Joe Rogan - Jokes on weed

[yesgeorgemay]

2012 pot's still illegal :|

[dimebonics01]

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[tiny2438]

rubber face! 1:32-1:36

[notwack]

what's the name of that hat he's wearing? ive wanted one for months now, but i dont know the name!

[noxdark1]

f,u.c-k m.a-s,o/n,s

[toejam498]

shitty performer- he's right he's not funny

[toejam498]

horrible intro music

[zkgubs]

Mexican terrorists in the middle east who already don't smoke opium....?

[lordocow]

@zkgubs Mexicans in the middle east? Maybe you skip class too much dude because you are dumb.

[hkj73]

So true.

[neoian94]

2012 pots still illegal

[hkj73]

@neoian94 Unfortunately!

[fronk50483]

i lost mah job but watching this made me not give a fuck

[mikeisradasfuck]

not even gonna comment the vid, just saying that ad was gay as fucking fuck.....

[chikenshitconformist]

fuck ron paul yo. he's nuts

[EvilLeparacaun]

How is it there are so many negative comments, yet the video has 96% thumbs up?! Of all the people to be hating on, Joe? Really?! He is probably one of the greatest most down to earth celebrities ever! Maybe you cunts are just jealous because your life sucks. Trust me, it's a lot better to be inspired by others successes than it is to get all angry and jealous. Or maybe you're just trolls, that would make more sense. You mad bro?

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

joe Rogen is possibly the worst comic of all time...

[ctoedtman]

@BrahnTheHandyMan you must not smoke weed

[MadVillain187]

@ctoedtman i smoke regularly, and this shit was terrible...

[choicebabe]

NOW THATS FUNNY

[luscious9lips]

Rogan SUCKS as a comedian! He just plain ain't funny. Yo Joe, stick to MMA.

[M1st4T]

@luscious9lips i think he is funny, listen to some of his podcasts, interesting stuff

[ffrmaster]

Joe it's 2012 and it's still illegal

[choongification]

"wh, wha.. Nouuuuuu" oh my LOL

[l67657]

ufc comedy division

[MrPa1310]

And true

[MrPa1310]

alight that was funny.

[ManiacMike77]

he does the greatest stoned arabian accent

[sneakykebab]

hes shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiat­!

[brandonaviv420]

fear factor host...to standup comedy...to ufc commentator. joe rogan is schitzophrenic

[boostedz]

@brandonaviv420

more like world class tae kwon do practitioner...to stand up comic...ufc personality...then fear factor...then ufc coomentator

[boingmgroin]

It's not enough to say "Vote Ron Paul"

PEOPLE NEED TO SWITCH PARTIES 12 WEEKS IN ADVANCE OF THE PRIMARIES IN MOST STATES.

IF YOU DO NOT SWITCH IN TIME YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

IF YOU ARE NOT REGISTERED REPUBLICAN YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

IF RON PAUL DOES NOT WIN PRIMARY, NO GENERAL ELECTION ! REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN. FIND OUT WHEN YOUR STATE HAS PRIMARIES. FIND OUT WHERE AND VOTE VOTE VOTE ! PLEASE !

GET THIS MESSAGE TO IOWA / NH ! Copy and paste everywhere and vote up

[toastman444]

@boingmgroin You are fucking retarded, he is going to pave a path for his fucking son to become president, then we will be fucked!

[sleepyturtle666]

@boingmgroin why the fuck is the topp comment, on a joe rogan video about weed, about the fuckin election? you fuckin serious??

[110226justin]

@sleepyturtle666 because ron paul plans on making marijuana legal if elected president

[sleepyturtle666]

@110226justin oooohhhh, well FUCK yea !! (it's already legal where i live though)

[ForDoverUSA]

pretty funny man - haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[jakework10]

i love you jo rogan

[tunney101]

yo sell out some more you faggot!

[544001]

@tunney101 wha?

[DC08SI]

Ad's are going youtube harm. I used to spend hours online watching videos, now I don't spend much time at all for all the bullshit ads. Tell them to go fuck themselves, dumbass fucking business people think they will make more money when they are already greedy as motherfucking billionares.

[ZooYork258]

is this joe rogans only stand up, like wtf ?

[roflmaen]

0:47 omg hahahahahahahaha "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON"

[mohamedbianary]

Haha "stand there for days" I can imagine xD

[undeadpresident]

If we printed money on cannabis then we would never have inflation problems

[martinez418]

Joe Rogan's comedy is not funny at all. Hey Rogan; stick to the UFC commentating!!

[silentpounce]

@martinez418 commentating?

