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stretches in order: 1) 0:14 the hesitant scarecrow 2) 0:17 the groin blaster 3) 0:21 the white elephant 4) 0:23 the fleshy pretzel 5) 0:26 single and proud 6) 0:29 the angry pointer 7) 0:32 the vulnerable sloth 8) 0:37 the questionable pencil 9) 0:38 the unforgiving indian 10) 0:47 the graceful policeman 11) 0:51 the proud peacock 12) 0:54 the screaming hippo 13) 0:56 the flustered flamingo 14) 1:05 MEGA GROIN BLASTER
Groinblaster, White Elephant, Fleshy pretzel, Single and Proud, Angry Pointer, Vulnerable sloth, Questionable pencil, Unforgiving Indian, Graceful Policeman, Proud peacock, Screaming hippo, Flustered Flamingo, MEGA groinblaster. If you want to know what the hell I just typed, look at Chad's laptop throughout the video.
@MarshBrik It's the actual moves he's doing from p90x. Contrary to popular belief, Jack did NOT invent yoga. He did however invent broga, which is what you see in the above video.
hesitant scarecrow, groinblaster, white elephant, fleshy pretzel, single and proud, angry pointer, vulnerable sloth, questionable pencil, unforgiving indian, graceful policeman, proud peacock, screaming hippo, flustered flamingo, mega-groinblaster.... all the yoga moves you need to know
Come join in the Yoga part of BRO90X where we have positions like the: HESITANT SCARECROW! GROINBLASTER! WHITE ELEPHANT! FLESHY PRETZEL! SINGLE AND PROUD! ANGRY POINTER! VULNERABLE SLOTH! QUESTIONABLE PENCIL! UNFORGIVING INDIAN! GRACEFUL POLICEMAN! PROUD PEACOCK! SCREAMING HIPPO! FLUSTERED FALMINGO! MEGA GROINBLASTER! And many more!
white elephant, fleshy pretzel, single and proud, angry pointer, vulnerable slot, questionable pencil, unforgiving indian, graceful policeman, proud peacock, screaming hippo, flustered flamingo are some popular yoga moves, just look on the screen
groinblaster white elephant fleshy pretzel single and proud angry pointer vulnerable sloth questionable pencil unforgiving indian graceful policeman proud peacock screaming hippo flustered flamingo mega groinblaster practice these everyday for a happier healthier you
creeper face at 0:30 on the laptop
bigboobiebitches75 7 hours ago
Dear Chad, You are my hero.
jamcky13 1 day ago
This is really awkward watching with your mom next to you :/
xShadlesx 2 days ago in playlist CHAD
Gerard approves
DinosaurProductions4 2 days ago
"Our next move is the Mega Groin Blaster!"
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
allyabee 4 days ago
"why must you bombard me with all your questions?!"
009mzblue 4 days ago
doglover7890 5 days ago
K, byeee! :D
doglover7890 5 days ago
I think of this video every single time I do yoga.
allamericanginger 6 days ago
If you guys hadn't noticed....
READ ALL THE NAMES OF THE YOGA MOVES ON THE LAPTOP SCREEN!
Funny as hell LMAO
Feathertailforever 1 week ago
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JamesZapfelPoetry 1 week ago
TIPICAL CHAD!
TimmyTookOverCanada 1 week ago
Shut Up Dennis¡¡¡¡¡
SteveBrodmann 1 week ago
Where'd that gun come from? It comes with all questions.
nachos908283 1 week ago
Chad is the best!
MerikBryce 1 week ago
Bat man logo? REALLY?!?!?!
Funkat998 1 week ago
"Shut up Dennis." I nearly Shat myself.
methos132 1 week ago
Not yoga. BROGA.
FrancisMenace 1 week ago 2
"IS HE GONE"
"yep"
"excellent, now our next move is the mega groinblaster"
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
KassyRox1005 1 week ago 2
my balls are ichy
Bysentenial 2 weeks ago
Shut up, Denis!
americanpsycho93 2 weeks ago
now the mega groinblaster...uuuuuuuuuuuuuughhghhghggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
best awesome sauce ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SimonsAwesomeVideos 2 weeks ago
Why do I feel gay?
azzaz100 2 weeks ago
just watch the screen on the laptop...its rlly funny
Dancingvermonter 2 weeks ago
Brb, MEGA GROINBLASTER TIME. ty
Galestork 2 weeks ago
Chad doesn't do yoga, he does BROga!
kirkman667 2 weeks ago
I'm surprised Jack actually reads the comments posted on his videos-- rare for a YouTube celebrity
HoBoMoBob 2 weeks ago
rotflmao
ShadowTheHedgehog928 3 weeks ago
i also talk with my laptop
airidas5 4 weeks ago
i didn't wanna click on it at first because of the thumbnail
arifelsen 4 weeks ago
SHUT UP DENNIS
emzluvsyaall 1 month ago 48
Wait... The groinblaster is the gun in his FPS Russia parody! Lol
BorrisTheLegoDude 1 month ago
the names on the screen KILLED ME!
and one of them, he's shoving his foot into his mouth.
and also, the creeper face right after.
skittles1341 1 month ago in playlist CHAD
lol
RAYrayyy31 1 month ago
tos awsom gay
MrSethsiPodz 1 month ago
hahahahaha the names of the positions on the laptop screen XD
purplebookbanjolion 1 month ago
Their quality has really went down hill. Not a funny thing about it. It actually sucked.
