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  • this seems long over due

  • LMFAO!

    this video is one of the best and funniest i've seen in a long time...COMEDY GOLD!

    Bill O'Reilly...well every village needs at least one.

  • Tide goes in, stain comes out. You can't explain that.

  • This is seriously one of the best videos I've ever seen on youtube. It made me laugh my ass off. Please never stop making videos

  • What bill is asking is more along the lines of how did all of these "things" come into existence in the very beginning, not how did these things form once they were all ready here in one form or another. He really just needed to ask the question a little better and more specifically.

  • @vidfreak56 And even then, the question is still a very dishonest attempt to shove god into whatever holes science hasn't illuminated yet.

  • Bloody funny stuff. Good work... :o)

  • Lol¡

  • David Silverman's facial expression is LOL

  • One of the funniest video's I have ever seen.

  • "To receive this years large and glittering cock."

    I lost it

  • The proper way to tell a story would be '' ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAD AN AFFAIR BUT... '' instead of

    '' YOUAIN'TGONNABELIEVETHISSHITBU­TGODBLAHBLAHBLAH ''

    religionfactreport(dotcommmmmm­m)

  • The only thing I find hard to explain is how in these times, with what we know of the world and the nature of the universe, that there are still ingnorant assholes like O'Reilly.

  • @personEks The most shocking thing is that he's on television (as something else than a comedic character) and some people seriously listen to what he has to say.

  • its funny cause at 1:48 David's face has turned into an iconic Facebook meme... I think the caption goes something like, "Ya don't say?" something like that hahaha

  • POSEIDON?

  • Okay you've educated Billo on why the tides come in and the tides go out. He also needs to be educated on why the Sun appears to come up & go down

  • O'Reilly needs to be burned at the stake live at a reason rally. Beer and roast Crock-a Duck will be served free!

  • No Bill is not a pin head, he's PIN HEAD NUMERO UNO

  • Bill O'Reilly made 34 accounts on youtube specifically to dislike this video.

  • 5:35ish...Those children...I DO HAVE HOPE FOR HUMANITY... Until 8pm next week day night.

  • The tides are also controlled by the gravitational pull of the Sun...just saying.

  • @basilman121 The sun has a far weaker effect on tides though, I think it's on the order of a few mm or cm, not meters. Hardly relevant when you consider the moon's effect. (Jupiter and the galactic center also have an effect, but it's again a fraction of the sun's effect.)

  • @SeedlingNL Actually, it has a pretty significant impact. The Sun has only 50% of the gravitational pull on the sun compared to the moon. It has "meter" impacts on the tides. Look up spring and neap tides.

    Source: Oceanography class

  • @basilman121 You're right, I got them mixed up. It's Jupiter that's on the order of a few mm/cm.

  • Who better to ask where the moon came from than a man who has been there? Buzz Aldrin on Sesame Street FTW!!!

  • Bill O'Reilly should wear a helmet, and eat his foot through a straw.

    Pinhead!

  • @potholer54 HAHAHAHAHA!! Classic video man, outstanding. Any chance of doing a video on William Lane Craig? The guy is the ultimate douche, he has been repeating his same old arguments for centuries, he needs a fucking straightjacket.

  • I've never laughed so hard, yet felt so depressed at the same time?

    Does anyone else think that Intelligent people will eventually become extinct?

    Surely the 'stupid' are out breading the 'intelligent'?

  • Excellent job. Your editing at the end had me nearly in tears, too funny.

  • Surely O'Reilly's merely reciting the prejudices of his tv audience. It's an effective way of keeping audience figures up. He can't be as moronic as the impression given here, he just mouths popular idiocy. The preachers and many politicians do the same thing. Thanks for the vid btw.

  • "It's explained in our class science book : Deep Deep Space"

    WIN

  • "tides go in tides go out, you cant explain that"

    -bill o'reilly

    why do i find myself wanting to leave this planet.

  • @potholer54 Now that QQOQQ is no longer a creationist and has become an atheist, will the award still be named after him? /watch?v=tpSO3TDvln8

  • I think that 'green card' wasn't entirely correct.The Earth wasn't formed after the collision, it SURVIVED the collision with a Mars-sized planet. The remnants of that impact indeed formed the moon. (Or at least, it's the most consistent explanation for an unusually heavy rocky planet like ours to drag around a frigging huge (yet lightweight) moon, given all the data we know today.)

  • @SeedlingNL Yes, but the crash of a mars-sized piece of rock must have changed the very composition of earth, so, it was more like another planet after, just like a decaying element forms two different bodies, even though it's the same proton and neutron.

