A creationist planetarium? Isn't that a bit like a non- delusional christian?. Those things should never be in the same sentence. I would call creationists retarded; but the retarded aren't responsible for their retardation. Creationists feed their fallacies with more fairy tales until it all makes no freaking sense whatsoever. The more s**t they shovel into their brains, the more ignorant they become. Isn't religion wonderful children????
Funny thing about Jason Lisle is that his professors back at Colorado U were well aware of his YEC beliefs but didn't care at all about them. The actual research he did in college with the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) was perfectly sound and quite good.
But he does have a good point. It couldn't hurt for scientific planetariums to have more advanced projection systems for better presentation.
What? A creation planetarium would have an immobile flat round earth in the dead center hanging from nothing while supported by pillars, and surrounded by seven crystal spheres which would have the Sun, all the planets, and lamps (stars) attached to them.
What's with the creepy close ups of the guy's hand? His little fuax-tarium is missing something. If he really want's it to be biblically accurate it needs 4 corners, contain far less continents, namely remove the Americas, Australia, and Antarctica.
Kepler was a creationist? So what? Back in his day, many educated people were and they were wrong about it and many other things. Kepler was also an Astrologist, does the make Astrology true too? (fallacy - argument from authority)
Yet another attempt at religion to sneak in under the radar and try to attach it's "truth" to another field of anything that it might be related to, regardless of how distant it may be. So now they're trying to assimilate cosmology into their collective ignorance and lack of credibility. Wanna know what else they're trying to do? They have no explanaition for native Americans in the bible, or mention there of, so now they're trying to tie native spirituality into the bible. Isn't that neat?!?!?!
Funny, those are "saved" barely even rival those who are educated, the "un-saved". it is funny that those who take the word of god seem to forgo the beauty of knowledge. Some "god" they have.
Kepler was a "creation scientist". That would be the same Kepler who earned money casting horoscopes, would it? Funny that you don't mention the Astrology connection.
I wonder if anyone but me understood the Christopher Walken/Han Solo reference. That is what you are referring to, right? The star wars auditions from SNL?
you can't have a creationist planetarium, it's an oxymoron. Creationists believe the earth is 6000 years old, then we would have barely any stars in our sky... let alone other galaxies we can see up to billions of light years away.
People spend more money on trying to convince other people that "Magic man done it" than they do on actual science and wonder why we aren't making any progress.
@SeekerLancer Imagine if the money to make a fraudalent planetarium went to curing autism or breast cancer. I have this weird concept where "curing the sick" is a good thing. I know, its weird.
Why didn't the commercial show the planetarium in use? Their commercial was just a fucking showcase of the free software Celestia with a creationist talking over it.
This commercial deserved to be Finched. Nice job.
@Joerexia I'M SORRY!!! I REALLY REALLY REALLY AM SORRY FOR YOU... It would take me lifetimes to requisition a supercomputer for enough time to compute that answer :(
Ummm no, Kepler started with facts -- he started with the observations of Tycho Brahe, then he eventually made his theories fit the facts. Stating that you start from the Bible and then make the facts fit is the opposite approach. It's not science when you make your facts fit your theories; in real science it's always the other way 'round. Good job, Finches! I love this concept. Makes me wish someone would start another MST program!
I wanted to say that I think "they could grip it by the husk" is actually a brilliant reference. It's a response that avoids a greater conflict by focusing on a minor technical detail.
As in.. the apparent age of the Earth by radioactive dating is explained by variable decay rates, but it's never considered that such a dramatically increased decay rate would have released enough heat to more or less sterilize the planet. In other words.. "it's not a question of where he grips it!"
I did a little reading up on this fellow and he does appear to have a legitimate education, this guy isn't sporting a diploma mill diploma. However that's still not really a distinction, there are known examples of creationists going through real educational processes in order to gain street cred but then retiring to a life of repeating the same old falsehoods (and being well paid to do it).
Ya'know what I think is fun about this video? They put a small consumer telescope in the background to stress the fact that this guy is supposed to be an astronomer.
