Masturbating Ninja (Censored)

[JohnMinigun]

someone would actually think that he pulled him out :D

[TrumpetNation]

Masturbating ninja, loves to masturbate. Classic :D

[ZayZay898]

How the hell am I ever going to be normal again?

[MUSICALGUNNUT45]

0:44 I love how the reflection has a smiley face too.

[dikbil12able]

armstorng

GENIUS

[whipplethewhipple1]

:49

[tarantulady]

Did this make anyone else think of a monkey?

[stefay720]

I'm back in the weird part of youtube.



[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

The uncensored version is disappointing.

[wootjuly]

omg.. this is HILARIOUS!



[thelightfixture]

OMFG YOURE FROM PORTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GbRZeRoXiDe]

It wasn't the hiroshima bombing after all, the ninjas just came together and masturbated.

[roygbiv330]

if you sing the song playing guitar with the outfit on every day in front of any station in my country , youll become a star.

[misticbunnyass]

1:10  Thumbs up if this is you when you beat your meat.

[MrMasterBoop]

@misticbunnyass Thats not funny..

[riekotz]

hahaha

[LTmanu]

more ninja vids please



[randamlife28]

Is that Oregon?

[kilchilly]

his 'load' looks like a wind attack from runescape, lol :D

[MegaRedJellyBean]

Why can i watch the uncensored ? DX im just a little child looking for some uncensored things xO

[Spike5war]

@MegaRedJellyBean wtf 

[vladuski]

looks like he really loved to choke his chicken! :))

[orange24ist]

I tried to do that to! But I got the cops called on me

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

I didn't particularly like this video, but I clicked LIKE anyway to encourage him to do more videos like this. I figure the more he does stuff like this, the more likely he will be caught by police and locked up for a very long time.

[ToxicGamezPs3]

This is one of the funniest vids on YouTube that werent completly stupid, in a while

[vanessadekof]

Yeaaaaaaaaah! sex with Ninjas!!!!!!!! ♥

[OfficalGirl1000]

thumbs up if u like the uncensored one

[majorcinnamonbun]

i had the explosive problem through puberty...

[jonathanmardis12]

Explodeing sperm haha

[OliverSykesMyLove]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[117starpower]

plasma sperm? shit thats some fucking dangerous shit man lol i bet girls would love thatXD btw girls + horse = true...

[polarseizure]

Me and my six friends pretty much choked laughing at 0:15 when we saw the sign.

[MrBirinightsxD]

Get a girlfriend..

[Simha333]

awww look at that smiley face on the ninja's [censored]!

[LyricsHollywoodTV]

if you hit 8 and 2 repeatingly it sounds like its saying tit LOL

[animalmetalgeti]

ahha thats whats hapening if y cum a car ahah

[solidXsnake4life]

no wonder he will never get laid...He doesn't need a condom , he needs a fucking tank to protect the woman from exploding into a million pieces

[opninaninanajninanaj]

@solidXsnake4life LOOOOOL

[homisidaltoast]

chords / tabs?

[bmelin]

I'd love to use my hand or mouth on him

[NinjaBunnyPro]

looks like ninja guy should meet a ninja girl

[BillyKavouriaris]

Shit

[Simha333]

@BillyKavouriaris shirt

[kamengtaiv]

that masturbating is gay.I do not masturbate

[sgtjakass]

@kamengtaiv when ur older ;)

[DyDog12]

wtf

[CamoKiid]

sounds like david bowie.

[Gangstatownz]

"click here for the unce..." pause, click

[blowupuate13]

It makes sense now japan's earthquake was really the masturbating ninja!!!

[heatbag11]

@LoveeuuTereseaa273 cool story bro.

[HAIKUIRUKA]

only a retard can capture this kind of shit should be put on the costume of his dad and let him act like this ....

[boxesthatrun]

@bagleman64 no, cuz then my bathroom roof would have a hole in it....

[wiiedmais300]

so that`s what happened in japan.... a bunch of ninjas masturbated close to a nuclear plant.....

[nadfgnjk]

@wiiedmais300 thats so funny. ha ha

[jachvideos]

Why this big cencored thing? Its asian, just a small dot is sufficient ^^

[stealthyknife1]

this is so gay why did u make this video

[bagleman64]

I WISH MY CUM WUZ EXPLOSIVE

[HulkSmashHim2]

Lol ahaha wdd

[HolyQuebec]

94 people never masturbated

[ostritchman101]

i have to watch this one because the uncensored one got flagged -___- i hate stupid oversensitive people

[seangallacher11]

0:41 lmao 

[JaccoffolotTheLonely]

This song is about me Jaccoffolot The Lonely why have a girl friend when you have your hands:)

[wwedude121]

Did you serve jail time for this? lol

[Palmhoejnielsen]

does he really masturbate??

