Gauss Gun Ultra Kills!

[MrSoad97]

you recorded this with your poo?

[cisciarptehrial]

@MrSoad97 if this poo have a device you can record with, well, this is the poo I used

[jeff63355]

gauss gun is powerful gun but its hard to accurate it...



[sandormate]

half-life the best game forever

[cisciarptehrial]

@sandormate underlined 4 times.

Before this I remember I was angry at HL because thinking it was a copy of Gunman Chronicles.

Then I discovered that HL was the real one :D

[cisciarptehrial]

@Svenkong3 don't tell anything to anyone: this is the first step for the total control in the world by SkyNet.

"The video went available online 4 years ago..."

[supermaletperson]

If I had a video for every pixel in this dollar, I would have 1 pixel.

[cisciarptehrial]

@supermaletperson its like a recursive... dollar

[visiousgodofwar]

@supermaletperson the fuck?

[bjaesis]

sounds like VENGA BOYS :D

[cisciarptehrial]

@bjaesis A real valuer! respect to others you gave the right reason immediatly :D

[spiderjerusalem100]

God awful music and even worse video quality.

This is awesome!

[cisciarptehrial]

@spiderjerusalem100

comments about this comment:

it started well, it's finished better!!!

[fuckyabob1]

BEST QUALITY ON YOUTUBE !  lol joke just rec better next time

[cisciarptehrial]

@fuckyabob1 SSSHURE I WILL REC BETTER!

But now I play rarely "Gordon Freeman's adventure version 1"

[mensudcs]

0x0 is quality :(

[cisciarptehrial]

@mensudcs You misspelled your own message.

The original was: "0x0 is THE quality :D"

[4moSuka]

noob

[cisciarptehrial]

@4moSuka n.o.o.b.: nine ou ou buyers => 900 buyers => I'm rich

[MrSoad97]

@4moSuka u mad?

[aVoXchannel]

1080p :O

[cisciarptehrial]

@aVoXchannel

1080dpi / 1000awsmnss => This movie has 1,08 dpi along on his awesomeness, that's why it has bad quality

[a6bIpBaJIr]

СРОЧНО НАХУЙ! ПОЖАЛУЙСТА СКАЖИ НАЗВАНИЕ ТРЕКА! Я его слышал лет 12 назад, там туууууу туууу дальше будет?

[cisciarptehrial]

@a6bIpBaJIr

The answer is... NO!!! I never watched Avatar!!

[uliksus]

@cisciarptehrial he ask name of song

[xbreedofevilx]

@a6bIpBaJIr Drosselmeyer is a crazy frog... В поиск в Youtube вбей.

[a6bIpBaJIr]

@xbreedofevilx не, это ремикс левый и дерьмовый , нащел оригинал watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw спасибо тебе, тащился от него, когда мне было лет 10, да и щас заводит.

[cisciarptehrial]

@a6bIpBaJIr Pennac (ремикс) is a good writer, I agree

[cisciarptehrial]

@a6bIpBaJIr Just traducted!! it's almost a year I've put comic baloons at the end of the video with the link to the song and other useful info :)

[cisciarptehrial]

@cisciarptehrial not "traducted" but "translated"

[MrKalin1234]

3D it''s 3D

[Stalkerthegame]

Love the game!

don't care that it is old!

[Stalkerthegame]

What game?

Is it Half Life?

[cisciarptehrial]

@Stalkerthegame that's right, the old half-life

[starter656]

how many people got here from a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. vid?

[cisciarptehrial]

@starter656 at least 5414 peoples :)

[cisciarptehrial]

@starter656 at least 5414 peoples, this video is most popular in Russia : )

[shendritgashi]

nice quality HD

[Pyr0727]

I think my eyes started bleeding of the Mega Awesome quality of the video :D

[Daencker]

The Venga bus is comin' & everybody's jumpin',

tralala...

We like to party!

[Skykid1234]

my eyesssssssssss

[LittleChicken117]

Best sound quality ever made and best video quuslity, wow, really, ive never seen tthis bad quality ever

[cisciarptehrial]

@LittleChicken117

Noone noticed it: Youtube for his 5th birthday added an option to upload videos in Low Definition (along on an ASCII ART Mode). I preferred the first.

[Borzekes]

watch it in LD

[cisciarptehrial]

@Borzekes You could try with ASCII ART mode!

[Aceb93]

LOLWUT OSSIM QUALITY I LOVE IT

[Emelljee]

I couldn't make this video worse if I tried copying it with hypercam and then uploading it to youtube with no HQ options, also adding a blur affect to it in WMM.

[cisciarptehrial]

@Emelljee

Most youtube users with a lot of good willpower never reached your objective!

[60bx]

que mierda es eso

[someguy827]

DEAR GOD....was this video uploaded when this game came out? That music and this video quality time line this video so bad I swear I'm looking into the past through a video time machine o_O

[cisciarptehrial]

@someguy827 This is an awesome video, isnt it?

[Asholibus]

Why would you even upload such crap?