Crazson34 1 month ago
the gunshot scared the shit out of me
musicluvr157 1 month ago 62
i miss the old jacksfilms
dfaiola18 1 month ago
Poor Dennis~always being shot at or being told to shut up
ArnessaKitten 1 month ago
christ, where'd that gun come from? always with the questions dennis.
neontrees3400 1 month ago
ALWAYS WITH THE QUESTIONS DENNIS..
TheKamillaShow 1 month ago
What did I just watch?....
CrazyBubbleMonkey 1 month ago
Five the's that means five chugs!
hailbopthecomet 1 month ago
Gunshot scarred the SHIT outta me!
Emlis16 1 month ago
We had to do the mega groin blaster in gym class
zachyeah13 1 month ago
SHUT UP DENNIS!!!!!
bubbadoodle64 1 month ago
mega groin BLASTA
AnimeGamerGirl97 1 month ago
gay
MrDouchebagtv 1 month ago
keep doin this stuff. Cool and funny XD
AcePugnoDiFuoco 1 month ago
Your Chad voice reminds me of LittleKuribo's voice for Setto Kaiba.
Bartholomule01 2 months ago 2
N3XTDOORn00bs 2 months ago
Manly Yoga is Childing.
Good thing im a child.
DBZandIZfangirl 2 months ago
0:56 for fail comment
-.-
BeBeAyumiReturns 2 months ago
0:57 OH SHII-
BeBeAyumiReturns 2 months ago
@chrisljohnson92 But the question is, was it a STRETCH goal?
Yep, I'm a loser...
asparagusoffice 2 months ago
He bled from the wrong side.
GB0tr 2 months ago
Groinblaster, White Elephant, Fleshy pretzel, Single and Proud, Angry Pointer, Vulnerable sloth, Questionable pencil, Unforgiving Indian, Graceful Policeman, Proud peacock, Screaming hippo, Flustered Flamingo, MEGA groinblaster. If you want to know what the hell I just typed, look at Chad's laptop throughout the video.
ladylovegood694 2 months ago
Single and proud! hahah :D you are a genius, jack!
MillyMelanie 2 months ago
you need to do a video naked. thanks!
loveposey28 2 months ago
Kay byyyyyyyeeeee!
Hediabc 2 months ago
So much eye candy.
Gamescook 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
shut up dennis.
Emberfrost7 2 months ago
i love the screaming hippo with the gun (0:54)
Ingibjorg97 2 months ago
My favorite move was the Fleshy Pretzel
Meganoob46 2 months ago
I used to bombard Chad with questions, then i took an arrow to the knee
TheWiseman97 2 months ago
still not as gay as twilight
MrPodaky 2 months ago
always with the questions DENNIS! :< hahahaha =^.^=
YumTum77 2 months ago
mega groin blasterhnnnngh
msraspberrypie 2 months ago
beelebuz
itsCecePerez 2 months ago
0:36
What is onscreen Chad do-OHGOD
SadisticOranges 3 months ago
Esse cara está até parecendo com o Kaká! huauhauha
rafaeltrtr 3 months ago
yey, 32 secs, took u years to do this but u finaly did, maybe speados next time lol
136miles 3 months ago
0:36....um why is your head bobbing ?
svenlivingston777 3 months ago
The names of the yoga positions were the funniest part :)
x13xYANKEESx 3 months ago
look at the name of all these moves lol
TheYoshi909 3 months ago
Why does this remind me of TomSka....
SuperRollyTrolly 3 months ago
I see what you did there Jack:
Warrior Two, Table, Glute Stretch, Upward Dog, Boat, Happy Baby, Seated Two-Leg Hamstring Stretch, Seated Spinal Stretch, Royal Dancer (with a gun!), Tree, Reverse Warrior (with a gun!), Warrior Three (with a gun!), Cobbler Pose.
I win Jack. I win.
chrisljohnson92 3 months ago 272
@chrisljohnson92 Oh my god. Yes. YES. P90XXXXXXX
jacksfilms 3 months ago 232
@jacksfilms where can i get a copy of BRO90X?
iMaxmain 3 months ago
@jacksfilms
wats the name of the song at the end! its awesome!!