[martinez418]

@silentpounce <<<<?

[777Revolutionary]

@martinez418 You must have never tried weed...n00b

[martinez418]

@777Revolutionary Have you?. Has nothing to do with weed; Joe's jokes aren't funny at all; he sucks!.

[777Revolutionary]

@martinez418 Hell yeah I have. 4 years strong. Started when I was a sophomore in HS, and I still have a 3.3 gpa in my liberal arts college. Yeah I guess if you don't smoke, you wont really understand like 90% of his jokes. Go look at the one where he talks about women misleading guys.  You might get that one.

[mistadankz313]

@777Revolutionary yeah bro this martinez418 is a queer this whole comedy show is one of the best ive seen.SOMEONE IS GOING TO GORILLA FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOU KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

[MrMarijuanaKills]

Rogan is a twat

[mehico33]

@MrMarijuanaKills and I suppose marijuana kills too? :P

[MrMarijuanaKills]

@mehico33 yep

[dannelsondannelson]

yeah, instead of ads lets just charge for youtube

[MrBubbaloo]

advertisments are destroying the world.

[YoYoG]

It's called an AD, people. Get it right.

[Pruss420]

because youtube is a sell out

[packofwolves93]

whatever happened to we the people...we the people want pot to be legalized and the polles say so...so why is it still illegal

[lou4brew]

@WingTsunPanda They get most of their profit from Opium, not pot. That aside, even the Afghan national army smokes hashish.

[MrNitrogenX]

Press 1 over and over.

[mattplasse88]

nigger cunt

[UFO00000000000000000]

u suck end of story .

[actgif68]

ice cube can suck my butt

[NoirFelis]

Chemical Warfare



[Gibstuhfoo]

Idc what yur offering thats gunna fukin hurt

[OgTan24]

wtf am i suppose to do when advertisement freezes on me -_- WTF!!

[GoTheTrutho]

i actually enjoyed that one middle east segment.

[GostosoSPbr]

You forgot to bomb with donut's.... what' they gonna eat for 3 weeks?

Arg..... half way plan

[SweetLou515HD]

at the very end of this clip, notice the lady on the left wtih a blue coat. she looks like she ain't feelin' what joe is talking about. lol!

[FunkFive11]

Go get high then watch this shit I can't stop laughing lmao holy shit

[soulseeker300]

dressed like a genie with a cell phone lmao

[chipchuckchop]

@bideoVlog they put ads up so youtube can remain free otherwise they can't afford to keep the site running

[stuntmaster16]

I'm watching this video on a wednesday morning, u think i have money to buy a chevrolet

[iSMOKEandTRAIN]

damn that was amazing

[TITISIMO25]

well its 2011 and its still illegal

[PotEye420]

Haha Joe Rogan is THE MAN!

[tionlover]

Bro weed is smoked everywhere in this earth. Weed is just a plant. Get wit it.

[BoDanglezzz]

Blowing up planes is EXACTLY what you offer people that are high, what are you talking about Joe LOL

[Xytos]

seth should make a cartoon outof that idea

[joeratti]

little does joe know is that they all do that shit already

[pointlessaccount100]

Im dressed like a genie but i have a sell phone lmao

[BanglishBoy]

@pointlessaccount100 sell phone??? SELL PHONE??!!? FUUUUUCK

[OpiumBeast]

@BanglishBoy When I was a kid, I use to spell stuff wrong all the time. I still do, but as a kid I'd spell really obvious stuff wrong. When I was about twelve or thirteen I wrote a paper for school with 'warrior' spelled as 'worrier'. I hope my teacher got a chuckle out of that one.

[Fuzzymcstank]

well..i be lovin that joe rogan always woops every1 elses ass + hilarious original jokes, what more could we ask for!

[jimbojamesIV]

I'm shocked to discover Joe Rogan is funny.

[orko567]

"Dude wtf r we doin wit our lives. Its 2005 n im dressed like a genie" LOL

[sylvur]

Man they should just do that for all of North America... torch the place with marijuana smoke... the world would such a better place to live in. Everyone would just be happy and thinking straight.

[egyptianpaintballer]

lol we arabs already smoke

[926531]

@egyptianpaintballer here yes, but not in iraq! or iran

[xIGoDzWickedIx]

joe rogan is the shit :D

[kellyaesmith]

They are all smoking in the middle east anyway its there thing, wtf

[MFBueno63]

@kellyaesmith

what are u talking about "its their thing"...marijuana is not popular over there at all...weed gives u perspective, those people have none...