- sorry my english....

[KiniArgentina]

@Palmhoejnielsen no hahaha

[Palmhoejnielsen]

@KiniArgentina

It could be awsome if he did :D

[ThisSucksTv]

you have dissapointed me ninja -_-

[dragons2k100]

Geicko ad for this video, i didnt know geicko supported public masterbation... hmm -_-

[CarazeeGurl]

What the hell am I just now witnessing?!

[Samurai3766]

I bet 92 People didnt masturbate today.

[kookieless]

can i get this uncensored

[thePRODIGYm]

this and im a pervert are yr funniest vids i almost died laughing from them

[TatyDarkangel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

[Gaby323JB]

They really will put any song on itunes 

[elitewolf143]

love to masterbated all night and day long!!!!!!!

[guanaba1234]

Did you REALLY have your penis out in public? O.o Cause that would make this even more Hilarious xD

[RUNandGUN911]

92 people were killed by the EPIC NINJA JIZZ

[lalalandtrombone]

uhhh did you realy masterbate .-.

[DarkDragon5329]

@lalalandtrombone Yeah, he totally masturbated in public, dumbass.

[JulieMichelle76]

I'm sure I've probably said this before, but this censored version is actually funnier because of the store window reflection smiley. lol.

[TheTopHatGamer]

00:00

[lightblockade]

@TheTopHatGamer When will you people learn it DOESNT WORK ANY MORE! Quit being a "thumbs up" whore.

[TheTopHatGamer]

@lightblockade calm the fuck down i didnt even ask for a thumbs up, i was simply trying it get a life troll

[AirForce4455]

This is better the the uncensored it leaves more to the imagination

[geeiwoder]

explosions...thats probably why he didntget laid..

[jordanheffley1]

man he looks like a black pacman

[YorianSevenfold]

the end is brutal

[jorgelo77]

there once was a ninja who lived on the streets and then this ninja loved to beat his meat masturbating ninja spread love... not hate masturbating ninja loved to masturbate he was a ninja who loved to choke his chicken if anyone opposed he would punch and start kicking he was a ninja who came from japan he never once got laid but he loved to use his hand when the time would come for him to blow his load the ground would shake and things would explode

[MistessSexyMuffins]

@jorgelo77und then this ninja, he loved to beat his meat (and the second part) he loved to choke his chicken if anyone opposed he would punch and start kickin

[jorgelo77]

@MistessSexyMuffins thanks :D

[MistessSexyMuffins]

@jorgelo77 yep^^

[jorgelo77]

we need the lyrics :C

[JulieMichelle76]

I don't know why, but the censored version seems even funnier.

Maybe it's due to the fact that he put a smiley over the reflection in the store window too. Priceless.

[muqeeti]

love the end !!

[Dubickimus]

oh i know this ninja. hes the guy in the van on the far side of Keene

[tijuanamarisol666]

DAMNIT YOUTUBE, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR G-D DAMN TOYOTA TECH.!

[pablo10031]

Masturbating Ninja!

ROFL

[TheShmetal]

He's from Portland Oregon! Hell ya!!!

[MySmashFace1]

Wow!!! I think I know this guy!!!

[TribalJester88]

LOL ending!! hahahaha

[123123123xyzxyz]

This put a fat smile on my face

[mrpokemon5757]

is he the guy i keep seeing on chatroulette????

[Lordpingo123]

I feel like doing that now....Dressing up in a ninja costume and shooting my explosive cum at adoring pedestrians for "public service."

[rechicken2008]

holey shit that was funny

[lumpiatoxico]

haha funny shit

[mephistozap1]

I wish i could shoot thay exploding cum on an ugly bitch

[yader444]

he cums acid

[jinlei09]

The End was the best part. period lol

[yoeldabomb]

tell us where you got your ninja suit and how much it cost sensei

[shannonkuch]

if only my load could expload things

[mephistozap1]

I rofled so hard when he blew up the car with his explosive cum

[z5i]

1:08 CUMSHOT OF DEATH!

[Sh0kiassassin]

Dude this is truly hilarious, I LOL at the part when he was on the steps then ran off rofl

[CuBa1234567]

You live in Portland, Oregon huh? Not sure about Portland but pretty dam sure Oregon.

[dakpattaya]

U R THE BEST !!