  • @MenwithHill That would suggest the Earth totally changed. It didn't. It was simple the bigger lump of molten rock that survived the impact, although it still carries the scars of that impact today with the tilt of the earth's axis. The overal distribution of material did change somewhat, but unlike radioactive decay it did not change from a rocky planet to something else. We lost parts of the early crust and gained a considerable amount of heavier iron in return, but that's it.

  • WHAT is the name of potholer's video where he makes the 'george bush' analogy for intermediate fossils?

  • The moon, how the fuck does it work?

  • @Jonstern1983 Try Wikipedia

  • What was the question of Stone Commander in reference to... I'm sorry if I misspelled his name.

  • @Jonstern1983 It just doesn't matter.

  • Bill has been to Uranus, it's where his head is most of the time.

  • All creationists see Evolution as just a theory, I never expected that this level of scientific illiteracy would leak into other scientific theories, such as gravity, that O'Reilly obviously doesn't believe in.

  • QQ in internet is a crying face.. QQ O QQ - QQ oh QQ - Cry oh Cry, that is how i see it.

  • Billy!

  • I'm not convinced by this gravity claim. I mean have you ever seen it? Sure, you feel a downward pull. Although lately I feel more like some force is pushing me down rather than pulling me down. And which way is down anyway? The Australians don't seem to be falling off the planet like they should be. That last sentence is not meant to be a slight against Australians.

  • for a few years i was convinced that billo was not an idiot, but merely hid behind a mask of stupidity, because he was paid for doing that. and honestly, who wouldn't if you could earn millions with it? some old videos of him on youtube showed him answering in a non-aggressive, yet intelligent fashion, thus making me believe his current tv-personality was just for show and not in fact that ignorant

    seeing this video finally allowed me to actually think of him as a moron again.thanks potholer!

  • Uhhhh, huhu ... he said Ur-anus! ^^

  • Wi Fi turns on, Internet connects. You cant explain that.

  • Bill: how does your penis work?

    (Show him picture of little boys)

    Penis goes up, penis goes down, penis goes up, penis goes down.

  • damn this was a wicked sick vid hope you do more soon

  • Bill O'Reilly just makes me laugh. I don't watch him to be kept informed, I watch him because I need a laugh at the end of the day. lol

  • Lmao!! Made my day!!!

  • Idiots watch BOR. Idiots watch him again. How can you explain that?

  • Thanks for a laugh. I've seen this guy before a few times on YouTube and his arrogance always astounds me.

  • "How'd the moon get there. How'd the moon get there. Look, you pinheads who attack me for this. You guys are just desperate."

    Desperate? Not hardly. More like a pathetic attempt at projection to obscure the fact that he couldn't pull his head out of his ass.

  • I love potholer when I want a good old laugh, such great commentary

  • "I'll take away your smiley face sticker!"

    I just love that line

  • Bill has been spouting the same crap now for years. Including sun goes up, sun goes down never a miscommunication. Always with the qualification if You/they can't explain that. Maybe what he means is "you are not ALLOWED to explain that"

  • I wonder if O'Reilly's ass is jealous of all the shit coming out of his mouth.

  • @mrdaym

    Actually, I think his ass would be grateful for the reduced workload.

  • @mrdaym Heh. =D

  • "And where is space?"

    "Uuuhhh.... above..."

    SPACE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

  • I have an idea! :D Andy, aka QQOQQ, has announced that he has lost his faith. He has conceded a few things and is perhaps willing to concede the point that led to the defiance in ignorance prize being named after him. If this can be confirmed, I purpose re-naming the prize once more for someone whose willingness to concede his position is about as likely as the tides not coming in. I purpose naming the defiance in ignorance prize the "Little Billy." :)

  • @Tanoro

    I second! 

  • @Tanoro Geez, if everyone that has the trophy named after them latter admits they were wrong, there will be no one left to name the trophy after.

    WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S A GOOD THING! Billiant!

  • @Tanoro "naming the defiance in ignorance prize the "Little Billy"

    Or even better: "Billy Boy". In Germany, we have a condom brand with that name. Google it's logo, and you will agree with me that the possibilities are endless ;-).

  • “Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance is the death of knowledge” - Alfred North Whitehead

  • This is so so great.I never seen this . I always felt he was an ass hole . my ex partner loved Bill and my ex partners name was bill and my ex partner was a complete ass hole which is why he is my ex partner

  • Do you want to go and sit on the Naughty Step Billy?!