[kellyaesmith]

@MFBueno63

was up dude, he is making a joke about people in the middle east. Muslims smoke out there thats a given shurley. Afganistan for example shit Its like all the hooker pipes and smoking keff and arabs and that, they dont drink but they smoke. mabay im not getting it but anyway no biggy everyone should chill the fuck out like he said. Peace out

[BigE420420]

FUCK THE ADS

[denisrudoi]

that guy is so fucking lame..

[yay78900]

joe for president

[BideoVlog]

WTF is this Add bullshit! I can't watch youtube now without seeing commercials?

[SkankinDevil89]

@BideoVlog refresh the page or hit F5 every time that happens. it'll skip the ad, unless your watching official youtube videos which have ads that are funded by google, those ads you cant skip.

[lolbarn5]

@BideoVlog  a tip? press f5 as soon you see the add

[BideoVlog]

@lolbarn5 and @SkankinDevil89, Thanks for the tip! Refresh ftw.

[alijw]

@BideoVlog just press F5 dip shit

[bleedvenom]

@BideoVlog push f5 to skip it

[dudeononewheel]

@BideoVlog pisses me off too.....

[scaredsk8er]

@BideoVlog press f5 its skips them

[urasmore]

@BideoVlog hit refresh, no ads

[waka96]

@BideoVlog OH and now you have the added choice of donating!... :)

[stickybelvedere]

press f5 to skip the ads

[LordOfTheDrums]

@BideoVlog  download adblock plus for mozilla firefox :)

[BR1GoaBrookln]

@BideoVlog I love it when my AD buffers... its like I have to watch some shit load that I dont even care to watch.

[ismfofbiggestfan]

@BideoVlog if it wasn't for these ads, you'd be paying to view youtube. the 15 seconds is worth it.

[ThumpR8080]

@ismfofbiggestfan what was that? I couldn't hear you with that corporate cock jammed in your mouth...

[iSMOKEandTRAIN]

@ismfofbiggestfan Agreed. I always hear people bitching about ads, BE GLAD THIS SERVICE IS FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE. This website is based off of CAPITALISM, apparently a lot of people don't know what that means... Plus, I'll probably be getting paid for making videos based off of weed once my channel gets popular >:)

[lilsm555]

@iSMOKEandTRAIN some ads are to long lmfao i was seeing the whit thins add for like 2months straight.

[RAWRnathansaurusrex]

@BideoVlog get google chrome, and then download the youtube ad remover

[morten90]

@BideoVlog learn to get adblocker u faggot crybaby

[danibuss]

@morten90 wow relax

[beany123123]

@BideoVlog sheeesh people are so behind, download adblock

[amadeusdanger]

@BideoVlog blame google

[94norbertoenrique]

@BideoVlog no

[Gerstein1]

@BideoVlog adblocker

[1972njr]

@BideoVlog It's been a year since you posted so pardon me if you already know this. Firefox with AdBlock Plus ad on will stop those pesky commercials. I don't even get them from Vevo anymore. If you decide to get it, use "Fanboy's List" It comes with it as an opion. I hope either you've already found it or this helps you.

Peace to ya

[52willlee52]

@BideoVlog you are aware that adds are the olny thing keeping youtube a free website...right?

[52willlee52]

@BideoVlog you are aware that adds are the olny thing keeping youtube a free website...right?

[johnydeltablues]

@52willlee52 you are aware that google is a 190 BILLION dollar worth company...right?these ads mean only that filthy rich people get even richer...they can afford to run youtube for free without ads.

[GhostInTheShell29]

@johnydeltablues Well if you don't like the adds on youtube, use another web hosting site that allows you to post and watch videos for free without ads.



[philipcho1]

@BideoVlog firefox ad blocker does the charm

[SinisterSkip]

@BideoVlog

I don't have any addblocker in firefox5, but I don't see any commercials man. I live in the Netherlands though, maybe that's a difference...

[illadin12]

@BideoVlog Commecial time is Bong time...

[mahar900]

@illadin12 Best solution to commercials I've heard so far.

[sk8forlife90]

@illadin12 dude, i never thought about that, that's awesome!

[fuckoffwithaname]

A sound guy but once you've seen Bill Hicks this humour isn't as funny anymore.

[MrP945]

@fuckoffwithaname very true its just nu idea seing something made ten years later and is so much worse

[pureminney22]

lmfao, epic. Joe you're the best

[BloodXSweatXGuitars]

hell yea. bomb em with pot fumes! this guy is the fuckin man

[texboy89]

i dont care what you offer me. thats gonna hurt.. lol

[coffeeisgood33]

Lmao