8347135]

3:59 Keith Moon reference

[najadetwo]

Lol, Jeremy Clarkson and Simon Cowell brought together. Couldn't be any better.

[FTSK100]

he seems very short in this

[xXdarkStarXx11]

is it jsut me or does simon sound a bit..different?

[xXdarkStarXx11]

@xXdarkStarXx11 just*

[DorkVader26]

@xXdarkStarXx11 he's died his hair.

[GameTrailersTheater]

I love this video, two British people arguing like that, I am always fascinated by the words they say.

[backdraftt]

And then Simon bought Rolls Royce and said that 5th gear recommended it)) arse

[xxMeGaRateDxx]

Simon's face at 2:02 lol

[KarboNDmx]

Has simon lost weight since this ?

[dingpuii2802]

everybody loves to hate simon......love him...:)

[MrDavemon]

Simon pre surgery

[mrdragking13]

two crabs going at it lol

[blurpboyz]

Simon meet his match

[SOfannn]

Simon Cowell is genius! I don't get it why people don't like opinionated people? I like Simon because he tells it like it is. Oh and he is sexy

[potsiiscool]

@SOfannn deluded much?

[cssful]

"SHUT UP!!" lolled so haard:DD

[bigpoppapumps09]

he got top twice :)

[1091Floyd21]

That BMW looks great

[1091Floyd21]

It's clearly not a herse!!

[the06bug]

@1091Floyd21 Right. It'd have to be about 20 feet longer.

[Dzastynas]

Those who say shit on cowell are idiots because hes a true genius. There are no idiots having so freaking much money. He took advantage of stupid people but that doesnt make him stupid. Listen to him speaking. He always has something to say, no "ummm..." or "ammm...". Maybe hes a cynic but hes a genius.

[thejuanna1]

COWELL IS A CLOSET FAGGOT ILLUMINATI PUPPET

[face999]

Close your legs Cowell. You're balls ain't that big buy you obviously think so.Also, you have awfuil dress sense. Light cooured jeans with business black work shores? Who dresses you matey? You're mum?

[YXYDanteYXY]

I know Simon Cowell only because of Weebl...

WTF!

[freddiestar]

simon cowell=mediocrity personified

[freddiestar]

simon cowell=mediocrity personified

[Jakeypoo70]

whadda bit ch

[Jakeypoo70]

whadda bit ch

[sherryillk]

Septic? We're being called septic over there?!

[michaelstanger]

He's arrogant but he just backed it up.

[sam888ization]

Many of you dislike Simon because he is smart and opinionated .... and most of the time his opinion is right .... and many people cannot handle that, especially in America where they never get used to English humor and smart comments, compare to their slapstick humor.

jimmyzulu ... not with you.

[benmullan84]

I can't open this vids in iPhone safari browser. Pls help..

[Ryuurik]

@benmullan84 You deserve it, apple-fag

[jimmyzulu]

Look what the cat sicked up, its Simon Cowel, more like Simon Coward. How can he even be on this program, it's completely unethical for his career development and social justice in general? Who's with me?

[Ryuurik]

@jimmyzulu You just can't accept another person's bold opinion. How about you grow up.

[OfficialBenji]

simon sounds like an idiot when hes next to clarkson lol!

[guitarer09]

I wonder if Simon is/was married?

One would think with the way he is, the preterite tense would better fit him.

[1091Floyd21]

Why are u saying he'd be better off married??

[guitarer09]

@1091Floyd21 I'm not.

[Bobbylickingood]

Simon Cowell has a trademark clap.

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

4:06 - LOL! OWNED! he had NO response!

[SpidermanRun]

wow, they rip on americans, alot, haha

[Rache28]

I have to say I agree with most of what Simon says, because I hold the same beliefs too! I am Libran like him and he seems to say exactly what I'm thinking, ok, perhaps not always in the most diplomatic way, but people respect him for it!!

[910127]

I dunno why people hate the Maybach, lol. You guys do understand it's more spacious and possibly more luxurious than a Rolls? Lolz.

[GeoOoo7]

Brits are hilarious :D

no offense

[HapitokP]

@GeoOoo7 I know, they get away with more than we can over here in the US :P

[NightbringerMinion]

@GeoOoo7 English and British are not the same.

[icoopers]

I love when these two are together there's always a smart ass fight.

[lennic95]

It's funny how much these two's personalities clash, they are basically the same person ;)

[jrod8496]

come back to Idol show's gonna suck without Cowell

[maganashi]

One of the best I've seen, great back and forth.

[D4rkCh1ld]

What else would you expect of a Bugatti Veyron owner ;).

[fscp91]

he is funny!.... and sexy. hahaha

[TutorialMaster46]

Ahaha you gotta love simon cowell

[ruudiluca]

I like Simon Cowell, if I met him he would probably tell me to go away.

[cssful]

lol "Shut up!!!" XDDD

[scottsommers07]

whats a "herse"? (or whatever its spelled). 0:12

[CoLPluto]

@scottsommers07 that's the funeral car that carries the dead to the burial site.

[theokkrieger]

@scottsommers07 and it's a hearse

[craft713]

@scottsommers07

A hearse is car that transports your coffin after you have passed.

[whoami1177]

well whaddya know the asshol got the fastest

[robi2000]

Jeremy, why the long ugly face ?

[Shrijan]

Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson together is the funniest shit ever!

[MujahidKid]

"Your not on Tv because of your looks"

[robertola3]

@MujahidKid -- yeah right? was that a necessary way to make a point?, simon is the ultimate professional, number one millionarie dick ever

[Kosmin0000]

he say'd the truth rolls royce are ugly,,,and just their quenne(sry for that word) have one...(i'm don't asking why)

[MoGotMilk]

one likes to sit at the back of the car. one likes to drive the car. LMFAO

[henryhimoo]

he's still in the lead for a lot of seasons

[ransisua]

love this duo. same ego, same age, same nationality. perfect match. lol

[whowantsabighug]

The two biggest egos in television...