So the question is.. at what point does the creationist planetarium explain how most of the stars that they're showing to people are far enough away that the light from them has had to spend more time traveling to the Earth then has elapsed in the entire life span of the universe according to their fairy tale?
the tall finch?.....made a joke about the bible...while doing a christopher walken impession...while refering to star wars...a movie set in space...hilarious!!!!!!
I happen to work at a planetarium (Clark Planetarium) and I find it repulsive that the CreMus/ AnsInGen are attempting to defraud the public through misinformation and boldfaced lies.
"I find it repulsive that the CreMus/ AnsInGen are attempting to defraud the public through misinformation and boldfaced lies. "
I kind of want to know what they're saying in the planetarium. I mean I know the rest of their museum says that people rode dinosaurs like horses, and that the T-rex ate coconuts in the garden of Eden..
I already knew quite well that a large number of American Protestants have that particular syndrome of ignorant. Amazing isn't it? - The only nation to have set foot on the moon possesses citizens who refute the Copernican Model, let alone evolution.
"Well, at least the creationist fuckers aren't so fucking retarded as to advocate geocentrism... "
I've seen it argued. They tried to use the concept of relativity to say that since there is no center, anything could be the center, including the Earth.
Oh good Lord (if you'll pardon the expression); what an abuse of intellectual brilliance.
It takes all sorts... I know of one group, although I thinks its British: the Flat Earth Society. I nearly died both laughing and vomiting when I heard about them. Then there's another group who refute relativity by saying that gravity does not pull down from below, but rather God pushes down from above.
When will these fucking creationists do everyone around them a favour and eat their shotguns?
Before I let myself be consumed with unutterable rage at this fact, I ask you sir: how significant a percentage? Of course anything other than 0% (fucking creationists!!!) is unacceptable, but still, I like to know my numbers.
"Before I let myself be consumed with unutterable rage at this fact"
Well if it's important for your sanity you might consider that some have suggested that such polls are flawed and may have a degree of a self selecting nature.
A quick google search refers to a study that came up with the result of one in five believing that the sun revolves around us, however.
Yea, another guy was nice enough to send me some links. I installed foxyproxy and tryed out some proxy servers but I couldn't get anything on Hulu to play. Even when it stopped giving me the "US only" message it then game me the "This is unavalable" message. I couldn't get any video to play. :(
you need to search further....if you give up then you deserve your fate. other wise please endorsed the pirate party. they are being censored in the uk across a bored swath of people. I here about it alot..but do you?
To my eye, all the demos projected by his planetarium's "full colour digital projection system" seem to be generated from the free software "Celestia".
So basically, their "planetarium" is a PC hooked to a video projector. I wonder if it is even set up to project the night sky onto a dome like real planetariums?
Don't get me wrong, Celestia is GREAT software. I wonder what the authors think of it being used in a creationist museum? :-)
Is the original video available somewhere on the Internet? I think anti-creationist AndromedasWake should give these cretard clowns some bitch-slapping with real science!
OMG Kepler was called a herotic in his time for showing that the Earth DOES revolve aound the sun
His first goal was to mathmaticly show that Earh was in the center of everything and all but lost his faith doing so that being said He never tried to prove Creation .
Useing that revisionists logic. there was another scientist who was Christian, a naturalist who who was tring to understand the world around him...guess that makes him a "Creation Scientist" as well.
He'll be back. We've been trying to decide on more of a format for it, and eventually we'd like to have some real book end segments that sort of prefaces which finches will be finching that episode. But perhaps I've said too much.
LOVE IT!
drugeesarepeopletoo 5 months ago
A creationist planetarium? Isn't that a bit like a non- delusional christian?. Those things should never be in the same sentence. I would call creationists retarded; but the retarded aren't responsible for their retardation. Creationists feed their fallacies with more fairy tales until it all makes no freaking sense whatsoever. The more s**t they shovel into their brains, the more ignorant they become. Isn't religion wonderful children????
MrAdamakakis 5 months ago
Creationism is the pinnacle of human stupidity. These morons deserve to be ridiculed nonstop untill they hide in shame.
bary1234 5 months ago
Funny thing about Jason Lisle is that his professors back at Colorado U were well aware of his YEC beliefs but didn't care at all about them. The actual research he did in college with the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) was perfectly sound and quite good.