[ShaneDawsonRocks1145]

lol a happy face :)

[Azazel1887]

you are a genius !!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!

[KPKAUA]

HAHA THE ENDING IS BRILLIANT

[fcpictures]

this was....oddly catchy

[ParadoxAnonymous]

LMFAO fuck you're so funny.

[Raigeko13]

0:17 Damn that thing came out fast

[arandomguy452]

um i think if you start shooting explosive cum out of your penis you need to see a docter.......

[iambrolyhaha]

Mass-debating ninja loved to mass-debate lol.

[shadoDaishi]

whoever clicked this is gay. including me :(

[siver93]

i want to play this oon my guitar and sing it to my friends at school can someone or ed make a sheet mith all the notes on it please

[aminfahim123]

0:49 HAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED SO HARD 0:51

[neatchari]

He never once got laid but he loves to use his hands. hahahaha

[pdxplumosa]

good ol' pdx!

[wes8667]

lol

[sophiesince1978]

I'm afraid you'll soon be arrested ...

[michiyoyoshiku]

I know a ninja that did that as a distraction tactic

[theNATTV]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA

[FemmeNevrotique]

That's so inappropiate! LMAO, explosions!

[SIN24U]

Wow he can blow up shit with his jizzzzzzzz. That is awesome thumbs up.

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

@SIN24U lol

[DaveStep123]

rofl for the window censorship!

[dreamlightly]

This reminds me of jackass.

[Burndshadws]

The songs you make should be put on itunes XD

[Burndshadws]

LMFAO! The end was so badass, wow

[BassOMasta]

this song is awsome!!

[OfficialOS22]

hahahahahahahahahahahah, super ed xD

[stairwayalltheway]

Horny little bugger ain't he?

[alloutofdonuts]

LMAO

[vTheDarknessv]

what did you use to do those explosion effects?

[KingKayhan]

how can i download the song i luv this SONG!

[LemonOperations]

lol I saw both this version and the uncensored version, and, while it sucks that people would flag the original, I kinda like the censored version better, 'cause it leaves more to the imagination and it makes you think that you're actually masturbating with your cock out, rather than just keeping it in your pants =P

great vid ^_^

[RandomEvey98]

Seriously, do people stare at u when u make ur vids? LOL! Like I was wondering that about ur "I'm a Pervert" vid. I luv ur videos! make more and more and more!

[theelanad1]

@RandomEvey98 haha of course ppl stared at him look at what hes doing :) hes got guts

[NarutoLoverJazzi]

haha shane sent me and im glad

[kylecrs]

lol, you always crack me up man

[ifuckzebras]

this inspires me to masturbate

[cobraman1234]

LMFAO ( laugh my fucking ass off)!!!

[19Sly94]

LOL very funny xD Like your vids ^^

[7ADIGO]

lmfao :49

[MrChibiNation]

..So that's what happend to my car D:

[gillingham99]

haha ed youve got guts lol

[JimmyChiffels]

CAN I HAVE CHOrDS PLEASE Ed!!!! I will subs to all your alt accounts!!!! :DDD

[SuperEd86]

uhh.. it's C, A minor, A minor with the middle finger on the low E string on the 2nd fret (whatever that's called) and then G. the chorus is F, G, C, A minor. Enjoy.

[mercanaries3]

wow.. i really didnt think u would reply because so many are typing to you..

[JimmyChiffels]

Lol thanks man woohoo

[datalorez]

@SuperEd86 Am/F#, I'm sure a million people have replied this already.

[ic4nh4zch33zburg3r]

@datalorez it's also an F# half diminished

[synth3333]

@SuperEd86 hahahh that is awesome

[MrSaintAulbins69]

@JimmyChiffels same!

[Froggysrock26]

my last name is armstrong.....

[deathcube35]

I can't seem to get the first part of the song outta my head!

[xX0Jota0Xx]

TABS PLEASE!

[9CristianoRonaldo7]

hahha :D:D

[fechtek]

Funny. Like always

[gledalka]

Hailarious!!! ; )

[littlerich]

nice special effects... you must be the fav in your neighborhood running around like that roflmao....

[Pompolius]

Deathly cum, thats the way of the ninja

[ednatty2]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[deviljnk]

kOOL dUDe

[TheBobby0415]

....awesom

[iseroth]

it's funnier when it's censored. but still, what the fuck happened to FREEDOM of speech, (and masturbation)

[mercanaries3]

@iseroth

umm im guessing youtube decided to take it away?

well actually goole owns youtube so they can do watever they want and never get caught

[thodorabo]

Very original...