[sirfaryad1]

simon is epic

[armandosama]

Hahaha you're a human Maybach... that was smart :P

[d15craxx]

His chin looks like literally an ass

[TheCylom]

lmao

[InstinctiveFear]

I clicked on it because i thought he was gonna get a lap dance

[coolmann15wc]

Chris Bangle Made 55 Youtube accounts and clicked the dislike button!

[emotionsaside]

LOL this was priceless.. how smug he was at the end.

[unluckyjoy]

Simon Cowell is good judge

[ItsdHoff]

watch WHO'S THE STRONGER SEX on youtube now!!!

[bytebull]

thats a good tv host..... gracious and put on a great show. He did his job when most would have lost thier composure.

hats off to that host!

[mcSHTT]

hahaha fuckin simon...

[inturn23]

Simon Cowell is soo handsome.

[iheartsellyg]

dudess Simon looks familiar

i saw him somewhere just dont know

where ?-/P

[pedrohkrx1]

@iheartsellyg

American Idols, he's one of the judges

[iheartsellyg]

@pedrohkrx1

ohhh there u go :D

but wait....was he on Shrek 2 also

idk

[pedrohkrx1]

@iheartsellyg

I have no idea, I don't watch cartoons xP

[inturn23]

@iheartsellyg Maybe it was in your shower.

[Ryuurik]

I'M GONNA BE SO SMUG

i swear Simon browses FP

[Jussimania]

PWNED!

[jnthnbush]

I think Simon Cowell is a shrewd, exacting, driven and intelligent. People hate him for this, but he is correct 99% of the time; his opinion is less subjective and more objective than most people can handle.

[Ryuurik]

@jnthnbush This.

He just says what he thinks.

And i respect him for that.

[jnthnbush]

@Ryuurik true, but most people who do that say stupid shit.

[TheOink]

@jnthnbush

I have to agree with you completely :D

[robi2000]

@jnthnbush how about some objective exacting facts. I don't really dislike Simon at all, but lets be honest. How about this man creates something ? Then let others critique his work or art or music or design. Simon's opinion has often been meaningless, and sometimes it's been good to have when others won't be honest. People who creat things feel an amazing sense of accomplishment. Simon's type i'm afraid feel empty at the end of the day , even with more money than most have.

[robi2000]

.... because he doesn't do anything interesting. The creative people of the world bring us the things that critics like to talk about . Critics bring pettiness and jealousy while they show nothing of their own talent. Afraid of the critisism that they'd get from others like themselves ? sure they are.

[jnthnbush]

@robi2000 your comment is confounded. But speaking to the point of feeling empty; he attacks anyone who supposes their creation to be heart felt, while he knows these creations are without a true emotional connection and resulting to be worthless and talentless. He is able to identify not just talent but the necessary human to heart connection with the audience needed for something to be successful and meaningful.

[robi2000]

As i watch these guys i'm reminded of an old saying: 'Conceit is gods gift to little men'

[jnthnbush]

@robi2000 I had to look up the word Conceit and the quote to understand the meaning. I still had questions about the relevance and true meaning of this quote; however after re-reading your comments, I see that you are supposing they are little men, in the Napoleonic sense and the gift from God is more of a curse. If not please explain.

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

@jnthnbush since when taste is objective? taste by itself is subjective. Being right on something that is subjective and liked by one is obvious not smart.

[jnthnbush]

@tsuikjoshiomatsu I think taste is more objective than subjective.  Since, you can refer to other people's taste and comment on their level of taste.

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

@jnthnbush Being objective on your subjective directions is being subjective.

If taste were objective, then you couldn't dislike anything that is liked by others of any group or "level of taste".

If i hated American cars i couldn't criticize them on their level of taste, because I'm subjective, i dislike and like different things. Look at the discussion on this video about two cars. Look at your comment, you like what Simon says because you agree with Simon, that's subjective criticism.

[jnthnbush]

@tsuikjoshiomatsu stop, you made my brain hurt.

[ominestforcast]

@jnthnbush Why? You say you are smart, and where is you PERFECT grammar at?

[cowbellmooh]

@jnthnbush he is also an ASSHOLE, add that in your list

[jnthnbush]

he said the second car was down with the syndrome

[sjpc33]

he's gay

[A1ll9e5n]

Shit he beat Jay Kay!!!

[rachyeahi]

lmao I don't know 1 thing about cars and I can't stand Simon

but this is hilarious xD

[edgarreyes14]

@TechCat347 Not evryone talks like that in America, only poor black people or Wiggers , people who try to act 'Black " if that maked sense

[ChristianEvolution]

celebs can not drive.

[ahaha3alaxxemak]

THE PEOPLE ARE JUST GONNA BE STANDING ALL THE SHOW ???

[dessan18]

@ahaha3alaxxemak yeah, I don't want to be a member of the audience if that's the case:)

[katzenrubbl0r]

@ahaha3alaxxemak I would swim in a pool filled with piss the whole time just to be in that show

[imlameuknw]

@katzenrubbl0r ohh.. issit hard to be on that show live?

[katzenrubbl0r]

@imlameuknw I think the waiting list is approx. 20 years (seriously.)

[imlameuknw]

@katzenrubbl0r my god.. thats very long waiting list!

[IceLikeMine]

@ahaha3alaxxemak

its a british car show, what do you expect

[AsheleeDurg]

@ahaha3alaxxemak yea..thats what they've done for years.... O.o

[Hussam83]

@flicked1969 Well now qatar airways' first class service is the best in the world, especially for the VIPs