SupaL33tKillar 3 months ago
@SupaL33tKillar its called a beiber chrismas
iMaxmain 3 months ago
@jacksfilms Hehe 100th like >:D
thexgem 2 months ago
@jacksfilms SHUT UP DENNIS
And yes P90X
Shakai 1 month ago
@jacksfilms
jack, use my picture for your grammar sucks 24,
i posted it to your facebook page.
my name is David Chandler.
XKDUBSTEP 3 weeks ago
@chrisljohnson92
I see what you did there Chad:
Hesitant Scarecrow, White Elephant, Fleshy Pretzel, Single and Proud, Angry Pointer, Vulnerable Sloth, Questionable Pencil, Unforgiving Indian, Graceful Policeman (with a gun!), Proud Peacock, Screaming Hippo (with a gun!), Flustered Flamingo (with a gun!), Mega-Groinblaster.
I win Chad. I win.
mypntsonfire 3 months ago 2
@chrisljohnson92 dude where's the unfogiving indian
pointysword2 2 months ago
@chrisljohnson92 You missed the groinblaster and megagroinblaster!
Layorannay 2 months ago
@chrisljohnson92 What?
MyScorpion42 2 months ago
@chrisljohnson92 great now can u tell me what it means
MarshBrik 2 months ago
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chrisljohnson92 2 months ago
@MarshBrik It's the actual moves he's doing from p90x. Contrary to popular belief, Jack did NOT invent yoga. He did however invent broga, which is what you see in the above video.
chrisljohnson92 2 months ago
@chrisljohnson92 you are a f*cking genious!
MillyMelanie 2 months ago
@chrisljohnson92 I dont get it lol. Whats the significance in what your saying?
Y0Dawg9000 2 months ago
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NikaraKeehl 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@chrisljohnson92 i don't see what he did o.o
souleaterxstein 2 months ago
@souleaterxstein He's doing the same moves from p90x.
raijaronchoi 2 months ago
@chrisljohnson92 I don't get it. Explain?
CrystalClerBLUE45 1 month ago in playlist CHAD
@chrisljohnson92 i was thinking the exact same thing!lol
MegaMvlogs 1 month ago
who else was reading the names of the moves on the laptop screen instead of paying attention to the actual video?
spreadthelove25 3 months ago
Does anyone else notice that during the painful indian, the head of the guy on the tv is rotating?
1Lanavis1 3 months ago
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that was cool! Blood burst was a little weak, but everything else was money!
TvTravie 3 months ago
hesitant scarecrow, groinblaster, white elephant, fleshy pretzel, single and proud, angry pointer, vulnerable sloth, questionable pencil, unforgiving indian, graceful policeman, proud peacock, screaming hippo, flustered flamingo, mega-groinblaster.... all the yoga moves you need to know
TheDoctorWhoFan56 3 months ago
0:06 English accent? xD
EllieanorMusic 3 months ago
he has green eyes! <3
skfeen12345678 3 months ago
"WHERE DID THAT GUN COME FROM?!"
"always with the questions Dennis"
"so are we still doing dinner?"
"chickens in the oven"
"okay bye"
KillingTheMoo 3 months ago 4
ALWAYS WITH THE QUESTIONS DENNIS.
chaotickittie03 3 months ago
Hey, hate to tell you, but your editing lacks continuity.
jojotjuh 3 months ago
tragicnerd896 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jacksfilms 10
1,000 sorry
DanTheSmallMan 3 months ago
1,00th Comment!!!!!!!
DanTheSmallMan 3 months ago
always with the questions Dennis
mrluvs2spooge1 3 months ago
HAHA look at the names of the yoga moves haha....
paintdragoness 3 months ago
I'm so in love with the fact he shaves the batman logo on his chest c':
I'm so in love with this entire video c':
Hot damn, I'm so in love with Jack - but I wouldn't steal him from his girl.
KcKeyly 3 months ago
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0:38 unforgiving indian? more like unfor.......BRO90XXXXXXXXXXX
eat6her6corpse6 3 months ago
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eat6her6corpse6 3 months ago
Chad has hate mail xD
iMidnightMonster 3 months ago
dancinglemon764 3 months ago 4
Sounds Like Onision!
jellyduck100 3 months ago
lol at 0:39 look at the title of the yoga move.
the unforgiving indian
j3ffahz 3 months ago
jay7tennis 3 months ago
Batman symbol<3 I gotta get my bf to do this XD
himeko42ai 3 months ago
I think this one might be on my top favorites. x)!!
KcKeyly 3 months ago
@jacksfilms it's not yo-ga, it's bro-ga
LacrosseLioness 3 months ago
XD
He's doing the Single and Proud pose when he says he doesn't have a girlfriend.