But he does have a good point. It couldn't hurt for scientific planetariums to have more advanced projection systems for better presentation.
cadman2300 6 months ago
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cadman2300 6 months ago
What? A creation planetarium would have an immobile flat round earth in the dead center hanging from nothing while supported by pillars, and surrounded by seven crystal spheres which would have the Sun, all the planets, and lamps (stars) attached to them.
L00NGB00W 9 months ago
What's with the creepy close ups of the guy's hand? His little fuax-tarium is missing something. If he really want's it to be biblically accurate it needs 4 corners, contain far less continents, namely remove the Americas, Australia, and Antarctica.
mistereveready 10 months ago
Kepler was a creationist? So what? Back in his day, many educated people were and they were wrong about it and many other things. Kepler was also an Astrologist, does the make Astrology true too? (fallacy - argument from authority)
RandallLord 10 months ago
@darwinfinches
Hulu doesn't work in my country.
Mitche23 11 months ago
How can show the wonder of the universe and then expect us to be awestruck by their provincial desert myth?
OgreMECH 11 months ago
AhaHaHaHa :D
palebluefly 1 year ago
@DarklingX
Ah yes but when it's lyin' for Jebus, it's ok.
sypher113 1 year ago
BILLIONS!
maxpainfu1 1 year ago
First video of yours I watch - I feel an MST3K influence (I loved that show!). Anyway, cool video, gonna watch more!
Gredias 1 year ago
HAHAHA! LOVE LOVE LOVE the Walken impression.
Secundinius 1 year ago
Yet another attempt at religion to sneak in under the radar and try to attach it's "truth" to another field of anything that it might be related to, regardless of how distant it may be. So now they're trying to assimilate cosmology into their collective ignorance and lack of credibility. Wanna know what else they're trying to do? They have no explanaition for native Americans in the bible, or mention there of, so now they're trying to tie native spirituality into the bible. Isn't that neat?!?!?!
berner 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!
funknotik 1 year ago
haha nice. very mystery science theater 3000-esque.
...I miss that show
jeff8605 1 year ago
"when you start from what the bible teaches the evidence makes sense"
1 Chronicle 16:30 "the world is firmly established it cannot be moved."
the Earth cant move, it cant orbit the sun :P
makes sooooooo much sense... >.>
creede55 1 year ago 2
Ken Ham is an Australian plant to dumbaphy the US, I think it's working! We have an army of attack marsupials, clean of the ark, who will invade
the US when Ken makes it stupid enough. After hearing this video. CHARGE!
We also have Rupert Murdoch and fox news on the job. And after watching a couple of episodes.
CHARGE!
movieklump 1 year ago
HULU only works in USA. I can't see it.
Mitche23 1 year ago
Funny, those are "saved" barely even rival those who are educated, the "un-saved". it is funny that those who take the word of god seem to forgo the beauty of knowledge. Some "god" they have.
1234yersiman 1 year ago
Sweet! Finally a fresh new (to me at least) source of good vids making fun of creationism. Subbed.
theshredator 1 year ago
Insta-subscribe. That was hilarious.
virgillevinger 1 year ago
this is awesome, it reminds me of beavis and butthead
j0hnnytamb0rine 1 year ago
Man this would be like me picking up a harry potter book, and starting up a book store with the "objectivity" that Harry potter's word is the truth.
I swear I want to face palm after every word that comes out of a religious nut bag's mouth.
In any case, I'm getting a huge kick out of these videos. Thank you very much for making them and giving people something to laugh at... twice.
mrx0066600 1 year ago
Kepler was a "creation scientist". That would be the same Kepler who earned money casting horoscopes, would it? Funny that you don't mention the Astrology connection.
mandolinic 1 year ago
I wonder if anyone but me understood the Christopher Walken/Han Solo reference. That is what you are referring to, right? The star wars auditions from SNL?
myteethareshiny 1 year ago
@myteethareshiny
Now I remember that! I was thinking it sounded familiar....
mtszabo 1 year ago
you can't have a creationist planetarium, it's an oxymoron. Creationists believe the earth is 6000 years old, then we would have barely any stars in our sky... let alone other galaxies we can see up to billions of light years away.