*Thumbs down +1*

It's at 96 now...

[cisciarptehrial]

@Asholibus thumbs up

[wowsux97]

What did you use to record this? the quality is fucking awesome.

[TetrisLock]

Agreed, this is better than any fraps crap

[MaxThePeach]

oha... the quality is really... chellanging^^

and since when is it an ultra-kill or something, when you die between some frags? o_O

I think I have an answer for that... thing^^

[cisciarptehrial]

That represent (ed) a typical game; that time I was very lucky: on a lag free server with 11 player with timeleft almost at the end I killed at least one time all the players (I wonder I remember all those particular)!

My deaths represent obstacles to reach the first place in so little time and this gived an unusual challenge to that game.

The good thing is that at the end I was on the first position! :D

[roryos]

What resolution was this recorded at??? DAMN!!!!

[Alexander470815]

100*converted and played on 640x480

[cisciarptehrial]

- "Oh wait! I got an idea! ... Rooy, Rooy!"

...

- "Yeess!"

- "There's a gentleman here who wants to know something about compressed movies!"

- "Ooh!"

[Luigitoon]

At least someone thinks it's a good comment...

[cisciarptehrial]

Three internet users, for being precise :D

[TheDarkness2112]

MY FUCK THAT'S GOOD QUALITY!

[cisciarptehrial]

92, I say, nientytwo votes means something to me : )

[MaxThePeach]

@cisciarptehrial

lol, yea, over 90 votes with a result of 2 stars^^

[cisciarptehrial]

those are little particulars :D

[Luigitoon]

What the hell is that???? I'm losing my time

[cisciarptehrial]

ok, mr I GotSomethingToDo

[pr0Cumsh0ter]

frags = 0

video quality = 0

rate : 0

[cisciarptehrial]

Rate ":O" means phenomenal :)

[SlyFoxU]

wow, nice quality mate. 1 star for you :*

[cisciarptehrial]

I help users to download movies immediatly, just that

[TommyG1337]

Well you made it with motorola's movie maker, that just shows, that motorola sucks :)

[cisciarptehrial]

That's true! Right now since so much time I can't remember I've got a Nokia in my pocket

[clintontt]

You're copping it so badlt for this video.

I like it, it made me lol.

[cisciarptehrial]

"Buona fortuna!"

[DFDEAgle47]

You should have definitely used fraps instead of your phone, we can't see much.

[cisciarptehrial]

I'm anticonformist

[Cooper25000]

did you record this with a sega?

[cisciarptehrial]

with something better: a motorola phone.

check out the end to discover the series number and whre I've bought it  : )

[sw33tforward]

btw its not a guass gun its a laser weapon doesnt really have a name

[Digitdood2]

the real name for it is the Tau Cannon

confirmed in HL2

[xbenas]

LOLS it's a TAO GUN

[fruitypeebils]

cant see anything

[Ojadobpk]

Dude delete this video, its useless now because people cant see any fucking DOT!!!

[cisciarptehrial]

my video is useless? then a big part of youtube is useless :D

[beep813]

omg stupid vid get half life 2 and a good record system like fraps... gee... bad quality...

[cisciarptehrial]

Are you enough cool to comment this video?

[dasani991]

Best quality ever. no im seris! its perfect! its such low quality, with such high fps, its gouging my eye sockets with awsomnezz !!11one!!!24!111

[cisciarptehrial]

Who told this youtube user I have the greatest video in the world?

[dasani991]

Jesus.... =3

[sweet10122]

Wow this video is so bad i can cry!

[cisciarptehrial]

Oooh! Thank you sweety for you sweet comment! =D

[faku37576200]

qe buggg xD

[cisciarptehrial]

no glitch in my videos = /

[locosauce22]

che la onda es hacerlos seguidos XD XD XD XD XD

[cisciarptehrial]

waves follow each other only in seas :(

[xEn1gMaGh0sTxFilms]

my eyes had an orgasm of such AWESOME quality :D

[cisciarptehrial]

"Noone's exagerated / noone's exagerated like you!"

[xEn1gMaGh0sTxFilms]

lol, hopefully you did not get offended by that, it was a joke :|.

[motaman09]

ahahahahahahahahaha

[cisciarptehrial]

@xEn1gMaGh0sTxFilms

That remember me the Metallica song: "The Day that never comes"!

"THIS I SWEAR! THIS I SWEAR! THIS! I ! SWEEEEEEAAAAAAARR!"

[federico1616]

nOOb

[cisciarptehrial]

... and proud to be!

[ArtenHL1DM]

venga boys xD

[cisciarptehrial]

Six Flags!

[motaman09]

mmmm

asshole

you are soo stupid!!!!

[cisciarptehrial]

ooh thanks!

stay tuned for more videos about it then!

[nevers123]

best quality in the worl =D

[toshkabg3]

Guys, i know many good players in this game..

stats like 100 / 0 on crossfire

players 15/15. >.>

[cisciarptehrial]

Which stast? Which server? Which?

