Knowledge through humor has always been a great learning tool. This, sadly, failed at both. C'mon, Mark, you're not putting the effort into these like you used to.
You know I hated Obama...he never keept his promises but only keept on giving th rich tax cutts and not ending the wars...BUT if i have to choose btw what the republicans have to offer or Obama....ehh I guess it would be between Paul and Obama but you know some radical idiot republican is going to winn....you fuckt america
Or we can nominate a bastard child with 2.0 GPA that was a backbench Illinois state congressman with 2 years experience in the US Senate. You know, the gaffe machine that needs two teleprompters to talk to a second grade class. Now, that's a President.
@666sigma Or we could elect an elitist son of a career politician who avoided a war by running away, then couldn't get off the cocaine long enough to run a state properly. You know, the monkey-faced mumbling moron who tried to read a child's book while upside-down. Now that's a President.
Newt went to Washington pretending he would clean up the cesspool with the "Contract For America" campaign, but when he got there, he found out that if he played the game and closed his eyes, ears and plugged his nose, it felt more like a warm jacuzzi
the gop establishment wants mitt in but the tea baggers are rejecting him they know that they can control mitt but newt would require more haggling to get things done the gop establishment making sure non of the tea party canidates get too much media time they want mitt in the spotlight as much as possible kinda how they did mccain
Knowledge through humor has always been a great learning tool. This, sadly, failed at both. C'mon, Mark, you're not putting the effort into these like you used to.
PhilWithCoffee 1 month ago
Ron Paul 2012
mdnyrtydr 2 months ago
and what the fuck did i just watch because now im thinking i know why this has only 302 views
XENOMEXTECHNO 2 months ago
We always have to choose between a bag of piss and a shit sandwich...But now it feels a lot worst !
Kingcantine 2 months ago
The scary thing about the GOP candidates is that he only two who are sane (mostly) are both Mormons! Didn't see that one coming!
disrxt 2 months ago 3
Umm..when exactly was I supposed to laugh at this trash?
ConvalescentStar10 2 months ago
You know I hated Obama...he never keept his promises but only keept on giving th rich tax cutts and not ending the wars...BUT if i have to choose btw what the republicans have to offer or Obama....ehh I guess it would be between Paul and Obama but you know some radical idiot republican is going to winn....you fuckt america
donatshabani 2 months ago
@donatshabani Since when do presidents keep there promises? We need another Regan or Bill Clinton.
ConvalescentStar10 2 months ago
newt is lower than whale shit, for leaving his dying wife when she had cancer, really how low can you go?
bohemianh 2 months ago 32
@bohemianh Newt prob gave her the cancer too!
tbohman1331 2 months ago
Or we can nominate a bastard child with 2.0 GPA that was a backbench Illinois state congressman with 2 years experience in the US Senate. You know, the gaffe machine that needs two teleprompters to talk to a second grade class. Now, that's a President.
666sigma 2 months ago
@666sigma Or we could elect an elitist son of a career politician who avoided a war by running away, then couldn't get off the cocaine long enough to run a state properly. You know, the monkey-faced mumbling moron who tried to read a child's book while upside-down. Now that's a President.
MisterTunemonster 2 months ago 6
Newt went to Washington pretending he would clean up the cesspool with the "Contract For America" campaign, but when he got there, he found out that if he played the game and closed his eyes, ears and plugged his nose, it felt more like a warm jacuzzi
TheBug1961 2 months ago
Hey, nice animation... what software did you use?
professor7567 2 months ago
the gop establishment wants mitt in but the tea baggers are rejecting him they know that they can control mitt but newt would require more haggling to get things done the gop establishment making sure non of the tea party canidates get too much media time they want mitt in the spotlight as much as possible kinda how they did mccain
gonzo361 2 months ago
nifty job. newt is definitely a job creator.
CrappyCartoons 2 months ago
When will lil Suzie be 35?
FUscrewtube 2 months ago
Wow...Newt for Loot...so crooked he has to screw his shoes on...
seamoremonster 2 months ago
lol nice vid, John Stewart has been picking fun at the debates, this reminded me of him
flapjackattack4 2 months ago
I will not say first but I will say. Newt would be the worst chose for the GOP.
Elestareus 2 months ago
@Elestareus worse than Perry and Bachmann and Cain and Paul?
dangerouslytalented 2 months ago
@Elestareus Isn't picking the worst of this bunch like deciding which pile of horse manure smells the worst?
DeistPaladin 2 months ago 16
@DeistPaladin Or smells the least worst. Obama is lucky he doesn't have a primary challenger... I don't think he would win that test.
tcdowning666 2 months ago
@DeistPaladin
actually horse manure doesn't smell nearly as bad as these fools
z3r0t0l3r4ns 1 month ago
have i said yet this hour how much i hate republicans? :)
paragshah2112 2 months ago