Moirera 1 year ago
Dooooood! I so love your humor.
pchtermino 1 year ago
ARE you a skunk farmer?
grendelee 1 year ago 6
@grendelee Sadly, no. There's just no money in mustelid breeding.
thedarwinfinches 1 year ago 13
Creation museum = We create a bunch of made up beliefs put it in a building and call it a museum.
party489 1 year ago 2
The thing is, I recognise that program.
I have it at home.
What they are doing is the equivalent of a teacher gathering the class around a computer and messing about with google earth.
This program is free to download and open source. It's called celestia.
martincrotty 1 year ago 2
fuck them and their facts. thats epic. this was a really good one.
thegdin 2 years ago
People spend more money on trying to convince other people that "Magic man done it" than they do on actual science and wonder why we aren't making any progress.
SeekerLancer 2 years ago 3
@SeekerLancer Imagine if the money to make a fraudalent planetarium went to curing autism or breast cancer. I have this weird concept where "curing the sick" is a good thing. I know, its weird.
grendelee 1 year ago
Top notch on so many levels!
PNerves 2 years ago
Why didn't the commercial show the planetarium in use? Their commercial was just a fucking showcase of the free software Celestia with a creationist talking over it.
This commercial deserved to be Finched. Nice job.
AndroidAR 2 years ago 23
hahah aaaaaaaaah yes the mormon planet!!!
hahah and the same way im a skunk farmer
ortegapeter 2 years ago 3
Someone count how many times he says "God's word is true" like a fucking robot.
Joerexia 2 years ago 21
@Joerexia LOL. You know he's having doubts by how much he has to convince himself.
hlyleh 1 year ago
@Joerexia I'M SORRY!!! I REALLY REALLY REALLY AM SORRY FOR YOU... It would take me lifetimes to requisition a supercomputer for enough time to compute that answer :(
xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD
PalulukanMakto 1 year ago
@Joerexia I counted three times. All roboticly.
Nerd0042 11 months ago
I love The 'Christopher Walken" 1:47
spaceman300 2 years ago
im going to a real planetarium tomorrow
AsG1989 2 years ago
LOL a skunk farmer...classic!!
1n354a 2 years ago
Ohhhh....Push the button, Frank!
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
Ummm no, Kepler started with facts -- he started with the observations of Tycho Brahe, then he eventually made his theories fit the facts. Stating that you start from the Bible and then make the facts fit is the opposite approach. It's not science when you make your facts fit your theories; in real science it's always the other way 'round. Good job, Finches! I love this concept. Makes me wish someone would start another MST program!
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
Ummm, it's "weighs."
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
[In Carl Sagan's voice] "This planetarium is made up of billions, and billions of lies."
HAHAHAHA
WRAYDAY 2 years ago 4
Genius :D
versanil 2 years ago
MST3K Lives on in bird form.
Schmoikel 2 years ago 4
lol
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago
Yeah, i was gonna say....
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago
Most brilliant movie ever!
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago
Come come, we shall use my largest scales!
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago 2
EXACTLY!
So logically....
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago 2
You must also know what floats in water besides wood and witches.
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago
Right, then, onward to Castle AAAAAAAGGHHHH!
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago 2
Well, an African Swallow, of course.
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago
What is the air-speed velocity of said Swallow, good sir?
DontHurtTheIntersect 2 years ago
I wanted to say that I think "they could grip it by the husk" is actually a brilliant reference. It's a response that avoids a greater conflict by focusing on a minor technical detail.
As in.. the apparent age of the Earth by radioactive dating is explained by variable decay rates, but it's never considered that such a dramatically increased decay rate would have released enough heat to more or less sterilize the planet. In other words.. "it's not a question of where he grips it!"
NomadSoul76 2 years ago
I did a little reading up on this fellow and he does appear to have a legitimate education, this guy isn't sporting a diploma mill diploma. However that's still not really a distinction, there are known examples of creationists going through real educational processes in order to gain street cred but then retiring to a life of repeating the same old falsehoods (and being well paid to do it).