[quadrazid]

omg that weapon is powerful :O , nice quality and cool music 5/5

keep it up bro

[cisciarptehrial]

You're amazing, guys! :D

[FUFEbeginner]

Learn how to use gauss weapon , lol !

[cisciarptehrial]

For you, and only for you I will upload a better movie (in an undefinied future) of my wonders with the Gauss Gun in HL!

[FUFEbeginner]

Yeah , but that gauss kils know evry noob today . Sure than you can play much better ! (im not so good in english) see ya !

[motaman09]

`ppppppppppppgffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffff

[cisciarptehrial]

You have to talk not while you are eating =\

[suhanc47]

haha, good music!!!

[maximilli111]

the video quality isnt that good :S

[KoRnFreak2K]

wow nice newby xD

try to jump trough the map without any bots and make a new vid =P

[pogogo51]

well, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, he used secondary gauss fire, dude.

[cisciarptehrial]

I feel like you are sad 'cause you lose your masculinity XD lol

[Cooper25000]

???

[calinbest]

Lololololololololol fake.its sucks all

[RSZeCke]

hhahahaah fucking noob want to play me 1on1 hldm/ag fucking cocksucker?

[cisciarptehrial]

No, I have no time to kiddie play. :)

[RSZeCke]

you suck like hell you idiot with you fuck music

[Heissenfaust]

es el video mas horrendo que he visto...lo q le gusta KOF, ese tipo de calidad y musica

[Nublero]

q feo tu video

[Tealtauren]

You can't count all thoes kills as legit! You died! This is madness!!!

[cisciarptehrial]

I bet you to find here on YTube AT LEAST another HL1 frag video with the main player dead scene!

In this video I'm showing you I'm not the perfectness but nor a bad player!

However, about the frag count, it's only the final result of the server's game (with only a death :D )!

[TeMpi]

But, you are a bad player. Very very bad.

[cisciarptehrial]

Thank you, but you should write constructive comments in order to support your thesis :)

[TeMpi]

it really isn't worth my time but, your only angle of jumping with the gauss is straight up in the air. This is the video you chose to upload so I can only assume it's you at your very best. It's just not that great. Watch a video of garpy playing.

[cisciarptehrial]

I really appreciated your comment because it's not just sincere but helpful and useful.

I admit the title makes suppose other things but this video isn't my best use of the GaussGun.

I know they exist and I really enjoy other yt vids about HL deathmatch.

Last, this video was only a upload test as is my first video published on my channel.

So watch out for other in the HL series!

Thanks for commenting! =D

[NiNm62]

Madness??

[cisciarptehrial]

Spurta or something

[NiNm62]

you gotta answer THIS IS SPARTA on this. man its a quote. either answer or dont, but dont thumb down if you dont even know what i mean.

thanks

[hithisismyname]

Madness/Sparta is old, overused and unfunny.

[NiNm62]

well overused yes, but not by me, and unfunny, not at all.

actually things like LOL are overused and were never needed in any possible way. i dont even care if someone laughs in the first place (if he has no message apart from that) and also most idiots use lol when they grin, when they laugh its atleast a rofl and when they actually had a reason to laugh LOUDly there isnt even a phrase they could use.

compared to lol, sparta had an actual use, because it was funny, even if that's changed

[cisciarptehrial]

"ReadNothing" (TM)

[L337Force92]

sound and audio quality owns xP

but nice frags

[DaRkZitODaZk]

watch?v=jiX_cqkSPnQ

[Eonizer]

Nice but the Graphics lol.

[DaRkZitODaZk]

wtf__ noob

[R3AktoRMacedonia]

Hehh

[R3AktoRMacedonia]

You recorded yourself with phone?????

[cisciarptehrial]

:D Yeah, I used a "Movie Maker" developed for my phone, so the entire movie quality is ruined!

[1Ekollon]

use fraps or something next time ;), and ure pretty good

[acheing123]

lke the music... it's a good video but...no effence but try to work on  the quallity a little...i could hardly see what you were doing...but still good vid! 5/5

[cisciarptehrial]

Yeah, sorry about the quality of the video, it's the first I've uploaded here! I considered it as a upload test...

I'm glad you liked the vid so much (and the music too)! :D

[RockmanHL]

A eso le llamas ultra kills .ajajaja ..noob..mejor estan los mios

[cisciarptehrial]

lolol, I'm better than you think ;D

[Cripper97]

Haaha .. i can make you 5 times better with one session bro .. anyone in HL that has steam add me

nick29 .. peace

[cisciarptehrial]

lolol, you've just launched a challenge glove

[Craft2299]

lol, its just so funny now ^^

[cisciarptehrial]

Someone who likes the music lol :D

[cisciarptehrial]

Isn't this music funny? :D

[vc1i4]

all the video is based on quality, i cant see a thing sorry

[Nick98Z28]

best game ever

[cisciarptehrial]

A message to all the user:

SORRY! SORRY FOR THE QUALITY OF THIS VIDEO!