  • The most interesting and revealing part of this whole thing is that BillO regards being corrected on facts as an ATTACK.

    Twisted.

  • You might wanna rename your award. QQOQQ (I'm pretty sure it's him. He looks like the same guy) announced on his new channel that he lost his faith.

  • Best...Pwnage...EVER

  • Why did I wear a white shirt today? Huh Can you explain that? Haha

  • bill'o is not only stupid he is fkn evil

  • I can remember when the tides were handled by hordes of invisible sea gnomes with magic brooms. Now that we outsourced that job to the moon, these gnomes are all out of work, drunk and sweeping away the glaciers.

  • Bill O'rielly what a c**t!

  • Bill O'Reilly has 33 accounts.

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  • smiley face sticker

  • hey Potholer. You may be delighted to know that Bll O'Rielly has become the subject of many internet jokes and much ridicule. If you want to see some of them go to memebas.com and search for You Can't Explain That.

  • Fuckin' tides, how do they work?

  • As a Christian, I'll let you all know (Not that you don't know already...) that almost all of us truly do despise Bill O'Reily. Trust me when I say it's the loud and problematic Christian minority that makes us more sensible Christians look bad.

    Anyone see an inner civil war between sensible and non-sensible christians coming soon? I sure hope not, but I see one coming. ;-;

  • @DyeTalian "As a Christian...."

    Yeah Bill is an easy target. But as a rational thinker what part of Science don't you believe in? Because Science pretty much trashes the Bible with regards to the origin of the Universe and the arrival of all species. So no Adam & Eve, no Original Sin, etc.

    So where do you jump off the tracks?

  • @warren52nz

    I suppose it's impossible for you to believe that someone believes in both science and religion. Letting you know I'm not responding to anything else in regards to what I believe in, but I respectfully decline any offers to "switch over to the side that is right". I'll stay where I'm comfortable, thank you.

  • @DyeTalian No problem. I wasn't attacking honest. You're still young.

    Many Christians are able to reconcile Science and their faith. You might be interested in Graeme Finlay's publications (available on the Net). He's a Microbiologist and a devout Christian. He explains how he believes his faith isn't contradicted by the evidence.

    If you include "ape that bears God's image" in your search string you should find a good article by him.

    Cheers

  • @warren52nz

    "He explains how he believes his faith isn't contradicted by the evidence."

    Just like most xtians he admits alot of the bible is not true, but still likes that brand of imaginary friend.

  • @gorilla199uncensored I even attended one of Graeme Finlay's lectures, he's really in the know about Evolution and genetics, he even extracted some DNA during the lecture but I have to admit, I couldn't follow his train of thought when he made the transition from genetics into the glory of Jesus Christ. It just felt like a U-turn to me.

  • Ant the weener is...

  • Fuck it! We'll do it live!

  • 1:55 and that's where the meme comes from :D

  • @NumberZeroFan your trolling

  • Bill O'Reilly is talking on TV.

    You can't explain that to me.

    WHO PUT HIM THERE?

    Sorry how this sounds, but here in Europe we don't have specimens of Homo Stupidissimus on TV. He makes you all look dumb and silly. You deserve better.

  • @ruiferreira89 Yeah.... That's a fact, America. Over here in Europe we certainly do wonder how come you allow such stupid people on your TV... not just ignorant, mind, but real STUPID!

    It wouldn't happen here.

    Here, we let the stupid people run the banks!.

  • he made the same argument with Richard dawkins

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • MIRACLES. Fucking magnets.

  • This video is one of the most hilarious things I've seen.

    + 1 internet to you kind sir.

  • haha great work on this one! absolutely awesome

  • This may be the greatest thing ever. You sir, win the internet!

  • I laughed so hard at this. Subbed and liked :D

  • Potholer sir, I am severely disabled and in constant pain, and your wonderful video just helped to alleviate some of that pain from the millions of endorphins produced by laughing myself silly. Sincere thanks from your biggest fan.

  • the smiley face sticker and the toy box really gave me a kick

  • No one deserves it more.

  • Hilarious, loved it. "Billy! :o"

  • "Have you been to Uranus?"

    Where do you think Bill pulls his material out of?

  • Thanks for the laughs potholer and thanks to some of the commentators for their witty remarks. Great community here.

  • potholer, you are funny man haha

  • is this a 'physical' award that you mailed to him ? Id like to see the look on his face when he receives that

  • Best Bill O'rielly video ever created.