NomadSoul76 2 years ago
I don't think anything migrated in the garden. They just kind of stood around and slouched about.
NomadSoul76 2 years ago 2
Ya'know what I think is fun about this video? They put a small consumer telescope in the background to stress the fact that this guy is supposed to be an astronomer.
NomadSoul76 2 years ago 2
So the question is.. at what point does the creationist planetarium explain how most of the stars that they're showing to people are far enough away that the light from them has had to spend more time traveling to the Earth then has elapsed in the entire life span of the universe according to their fairy tale?
NomadSoul76 2 years ago
proxys are not hard to implementing. due to censorship.
we can PWN like the china or the indians ...
the gov's funded this shit. shlshdot.
CiphersSon 2 years ago
Hey, we're missing a finch! (We had FOUR for a sexond, there.)
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
the tall finch?.....made a joke about the bible...while doing a christopher walken impession...while refering to star wars...a movie set in space...hilarious!!!!!!
deadeyes333 2 years ago
(Walken impression) I knOW! But it needs more cowbell!
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
I happen to work at a planetarium (Clark Planetarium) and I find it repulsive that the CreMus/ AnsInGen are attempting to defraud the public through misinformation and boldfaced lies.
Dividend 2 years ago 2
Creamus Ansingen sounds like a roman senator, or a disease. (One affecting the brain)
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
"I find it repulsive that the CreMus/ AnsInGen are attempting to defraud the public through misinformation and boldfaced lies. "
I kind of want to know what they're saying in the planetarium. I mean I know the rest of their museum says that people rode dinosaurs like horses, and that the T-rex ate coconuts in the garden of Eden..
But what can they do in a planetarium setting?
NomadSoul76 2 years ago
"could never do, or would never do...." EXACTLY! 5 out of 5!
calhoun81670 2 years ago
Well, at least the creationist fuckers aren't so fucking retarded as to advocate geocentrism...
EVLWNS 2 years ago
Let me quote wiki for you "This belief is often based on Biblical verses and is most common among American Protestants."
pro272727 2 years ago
I already knew quite well that a large number of American Protestants have that particular syndrome of ignorant. Amazing isn't it? - The only nation to have set foot on the moon possesses citizens who refute the Copernican Model, let alone evolution.
EVLWNS 2 years ago 2
"Well, at least the creationist fuckers aren't so fucking retarded as to advocate geocentrism... "
I've seen it argued. They tried to use the concept of relativity to say that since there is no center, anything could be the center, including the Earth.
NomadSoul76 2 years ago
Oh good Lord (if you'll pardon the expression); what an abuse of intellectual brilliance.
It takes all sorts... I know of one group, although I thinks its British: the Flat Earth Society. I nearly died both laughing and vomiting when I heard about them. Then there's another group who refute relativity by saying that gravity does not pull down from below, but rather God pushes down from above.
When will these fucking creationists do everyone around them a favour and eat their shotguns?
EVLWNS 2 years ago
".. I know of one group, although I thinks its British: the Flat Earth Society"
Brace yourself. Some polls suggest that a significant percentage of the US population think that the Sun orbits the Earth.
NomadSoul76 2 years ago
Before I let myself be consumed with unutterable rage at this fact, I ask you sir: how significant a percentage? Of course anything other than 0% (fucking creationists!!!) is unacceptable, but still, I like to know my numbers.
EVLWNS 2 years ago
"Before I let myself be consumed with unutterable rage at this fact"
Well if it's important for your sanity you might consider that some have suggested that such polls are flawed and may have a degree of a self selecting nature.
A quick google search refers to a study that came up with the result of one in five believing that the sun revolves around us, however.
NomadSoul76 2 years ago
Cosmos FTW!
freedom0f5peech 2 years ago
It makes me sad that there will be kids going to this place.
boxant 2 years ago 5
Where's Huxley?
fiziker0 2 years ago
Where is the shorts finch that doesnt talk?
InTylerWeTrust84 2 years ago
You never come back from a finching.
Where's the other guy though? He hasn't converted, has he...
EVHisgodyoumuppet 2 years ago
Stupid Hulu. can only be streamed from the US my ass.
Disthron 2 years ago
google.foxyproxy Disthron.
