999 call after snowman theft

[mama118]

haha silly brits...

[nic0907]

999?

[samfitzy8]

Is this real?

[james1english]

Hello cheryl cole, oh your snowman's been stolen?

[pgjr00]

A theft is a theft, it's snow joke!

[tenseman08]

haha..i love how cheryl cole is the suggested promoted video..

[Truemouse]

Someone stole her snowman . . . You'd have thought she thaw that coming.

[SuzLa1]

To: TheSnow2day F off. Don't talk to me like that. You're the chav to talk to people like that. You're obviously too thick to know that if I reply to the message you wrote on here, it goes to your inbox.

[TheSliderzone]

all snowmen come to life, have you not seen the cartoon, it's on every christmas!

[MENTIkosli]

OBAMA Funny watch?v=ig6qG2FNBck

[minitempa2k10]

your wasting police's time!! your a mental so and so! :@!

[SuzLa1]

All the bad things going on in the world and it's a light relief somebody is concerned about a snowman.

[TheSnow2day]

I bet she has no job sits at home all day smoking rollies watching Jeremy kyle ,has 3 kids to 3 different blokes and lets her dogs blatantly take dumps in next doors garden,

[SuzLa1]

@TheSnow2day Maybe it's a hoax?

[docthebiker]

@SuzLa1 Doubt it. As someone who used to live in the Medway towns I recognise this as a typical Chatham Chav. They really lack the wit to pull this off as a hoax.

[SuzLa1]

@TheSnow2day Quick to judge, aren't you.

[SuzLa1]

@TheSnow2day I suppose the fathers of the children you imagine she must have, are great people? At one time men paid for their children and married the mothers, instead of the state looking after them.

[TheSnow2day]

@SuzLa1 look...you are typing but its boring as fcuk......go out now and again,,shag sum pussy; it will liven your pathetic life up a bit..fcuck off eh pal ya donk!!

[BlueLeopard200]

I'm pretty sure the snowman is still in her garden!!

[NataliejaneDavies]

@aprimic this is not a fake, it really did happen.

[aprimic]

FAKE AND GAY

And if this isn't fake.. and she actually bothered calling up.. she is a complete retard..

And if she is fucking about.. she is a bitch for wasting the police's time

[mcfcguvnors]

ffs i wudnt hav nicked it if i thort it was gonna get this bad lmao

[serialclone]

But at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman.

[mralan1969uk]

A soft Southerner trying very hard to be funny ...

[MinkiWhale]

I hope she gave a full description of the snowman to the police so they can add him to the missing snowman register.

[starmblue]

She needs to be put down!! What a total loser!!!

[Belairing]

you knowww wat i mean?

[Resin8UK]

rofl what a legend :D

[RaynorJLS]

lmao -.-

[edr1ck83]

typical chatham chav!!

[TheAfterLifeNow]

latest sky news update.. Arrest made as snowman attempts to board plane with explosives

[restojon1]

I'm wondering if there was a puddle left where the snowman was stolen from?



[ArtJest]

genius

[blazin2233]

am i boVered? look at my face. Stupid fucking chav scum, round them all up and gas the lot of them. The uk's budget deficit would be wiped out over night if you removed 80% of council estate chav scum and dumped them in Australia.

[windoze9t8]

@blazin2233 = Richard Cranium 

[Victel]

Lol !!

[HAYLEY812]

LMFAO , LUV IT

[mdma73]

hehe funny! sure, she can report the theft, calling her local police would have been more appropriate than using the emergency services.

[Hariotteee]

oh good god!!! there are some seriously stupid people in the world 

[Hariotteee]

@xdionne391x ermmm lighten up ? this is fucking hilarious. what stupid person reports a snow man being stolen, the police have better things to do with their time like proper enquiries ! it's only a snow man build another one! let me guess it was you?

[xdionne391x]

@Hariotteee shut up u silly lil cunt!!! GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO HA YEAH SITTING IN MCDS CAR PARK OR OUTSIDE A KEBAB SHOP !! PROPER BUSY THEM U AND EVERY1 ELSE ONLY SAY THESE COMMENTS COZ UR BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN COZ U WOULDNT SAY FUCK ALL IF U WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF HER NOW U FUNNY FUCKER!!!

[Hariotteee]

@xdionne391x LOLS alright love calm down it was only a joke who needs to lighten up now ay?

[xdionne391x]

@Hariotteee Yeahh funny joke i cant stop laughing =/!!!

[Hariotteee]

@xdionne391x you also might want to invest in a thesaurus your grammar is terrible!

[xdionne391x]

@Hariotteee you also might want to shut up babe to be honest. I aint writing a proper document am i. Im telling a silly little div 2 stop running her mouth :D!!

[windoze9t8]

@Hariotteee I would say that your command of English Grammar is no better-looking back at what you have written. lol

[Hariotteee]

@windoze9t8 at least what I said made sense :s I haven't a clue what the last one was about, slightly got the gist but whatever

[windoze9t8]

@Hariotteee Not my problem if you're a bit dense. At least you've learned to mention it and don't feel embarrassed.

[Hariotteee]

@windoze9t8 ermm i'm not stupid what she said made no sense. I really can't be bothered to argue anymore, i have more important things to do right now like a dissertation!

[elm87]

@xdionne391x Are you actually the woman that made this call? jeso calm down, and stop swearing so much, your setting a bad example for all the kids!

[xdionne391x]

Yous are funny mate u dont even no the full thing sayin its in her garden wen it aint clearly your the stupid one here not even having the right info. Have a laugh mate and lighten up coz im sure if it was one of your friends it would be the funniest thing !! People likee youu make me laugh ahahaha!!

[SlapUpTV]

I saw some one with a snowman in their Chatham pocket.

[tommywf01]

the stupid twat

[6princess9]

lol complete dinlo.

[muchomogo]

Just read this article on the BBC News website, what a complete noob!