PhoenixCauser 3 months ago
0:29 creepy chad on the computer
mike1123ism 3 months ago
wow the chest hair never gets old.... <3
tocrazy4cabbage 3 months ago
ALWAYS WITH THE QUESTIONS DENNIS!!!!!!!! ♥
MissMeganRuthh 3 months ago
That gun pose is called the "Graceful Policeman" lmao
AcidTik18 3 months ago
aww, now they can't do dinner at seven.
iGemmaHardin 3 months ago
This video is so dumb. I LOVE IT.
Girlbuscus 3 months ago 6
0:38 The Chad on the screen has the pain face
dcheyne1977 3 months ago
did anyone else jump when he shot the gun
peacelovestitch 4 months ago
0:28 chad on screen has rape face
NaMi8804 4 months ago
do a parody of one of your parodies
gamergirl3651 4 months ago
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Alejo1396CR 4 months ago
do a parody parody!
battinbluscout 4 months ago
Alejo1396CR 4 months ago 3
im digging the vulnerable sloth yoga move...looks hot.
illcommentu 4 months ago
ALWAYS WITH THE QUESTIONS, DENNIS
XboxXxRaw 4 months ago 2
Nobody is typing down the first yoga move, before the groinblaster.
Which, by the way, is the Hesitant Scarecrow.
IMMATOONLINK 4 months ago
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Your girl friend is very pretty.
Kingmen1421 4 months ago in playlist Jacks films
Just realised groinblaster and mega-groinblaster are the names of the guns in the FPSrussia parody and the yoga moves here
smileygirl123ish 4 months ago
Groinblaster...White Elephant....Fleshy Pretzel...Single and Proud....(takes shirt off) Angry Pointer...Vulnerable Sloth...Questionable Pencil...Unforgiven Indian...takes out gun....Graceful Policeman...Proud Peacock...Screaming Hippo...Flustered Flamingo...shoots denis...MEGAGROINBLASTER (UUGGHHH)
bignhot100 4 months ago
Shut up, Dennis.
theuser533 4 months ago
I've been wondering about the batman logo shaped chest hair... So you DO do it on purpose?...
RedheadedHeather 4 months ago
white elephant, fleshy pretzel, single and proud, angry pointer, vulnerable slot, questionable pencil, unforgiving indian, graceful policeman, proud peacock, screaming hippo, flustered flamingo are some popular yoga moves, just look on the screen
tbspaceship 4 months ago in playlist Meer video's van jacksfilms 3
0:23
The chad on the screen is biting his foot!
CkrizToGamer 4 months ago 150
@CkrizToGamer "fleshy pretzel" lol
anotherhappyasianboy 3 months ago
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CkrizToGamer 4 months ago
i love the names of the yoga moves XD
Bot26H 4 months ago
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CkrizToGamer 4 months ago
I like Dennis though....And chad....and Jack...and....Jack...
MissSeriouslyRandom 4 months ago in playlist CHAD
the hand up is the "Unforgiving Indian"? lol
WolfTheGamer 4 months ago
The first position was 'hesitant scarecrow' LOL
TheEpicPinkNinja 4 months ago
Look at the computer at 0:24 to 0:30 LOL jack ilysfm xx
TheEpicPinkNinja 4 months ago
0:27 : SINGLE AND PROUD
dazzleifyyou 4 months ago
0:29 CREEPER FACE AT TEN O'CLOCK!!!
Thisismyusername1010 4 months ago
pillyfish 5 months ago 3
The graceful policeman!
bananamuffins4 5 months ago
ALWAYS WITH THE QUESTIONS, DENNIS!
levimoreno 5 months ago in playlist CHAD 3
Is he gone?
Yes!
Then our next move is the megagroinblaster!
AGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!
XD
PyrozPlayground 5 months ago 139
Fleshy Pretzel, in the tv, he's eating his foot.
Tenebrae49 5 months ago
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rotom223 5 months ago
WHATS A GROINBLASTER?! ;(
Luizltg 5 months ago
@Luizltg A Groinblaster is what you get for telling Martha Sterwart her turkey was dry.
A Mega-GroinBlaster on the other hand is what I experience whenever I watch a Bieber or Twilight video: tremendous pain in the balls.
lethe56 5 months ago
Always with the questions, Dennis
Wolfbbanez 5 months ago in playlist CHAD
Dude you's Crazy!
Respectoffkey 5 months ago
where'd the gun come from, where did your cell phone go
TheJacob1101 5 months ago
0:24 watch the tv ♥
RockStarIsland2010 5 months ago
You Really need to stop makin fun of Fat people.
Was I the only one that caught that?
over9000moms 5 months ago in playlist WKUK & Jacksfilms
"always with the questions dennis!" rofl rofl
TheWiseman97 5 months ago