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  • The awkward moment when your girlfriend catches you doing this 0:41 to 1:08

  • this movie was fucking amazing

  • @nickoberon Patrick Bateman would break Bane's back while giving him anal, duh

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • do u like phil collins

  • Don't just stare at it. EAT IT!

  • I just love his voice, <3.

  • So that's what Bruce Wayne has been doing in the past 8 years while not being batman lol

  • @forrester05 you would think with the last name 'Bateman' he'd choose something more clever than batman....

  • what is the music?

  • @zrtvsab sussudio, phil collins

  • Lmaoo

  • Hahahaha This movie is too good, fucking hilarious. I think I've done the mirror poses about 60 times. I think just about every guy has.

  • LOL.

  • he reminds me of my cat "badass" @ 0:51 - 0:54

  • Why the hell did you cut out the best parts? "Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole" and "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it"

  • @MrRazorblade999 LOLLLLLL.

  • 27 people touched the watch

  • Why would you even post the scene if you butchered it so badly?

  • Don't touch the watch xD

  • biggest dick ever, got to be american

  • when he dosent have any hookers he jerks off in front of a mirror

  • 0:47 check em while I fuck this bitch

  • Here is what is really disturbing. Patrick Bateman is a classic example of a psychopath. The fact that he is a Wall Street Banker makes it even more disturbing, because many white collar criminals are psychopaths, and a good part of the financial meltdown was due to these individuals activities.

  • one of my fav scenes ever in a movie!!! XD

  • His own gratification sexually obviously is of the upmost importance. Clear narcisism, and blantant disregard for his shall we say " friends". Herein lies the dare I say beauty and tragedy of the character, that which we fear may all also attract...he's a handsome, arrogant, asshole makes him tantalizing reverting back to teen years..ie the bad boy

  • yes... Bruce Wayne is his real name. lol.

  • Christian Bale is a boss

  • @HeroicBallbag is that his real name

  • this just ruined phil collins for me forever.

  • @HeroicBallbag *This* ruined Phil Collins for you?

    What about Phil Collins?:D

  • @Kainlarsen phil collins is good fun.

  • @HeroicBallbag *shrugs*

    I'm a Peter Gabriel fan, myself.

  • @Kainlarsen Genesis <3 shame all collins seems to do now is disney soundtracks.

  • What's the guy's name with the lady

  • @zackory111 oh, that would be bruce wayne.

  • Prostitution should be legal

  • Sexiest Man ever!!

    Want him in my bed!

  • Don't just stare at it. Eat it.

  • That's pretty much what I look like when pounding the cooch. Chicks dig it.

  • Don't touch the watch.

  • Doesnt matter had sex.

  • My friends and I have adopted this scene as a joke,when one of us is being materialistic,conceded,etc. we say who am I?Then flex and point at an imaginary mirror,thank you Christian Bale for making this possible!

  • It's simple: we kill the Bateman.

  • I'm Bateman

  • if christian bale wanted to fuck me, he could luck in the mirror all the time. hell, I'd even hold it for him.

  • @happiehtoast Dam straight :)

  • 18 people hate phil collins

  • oh yes i love him!!

  • It's like he's trying to fuck himself. 

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  • And he also played Jesus in a religious movie...

  • You shouldnt mistreat prostitutes.

    One should be friendly and courteous to them because they are providing you an important thing.

  • @runtodahills Typical people to have sex with prostitutes are rapists :P Been their rapist selfs they can basically beat up a prostitute brutually and get away with it because prostitution is illegal anyway. Something like that.

  • @dragonmasterlance123

    errr no. Most men who hire prostitutes are just ordinary single men who need a sexual outlet. Its not easy for most men to attract normal women for sex.

  • @dragonmasterlance123 Wow you are a fucking idiot lol.

  • im batman!!

  • Don't touch the watch.

  • This is how I fuck bitches.

  • hahaha, still cant beat the business card scene, or the introduction, soo sooo soo self absorbed. just golden.

  • I asked one pitch about Americans she told me they're so beautiful but they has a bad smell with sex !

  • lol don t touch the watch hahahah!

  • lol

  • don't just stare at it, eat it.