  • @SirTannen potholer is a genius.

  • @adolphbot He should do audiobooks.

  • this is the FUNNIEST thing you've done so far. Congratulations!!!

  • Video of the year!

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  • How did gravity get there? Who put it there?

  • @americant001 Put it where?

    What makes you think that someone "put gravity there"?

  • @ndrthrdr1 Why, the bible makes me think god put gravity in the universe because it clearly says in Genesis 14:11 And god said let time-space be warped by mass, so it shall attract other mass. You didn't know that ndrthrdr1? What are you some kind of idiot?

  • @americant001 Wow! How could I have missed that?  :P

  • If any of our imagined gods actually existed, even they would facepalm at Bill O'Reilly.

  • omg I love this

    I laughed so hard when Bill said "Fuck it!"

  • It's too bad you can't point out his stupid statements in real life, because he constantly denies everything.

  • I got a question for you: I have a Thermos bottle I use to fill with hot coffee before I go to work. At lunchtime I pour myself a cup and voila... it's still hot. But in the summer, I fill the SAME THERMOS with COLD iced tea, and voila...the tea is still COLD! Now how does the thermos know how to do that. You can't explain that, can you!

  • I just discovered this channel and its the funniest thing ever! My thanks to you potholer54!

  • This is the best response to bill's dumbassness I've seen so far.

  • lololololololol

  • Gravity pulls, apple falls

    You can't explain that to me.

    Yeah, but where did gravity come from?

    Who put it there?

  • @americant001 Newton

  • @gamesbok

    But who put Newton here?

    You can't explain that.

  • @Einargizz His mum.

  • @gamesbok

    You know... you're not very good at getting the joke.

  • @Einargizz I am a master of wit and repartee, a genius of the bon mot, an expert of erudition, so fuck off.

  • @gamesbok Intelligence has nothing to do with a good sense of humor. Also, if you're the type that needs to go around declaring that you're so smart, then chances are that you're not.

    Have a nice day.

  • @americant001 nobody put it there. take a damn physics class

  • @Hippoman141 I've taken a few. Trust me, they only amount to BS.

  • I ve seen that O'reilly clip but missed that look on his interviewees face. It's the perfect expression of incredulity. He must be wondering, "did he actually just say what I think he said?"

  • I'll take away your smily face sticker! lmao

  • wow.......Bill O'Reilly is a massive QQOQQ

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  • Bill O' CockFace

  • i wish we had people like billy on belgian television

  • This...is the most epic thing I've ever seen... Bill is retarded even for creationist standards.

  • I think that bill o reily was really trying to ask where matter came from but communicated it badly. I imagine his next question would be where did the dust that created stars come from. Then it would be the big bang. Then his next question would be where did the big bang come from. Which is the only valid argument I've ever found to support creationism. It only could get me to deist but still. I prefer to answer questions like that as we'll know some day instead of god did it.

    Yeah a liberal

  • i very rarely actually face palm but..... GRRAAAAAAGH the stupid.... it hurts

  • I'm a christian... and Im sorry that Bill exists.

  • @Vinc3ntPh4m Every one of good will , intelligence and common sense is sorry that Bill O'Reilly exists.

  • @Vinc3ntPh4m Yea, thats reality. Remove the faith, and its still there... -.- At least he is a meme now.

  • srsly fuck Bill O'Reilly

  • Best video on youtube. Someone send this to Jon Stewart.

  • Bill O'Reilly doesn't need any help being made to look stupid. He does a fine job by himself.

  • Why is this cunt still on TV? He makes me really mad.

  • lol so funny lol!

  • I can't believe that someone that fucking stupid has a spot on primetime news, scary

  • O'Reilly threatened to retire if Obama raises his taxes.

    LOL.

    Let's raise his taxes.

    

  • QQOQQ is a great guy!

  • QQOQQ is a great guy!

  • lmao

  • 'have you been in Uranus and checked if there's life there?'

    alas, what spawned FNC.

  • LOL

  • It's people like him who need to keel over, so they can't bastardize the intelligent new generation being born now, with bronze age beliefs. "Religion will fade and die" - John Lennon

  • O'Reilly is not only an ignorant fucktard, he's also an asshole. No wonder he got a job at Fox News.

  • brilliant! brilliant! brilliant! ... you have a new subscriber

  • Best video on Youtube!!!!!!!!!

  • Beer goes in, piss comes out - never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

  • God damnit. He makes me ashamed of being American... or is it human...

  • A true tour de force!