CiphersSon 2 years ago
Yea, another guy was nice enough to send me some links. I installed foxyproxy and tryed out some proxy servers but I couldn't get anything on Hulu to play. Even when it stopped giving me the "US only" message it then game me the "This is unavalable" message. I couldn't get any video to play. :(
Disthron 2 years ago
you need to search further....if you give up then you deserve your fate. other wise please endorsed the pirate party. they are being censored in the uk across a bored swath of people. I here about it alot..but do you?
fight BRO the fight is in your hands...
CiphersSon 2 years ago
Well, I'm not in the UK but is the pirate party an actual party or is that some kind of joke that I'm just not getting?
Disthron 2 years ago
So let me see if I understand...the purpose of this planetarium is to avoid teaching science?
busterggi1 2 years ago 2
The original is so full of subliminal messages.
How many times does that fuck tard say that "we start with/from the bible"..."God's word is true"?
aarlin81 2 years ago 2
Hahaha! The Walken Han Solo, love it!
zombiesmasher 2 years ago
Haha! Go finches go!
Elimin8rA51 2 years ago 2
To my eye, all the demos projected by his planetarium's "full colour digital projection system" seem to be generated from the free software "Celestia".
So basically, their "planetarium" is a PC hooked to a video projector. I wonder if it is even set up to project the night sky onto a dome like real planetariums?
Don't get me wrong, Celestia is GREAT software. I wonder what the authors think of it being used in a creationist museum? :-)
skevosmavros 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You forgot to mention how the bible tells us about how the sun orbits the earth and...
wait...
that's not right...
how the sky is a dome and....
shit! that's not right either...
THE BIBLE IS TRUE BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO!
There! That'll show ya! he he he
:-P
themanofearth 2 years ago 5
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themanofearth 2 years ago
Is the original video available somewhere on the Internet? I think anti-creationist AndromedasWake should give these cretard clowns some bitch-slapping with real science!
Akatam0t0ma 2 years ago
Unfortunately, because I'm not from the U.S, I cannot watch the video in the link :-(
Akatam0t0ma 2 years ago
Love that last comment "Edited for being crap"... I lol'd
Grymyrk 2 years ago
fucking morons shouldn't be allowed anywhere near science
325982668 2 years ago 2
Dude...what was with the Christopher Walken impression while parodying Han Solo?
Don't get me wrong, it was hilarious, but I was all, "Schadenwawa...?" *raised eyebrow*
Heh.
BionicDance 2 years ago
LOL, Walken...
jussts 2 years ago
OMG Kepler was called a herotic in his time for showing that the Earth DOES revolve aound the sun
His first goal was to mathmaticly show that Earh was in the center of everything and all but lost his faith doing so that being said He never tried to prove Creation .
Useing that revisionists logic. there was another scientist who was Christian, a naturalist who who was tring to understand the world around him...guess that makes him a "Creation Scientist" as well.
FEAR THE BUNNY ! 8)
mak1759 2 years ago
Sweet Cthulhu, listen to how many times that robot says "God's word is true".
FreePlay 2 years ago 3
Part of me wants to go to this thing, and laugh hysterically until they kick me out.
samsroomie 2 years ago 3
ROADTRIP!
I call shotgun.
VeritasLiber 2 years ago
Damn...that was a really good Chris Walken impression for a bird.
WineisyourFriend 2 years ago
They are using Celestia. A completely free astronomy simulator. God, are these creationists really that cheap? I wonder if the entrance is also free.
A11ex 2 years ago
Dudes, do you have the movie on some other site, because it is not available outside of the US on Hulu.
atomicnumber86 2 years ago
not a bad christopher walken impression at all tall skinny finch... what ever your name is. lol
abassett22 2 years ago 2
He'll be back. We've been trying to decide on more of a format for it, and eventually we'd like to have some real book end segments that sort of prefaces which finches will be finching that episode. But perhaps I've said too much.
thedarwinfinches 2 years ago
Anything but Hell Lu plox
/watch?v=CZfjhotA5Pk
anthonzi 2 years ago
they get better and better!!! LOL!!
UmbrellaAl 2 years ago