  • 1:05

  • give me some doubles

  • best video on youtube.

  • the first song?

  • Best pose at 0:42!

  • WTF Batman...

  • CHRISTY LOOK AT THE CAMERA!

  • Phil Collins, fuck yeah

  • @lilwelshladee HAHAHA, you will LOVE the book! :D

  • Dear Santa.

    2 hoe's and a camcorder and tripod.

    and a watch.

  • This is Don Draper from Madmen taken exponentially to the worst extremes imaginable.

  • How sensitive and dapper of him.

  • Don't stare at it, eat it.

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • Who's awesome?

    YOU'RE AWESOME!

  • haha don't touch the watch

  • you skipped the best part

    kristy, get down on ur knees so christina can see ur asshole

  • @aplayaz2000 "Don't just look at her ass. Eat it."

  • Did anyone else notice that when Bateman is being given the blowjob, and is unable to see his own reflection and admire himself, immediately adopts the bored, uncaring look he typically has in his more anti-social moments? Little touches like that...

  • @wikipediafollower Should be top comment...Excellent my good sir, just excellent!

  • @wikipediafollower you man you are the psycho here x)

  • dont just stare at it.. eat it

  • damn he's hot

  • Alpha as Fuck

  • dubs check 'em

  • Check em.

  • He reminds me of Gene Simmons, too into himself

  • 5 people like to steal watches and hate Phil Collins

  • @lilwelshladee If you read the book, the image of Bateman as a genuine sociopath is very thoroughly hammered home. He has no empathy toward others-the entire world exists just to gratify him, which is why he does what he does.

  • OK. Why the FUCK are the best/funniest parts of this scene edited out?

  • He's basically fucking himself in this scene. LOL

  • Watching this movie, the one thought that stayed consistent in my mind was how nice his apartment was.

  • @Sek12021 Nicer than Paul Allen's?

  • lucky prostitues -.-

  • this is me in bed.

  • hes getting more turned on by himself than the chicks

    DON"T TOUCH THE WATCH

  • Patrick Bateman fucks Norris

  • @MrFuhrer2009 well then the question is if he his having sex with them or himself... i mean he doent even look at them for one second

  • @Rex1987 That's the whole point of the film, is all this shit just in his head.

  • @MrFuhrer2009

    *that's

    *you're

  • I wanna suck his damn dick!!!!!

  • @ItBrandonSilver gayyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @wwweee121 so is you watching this

  • @SneakerMaxMax

    theres a woman in this..?

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  • @MrFuhrer2009 obviously you have never had sex next to a mirror then my friend!

  • @MrFuhrer2009 Patrick Bateman's faces are not stupid

  • @MrFuhrer2009 fuck you chauvinist asswipe

  • @ptercottontail When did you find time to look up such a big word? I'm impressed

  • @amadeofan1 what the fuck are you even talking about? is it really surprising that i knew the word chauvinist already? glad to see more men with ASS WIPING superiority complexes on youtube

  • @ptercottontail I'm just impressed you can find the time between calling men asswipes for having a sense of humor you don't like and videos on how to build a make up kit to look up big words is all. You should relax a bit and go look up more interesting sex scenes like the one we're on instead of crying

  • @amadeofan1 your sense of humor happens to completely degrade fifty percent of the world's population, but you're right! i should "relax" and "stop crying" since i'm just a whining "bitch" who can't keep her opinions to herself. sorry, i forgot that women aren't allowed to publicize their views, my mistake, "amadeofan1"

  • @ptercottontail ass wiping superiority? yeah, sure, i know i can wipe my ass better than anyone :P

  • Well, I didn't know Bear Grylls did this sort of thing!

  • "Don't touch the watch"

    I say that to my missus after sex now

  • i of course think that bateman likes this music and i think that hes trying to explain why like a normal person

    but he cant turn off the instinct to talk like hes at a buisness meaning while doing so

  • You too buddy boy, apologize for sususudio

  • dont touch the watch.

  • @Sorlanx you know it was supposed to be "dont touch the rolex" but they didnt want to portray their brand with a questionable protagonist?

  • @Sorlanx ever

  • hmm like

  • COCAINE... is a hell uva drug

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